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By *adHatter_RestrainedAlice OP   Couple
over a year ago

In The Hills

Confess your sins to us thy child. Seek repentance and have them anonymously posted here.

Our inbox is now open to you sinners.

Was alot of fun last week.

Madhatter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tricked a colleague into trying Da Bomb hotsauce yesterday.

Poor fella, number 2 probably felt like giving birth after that.

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By *adHatter_RestrainedAlice OP   Couple
over a year ago

In The Hills


"I tricked a colleague into trying Da Bomb hotsauce yesterday.

Poor fella, number 2 probably felt like giving birth after that."

Thy child this is an anonymous confession thread for you to seek repentance. You have publicly shared yourself and that in turn will be your repentance written in stone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I tricked a colleague into trying Da Bomb hotsauce yesterday.

Poor fella, number 2 probably felt like giving birth after that.

Thy child this is an anonymous confession thread for you to seek repentance. You have publicly shared yourself and that in turn will be your repentance written in stone."

Oppps I didn't read the OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shouldn't that be 'my child's not 'thy child'??

Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shouldn't that be 'my child's not 'thy child'??

Mr"

Or even 'my child' - bloody autocorrect insists on putting an s after every apostrophe

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By *adHatter_RestrainedAlice OP   Couple
over a year ago

In The Hills


"Shouldn't that be 'my child's not 'thy child'??

Mr

Or even 'my child' - bloody autocorrect insists on putting an s after every apostrophe "

Sacrilege and blasphemy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shouldn't that be 'my child's not 'thy child'??

Mr

Or even 'my child' - bloody autocorrect insists on putting an s after every apostrophe

Sacrilege and blasphemy "

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By *adHatter_RestrainedAlice OP   Couple
over a year ago

In The Hills

A forgetful sinner has seemed help

I was a bit d*unk last night, and forgot to take meat out the freezer for Sunday dinner today so I cleverly suggested I'll treat other half and her daughter to an Indian takeaway

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By *adHatter_RestrainedAlice OP   Couple
over a year ago

In The Hills


"A forgetful sinner has seemed help

I was a bit d*unk last night, and forgot to take meat out the freezer for Sunday dinner today so I cleverly suggested I'll treat other half and her daughter to an Indian takeaway "

seeked even

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By *adHatter_RestrainedAlice OP   Couple
over a year ago

In The Hills


"Shouldn't that be 'my child's not 'thy child'??

Mr

Or even 'my child' - bloody autocorrect insists on putting an s after every apostrophe

Sacrilege and blasphemy

"

Flirting is a sin

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By *adHatter_RestrainedAlice OP   Couple
over a year ago

In The Hills

A deceitful sinner

Forgive me for I have sinned.

I went to my friends house for dinner the other evening. He has a new girlfriend and I really don't like her at all. She's obnoxious and so rude, can't wait until he sees that side of her, as everyone else does!

Cue me going into the bathroom to have a wee and I spied a pair of her knickers hanging out of the washing basket. I had a lovely shade of chestnut coloured lipstick in my pocket. It's my favourite colour.... So I smeared some up the back of her knickers and hid them in the laundry basket.... My friend is fanatical about laundry so I know it's him that does it all!!

Really want to be a fly on the wall when he finds them!!!

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By *adHatter_RestrainedAlice OP   Couple
over a year ago

In The Hills

A fornication out of wedlock sinner

Haha, next confession it is then..

I have been living in sin with my partner for around 8 years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A deceitful sinner

Forgive me for I have sinned.

I went to my friends house for dinner the other evening. He has a new girlfriend and I really don't like her at all. She's obnoxious and so rude, can't wait until he sees that side of her, as everyone else does!

Cue me going into the bathroom to have a wee and I spied a pair of her knickers hanging out of the washing basket. I had a lovely shade of chestnut coloured lipstick in my pocket. It's my favourite colour.... So I smeared some up the back of her knickers and hid them in the laundry basket.... My friend is fanatical about laundry so I know it's him that does it all!!

Really want to be a fly on the wall when he finds them!!! "

This is just brilliant and brutal all at the same time

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By *adHatter_RestrainedAlice OP   Couple
over a year ago

In The Hills

An adultery sinner

I met a really hot older lady in a club near me (personal trainer). She told me she was married but we met up for amazing sex for a few months and she used to send me pics too.

One day whilst we were having sex and she was literally screaming the house down and the window was open there was a knock at the door.

It turned out her husband had tracked her iphone (as he bought it for her) and was at the door! That was very very awkward!

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By *adHatter_RestrainedAlice OP   Couple
over a year ago

In The Hills

Forbidden pictures sinner

Forgive me ma’am for I have sinned

I posted nude pictures which I should have binned

They were live and open on the old snapchat

And on thinking back, I’m a bit of a twat!

Friends and strangers looked and stared

I feel ashamed that I had bared!

So I beg you please forgive my sin

I’ll accept my punishment for something I should have put in the bin!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forgive me OP for I have sinned......... about......... well pretty much everything!

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By *adHatter_RestrainedAlice OP   Couple
over a year ago

In The Hills


"Forgive me OP for I have sinned......... about......... well pretty much everything!

"

Confess to thee

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By *adHatter_RestrainedAlice OP   Couple
over a year ago

In The Hills

A perverted sinner

Forgive me op for i have sinned.

I love having my ass licked and played with

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By *adHatter_RestrainedAlice OP   Couple
over a year ago

In The Hills

A political confession

I help myself to the contents of the Church collection plate during Sunday Services.

A Tory MP

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By *adHatter_RestrainedAlice OP   Couple
over a year ago

In The Hills

Burning down religion sinner

Forgive me OP for I have sinned, I once set a church pew alight during a christingle service. Who thought giving an eight year old a candle to play with was a good idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been masturbating

Over the best friends wife

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By *adHatter_RestrainedAlice OP   Couple
over a year ago

In The Hills

Bumping for any late night sinners that need to get it off their chest before midnight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have spent the weekend being a whore with two ex girlfriends after breaking up with my recent one obviously not together separate meets

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By *adHatter_RestrainedAlice OP   Couple
over a year ago

In The Hills


"I have spent the weekend being a whore with two ex girlfriends after breaking up with my recent one obviously not together separate meets "

My child you are not anonymous and just announced to the congregation that you have been whoring out of wedlock.

50 hail marys per person

50 self lashes with a belt per person

Plus to tell each ex about the other

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By *adHatter_RestrainedAlice OP   Couple
over a year ago

In The Hills

D*unk golf sinner

Unfortunately I planned to meet friends today at the golf course and I missed meeting them because I slept until half 11 due to having a few too many drinks last night even though I told them I wouldn't drink.

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry


"I've been masturbating

Over the best friends wife "

Let he who is without (this) sin cast the first stone.

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