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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wanted

Man, late 30s-mid 40s, dad bod, bit of chest hair, strong arms, tall ish, to be a big spoon. Must be warm, must kiss my forehead, play gently with my hair and not mind me falling asleep on them.

Apply within

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi cute how are you x

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Ha ha I would if we could act upon said submission of CVS but to have them sat there waiting for god knows how long would just be such a great shame

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi cute how are you x"

Yeah im good thanks, yourself?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanted local couple or female to own and use me in any way you wish , doesnt have to be sexual

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah good thanks. How has your weekend been? X

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By *adHatter_RestrainedAliceCouple
over a year ago

In The Hills

Wanted

Free pass to Manchester to get to see Alice and leave her with a lasting reminder of me

Madhatter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wanted

Man, late 30s-mid 40s, dad bod, bit of chest hair, strong arms, tall ish, to be a big spoon. Must be warm, must kiss my forehead, play gently with my hair and not mind me falling asleep on them.

Apply within "

Erm, this is literally my ad too!

Definite chest hair and definite beard please

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Wanted - patient man willing to take the lead for everything from curling on the sofa watching films to going on adventures around the world. Also must be happy reaching the stuff on top shelf for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wanted - patient man willing to take the lead for everything from curling on the sofa watching films to going on adventures around the world. Also must be happy reaching the stuff on top shelf for me "

What about unscrewing lids?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Man or men who are fit and handy, great with jobs. Plus very fit guys who are good host assistants and brighten the place

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By *J GeminiTV/TS
over a year ago

Northumberland

Wanted, open minded lady that won't shout at me when I use her mascara! Must share a love of sensual, erotic fun with wicked sense of humor ,

Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tall, well built man, preferably Irish with a decent brain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Wanted - patient man willing to take the lead for everything from curling on the sofa watching films to going on adventures around the world. Also must be happy reaching the stuff on top shelf for me

What about unscrewing lids? "

Nah I'm good with those - you just tap the side of the lid against the worktop edge to release pressure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man, late 30s-late 40s, broad, rugby type build, over 5'8. Nice face/ eyes. Not be a massive, narcissistic prick.

(Side notes- im fussy about chin shape, ear position, head shape, voice, gap size between eyes, eye brows, humour and spelling.)

Kind regards

EOC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanted

Someone who can walk my goldfish for me when I'm at work

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

Looking for a New Sofa or 2.. anyone selling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Man, late 30s-late 40s, broad, rugby type build, over 5'8. Nice face/ eyes. Not be a massive, narcissistic prick.

(Side notes- im fussy about chin shape, ear position, head shape, voice, gap size between eyes, eye brows, humour and spelling.)

Kind regards

EOC"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pair of legs and mouth that open on command.

Personality a welcome bonus.

If shit personality please come pre-gagged.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only pay of you lovely women were closer

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry


"Tall, well built man, preferably Irish with a decent brain "

Were you looking for me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wanted

Someone who can walk my goldfish for me when I'm at work "

I can...pick me. You can pay me in haribo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wanted

Someone who can walk my goldfish for me when I'm at work

I can...pick me. You can pay me in haribo"

I have a surplus amount of star mix

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Someone around London please. I would like to be your big spoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanted :

Intelligent and poetic man. Late 30s to early 40s.

Must be good looking to me, strong, compassionate, an excellent kisser with skilled fingers and a rather moreish cock.

Must be able to make me laugh and make me scream with pleasure all in the same evening.

Must be ok with some role reversal, spooning and shared showers.

Should be available at weekends and must be worth shaving my legs for.

It's really no wonder I'm single.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wanted

Someone who can walk my goldfish for me when I'm at work

I can...pick me. You can pay me in haribo

I have a surplus amount of star mix "

Is that the crap one with jelly babies? Tangfastics or stick it up your arse

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland


"Tall, well built man, preferably Irish with a decent brain "

I'm afraid S has already claimed me. But she's willing to share

D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tall, well built man, preferably Irish with a decent brain

Were you looking for me?"

Hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Voluptuous older lady for mental and physical stimulation.

Ability to accommodate not essential but latex or oil required tick a few boxes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You want me to put the tangfastics where.....

Maybe in your bum lol

Nope it's the ones with the teddies and fried eggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tall, well built man, preferably Irish with a decent brain

I'm afraid S has already claimed me. But she's willing to share

D"

Oh yes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wanted

Man, late 30s-mid 40s, dad bod, bit of chest hair, strong arms, tall ish, to be a big spoon. Must be warm, must kiss my forehead, play gently with my hair and not mind me falling asleep on them.

Apply within

Erm, this is literally my ad too!

Definite chest hair and definite beard please "

No beard but the rest fits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An interesting, confident woman, who knows what she wants in bed and can communicate it.

Double points for a decent lingerie collection.

Triple points for a good imagination and penchant for roleplay.

Age, hair colour and body shape aren't important.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You want me to put the tangfastics where.....

Maybe in your bum lol

Nope it's the ones with the teddies and fried eggs"

Done and done. When can I start?

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland


"Tall, well built man, preferably Irish with a decent brain

I'm afraid S has already claimed me. But she's willing to share

D

Oh yes? "

If its sexy stuff she'll want to be involved.

If its moving heavy stuff or fixing things she'll just send me round but insist I'm given food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An interesting, confident woman, who knows what she wants in bed and can communicate it.

Double points for a decent lingerie collection.

Triple points for a good imagination and penchant for roleplay.

Age, hair colour and body shape aren't important."

Hello Mr Lefthand driver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You want me to put the tangfastics where.....

Maybe in your bum lol

Nope it's the ones with the teddies and fried eggs

Done and done. When can I start?"

He needs bathing twice a week aswell but I'll pay you with after eight months for that

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By *argelabialover77Man
over a year ago

bromley

Stunning woman with a big juicy or tidy labia .that loves oral squirts like a fire hydrant and likes a nice big circumcised cock to finish the job. Preferably princess freya but open to offers not a sizeist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanted sexy couple to lead me astray....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An interesting, confident woman, who knows what she wants in bed and can communicate it.

Double points for a decent lingerie collection.

Triple points for a good imagination and penchant for roleplay.

Age, hair colour and body shape aren't important.

Hello Mr Lefthand driver "

Someone's been on the Autobahn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tall, well built man, preferably Irish with a decent brain

I'm afraid S has already claimed me. But she's willing to share

D

Oh yes?

If its sexy stuff she'll want to be involved.

If its moving heavy stuff or fixing things she'll just send me round but insist I'm given food "

Noted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An interesting, confident woman, who knows what she wants in bed and can communicate it.

Double points for a decent lingerie collection.

Triple points for a good imagination and penchant for roleplay.

Age, hair colour and body shape aren't important.

Hello Mr Lefthand driver "

Room for another

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lady"

Obviously too much for this site!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An interesting, confident woman, who knows what she wants in bed and can communicate it.

Double points for a decent lingerie collection.

Triple points for a good imagination and penchant for roleplay.

Age, hair colour and body shape aren't important.

Hello Mr Lefthand driver

Someone's been on the Autobahn "

Fancy a ride?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An interesting, confident woman, who knows what she wants in bed and can communicate it.

Double points for a decent lingerie collection.

Triple points for a good imagination and penchant for roleplay.

Age, hair colour and body shape aren't important.

Hello Mr Lefthand driver

Room for another "

Your lucky it's 5 door and not a coupe I'm driving

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Wanted. Woman that’s not quiet as ageist as some of the above posters and open minded to the fact that us oldies can be both lots of fun and engagining in the best possible ways.

Also. Must like playing with toy soldiers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for a local lady. Confident and funny. She must be desiring a 40’s guy, dad bod, stubble ( not clean shaven). With an experimental sex drive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An interesting, confident woman, who knows what she wants in bed and can communicate it.

Double points for a decent lingerie collection.

Triple points for a good imagination and penchant for roleplay.

Age, hair colour and body shape aren't important.

Hello Mr Lefthand driver

Someone's been on the Autobahn

Fancy a ride? "

I'd love to tell you where to pick me up, but your inbox has more filters than a BMW engine

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Just someone to chat with and be friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An interesting, confident woman, who knows what she wants in bed and can communicate it.

Double points for a decent lingerie collection.

Triple points for a good imagination and penchant for roleplay.

Age, hair colour and body shape aren't important.

Hello Mr Lefthand driver

Someone's been on the Autobahn

Fancy a ride?

I'd love to tell you where to pick me up, but your inbox has more filters than a BMW engine "

keeping out the riffraff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An interesting, confident woman, who knows what she wants in bed and can communicate it.

Double points for a decent lingerie collection.

Triple points for a good imagination and penchant for roleplay.

Age, hair colour and body shape aren't important.

Hello Mr Lefthand driver

Someone's been on the Autobahn

Fancy a ride?

I'd love to tell you where to pick me up, but your inbox has more filters than a BMW engine

keeping out the riffraff "

No hitchhikers on the Autobahn don't you know

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Wanted. Man 33-43 or woman 25-55. Engaging conversationalist, intelligent and/or intellectually curious, ability to laugh at themselves. Sexually adventurous, doesn't mind sharing.

Desirable, good at making coffee, gym partner when possible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right now I would settle for someone with a pulse

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By *heMightySpud69Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes

Someone looking for a bearded man with a dadbod and beard?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Wanted. Woman that’s not quiet as ageist as some of the above posters and open minded to the fact that us oldies can be both lots of fun and engagining in the best possible ways.

Also. Must like playing with toy soldiers.

"

Silver fox with a kilt. Hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone to talk to would be nice.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Wanted. Woman that’s not quiet as ageist as some of the above posters and open minded to the fact that us oldies can be both lots of fun and engagining in the best possible ways.

Also. Must like playing with toy soldiers.

"

Hi there handsome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slim, peachy bum, loves anal

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Wanted. Woman that’s not quiet as ageist as some of the above posters and open minded to the fact that us oldies can be both lots of fun and engagining in the best possible ways.

Also. Must like playing with toy soldiers.

Hi there handsome

"

Oi, Posh! Hands off the new meat. I saw him first!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Wanted. Woman that’s not quiet as ageist as some of the above posters and open minded to the fact that us oldies can be both lots of fun and engagining in the best possible ways.

Also. Must like playing with toy soldiers.

Hi there handsome

Oi, Posh! Hands off the new meat. I saw him first! "

Uh. Ffm. Duh.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Wanted. Woman that’s not quiet as ageist as some of the above posters and open minded to the fact that us oldies can be both lots of fun and engagining in the best possible ways.

Also. Must like playing with toy soldiers.

Hi there handsome

Oi, Posh! Hands off the new meat. I saw him first!

Uh. Ffm. Duh."

Good idea :- x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wanted. Man 33-43 or woman 25-55. Engaging conversationalist, intelligent and/or intellectually curious, ability to laugh at themselves. Sexually adventurous, doesn't mind sharing.

Desirable, good at making coffee, gym partner when possible."

Think Iv got what it takes... One of the very few times being 34 has been a huge plus as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanted:

A cuddle. Literally just that! A cosy cuddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wanted:

A cuddle. Literally just that! A cosy cuddle "

Love to give you that cuddle, the are much underrated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *r easy1981Man
over a year ago

leeds

This sounds a lot like me free to a good home

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Wanted. Man 33-43 or woman 25-55. Engaging conversationalist, intelligent and/or intellectually curious, ability to laugh at themselves. Sexually adventurous, doesn't mind sharing.

Desirable, good at making coffee, gym partner when possible.

Think Iv got what it takes... One of the very few times being 34 has been a huge plus as well "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wanted. Man 33-43 or woman 25-55. Engaging conversationalist, intelligent and/or intellectually curious, ability to laugh at themselves. Sexually adventurous, doesn't mind sharing.

Desirable, good at making coffee, gym partner when possible.

Think Iv got what it takes... One of the very few times being 34 has been a huge plus as well

"

I will get the coffee machine on before we hit the gym then haha

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Wanted. Man 33-43 or woman 25-55. Engaging conversationalist, intelligent and/or intellectually curious, ability to laugh at themselves. Sexually adventurous, doesn't mind sharing.

Desirable, good at making coffee, gym partner when possible.

Think Iv got what it takes... One of the very few times being 34 has been a huge plus as well

I will get the coffee machine on before we hit the gym then haha "

Sounds good to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wanted. Man 33-43 or woman 25-55. Engaging conversationalist, intelligent and/or intellectually curious, ability to laugh at themselves. Sexually adventurous, doesn't mind sharing.

Desirable, good at making coffee, gym partner when possible.

Think Iv got what it takes... One of the very few times being 34 has been a huge plus as well

I will get the coffee machine on before we hit the gym then haha

Sounds good to me "

Taking orders in my DMs haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wanted:

A cuddle. Literally just that! A cosy cuddle "

Love to oblige!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanted

A woman who likes a little muscle, blue eyes and a high sex drive, has a magical tongue and loves to tease and tie and blindfold and spank lol ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wanted:

A cuddle. Literally just that! A cosy cuddle "

Love to x

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Wanted: Person. Hetero flexible, gender non-critical, literate, tolerant. Late night conversations, laughs, mutual emotional support. Coffee and cake. Physical closeness on occasion, hugs, kisses - covid allowing. Non exclusive. Interested in life, the universe and everything. Age, hair, body, genetics - all less important than the inner person.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanted curvy redhead for chats, laughs teasing and fun x

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian


"Wanted: Person. Hetero flexible, gender non-critical, literate, tolerant. Late night conversations, laughs, mutual emotional support. Coffee and cake. Physical closeness on occasion, hugs, kisses - covid allowing. Non exclusive. Interested in life, the universe and everything. Age, hair, body, genetics - all less important than the inner person. "

All the people in my wheelhouse are never local, shame!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanted:confident classy lady or couple for lazy mornings in bed private camming for mutual pleasure. Must be able to hold conversation and preferably dress to thrill. Eroticism preferred over replication of your last smear test. If you're 30-70 Apply within.

This is fun

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport


"Wanted: Person. Hetero flexible, gender non-critical, literate, tolerant. Late night conversations, laughs, mutual emotional support. Coffee and cake. Physical closeness on occasion, hugs, kisses - covid allowing. Non exclusive. Interested in life, the universe and everything. Age, hair, body, genetics - all less important than the inner person.

All the people in my wheelhouse are never local, shame!

"

It's always the way...

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Wanted: Person. Hetero flexible, gender non-critical, literate, tolerant. Late night conversations, laughs, mutual emotional support. Coffee and cake. Physical closeness on occasion, hugs, kisses - covid allowing. Non exclusive. Interested in life, the universe and everything. Age, hair, body, genetics - all less important than the inner person. "

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By *acktar74Man
over a year ago

leeds

Wanted.

Sleep

To be a big spoon again

Lockdown to end

To see a woman smile without a mask on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread just proves women can't read!!!

I should be swimming in vaginas by now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread just proves women can't read!!!

I should be swimming in vaginas by now!"

I shan’t bother then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This a wish list yeah?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone local or surrounding areas

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Wanted: Kelly Brook.

The End

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanted

A girl that likes anal!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wanted

A girl that likes anal! "

Hi

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Wanted women's Swedish national beach volleyball team twins whose dad is a billionaire 103 year old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wanted: Kelly Brook.

The End "

Oh yes me too! Can we share her

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Wanted: Kelly Brook.

The End

Oh yes me too! Can we share her "

With you - of course!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wanted: Kelly Brook.

The End

Oh yes me too! Can we share her

With you - of course! "

Yay!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanted...erm someone that isn't a twat please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wanted...erm someone that isn't a twat please "

Jesus! At least be realistic with your wants!

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
over a year ago

Hastings

Wanted a smooth pussy to sit on my face for your fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wanted. Man 33-43 or woman 25-55. Engaging conversationalist, intelligent and/or intellectually curious, ability to laugh at themselves. Sexually adventurous, doesn't mind sharing.

Desirable, good at making coffee, gym partner when possible."

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby


"Wanted...erm someone that isn't a twat please "

Me , same here

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Wanted...erm someone that isn't a twat please "

So demanding. Jesus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wanted...erm someone that isn't a twat please

Jesus! At least be realistic with your wants! "

Goddamnit! Okay, can they have a pulse?

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby


"Wanted...erm someone that isn't a twat please

So demanding. Jesus."

Impossible is dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanted, advanced alien culture or person/persons from the future with a cure for cancer. Willing to bake cakes or be probed anyway you see fit.

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By *r.HMan
over a year ago

A gentleman never tells

Cute little alternative girl who's willing to go on a few adventures both inside and out of the bedroom. Must enjoy binge watching boxsets, spending hours cuddling, kisses, back tickles, bum spanks/pat's, tracing your fingers over my tattoos.

Think you fit the bill? Come and say hello

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By *rcadian110Couple
over a year ago

Barnsley

Wanted. Genuine nerdy couple to enjoy gaming nights, good food, crap movies and nights of mutual pleasure. Must be nonjudgmental,non racist, non political. Size and shape not important but cute smiles and sparkling eyes are appreciated. Under 51 only as I'm (Jason) already old enough for Rhiannon. must like to share and enjoy being pleasured while returning the favour in a matter ensuring giggly sweaty nights and mornings .

Think our list is for someone rarer than a unicorn. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanted... Filthy, witty and intelligent man with a fondness for weirdos

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Wanted...erm someone that isn't a twat please "

Moon on a stick as well?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Wanted, advanced alien culture or person/persons from the future with a cure for cancer. Willing to bake cakes or be probed anyway you see fit. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The impossible !

A couple for us to watch!

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby


"The impossible !

A couple for us to watch! "

I could sort that out

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

Wanted, women and couples for lots of sex fun, both in and out of the bedroom, bonus points if you like haribos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wanted...erm someone that isn't a twat please

Moon on a stick as well?"

Of course!

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island


"Wanted

Man, late 30s-mid 40s, dad bod, bit of chest hair, strong arms, tall ish, to be a big spoon. Must be warm, must kiss my forehead, play gently with my hair and not mind me falling asleep on them.

Apply within "

Damn, I miss out on the strong arms.

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By *orace99Man
over a year ago

York

Wanted Dita Von Tease....

A lookalike is acceptable....

A doesn't look alike with the ability to dance in a burlesque style also acceptable.

Boobs, Bum and Tum are also acceptable.

Maybe I am being a bit picky?

Female wanted.... Friendly a bonus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wanted...erm someone that isn't a twat please "

That would be me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nothing.

i have everything i need.

honestly i do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wanted...erm someone that isn't a twat please "

That's me out, then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Male 40 to 65 wanted for friendship and red hot fun,must be witty laid back and smell amazing, preferably local but that's not set in stone

P.s must like cats and peanut butter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wanted...erm someone that isn't a twat please

That's me out, then"

You're not a twat

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Wanted: I want my bloody earphones! I STILL can’t find them!

Is anyone here an adept dowser?

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Wanted...erm someone that isn't a twat please "

That rules most of fab out

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Hairy, dark haired male wanted forsmooth, dizzy blonde. Must be good with his hands and have the ability to make me smile. Only animal lovers need apply.

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"Tall, well built man, preferably Irish with a decent brain

I'm afraid S has already claimed me. But she's willing to share

D

Oh yes?

If its sexy stuff she'll want to be involved.

If its moving heavy stuff or fixing things she'll just send me round but insist I'm given food

Noted "

Feed him yum yums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanted busty woman 30-60 for lots of sexy fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hairy, dark haired male wanted forsmooth, dizzy blonde. Must be good with his hands and have the ability to make me smile. Only animal lovers need apply."

I feel like you just described luscious Benny

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland


"Tall, well built man, preferably Irish with a decent brain

I'm afraid S has already claimed me. But she's willing to share

D

Oh yes?

If its sexy stuff she'll want to be involved.

If its moving heavy stuff or fixing things she'll just send me round but insist I'm given food

Noted

Feed him yum yums "

Thatll do the trick

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Wanted - ....... hmm best not type that let me re consider the advert !

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Wanted. Woman that’s not quiet as ageist as some of the above posters and open minded to the fact that us oldies can be both lots of fun and engagining in the best possible ways.

Also. Must like playing with toy soldiers.

Hi there handsome

Oi, Posh! Hands off the new meat. I saw him first!

Uh. Ffm. Duh.

Good idea :- x"

Purring at the thought. Posh pinned me down weeks ago already. And the thought of a ffm is already percolating. Maybe it’s a fffm

Might need road side assistance if this carries on.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Wanted. Woman that’s not quiet as ageist as some of the above posters and open minded to the fact that us oldies can be both lots of fun and engagining in the best possible ways.

Also. Must like playing with toy soldiers.

Hi there handsome

Oi, Posh! Hands off the new meat. I saw him first!

Uh. Ffm. Duh.

Good idea :- x

Purring at the thought. Posh pinned me down weeks ago already. And the thought of a ffm is already percolating. Maybe it’s a fffm

Might need road side assistance if this carries on. "

I'll assist in any way I can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wanted...erm someone that isn't a twat please

That's me out, then

You're not a twat "

The consensus says otherwise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wltm friendly lady for good times and good sex gsoh essential xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tall, well built man, preferably Irish with a decent brain

I'm afraid S has already claimed me. But she's willing to share

D

Oh yes?

If its sexy stuff she'll want to be involved.

If its moving heavy stuff or fixing things she'll just send me round but insist I'm given food

Noted

Feed him yum yums "

Shush you, you can’t go around giving my secrets away

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Wanted. Woman that’s not quiet as ageist as some of the above posters and open minded to the fact that us oldies can be both lots of fun and engagining in the best possible ways.

Also. Must like playing with toy soldiers.

Hi there handsome

Oi, Posh! Hands off the new meat. I saw him first!

Uh. Ffm. Duh.

Good idea :- x

Purring at the thought. Posh pinned me down weeks ago already. And the thought of a ffm is already percolating. Maybe it’s a fffm

Might need road side assistance if this carries on.

I'll assist in any way I can "

A posh red kitty. This is shaping up nicely.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Wanted. Woman that’s not quiet as ageist as some of the above posters and open minded to the fact that us oldies can be both lots of fun and engagining in the best possible ways.

Also. Must like playing with toy soldiers.

Hi there handsome

Oi, Posh! Hands off the new meat. I saw him first!

Uh. Ffm. Duh.

Good idea :- x

Purring at the thought. Posh pinned me down weeks ago already. And the thought of a ffm is already percolating. Maybe it’s a fffm

Might need road side assistance if this carries on.

I'll assist in any way I can

A posh red kitty. This is shaping up nicely."

I'm purring

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By *ent in BlackMan
over a year ago

Silsden

Looking for a lady for fwb. Pierced ladies go to the front of the queue. I’m looking for genuine fwb, not just a leg over on a promise.

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Still just looking for a nice lady to chat with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have offered to lend you Jeff but he's too old...

Sucks for you

Lu

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'd have offered to lend you Jeff but he's too old...

Sucks for you

Lu "

Ahem......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd have offered to lend you Jeff but he's too old...

Sucks for you

Lu

Ahem...... "

Here's a lady who doesn't discriminate

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'd have offered to lend you Jeff but he's too old...

Sucks for you

Lu

Ahem......

Here's a lady who doesn't discriminate "

True

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

I want it aaaaaaall

Think that covers the basics for now

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I want it aaaaaaall

Think that covers the basics for now "

Would you settle for a 50 year old fat guy with a dirty mind, who'll make you laugh?

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By *hatawasteMan
over a year ago

stafford

A new prime minister who actually knows what they are doing!

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By *lfacatMan
over a year ago

Kendal

I haven’t the faintest idea what I’m looking for!

But I’ll know her when I find her...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww, thats sweet.

I fit your post quie well and would love to hear from you.

Feel free to message me for a chat.

Dave x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy that’s hilariously funny and into dark humour, who loves 80’s power ballads, 90’s dance music and the finest techno in the land.

Someone that’s good looking with a kind heart who loves having his bum hole licked and absolutely adores me, loves me more than himself and worships the ground I walk on.

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By *uscle88Man
over a year ago

Potters Bar

Wanted - cougar type older woman or MILF. Articulate conversation and sense of adventure

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By *yd Charisse 10Woman
over a year ago

Manchester

A dom to take control of me

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By *lfacatMan
over a year ago

Kendal


"A guy that’s hilariously funny and into dark humour, who loves 80’s power ballads, 90’s dance music and the finest techno in the land.

Someone that’s good looking with a kind heart who loves having his bum hole licked and absolutely adores me, loves me more than himself and worships the ground I walk on. "

And is exactly 99 years old

X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Female

Wicked humour

Cute

Doesn’t take life too seriously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Female

Wicked humour

Cute

Doesn’t take life too seriously

"

Yup I'll take the above for starters and add....

No massive ego

Must love receiving oral

Good kisser

Doesn't mind a cuddle or a sleepover (I'll even make you brekkie)

Surely someone around Gtr Mcr that fits the bill out there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A guy that’s hilariously funny and into dark humour, who loves 80’s power ballads, 90’s dance music and the finest techno in the land.

Someone that’s good looking with a kind heart who loves having his bum hole licked and absolutely adores me, loves me more than himself and worships the ground I walk on.

And is exactly 99 years old

X"

that just stops the majority of messages coming through, although I do get quite a few young looking handsome 99 year old men messaging me.

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By *r easy1981Man
over a year ago

leeds

Easy going lady loves anal likes going out for meals and likes films and is up for a few random acts

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By *exysoul888TV/TS
over a year ago

Newcastle

Lady friend into bi men, to go to clubs with, and nights out and nights in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanted = a woman with chocolate and wine who does not mind a rapidly ageing mid 50s bloke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman who’s real, genuinely wants a meet and doesn’t disappear after going to kik or WhatsApp.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanted - a lady who is happy to have cuddles, let me play with her hair as she falls asleep on my chest, enjoys a variety of things in the bedroom (or outside the bedroom) and doesn’t take themselves too serious - oh and happy to be spoilt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wanted

Man, late 30s-mid 40s, dad bod, bit of chest hair, strong arms, tall ish, to be a big spoon. Must be warm, must kiss my forehead, play gently with my hair and not mind me falling asleep on them.

Apply within

Erm, this is literally my ad too!

Definite chest hair and definite beard please "

Hey, im 35, have chest hair, beard, and dad bod, love being the big spoon and would love to play with your hair

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By *affman71Man
over a year ago

Bridgend

Looking for a couple or single lady wanted in South Wales Bridgend area or a minimum of 20 miles from Bridgend doesn’t matter if lady is married or not. Looking for discreet meets on a regular basis.

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By *affman71Man
over a year ago

Bridgend

Looking for a couple or single lady wanted in South Wales Bridgend area or a maximum of 20 miles from Bridgend doesn’t matter if lady is married or not. Looking for discreet meets on a regular basis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lady who loves a man with a dad bod and a great sense of humour.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Looking for a lady that's 'as daft as a brush'.

Oh - and likes wearing blue underwear.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Wanted Buckaroo

Will swap Connect 4

Swap Shop circa 1982

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Wanted, friend with benefits, local please,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for a lady,

Curvey and likes kisses and cuddles, in to most things

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Wanted Buckaroo

Will swap Connect 4

Swap Shop circa 1982 "

Would you accept a 1989 edition of Operation?

I also have a Simpson’s Monopoly to sway the deal....?

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby


"I want it aaaaaaall

Think that covers the basics for now "

I want it now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wanted

A girl that likes anal! "

I love anal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wanted

Man, late 30s-mid 40s, dad bod, bit of chest hair, strong arms, tall ish, to be a big spoon. Must be warm, must kiss my forehead, play gently with my hair and not mind me falling asleep on them.

Apply within

Erm, this is literally my ad too!

Definite chest hair and definite beard please "

Puts hand up..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Decent chat leading somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wanted :

Intelligent and poetic man. Late 30s to early 40s.

Must be good looking to me, strong, compassionate, an excellent kisser with skilled fingers and a rather moreish cock.

Must be able to make me laugh and make me scream with pleasure all in the same evening.

Must be ok with some role reversal, spooning and shared showers.

Should be available at weekends and must be worth shaving my legs for.

It's really no wonder I'm single. "

If only you lived closer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just want to pop my fab cherry but nobody has a sherk fetish

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