FabSwingers.com forum: Cushions on beds......A quandry

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

On a recent visit to a new acquaintance I was sent through to the bedroom first. I was confronted by the nightmare of cushions on the bed. What to do

1 Chuck on floor

2 Place tidily in the corner

3 panic and wait for her to come in

4 Leave on the bed and lie across them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On a recent visit to a new acquaintance I was sent through to the bedroom first. I was confronted by the nightmare of cushions on the bed. What to do

1 Chuck on floor

2 Place tidily in the corner

3 panic and wait for her to come in

4 Leave on the bed and lie across them"

Toss them out the window

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is it with men hating decoration

Leave the cushions alone!

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Depends on exactly how many of them there were

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Depends on exactly how many of them there were "

On this occasion 12!

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Depends on exactly how many of them there were

On this occasion 12!"

Even as a female this would result in panic lol

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

Parasites..

Sofa and bed parasites..

no need for them, they just fake up space and never get used!

Of course that’s just my opinion, whilst I’m propped up on Becky’s cushions..

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Recline seductively across said cushions also where else are you going to wipe your cock afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shag the cushions, get the first orgasm out of the way and then last longer when she appears

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By *uzz And WoodyCouple
over a year ago

Maidstone

Do not lie on them! They’re for decoration only.

my love of bed cushions and throws does my husband’s head in, he’s a good boy though and piles them neatly next to the bed.

Lou x

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

3 on mine * please place tidy in a corner*

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Why would you have cushions on the bed?

Serious question... I would be confused too, especially with 12 of the things.

Beds are for sleep and sex, cushions are for sofas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why would you have cushions on the bed?

Serious question... I would be confused too, especially with 12 of the things.

Beds are for sleep and sex, cushions are for sofas."

As a man, if you are trying to cum on your own face, you need a bit of support and cushions can do that.

So I’ve heard...

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

Ive got 3 on mine - love a comfy nest of cushions i do

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By *urchoicenowCouple
over a year ago

Ashford

Bloody cushions.

K bought some for the bed and they've been stacked in the corner for as long as I can remember

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Why would you have cushions on the bed?

Serious question... I would be confused too, especially with 12 of the things.

Beds are for sleep and sex, cushions are for sofas.

As a man, if you are trying to cum on your own face, you need a bit of support and cushions can do that.

So I’ve heard..."

that answer just raises more questions...

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Place the cushion under her bum as you push into her in missionary position

Cushions are for sex as love juices are not going onto my pillows

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

"Place the cushion under her bum as you push into her in missionary position

Cushions are for sex as love juices are not going onto my pillows

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I totally agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women love soft furnishings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women love soft furnishings "

. Don’t ever leave again. You do make me laugh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women love soft furnishings

. Don’t ever leave again. You do make me laugh!"

Did I just lamppost piss?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do like a good cushion arrangement

It's Week 1 of gay school

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women love soft furnishings

. Don’t ever leave again. You do make me laugh!

Did I just lamppost piss?

No, I’ve checked the rule book and this is perfectly acceptable, if you said this in the summer however, totally different.

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Chuck them all on the floor, or just keep one to use to cover your manhood while laying seductively naked on the bed, then chuck it on the floor when she starts ripping her clothes off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women love soft furnishings

. Don’t ever leave again. You do make me laugh!

Did I just lamppost piss?

No, I’ve checked the rule book and this is perfectly acceptable, if you said this in the summer however, totally different. "

Phew thank god for that! Was worried there for a minute!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hide under them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Recline seductively across said cushions also where else are you going to wipe your cock afterwards

Curtains?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hide under them. "

This would be my go to I think!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hide under them.

This would be my go to I think! "

Mine too.

Then use one or two under me for sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chuck em on the floor! I discard pillows as it is, never mind cushions!

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
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over a year ago

My Own Little World

"Depends on exactly how many of them there were

On this occasion 12!"

A bit of an excessive number.

But I would chuck them in the corner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t dare lie on the cushions. I have 5. Place them neatly on the chair in the corner please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like a good plan! Think that would Coax me out form under them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Place one under her derrière/the base of her spine, it raises her comfortably for deeper penetration....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chuck em on the floor! I discard pillows as it is, never mind cushions! "

Who needs comfort eh

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By *adHatter_RestrainedAliceCouple
over a year ago

In The Hills

Have a pillow fight

Gets rid of them in a nice way

Act of foreplay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do not lie on them.

Inner fucking rage alert! They are for decoration only!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love my cushions

. Nobody gets in my bed anyway except me. They go neatly on the chair

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By *ntrepid ExplorersCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"On a recent visit to a new acquaintance I was sent through to the bedroom first. I was confronted by the nightmare of cushions on the bed. What to do

1 Chuck on floor

2 Place tidily in the corner

3 panic and wait for her to come in

4 Leave on the bed and lie across them

Toss them out the window

Toss yourself out the window, nothing good can come if cushions. Open the wrong cupboard door and you'll let all her cats out too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine have their own night time sleeping shelves in the wardrobe

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

You should let her deal with them so you don't make a howler.

Just say to her "Oi! I've got a raging hard-on and can't get on the bed because of all these stupid bloody cushions."

I think you'll find she'll be very understanding.

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