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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

For me I only realised a the curry sauce for fish and chips goes on the chips and not the fish.

Also scones I put butter and cheese in them lol

What foods do you eat in a non conventional way?

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

No such thing as a wrong way, who's to say that everyone else isn't wrong

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Wotsits in bread rolls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pizza with a knife and fork

But only if I'm feeling posh

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Wotsits in bread rolls "

I tried the steak ones the other day, not impressed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brussels sprouts, I always stick them in my ears.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Brussels sprouts, I always stick them in my ears."

Fair play to ya, eating soup with chopsticks is slightly more challenging though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pizza with a knife and fork

But only if I'm feeling posh "

Lol cool cool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pot noodel sandwiches

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By *azkinsWoman
over a year ago

leeds

"For me I only realised a the curry sauce for fish and chips goes on the chips and not the fish.

Also scones I put butter and cheese in them lol

What foods do you eat in a non conventional way?"

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By *azkinsWoman
over a year ago

leeds

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

I always keep 2 things in the larder that I have found will go with almost anything,

Marmite and cheese. There are very few things that can’t be improved by the acccompianment of some cheese or a dollop of marmite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I eat pizza with a knife and fork

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brussels sprouts, I always stick them in my ears.

Fair play to ya, eating soup with chopsticks is slightly more challenging though

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

"Wotsits in bread rolls

I tried the steak ones the other day, not impressed "

Nor was I, a very weak flavour. I didn't like the giant cheese ones either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chicken super noodles with chopped up iceberg lettuce sounds wrong but actually works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I eat pizza with a knife and fork "

I do that too x

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Cheese with apple pie

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By *siancouplehantsCouple
over a year ago

K-PAX

I dip my fries in colmans mustard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Salt on apples and oranges

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By *siancouplehantsCouple
over a year ago

K-PAX

"Salt on apples and oranges "

I do this to

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"Cheese with apple pie

I am eating this right now.

I have a whole Aunt Bessies apple pie with lashings of custard, a glass of Guinness and a piece of cheddar cheese on the side.

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By *siancouplehantsCouple
over a year ago

K-PAX

"Cheese with apple pie

I am eating this right now.

I have a whole Aunt Bessies apple pie with lashings of custard, a glass of Guinness and a piece of cheddar cheese on the side.

Its quite popular in the usa

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"Cheese with apple pie

I am eating this right now.

I have a whole Aunt Bessies apple pie with lashings of custard, a glass of Guinness and a piece of cheddar cheese on the side.

Its quite popular in the usa"

Well at least they have good taste in something.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kitkats, I eat them both fingers are once...don’t break them

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Pot noodel sandwiches "

I thought I was alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use a knife and fork to eat pizza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kitkats, I eat them both fingers are once...don’t break them"

Go and sit on the naughty step

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cucumber with sugar on it makes it taste identical to water melon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Monkeys eat bananas from the opposite end to what we do, and they've been eating them longer than us, so I guess i/we eat bananas wrong.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Cheese with apple pie

I am eating this right now.

I have a whole Aunt Bessies apple pie with lashings of custard, a glass of Guinness and a piece of cheddar cheese on the side.

Omit the custard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Monkeys eat bananas from the opposite end to what we do, and they've been eating them longer than us, so I guess i/we eat bananas wrong.

So we should put bananas up our bums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dip my fries in colmans mustard "

Doesn’t everyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For me I only realised a the curry sauce for fish and chips goes on the chips and not the fish.

Also scones I put butter and cheese in them lol

What foods do you eat in a non conventional way?"

You have heard of cheese scones?

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

My dad used to make giant Yorkshire puddings and then filled them with curry. They were lush to be fair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Monkeys eat bananas from the opposite end to what we do, and they've been eating them longer than us, so I guess i/we eat bananas wrong.

If you peel a banana from the bottom the stringy bits come off with the peel.

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By *icola2202Couple
over a year ago

Chatham

Apparently I’m wrong when I eat pot noodles

I mean there’s nothing wrong with eating it a spoon right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I eat soup with chopsticks

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Wotsits in bread rolls "

I've had crisp sandwiches but never wetsuits

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Monkeys eat bananas from the opposite end to what we do, and they've been eating them longer than us, so I guess i/we eat bananas wrong.

If you peel a banana from the bottom the stringy bits come off with the peel."

Ooo never knew that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently I’m wrong when I eat pot noodles

I mean there’s nothing wrong with eating it a spoon right? "

Eating them. That’s the wrong bit.

Same with McDonald’s and Kentucky fried gristle.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I used to get rich tea biscuits with a thin spread of butter, sprinkled with sugar off my Granny. Not eaten them like that since I was a kid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sheperds pie with ketchup

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Cheese with apple pie

I am eating this right now.

I have a whole Aunt Bessies apple pie with lashings of custard, a glass of Guinness and a piece of cheddar cheese on the side.

Omit the custard

Cheese!

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"I used to get rich tea biscuits with a thin spread of butter, sprinkled with sugar off my Granny. Not eaten them like that since I was a kid

My gran did the same although not with sugar but with butter and jam

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Pot noodel sandwiches

I thought I was alone

Sealed in a toastie is delicious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I eat cereal without milk. Just prefer it dry. Hate soggy cereal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently I’m wrong when I eat pot noodles

I mean there’s nothing wrong with eating it a spoon right?

Eating them. That’s the wrong bit.

Same with McDonald’s and Kentucky fried gristle. "

Agree with you, hold on though, am I just lamp posting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and salad cream and ready salted crisp sandwiches

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Wotsits in bread rolls

I've had crisp sandwiches but never wetsuits

Wetsuits the new staple, could be a tad tough mind

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I eat cereal without milk. Just prefer it dry. Hate soggy cereal"

One of our kids is like this (he doesn't eat it at all now) and child 2 prefers yoghurt on cereal.......

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By *icola2202Couple
over a year ago

Chatham

Also the wife has ketchup with roast dinner

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By *icola2202Couple
over a year ago

Chatham

"Also the wife has ketchup with roast dinner

My cousin used to eat frozen chips like crisps and a friend used to eat the pot noodle dry while waiting for the kettle to boil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pear and Stilton.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheese with apple pie

I put Cheshire cheese in an apple tart when I make them! Delicious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pear and Stilton."

What's wrong with that? Add red grapes and that's often my lunch.

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

I eat the crust of a sandwich before eating the middle bit...people seem to think that's strange for some reason

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I eat the crust of a sandwich before eating the middle bit...people seem to think that's strange for some reason"

No more wrong than cutting off the crusts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently I’m wrong when I eat pot noodles

I mean there’s nothing wrong with eating it a spoon right?

Eating them. That’s the wrong bit.

Same with McDonald’s and Kentucky fried gristle.

Agree with you, hold on though, am I just lamp posting!

Just don’t piss on me or your shoes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ready salted crisp sandwich with mint sauce xx

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Apparently I eat sandwiches wrong because I don't have butter on them?

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

Branston from the jar with a spoon, oh and i like the odd swig of soy sauce, and gherkin vinegar (especially with dill and mustard seeds in)...im a minger, i know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Macaroni and custard is mine .

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By *ublinGirl92Woman
over a year ago

Hell

I eat chicken wings with chopsticks.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Biscoff spread on a spoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brussels sprouts, I always stick them in my ears."

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian

"Apparently I eat sandwiches wrong because I don't have butter on them?"

I don't butter sandwiches or rolls either, never liked that.

I like cheese but don't like it melted (greasy and slimy much) so I pull pieces of it off my pizza as I eat, apparently that's wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just realised I regularly eat cereal with no milk!

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By *ugga MannMan
over a year ago

Heathrow

"I use a knife and fork to eat pizza

Sometimes, but usually only in a restaurant, so do I

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Cucumbers...but let's not go there

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By *ushtakerMan
over a year ago

Preston

Soft lettuce with sugar on mmmm

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

Baked beans and rice pudding cold straight out of the tin. Not together though.

Ex used to have weetabix liberally spread with butter.

Pukka pie sandwich

All puddings and custard cold

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

And strawberries with black pepper

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Soft lettuce with sugar on mmmm"

Really? Wow I might have to try this one...

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian

"Just realised I regularly eat cereal with no milk!"

Best way, I love dry cereal!

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By *inky_CarpenterMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

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By *inky_CarpenterMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beans, chips and salad cream

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By *ushtakerMan
over a year ago

Preston

"Soft lettuce with sugar on mmmm

Really? Wow I might have to try this one...

My mother’s favourite

Livens up a salad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I eat burgers upside down.

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By *ushtakerMan
over a year ago

Preston

"I eat burgers upside down."

Stood on your head ?

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester

"Sheperds pie with ketchup

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With brown sauce x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Monkeys eat bananas from the opposite end to what we do, and they've been eating them longer than us, so I guess i/we eat bananas wrong.

So we should put bananas up our bums

I wouldn't recommend that, I lost one up there once and the stalk bit wedged it in

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By *oroRick1027Man
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Prefer crispy lettuce with salt, myself

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By *ntrepid ExplorersCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"No such thing as a wrong way, who's to say that everyone else isn't wrong "

Anally?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I eat burgers upside down.

Stood on your head ?

that would be more impressive.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"For me I only realised a the curry sauce for fish and chips goes on the chips and not the fish.

Also scones I put butter and cheese in them lol

What foods do you eat in a non conventional way?"

I love Italian & spaghetti but I really can’t be doing with all that fork twirling bollocks.

So I take a knife to the lot before I start eating to break it down into smaller pieces & juu it at fork it up.

I’m not allowed spaghetti when eating out, no idea why

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"I eat cereal without milk. Just prefer it dry. Hate soggy cereal

One of our kids is like this (he doesn't eat it at all now) and child 2 prefers yoghurt on cereal......."

One of ours eats Weetabix dry like a cereal bar!

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

Cakes apparently. Mrs Misfit always tells me they should be eaten upside down for best flavour benefit.

(Thats the cake upside down, not the you need to be upside down, just to clarify)

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

"Cakes apparently. Mrs Misfit always tells me they should be eaten upside down for best flavour benefit.

(Thats the cake upside down, not the you need to be upside down, just to clarify)"

No no no... Cake should always be eaten upside down. That's you upside down, not the cake...

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By *ntrepid ExplorersCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"For me I only realised a the curry sauce for fish and chips goes on the chips and not the fish.

Also scones I put butter and cheese in them lol

What foods do you eat in a non conventional way?

I love Italian & spaghetti but I really can’t be doing with all that fork twirling bollocks.

So I take a knife to the lot before I start eating to break it down into smaller pieces & juu it at fork it up.

I’m not allowed spaghetti when eating out, no idea why

Probably best to stick to the fish fingers.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"For me I only realised a the curry sauce for fish and chips goes on the chips and not the fish.

Also scones I put butter and cheese in them lol

What foods do you eat in a non conventional way?

I love Italian & spaghetti but I really can’t be doing with all that fork twirling bollocks.

So I take a knife to the lot before I start eating to break it down into smaller pieces & juu it at fork it up.

I’m not allowed spaghetti when eating out, no idea why

Probably best to stick to the fish fingers."

Brown or white bread

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

"Pot noodel sandwiches "

Yip, or chicken n mushroom pot noodle with mini cheddars mixed in

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

Pineapple, apparently most of us eat it wrong.

Remove the stalk, tap repeatedly on hard surface, bioth top and bottom, then roll on hard surface applying pressure.

It should come apart in wee segments.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I just found out that the Germans peel their bratwurst sausages before they eat them

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Pineapple, apparently most of us eat it wrong.

Remove the stalk, tap repeatedly on hard surface, bioth top and bottom, then roll on hard surface applying pressure.

It should come apart in wee segments."

I'm going to try this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mash potato in some bread and butter. It’s amazing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kiwis & Cheese... Delish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bananas, apparently

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

I've been told eating cold rice pudding with a spoon straight from the can is odd, but it cheers me up when I'm down and saves on washing up, so I'll continue doing it.

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"Bananas, apparently

How do you eat them then... oh! It's just clicked!

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"Pineapple, apparently most of us eat it wrong.

Remove the stalk, tap repeatedly on hard surface, bioth top and bottom, then roll on hard surface applying pressure.

It should come apart in wee segments."

Just eating it is wrong isn't it?

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Pizza with a knife and fork

But only if I'm feeling posh "

Thread winner right there. No no no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been told eating cold rice pudding with a spoon straight from the can is odd, but it cheers me up when I'm down and saves on washing up, so I'll continue doing it.

I eat cold beans from the can...Yums

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"I've been told eating cold rice pudding with a spoon straight from the can is odd, but it cheers me up when I'm down and saves on washing up, so I'll continue doing it.

I eat cold beans from the can...Yums

Not sure I could bring myself to eat cold beans. Obviously not doing you any harm though, you look stunning... Unlike me after too many rice puddings

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

Snickers.

I like to leave them in fridge and then slice thin.

Let them melt on my tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been told eating cold rice pudding with a spoon straight from the can is odd, but it cheers me up when I'm down and saves on washing up, so I'll continue doing it.

I eat cold beans from the can...Yums

Add a dash of hot sauce, thank me later

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