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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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A Man United supporter

A man who eats soggy bacon sandwiches

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Im sure there are lots of other whimsical things. Over to you lot.. what 'silly' things could you not forgive??

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By *adHatter_RestrainedAliceCouple
over a year ago

In The Hills

Someone who believes in miracles

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I couldn't forgive someone for not sharing crisps with me.

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By *adHatter_RestrainedAliceCouple
over a year ago

In The Hills

If they took my last rolo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone who doesn't know the correct way to load the dishwasher

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Love is blind. I could date anyone if he melted my heart.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Someone who doesn't like cake - I bake often and need help to get rid of it

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

A jealous man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

..a Tory voting, drug-using, meat eating brexiteer

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Someone who doesn't like cake - I bake often and need help to get rid of it "

Coffee cake included?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men who use 'am' and 'a' instead of 'I'm' and I.

Men who wear football strips most days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love is blind. I could date anyone if he melted my heart."

Ain't that the dangerous truth!!

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By *adHatter_RestrainedAliceCouple
over a year ago

In The Hills


"Men who use 'am' and 'a' instead of 'I'm' and I.

Men who wear football strips most days.

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Or when you need a Google translate for their messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I couldn't date a vegetarian (again)

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

A Bojo or trump supporter

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"..a Tory voting, drug-using, meat eating brexiteer"

Ohh yes deffo this!! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone who enjoys a BBQ.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone who held very strong political views - either to the right or the left - who could polticize even the most basic of things

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

someone who snores

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By *ohnny_ThunderMan
over a year ago

LLandudno

I once knew a girl who used to bite her own toe nails. While I admired her flexibility, I couldn't bring myself to date her. The freak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone will generally poor hygiene

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love is blind. I could date anyone if he melted my heart."

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One who can't use to, too, two, their, there or they're properly. One who uses text speak in messages. Lastly one who doesn't respect others.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My other half is pushing his luck at the minute by leaving clothes on the floor rather than putting them away or in the wash

It drives me nuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone who leaves an item of clothing hanginh out the drawer slightly then closes it.

Someone who doesn't close a fucking door behind them lol.

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By *ich_ChesterMan
over a year ago

Chester

I couldn't date a vegan, it's just wrong

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Someone who wears football shirts and/or baseball caps as fashion

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I couldn't date a vegetarian (again)"

bacon is life!

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By *ich_ChesterMan
over a year ago

Chester


"I couldn't date a vegetarian (again)

bacon is life! "

Totally agree, with HP sauce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone with bad manners

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

I couldn’t date a Tory, or an avid Brexit supporter.

Always thought I wouldn’t date a Man Utd supporter, but then I married one.... the divorce is at Decree Nisi stage though, should have stuck with my principles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remember seeing a profile that said no one called Daz to contact them....didn’t explain why??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, i meant someone who DOESN'T enjoy a BBQ! I love them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A female who is religious no offence but not for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone with poor hygiene, personal or their home.

A drug user

A train spotter

Two and three may be the same person

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Anyone with poor hygiene, personal or their home.

A drug user

A train spotter

Two and three may be the same person "

Can you guess which scene popped into my head?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone completely thick. Sorry we believe in hearts not parts and love for all but fuck me there is some stupid people out there

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport


"Someone completely thick. Sorry we believe in hearts not parts and love for all but fuck me there is some stupid people out there"

I'm outraged by this statement!

I thought I was the only one ')

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone with poor hygiene, personal or their home.

A drug user

A train spotter

Two and three may be the same person

Can you guess which scene popped into my head? "

The soiled bedding perhaps?? Lol

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By *siancouplehantsCouple
over a year ago

K-PAX


"..

A Man United supporter

A man who eats soggy bacon sandwiches

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Im sure there are lots of other whimsical things. Over to you lot.. what 'silly' things could you not forgive?? "

Agree with you about utd supporters

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"One who can't use to, too, two, their, there or they're properly. One who uses text speak in messages. Lastly one who doesn't respect others. "

Irony?

By logical default are you by nature not respecting any human who struggles with the idiosyncracies of the English language x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A complete control freak,on a lighter note or a guy who doesn't like peanut butter

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By *siancouplehantsCouple
over a year ago

K-PAX


"A complete control freak,on a lighter note or a guy who doesn't like peanut butter "

How can you not like peanut butter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone who doesn't clean themselves up before a meet , jeez even if it is last minute .com have you not heard of baby wipes at least if your at work or out and arrange something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A complete control freak,on a lighter note or a guy who doesn't like peanut butter

How can you not like peanut butter"

I don't know because I love it

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By *hat BlokeMan
over a year ago

Harrogate


"Love is blind. I could date anyone if he melted my heart."

Oh sweet lady!! You show us that there is light at the end of the dark and lonely tunnel.

I couldn’t date someone who did not appreciate poetry lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone who held very strong political views - either to the right or the left - who could polticize even the most basic of things"

Agreed

So you mean most of fab then never did I think I would see on a swinger site forum some of the tripe that is posted on here

If you’re turning sex political there’s something wrong

Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone who has a strange mouth and/or cracks their joints

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Anyone with poor hygiene, personal or their home.

A drug user

A train spotter

Two and three may be the same person

Can you guess which scene popped into my head?

The soiled bedding perhaps?? Lol "

How on earth did you know

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

?

Someone who never cuddled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I couldn't date a vegetarian (again)

bacon is life! "

...unless you're the pig, then it's death!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Someone who is too serious and doesn’t find me funny

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"I couldn't date a vegetarian (again)

bacon is life!

...unless you're the pig, then it's death!"

Exactly!! x

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By *ettyboop61Woman
over a year ago

St Neots

One with hairs growing out of his ears and nose.....yukkkk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone on Fab

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

Someone that doesn't enjoy football

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Someone who doesn't make the best of being wrong.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Someone that doesn't enjoy football "

That’s me out then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably already been said but if they didn't like dogs.

I never trust anyone who doesn't like furry things!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"..

A Man United supporter

A man who eats soggy bacon sandwiches

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Im sure there are lots of other whimsical things. Over to you lot.. what 'silly' things could you not forgive?? "

Smelly socks.

Eats garlic then wants a kiss

Supports any football team

Does not like cheese toasties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A smoker

Bad teeth/hygiene

A tory

No job and happy to live on benefits

Oh and a man u fan

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By *J GeminiTV/TS
over a year ago

Northumberland

A lady who wouldn't share her mascara ,

Xx

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Trump supporter.

Anybody who is seriously religious.

Anybody who has no self-awareness and who criticises without acknowledging that they make mistakes too.

Luke (that's my name, not somebody I wouldn't date, although I wouldn't date me)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nose rings

Vegan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone with a bigger cock than me!

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By *egasusQMan
over a year ago

Ashbourne

Eating noisily...and right in my ear!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im with you there !!
"..

A Man United supporter

A man who eats soggy bacon sandwiches

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Im sure there are lots of other whimsical things. Over to you lot.. what 'silly' things could you not forgive?? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone on Fab"

Preach

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"A jealous man"

Jealousy..omg that is hard work!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

someone who takes everything too seriously!

Someone who is judgemental!

Someone without empathy

Someone who you can't laugh with!

As said above...jealousy, a big no no.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Trump supporter.

Anybody who is seriously religious.

Anybody who has no self-awareness and who criticises without acknowledging that they make mistakes too.

Luke (that's my name, not somebody I wouldn't date, although I wouldn't date me) "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jim’s mum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blimey reading this has knocked me off a few lists! .

Religious/political/football team views wouldn’t come into it for me if we got on and the attraction was there. If someone had extreme political views, whether left or right, we definitely wouldn’t be compatible. Having said that there are lots of things I look for, too many to list, but not that kind of thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"..

A Man United supporter

A man who eats soggy bacon sandwiches

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Im sure there are lots of other whimsical things. Over to you lot.. what 'silly' things could you not forgive?? "

Someone who has red sauce and not brown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone who lives on one-upmanship even when its pointless or theyre blatantly wrong.. thats a special kind of delusional

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Anyone at the moment.

Thanks Boris

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By *mooth Operator 07Man
over a year ago

in the deep mist of the valleys

Right wing views, not having a full set of teeth, bad manners and no respect.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Someone who doesn't like cake - I bake often and need help to get rid of it

Coffee cake included?!"

Used to bake that quite a lot with walnuts in too

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'm undateable so I'm ok.

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By *arriLadMan
over a year ago

North West

Someone who takes themselves too seriously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A gooner!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"..a Tory voting, drug-using, meat eating brexiteer"

All of those or just some of them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone who lives on one-upmanship even when its pointless or theyre blatantly wrong.. thats a special kind of delusional"

So you wouldnt date boris or trump - they dont deserve capitals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone who prefers rugby over football

Anyone who thinks the Star Wars films are good.

Anyone who is teetotal (never trust anyone who says they don’t drink)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone who lives on one-upmanship even when its pointless or theyre blatantly wrong.. thats a special kind of delusional

So you wouldnt date boris or trump - they dont deserve capitals "

Id rather snap my frenulum and dip it in salted lemon juice and vinegar

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm undateable so I'm ok."

I think your a completely top guy PP... id date ya x

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

David Icke

Donald Trump

An SJW

Right wing/left wing. I’m a no wings kinda guy

Nigel Farage

Anyone that thinks their political opinion is interesting.

Anyone who doesn’t like cats

Anyone that starts a conversation with “I had this really weird dream.....”

Virtual Signalers (not a word, not a valid expression of opinion, I don’t need you to analyse my history to tell me my “now”, based upon some false notion of brotherhood you heard about when shitfaced)

A Volvo driver

An Audi driver

Someone with a trampoline in their back garden

Anyone that had a favourite caramel shop (they don’t exist, boycott Werthers)

Anyone that feels the need to explain Cloud Atlas

The person that invented crocs

Anyone that owns ugg boots

The inventor of hold-ups (thus consigning the humble suspender belt to a “birthday treat”, bastard)

Anyone that truly believes you can get a full English breakfast in a tin

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"David Icke

Donald Trump

An SJW

Right wing/left wing. I’m a no wings kinda guy

Nigel Farage

Anyone that thinks their political opinion is interesting.

Anyone who doesn’t like cats

Anyone that starts a conversation with “I had this really weird dream.....”

Virtual Signalers (not a word, not a valid expression of opinion, I don’t need you to analyse my history to tell me my “now”, based upon some false notion of brotherhood you heard about when shitfaced)

A Volvo driver

An Audi driver

Someone with a trampoline in their back garden

Anyone that had a favourite caramel shop (they don’t exist, boycott Werthers)

Anyone that feels the need to explain Cloud Atlas

The person that invented crocs

Anyone that owns ugg boots

The inventor of hold-ups (thus consigning the humble suspender belt to a “birthday treat”, bastard)

Anyone that truly believes you can get a full English breakfast in a tin

"

P.s it was suppose to say Virtue Signalers but my left wing phone corrected my fucking spelling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"..a Tory voting, drug-using, meat eating brexiteer

All of those or just some of them?"

Most of them... especially if they are devoured in their views! If they are a Rory voting brexiteer ive already been fucked by them!

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By *EBCAMandKNICKERSMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Init just the fcker!

Love your trip advisor T-shirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A person who types in text speak, drives me insane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't date my ex husband again.....ever!

Never again!

Ever!!

Never ever!!

Nope, not happening....

EVER!!

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Did I mention I'd never date my ex husband again??!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I wouldn't date my ex husband again.....ever!

Never again!

Ever!!

Never ever!!

Nope, not happening....

EVER!!

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Did I mention I'd never date my ex husband again??! "

In that case - i wouldn't date him either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone who likes football!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone who likes football!"

That's me out then

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Someone who likes football!"

I'll get me coat.

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By *r FirecrackerMan
over a year ago

London

Not sure if I should be surprised or not but to see topics such as Brexit, politics and religion mentioned actually caught me off guard slightly.

I was given a great piece of advice, spend time with people who are the opposite of what you believe / stand for. Listen to their points of view, and when I say listen I mean listen to learn and not listen to reply.

If you always spend time with people who are exactly aligned as you are then you will get confirmation bias, this will not be good for you.

Once you have listened to the opposite side you may learn some things, some positive, some negative. To rule out dating someone for to the points above without speaking one word to them seems very odd to me, closed minded some might say.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"someone who takes everything too seriously!

Someone who is judgemental!

Someone without empathy

Someone who you can't laugh with!

As said above...jealousy, a big no no.

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All of plus a big ego... I don’t do men with big egos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not sure if I should be surprised or not but to see topics such as Brexit, politics and religion mentioned actually caught me off guard slightly.

I was given a great piece of advice, spend time with people who are the opposite of what you believe / stand for. Listen to their points of view, and when I say listen I mean listen to learn and not listen to reply.

If you always spend time with people who are exactly aligned as you are then you will get confirmation bias, this will not be good for you.

Once you have listened to the opposite side you may learn some things, some positive, some negative. To rule out dating someone for to the points above without speaking one word to them seems very odd to me, closed minded some might say. "

This is about who you want to date or not date. I dont think many people are saying they wouldnt listen to another point of view.....just that they dont want to sleep with a point of view they disagree with

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Anyone who is racially intolerant or Dutch.

(Anyone a 'Naked Gun' fan?)

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Someone who puts up arbitrary reasons why not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A games console addict.

They drive me nuts, so much more fun things to do together in the real world.....well....when not lockdowned of course but would still rather watch a movie together or go walking in a beauty spot

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield


"Anyone who is racially intolerant or Dutch.

(Anyone a 'Naked Gun' fan?)

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Pretty sure that’s Micheal Caine in Goldmember

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Anyone who is racially intolerant or Dutch.

(Anyone a 'Naked Gun' fan?)

Pretty sure that’s Micheal Caine in Goldmember"

Oh yeah. Lol

I'll get me coat.

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