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By *athan 123 OP   Man
over a year ago

rochdale oldham border

Let’s all lift the Monday gloom by posting a dad joke by this I mean a bad joke your dad might tell you

My wife threatened to leave me because of my addiction to the monkeys ( a 70s pop group )

When I got home my bank for the pants I didn’t believe her

But then I saw her face

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By *athan 123 OP   Man
over a year ago

rochdale oldham border

Sorry predictive txt my bags were packed was supposed to be on there lol see I fecked up from the off

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Boooo....you need the audience on your side from the start. Try again

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By *athan 123 OP   Man
over a year ago

rochdale oldham border


"Boooo....you need the audience on your side from the start. Try again "

I’m working on that one lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yesterday I walked in to a shop walked up to the til and took my cock out and put it on the counter the woman looked at me and smiled and says I think younhave mis read the sign over the door....

It says clock repairs

I said well you better put two hands on that then hadn't you

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By *athan 123 OP   Man
over a year ago

rochdale oldham border

Sean Connery walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, and then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"

"No," he replies, "Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it."

The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"

Bond explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."

The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"

"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."

The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I'm wearing panties!"

Bond smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bloody thing's an hour fast."

Legend. RIP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know your secret guys name Tristan. Or should I say Stan Stan Stan.

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