FabSwingers.com forum: Monthly clique meeting

By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

That’s right folks, there’ll certainly be fireworks at this month’s meeting after the shenanigans during the last so come prepared. The host is still redecorating after the newly initiated squirting contest. Personally I think it was just piss.

Anyways....

This months topics;

- QL why is she still wearing her Halloween costume....... from last year?

- Does sex with a banana still count as your 1-a-day?

- What’s the obsession with women sticking objects up men’s arses?

- If your fanny was a magnet what would it attract?

And as always, we’re raising money for charity. This month, we are raising money for Lorry von littlehorn’s peni extension so don’t forget to bring along your 50p’s

Please again remember that if you are bringing food always follow the microwave guidelines and prick the lid beforehand.

As we’re a responsible group we will be meeting before Thursday as the virus only comes again after this date.

Nora will be manning the doors again this month, and the password is ‘stroppy’.

Newbies are always welcome

See you all soon!

Love and Peace

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should I bring flowers ? X

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Should I bring flowers ? X"

Yes you can bring your ‘flower’

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By *eavertrackerMan
over a year ago

Bridgwater

Is it safe to bring a banana

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'm not coming.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Is it safe to bring a banana

I like your thinking

yes. I hope your bumhole is hungry

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I'm not coming."

Your soggy pastries caused a few bellyache’s last time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not coming."

I haven’t since March.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I'm not coming.

I haven’t since March.

Do you like banana?

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I'm not coming.

Your soggy pastries caused a few bellyache’s last time

Sod ya then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I come?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Can I come?

You want to personally give Lorry his 50p don’t you?

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

I might not make it later so I'll give my votes for proxy...

1 - because it's awesome

2 - of course if you eat if afterwards

3 - never actually done it but might be fun

4 - sand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hear by give notice of termination of my clique membership after being refused entry last month despite producing my valid membership card and knowledge of the correct password.

My solicitor will be in touch regarding refund of membership fee

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I might not make it later so I'll give my votes for proxy...

1 - because it's awesome

2 - of course if you eat if afterwards

3 - never actually done it but might be fun

4 - sand

I have used sand as lubricant before you know

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I hear by give notice of termination of my clique membership after being refused entry last month despite producing my valid membership card and knowledge of the correct password.

My solicitor will be in touch regarding refund of membership fee "

The squirting initiation was strictly limited to female members that’s why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I come?

You want to personally give Lorry his 50p don’t you?

Nope. I want to laugh at the clique

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Can I come?

You want to personally give Lorry his 50p don’t you?

Nope. I want to laugh at the clique

We’ll see who’s laughing after your 8th banana

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not coming.

I haven’t since March.

Do you like banana? "

I’m way past bananas.

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

May I bring a courgette instead of a banana please? They’re ribbed for extra pleasure - and you can throw them in a pasta sauce afterwards!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I come?

You want to personally give Lorry his 50p don’t you?

Nope. I want to laugh at the clique

We’ll see who’s laughing after your 8th banana

Yeah yeah

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I'm not coming.

I haven’t since March.

Do you like banana?

I’m way past bananas.

A bunch of them then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not coming.

I haven’t since March.

Do you like banana?

I’m way past bananas.

A bunch of them then

I much prefer a big thick cock in my ass

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Room for one more?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"May I bring a courgette instead of a banana please? They’re ribbed for extra pleasure - and you can throw them in a pasta sauce afterwards!

A courgette is foreplay to some

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I'm not coming.

I haven’t since March.

Do you like banana?

I’m way past bananas.

A bunch of them then

I much prefer a big thick cock in my ass

Rachael

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not coming.

I haven’t since March.

Do you like banana?

I’m way past bananas.

A bunch of them then

I much prefer a big thick cock in my ass

Rachael

Sorry. I’m nothing if I’m not honest

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Room for one more?

Always room for you Cookie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is frisking in my job spec?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"May I bring a courgette instead of a banana please? They’re ribbed for extra pleasure - and you can throw them in a pasta sauce afterwards!

A courgette is foreplay to some

I'm more an aubergine woman myself. I love a man with a moussaka

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

Could I join the clique?... I’m good with a secret handshake

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Is frisking in my job spec?"

I’d say more like groping

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"May I bring a courgette instead of a banana please? They’re ribbed for extra pleasure - and you can throw them in a pasta sauce afterwards!

A courgette is foreplay to some

I'm more an aubergine woman myself. I love a man with a moussaka

I’d say you’re more of a butternut squash type of girl

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Could I join the clique?... I’m good with a secret handshake "

You’re in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is frisking in my job spec?

I’d say more like groping

Was gonna give it a miss but in that case I’m definitely in

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Is frisking in my job spec?

I’d say more like groping

Was gonna give it a miss but in that case I’m definitely in

Don’t forget the dress code this time

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"May I bring a courgette instead of a banana please? They’re ribbed for extra pleasure - and you can throw them in a pasta sauce afterwards!

A courgette is foreplay to some

I'm more an aubergine woman myself. I love a man with a moussaka

I’d say you’re more of a butternut squash type of girl

Cheeky bastard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is frisking in my job spec?

I’d say more like groping

Was gonna give it a miss but in that case I’m definitely in

Don’t forget the dress code this time

Sorry

. People keep telling me less is more.

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

"Is frisking in my job spec?

I’d say more like groping

Was gonna give it a miss but in that case I’m definitely in

Don’t forget the dress code this time

Sorry

. People keep telling me less is more. "

Don i need to click to atend , or is too click for me to attend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good grief!

I used to get suspended just mentioning or refering to The Clique, even if I said the C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is frisking in my job spec?

I’d say more like groping

Was gonna give it a miss but in that case I’m definitely in

Don’t forget the dress code this time

Sorry

. People keep telling me less is more.

Don i need to click to atend , or is too click for me to attend

Mr M is the boss I think

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

"Is frisking in my job spec?

I’d say more like groping

Was gonna give it a miss but in that case I’m definitely in

Don’t forget the dress code this time

Sorry

. People keep telling me less is more.

Don i need to click to atend , or is too click for me to attend

Mr M is the boss I think "

Don't think he will say yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is frisking in my job spec?

I’d say more like groping

Was gonna give it a miss but in that case I’m definitely in

Don’t forget the dress code this time

Sorry

. People keep telling me less is more.

Don i need to click to atend , or is too click for me to attend

Mr M is the boss I think

Don't think he will say yes "

Sod him then. He does what I say. You’re in!

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

"Is frisking in my job spec?

I’d say more like groping

Was gonna give it a miss but in that case I’m definitely in

Don’t forget the dress code this time

Sorry

. People keep telling me less is more.

Don i need to click to atend , or is too click for me to attend

Mr M is the boss I think

Don't think he will say yes

Sod him then. He does what I say. You’re in!

Thank you

Mwah Mwah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is frisking in my job spec?

I’d say more like groping

Was gonna give it a miss but in that case I’m definitely in

Don’t forget the dress code this time

Sorry

. People keep telling me less is more.

Don i need to click to atend , or is too click for me to attend

Mr M is the boss I think

Don't think he will say yes

Sod him then. He does what I say. You’re in!

Thank you

Mwah Mwah

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Is frisking in my job spec?

I’d say more like groping

Was gonna give it a miss but in that case I’m definitely in

Don’t forget the dress code this time

Sorry

. People keep telling me less is more. "

Correct. You wore too much last time

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Is frisking in my job spec?

I’d say more like groping

Was gonna give it a miss but in that case I’m definitely in

Don’t forget the dress code this time

Sorry

. People keep telling me less is more.

Don i need to click to atend , or is too click for me to attend

You’re in. Do you like bananas?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Is frisking in my job spec?

I’d say more like groping

Was gonna give it a miss but in that case I’m definitely in

Don’t forget the dress code this time

Sorry

. People keep telling me less is more.

Don i need to click to atend , or is too click for me to attend

Mr M is the boss I think

Don't think he will say yes

Sod him then. He does what I say. You’re in!

Err bend over now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is frisking in my job spec?

I’d say more like groping

Was gonna give it a miss but in that case I’m definitely in

Don’t forget the dress code this time

Sorry

. People keep telling me less is more.

Don i need to click to atend , or is too click for me to attend

Mr M is the boss I think

Don't think he will say yes

Sod him then. He does what I say. You’re in!

Err bend over now

I’m bent and waiting

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Is frisking in my job spec?

I’d say more like groping

Was gonna give it a miss but in that case I’m definitely in

Don’t forget the dress code this time

Sorry

. People keep telling me less is more.

Don i need to click to atend , or is too click for me to attend

Mr M is the boss I think

Don't think he will say yes

Sod him then. He does what I say. You’re in!

Err bend over now

I’m bent and waiting

One butternut squash coming up for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is frisking in my job spec?

I’d say more like groping

Was gonna give it a miss but in that case I’m definitely in

Don’t forget the dress code this time

Sorry

. People keep telling me less is more.

Don i need to click to atend , or is too click for me to attend

Mr M is the boss I think

Don't think he will say yes

Sod him then. He does what I say. You’re in!

Err bend over now

I’m bent and waiting

One butternut squash coming up for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure I've ever belonged to a clique, is it as exciting as people say? I tend to just be super nice to everyone

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Not sure I've ever belonged to a clique, is it as exciting as people say? I tend to just be super nice to everyone

You’re in

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"Room for one more?

Always room for you Cookie

OMG I’m in

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Room for one more?

Always room for you Cookie

OMG I’m in

And I’m in you

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