FabSwingers.com forum: Seriously....

By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I'm waiting on my supermarket delivery and I've had a text to say they've replaced my garlic with...a turnip!

What the actual?

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

I bet it tastes great on your ciabatta

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I really shouldn't laugh bit go figure...what's that about

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"I'm waiting on my supermarket delivery and I've had a text to say they've replaced my garlic with...a turnip!

What the actual?

You never know what’ll turnup.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just been shopping and already no toilet roll lol I didn’t realise you could eat it

Plenty of rice though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Turnip bread?... Turnip?.. Bread?..."

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I once had my red wine replaced with rose.

Okay it's wine..... but if you are a red wine drinker you'd be on my side.

Rose = perfumed piss water to a cab sav slurper

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

btw ..... they refunded and didn't want the rose back ..... Merry Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That has made me giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm waiting on my supermarket delivery and I've had a text to say they've replaced my garlic with...a turnip!

What the actual?

Kind of sums up life pretty well at the moment

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

There are some weird substitutes when you do online shopping. Not sure how their minds work when selecting the substitute.

Yours is very funny

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

It's funny because they would of been prompted to pick a similar item by their handset

The subs sometimes are ridiculous

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I bet it tastes great on your ciabatta

The taste of the future!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

You need Baldrick's cookbook... he's got cunning recipes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm waiting on my supermarket delivery and I've had a text to say they've replaced my garlic with...a turnip!

What the actual?

That's gotta be one of the best substitutions I've heard of.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

That's hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats made me chuckle

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

I'm sat in the restaurant of my hotel and got stared at for laughing loudly at this haha

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I'm waiting on my supermarket delivery and I've had a text to say they've replaced my garlic with...a turnip!

What the actual?

You never know what’ll turnup. "

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Op it's a bother but it is funny..

Algorithms or someone having a giggle..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had Weetabix replaced with a beach ball once, fuming at the time but I love that ball now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When online deliveries first started i once got my Tuna in sunflower oil replaced with a dustpan and brush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This made me laugh. Thank you

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

We were relieved to get a text saying "your order has no missing items or substitutions". Hurrah! We shall survive the apocalypse!

Try turnip soup, OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So it was that upsetting you put it on a forum ok then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So it was that upsetting you put it on a forum ok then.

What was it you said...”Guess you don’t get the humour love”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So it was that upsetting you put it on a forum ok then.

What was it you said...”Guess you don’t get the humour love”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So it was that upsetting you put it on a forum ok then.

Truly, truly amazing. How can you not see the humour in the post, I’m baffled.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So it was that upsetting you put it on a forum ok then.

Truly, truly amazing. How can you not see the humour in the post, I’m baffled.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"So it was that upsetting you put it on a forum ok then.

What was it you said...”Guess you don’t get the humour love”

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By *lasphemousGirlWoman
over a year ago

Cambs

Laughed way to much at this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you were a picker, you would too wouldn't you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So it was that upsetting you put it on a forum ok then.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"So it was that upsetting you put it on a forum ok then.

What was it you said...”Guess you don’t get the humour love”

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"So it was that upsetting you put it on a forum ok then.

Did someone substitute your milk with a bottle of piss to pour on your cornflakes this morning?

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By *oxyVikingCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia

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By *oxyVikingCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia

That made me absolutely roar with laughter.

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By *avhonaWoman
over a year ago

Away with the faeries

Imagine having iceburg lettuce replaced with 'The Titanic' DVD

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

made us giggle

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By *oxyVikingCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia

Oh this tread is just brilliant! Absolutely roaring laughter

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By *ontecristoMan
over a year ago

PonteCarlo

So now turnip bred is the future then?

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