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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I never thought bottled water would sell. WRONG!

I never thought people would PAY to exercise indoors. WRONG

I want to hear your stupid ideas that people would laugh at ......

Cos Im going to steal it and get rich!!!

T - leaves in net bags.... what mad bastard thought that'd take off....... ?

C'mon .....make me rich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A website for swingers ...

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"A website for swingers ... "

I've done that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here's mine.....there's nothing to rival the microwave.....so I've invented the megawave.....does your food in half the time.... surely it's doable?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Patent pending on the megawave too

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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago

The South


"I never thought bottled water would sell. WRONG!

I never thought people would PAY to exercise indoors. WRONG

I want to hear your stupid ideas that people would laugh at ......

Cos Im going to steal it and get rich!!!

T - leaves in net bags.... what mad bastard thought that'd take off....... ?

C'mon .....make me rich"

As the gyms are going to be shut, how about renting out any home exercise equipment you might have?

Like a stepper.

Say £50 a day, a week, a month?

E

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Computer Mouse/Telephone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Decorative indoor TV ariels that look like flowers. Maybe I've missed the boat on that one.

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Fire extinguisher brackets that trigger the fire alarm when you lift the extinguisher off. I thought it was a great idea until I was told otherwise.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"I never thought bottled water would sell. WRONG!

I never thought people would PAY to exercise indoors. WRONG

I want to hear your stupid ideas that people would laugh at ......

Cos Im going to steal it and get rich!!!

T - leaves in net bags.... what mad bastard thought that'd take off....... ?

C'mon .....make me rich

As the gyms are going to be shut, how about renting out any home exercise equipment you might have?

Like a stepper.

Say £50 a day, a week, a month?

E"

Not a bad idea, weights and benches are really in demand and cost/time to import is a big problem. I’ve seen a few people casting free weights too

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By *ANCLAD1993Man
over a year ago

Fallowfield


"Fire extinguisher brackets that trigger the fire alarm when you lift the extinguisher off. I thought it was a great idea until I was told otherwise. "

That wouldn’t go down well in my work, people use them to hold doors open ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Post it notes with step by step durections to get places that you ripped off to reveal the next step... Later became the sat nav

Fuck... Wish i was tech savvy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vaping, like what the actual fuck are you doing, sucking on flavoured water and blowing smoke in the air, get a fucking grip, you look ridiculous.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I never thought bottled water would sell. WRONG!

I never thought people would PAY to exercise indoors. WRONG

I want to hear your stupid ideas that people would laugh at ......

Cos Im going to steal it and get rich!!!

T - leaves in net bags.... what mad bastard thought that'd take off....... ?

C'mon .....make me rich

As the gyms are going to be shut, how about renting out any home exercise equipment you might have?

Like a stepper.

Say £50 a day, a week, a month?

E"

Done ! Renter collects don't forget..... it's pristine ...... stepped on twice by some old lady who doesn't like it.... brilliant tho

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Computer Mouse/Telephone "

eh .... eh ????

Aren't they done done...... like real already ?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Wellington boots for cats,to cope with the long wet winters we have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Supermarket food delivery

Delivering things you didnt order and didnt know you wanted

To spice up everyones life a bit

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Fire extinguisher brackets that trigger the fire alarm when you lift the extinguisher off. I thought it was a great idea until I was told otherwise. "

Yeahhhhhhh ermmmmmmmmm I'll put that in the box labelled maybe.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Wellington boots for cats,to cope with the long wet winters we have "

Are these the stolen converters or cat type cats with legs n things ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Supermarket food delivery

Delivering things you didnt order and didnt know you wanted

To spice up everyones life a bit"

Nail on head.......... Sex Shop delivery for things you didn't order......what a night in that would be.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

In 1990, after returning from the video rental shop soaking wet, I thought wouldn't this be easier if films could get sent down your telephone line...

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Post it notes with step by step durections to get places that you ripped off to reveal the next step... Later became the sat nav

Fuck... Wish i was tech savvy "

When I pack me Sat Nav.... my kids snigger at me ......

Sat Nav = Phone these days

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Vaping, like what the actual fuck are you doing, sucking on flavoured water and blowing smoke in the air, get a fucking grip, you look ridiculous."

Why do all vapers blow it out the corner like Popeye?

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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago

The South


"I never thought bottled water would sell. WRONG!

I never thought people would PAY to exercise indoors. WRONG

I want to hear your stupid ideas that people would laugh at ......

Cos Im going to steal it and get rich!!!

T - leaves in net bags.... what mad bastard thought that'd take off....... ?

C'mon .....make me rich

As the gyms are going to be shut, how about renting out any home exercise equipment you might have?

Like a stepper.

Say £50 a day, a week, a month?

E

Done ! Renter collects don't forget..... it's pristine ...... stepped on twice by some old lady who doesn't like it.... brilliant tho "

Quick, before anyone else thinks of it.....

E

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had the idea of white paint that went on a different colour, then changed to white as it dried, so you can see if you have missed a bit.

I happened to mention it to a guy I was sat next to on a course, who worked in a paint factory.

A year or so later... My million quid idea was in the shops.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I had the idea of white paint that went on a different colour, then changed to white as it dried, so you can see if you have missed a bit.

I happened to mention it to a guy I was sat next to on a course, who worked in a paint factory.

A year or so later... My million quid idea was in the shops. "

Yeah I had a similar convo with Elon about Mars travel.

Grrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had the idea of white paint that went on a different colour, then changed to white as it dried, so you can see if you have missed a bit.

I happened to mention it to a guy I was sat next to on a course, who worked in a paint factory.

A year or so later... My million quid idea was in the shops.

Yeah I had a similar convo with Elon about Mars travel.

Grrr "

I bet if you tweeted, to remind him, he would be only too pleased to share the profits with you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My million pound idea... I'm sure for the tech savvy it'd be simple... Adjusting the focus/blurriness of a tablet or phone screen so you don't have to use reading glasses to see the screen clearly.. Like a slider control similar to the brightness.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"Computer Mouse/Telephone

eh .... eh ????

Aren't they done done...... like real already ?"

Not the mouse/phone combo. There you are working away, mouse in hand. Then it’s little nose lights up “brinnng brinnng” you lift the mouse up and speak into its arse while it whispers in your ear. (Whiskers optional extra)

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