FabSwingers.com forum: I'm sick of MEN..

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

coming into my forum threads..this is a fanny only thread(I'm not included as a fanny before any smart arses say so)...no men allowed

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Do I class as a fanny?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do I class as a fanny?"

well as ur opening those lovely labialips ...YES ur welcome!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me too

uve been reported for trolling...the rules were clear on the thread...ur just out to make trouble!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is fanny being used as a posh word for c*nt?

Only You're the first bloke in here on a woman only thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"coming into my forum threads..this is a fanny only thread(I'm not included as a fanny before any smart arses say so)...no men allowed"

You just made me to have a look at your profile

Has anyone ever told you that you look like the singer called FELA?????????/

Google his pictures and let us know lol

He was as revolutionary as you and love women

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is fanny being used as a posh word for c*nt?

Only You're the first bloke in here on a woman only thread

I'll speak to u when its ur missus...right now go do one!(and i know when its her on...as she leaves a kiss)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a fanny

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"coming into my forum threads..this is a fanny only thread(I'm not included as a fanny before any smart arses say so)...no men allowed

You just made me to have a look at your profile

Has anyone ever told you that you look like the singer called FELA?????????/

Google his pictures and let us know lol

He was as revolutionary as you and love women

who the fuck is frexx anyway...no point..am not interested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive got one.. wooop i qualify

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a fanny

GEEEZALICK

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ive got one.. wooop i qualify

EVERYHOLE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is fanny being used as a posh word for c*nt?

Only You're the first bloke in here on a woman only thread

I'll speak to u when its ur missus...right now go do one!(and i know when its her on...as she leaves a kiss)"

She doesn't post a kiss, she posts an X instead of using the word c*nt so she doesn't get banned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hahahahahahahaha

good luck Kenn

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is fanny being used as a posh word for c*nt?

Only You're the first bloke in here on a woman only thread

I'll speak to u when its ur missus...right now go do one!(and i know when its her on...as she leaves a kiss)

She doesn't post a kiss, she posts an X instead of using the word c*nt so she doesn't get banned

and putting her knickers on doesnt count MrArtful..I can still see ur tadger

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

They say you are what you eat!

Well I'm a cunt

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"hahahahahahahaha

good luck Kenn"

find ur own fannyattractingforum post pls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They say you are what you eat!

Well I'm a cunt

I am a clit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is fanny being used as a posh word for c*nt?

Only You're the first bloke in here on a woman only thread

I'll speak to u when its ur missus...right now go do one!(and i know when its her on...as she leaves a kiss)

She doesn't post a kiss, she posts an X instead of using the word c*nt so she doesn't get banned

pmsl

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They say you are what you eat!

Well I'm a cunt

arrrGGHHHHH ur ruining it!!!-theres only another 168 posts left...stop stealing the fanny-space!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is fanny being used as a posh word for c*nt?

Only You're the first bloke in here on a woman only thread

I'll speak to u when its ur missus...right now go do one!(and i know when its her on...as she leaves a kiss)

She doesn't post a kiss, she posts an X instead of using the word c*nt so she doesn't get banned

pmsl

Wolf

heres another man...just cant let his wife/partner have some fun on her own....disgusting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They say you are what you eat!

Well I'm a cunt

I am a clit

i am actually a woman wth a fake single male profile cos i get a much better chance of meeting that way.

can i join in ?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They say you are what you eat!

Well I'm a cunt

I am a clit

i am actually a woman wth a fake single male profile cos i get a much better chance of meeting that way.

can i join in ?????"

Just pop in...dont mind if Kenn try to kick you out his fanny grabbing thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They say you are what you eat!

Well I'm a cunt

I am a clit

i am actually a woman wth a fake single male profile cos i get a much better chance of meeting that way.

can i join in ?????"

flick ur bean Kenny i'll lick it clean..but IF i find u have a cock...ur on immediate block

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They say you are what you eat!

Well I'm a cunt

I am a clit

i am actually a woman wth a fake single male profile cos i get a much better chance of meeting that way.

can i join in ?????

Just pop in...dont mind if Kenn try to kick you out his fanny grabbing thread"

thats about 3 violations..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is fanny being used as a posh word for c*nt?

Only You're the first bloke in here on a woman only thread

I'll speak to u when its ur missus...right now go do one!(and i know when its her on...as she leaves a kiss)

She doesn't post a kiss, she posts an X instead of using the word c*nt so she doesn't get banned

pmsl

Wolf

heres another man...just cant let his wife/partner have some fun on her own....disgusting."

Erm.. this is *my* profile... she has hers

go stick it the developer!

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is fanny being used as a posh word for c*nt?

Only You're the first bloke in here on a woman only thread

I'll speak to u when its ur missus...right now go do one!(and i know when its her on...as she leaves a kiss)

She doesn't post a kiss, she posts an X instead of using the word c*nt so she doesn't get banned

pmsl

Wolf

heres another man...just cant let his wife/partner have some fun on her own....disgusting.

Erm.. this is *my* profile... she has hers

go stick it the developer!

Wolf

well get her onto this thread..and come pick her up after we've finished the fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is fanny being used as a posh word for c*nt?

Only You're the first bloke in here on a woman only thread

I'll speak to u when its ur missus...right now go do one!(and i know when its her on...as she leaves a kiss)

She doesn't post a kiss, she posts an X instead of using the word c*nt so she doesn't get banned

pmsl

Wolf

heres another man...just cant let his wife/partner have some fun on her own....disgusting.

Erm.. this is *my* profile... she has hers

go stick it the developer!

Wolf

well get her onto this thread..and come pick her up after we've finished the fun"

my answer, based on already established protocol is...

and X again

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is fanny being used as a posh word for c*nt?

Only You're the first bloke in here on a woman only thread

I'll speak to u when its ur missus...right now go do one!(and i know when its her on...as she leaves a kiss)

She doesn't post a kiss, she posts an X instead of using the word c*nt so she doesn't get banned

pmsl

Wolf

heres another man...just cant let his wife/partner have some fun on her own....disgusting.

Erm.. this is *my* profile... she has hers

go stick it the developer!

Wolf

well get her onto this thread..and come pick her up after we've finished the fun

my answer, based on already established protocol is...

and X again

Wolf

I read that like I read ur profile..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we provided pictures, in case the words got too much for ya

Wolf

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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

I like my fun in the bedroom, not on here, so you Mr Fucktographer can go "DO ONE" and I don't sign my contributions on here with kisses...

Devil

and if you don't know I am Wolf's OH

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like my fun in the bedroom, not on here, so you Mr Fucktographer can go "DO ONE" and I don't sign my contributions on here with kisses...

Devil

and if you don't know I am Wolf's OH"

I sense ur fanny just squirted, but ur just playing coy cos wolfs watching...I see that glint in ur eye...and I apologize for mis-aiming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a fanny

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a fanny

its lovley sammi..ur in my club!

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Fanny - That word always makes me chuckle for some reason

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a fanny

its lovley sammi..ur in my club!"

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over a year ago

"Is fanny being used as a posh word for c*nt?

Only You're the first bloke in here on a woman only thread

I'll speak to u when its ur missus...right now go do one!(and i know when its her on...as she leaves a kiss)

She doesn't post a kiss, she posts an X instead of using the word c*nt so she doesn't get banned

and putting her knickers on doesnt count MrArtful..I can still see ur tadger"

You're the one that's looking at it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fanny - That word always makes me chuckle for some reason

turn around in ur pic sometime eh MrsBedyarsearoo??..I wanna chuckle at ur fanny

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is fanny being used as a posh word for c*nt?

Only You're the first bloke in here on a woman only thread

I'll speak to u when its ur missus...right now go do one!(and i know when its her on...as she leaves a kiss)

She doesn't post a kiss, she posts an X instead of using the word c*nt so she doesn't get banned

and putting her knickers on doesnt count MrArtful..I can still see ur tadger

You're the one that's looking at it

yeah i've looked...dont like the way it twitches either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is my beaver invited to this party?

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over a year ago

"Is fanny being used as a posh word for c*nt?

Only You're the first bloke in here on a woman only thread

I'll speak to u when its ur missus...right now go do one!(and i know when its her on...as she leaves a kiss)

She doesn't post a kiss, she posts an X instead of using the word c*nt so she doesn't get banned

and putting her knickers on doesnt count MrArtful..I can still see ur tadger

You're the one that's looking at it

yeah i've looked...dont like the way it twitches either"

But you can't help looking at me cock no matter how it twitches, I can understand your curiosity

You barking up the wrong tree though, maybe Soxy can help you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is my beaver invited to this party?"

ur rabid beaver is welcome, but can i call it Fanny?...just to keep in line with the thread.

wooOOhooo got me sum glesga fanny! awrrra bhoysll be prowd e me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is fanny being used as a posh word for c*nt?

Only You're the first bloke in here on a woman only thread

I'll speak to u when its ur missus...right now go do one!(and i know when its her on...as she leaves a kiss)

She doesn't post a kiss, she posts an X instead of using the word c*nt so she doesn't get banned

and putting her knickers on doesnt count MrArtful..I can still see ur tadger

You're the one that's looking at it

yeah i've looked...dont like the way it twitches either

But you can't help looking at me cock no matter how it twitches, I can understand your curiosity

You barking up the wrong tree though, maybe Soxy can help you

barking? are u now suggesting I doggystyle u???...ffs..

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Fanny - That word always makes me chuckle for some reason

turn around in ur pic sometime eh MrsBedyarsearoo??..I wanna chuckle at ur fanny"

Do you think it tells jokes or something?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fanny - That word always makes me chuckle for some reason

turn around in ur pic sometime eh MrsBedyarsearoo??..I wanna chuckle at ur fanny

Do you think it tells jokes or something?

nahh just wanna see it slabbering...ON ME!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what about my puss?

Or has it got to be a cunt or fanny?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fanny - That word always makes me chuckle for some reason

turn around in ur pic sometime eh MrsBedyarsearoo??..I wanna chuckle at ur fanny

Do you think it tells jokes or something?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is my beaver invited to this party?

ur rabid beaver is welcome, but can i call it Fanny?...just to keep in line with the thread.

wooOOhooo got me sum glesga fanny! awrrra bhoysll be prowd e me!"

I'm not a Glesga girl, I'm a sheep shagger residing here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"what about my puss?

Or has it got to be a cunt or fanny?

bring both x am greedy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmmm, I seem to have a fanny as well

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

People say I'm a twat, I must be invited in surely?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hmmmmm, I seem to have a fanny as well

dips finger in...well...its a nice moist pouch...so i agree! hehehe x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"People say I'm a twat, I must be invited in surely?"

being a twat and having a twat are two entirely different things.please leave.

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over a year ago

"Is fanny being used as a posh word for c*nt?

Only You're the first bloke in here on a woman only thread

I'll speak to u when its ur missus...right now go do one!(and i know when its her on...as she leaves a kiss)

She doesn't post a kiss, she posts an X instead of using the word c*nt so she doesn't get banned

and putting her knickers on doesnt count MrArtful..I can still see ur tadger

You're the one that's looking at it

yeah i've looked...dont like the way it twitches either

But you can't help looking at me cock no matter how it twitches, I can understand your curiosity

You barking up the wrong tree though, maybe Soxy can help you

barking? are u now suggesting I doggystyle u???...ffs.."

No.

See, you have misinterpreted due to balls ruling brains because you haven't pulled any women lately and you're hogged up and sniffing round like a two dicked dog and in desperation you have tried to entice the ladies to enter this thread and throw themselves at your feet.

Alas where there is one randy bloke like yourself many more will follow on the off chance of getting some action.

Keep trying champ you'll get there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is my beaver invited to this party?

ur rabid beaver is welcome, but can i call it Fanny?...just to keep in line with the thread.

wooOOhooo got me sum glesga fanny! awrrra bhoysll be prowd e me!

I'm not a Glesga girl, I'm a sheep shagger residing here

be nice to hear that accent..when ur moaning in delight..just please dont go baaaa when u cum!

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over a year ago

"Is fanny being used as a posh word for c*nt?

Only You're the first bloke in here on a woman only thread

I'll speak to u when its ur missus...right now go do one!(and i know when its her on...as she leaves a kiss)

She doesn't post a kiss, she posts an X instead of using the word c*nt so she doesn't get banned

and putting her knickers on doesnt count MrArtful..I can still see ur tadger

You're the one that's looking at it

yeah i've looked...dont like the way it twitches either

But you can't help looking at me cock no matter how it twitches, I can understand your curiosity

You barking up the wrong tree though, maybe Soxy can help you

barking? are u now suggesting I doggystyle u???...ffs..

No.

Alas where there is one randy bloke like yourself many more will follow on the off chance of getting some action.

Keep trying champ you'll get there

I just received a nice pussy shot into my inbox...wont say from whom....so there shove that in yer panties n smoke it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is fanny being used as a posh word for c*nt?

Only You're the first bloke in here on a woman only thread

I'll speak to u when its ur missus...right now go do one!(and i know when its her on...as she leaves a kiss)

She doesn't post a kiss, she posts an X instead of using the word c*nt so she doesn't get banned

and putting her knickers on doesnt count MrArtful..I can still see ur tadger

You're the one that's looking at it

yeah i've looked...dont like the way it twitches either

But you can't help looking at me cock no matter how it twitches, I can understand your curiosity

You barking up the wrong tree though, maybe Soxy can help you

barking? are u now suggesting I doggystyle u???...ffs..

No.

Alas where there is one randy bloke like yourself many more will follow on the off chance of getting some action.

Keep trying champ you'll get there

I just received a nice pussy shot into my inbox...wont say from whom....so there shove that in yer panties n smoke it"

Good aim! Whoever shot it must be a crack shot

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

"People say I'm a twat, I must be invited in surely?

being a twat and having a twat are two entirely different things.please leave."
Nicest thing anyone has said, how can I leave now? Owing to not being brave I often get called a pussy too. A shoe in obviously!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is fanny being used as a posh word for c*nt?

Only You're the first bloke in here on a woman only thread

I'll speak to u when its ur missus...right now go do one!(and i know when its her on...as she leaves a kiss)

She doesn't post a kiss, she posts an X instead of using the word c*nt so she doesn't get banned

and putting her knickers on doesnt count MrArtful..I can still see ur tadger

You're the one that's looking at it

yeah i've looked...dont like the way it twitches either

But you can't help looking at me cock no matter how it twitches, I can understand your curiosity

You barking up the wrong tree though, maybe Soxy can help you

barking? are u now suggesting I doggystyle u???...ffs..

No.

Alas where there is one randy bloke like yourself many more will follow on the off chance of getting some action.

Keep trying champ you'll get there

I just received a nice pussy shot into my inbox...wont say from whom....so there shove that in yer panties n smoke it

Good aim! Whoever shot it must be a crack shot

anyway..get back to ur businuss and hand over the missuss

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over a year ago

"Is fanny being used as a posh word for c*nt?

Only You're the first bloke in here on a woman only thread

I'll speak to u when its ur missus...right now go do one!(and i know when its her on...as she leaves a kiss)

She doesn't post a kiss, she posts an X instead of using the word c*nt so she doesn't get banned

and putting her knickers on doesnt count MrArtful..I can still see ur tadger

You're the one that's looking at it

yeah i've looked...dont like the way it twitches either

But you can't help looking at me cock no matter how it twitches, I can understand your curiosity

You barking up the wrong tree though, maybe Soxy can help you

barking? are u now suggesting I doggystyle u???...ffs..

No.

Alas where there is one randy bloke like yourself many more will follow on the off chance of getting some action.

Keep trying champ you'll get there

I just received a nice pussy shot into my inbox...wont say from whom....so there shove that in yer panties n smoke it

Good aim! Whoever shot it must be a crack shot

anyway..get back to ur businuss and hand over the missuss"

When I've finished 'business' with Mrs Artful she won't need touching for a fortnight

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is fanny being used as a posh word for c*nt?

Only You're the first bloke in here on a woman only thread

I'll speak to u when its ur missus...right now go do one!(and i know when its her on...as she leaves a kiss)

She doesn't post a kiss, she posts an X instead of using the word c*nt so she doesn't get banned

and putting her knickers on doesnt count MrArtful..I can still see ur tadger

You're the one that's looking at it

yeah i've looked...dont like the way it twitches either

But you can't help looking at me cock no matter how it twitches, I can understand your curiosity

You barking up the wrong tree though, maybe Soxy can help you

barking? are u now suggesting I doggystyle u???...ffs..

No.

Alas where there is one randy bloke like yourself many more will follow on the off chance of getting some action.

Keep trying champ you'll get there

I just received a nice pussy shot into my inbox...wont say from whom....so there shove that in yer panties n smoke it

Good aim! Whoever shot it must be a crack shot

anyway..get back to ur businuss and hand over the missuss

When I've finished 'business' with Mrs Artful she won't need touching for a fortnight

second cupboard down, right hand side of the kitchen..thats her secret vibrator stash!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is fanny being used as a posh word for c*nt?

Only You're the first bloke in here on a woman only thread

I'll speak to u when its ur missus...right now go do one!(and i know when its her on...as she leaves a kiss)

She doesn't post a kiss, she posts an X instead of using the word c*nt so she doesn't get banned

and putting her knickers on doesnt count MrArtful..I can still see ur tadger

You're the one that's looking at it

yeah i've looked...dont like the way it twitches either

But you can't help looking at me cock no matter how it twitches, I can understand your curiosity

You barking up the wrong tree though, maybe Soxy can help you

barking? are u now suggesting I doggystyle u???...ffs..

No.

Alas where there is one randy bloke like yourself many more will follow on the off chance of getting some action.

Keep trying champ you'll get there

I just received a nice pussy shot into my inbox...wont say from whom....so there shove that in yer panties n smoke it

Good aim! Whoever shot it must be a crack shot

anyway..get back to ur businuss and hand over the missuss

When I've finished 'business' with Mrs Artful she won't need touching for a fortnight

second cupboard down, right hand side of the kitchen..thats her secret vibrator stash!"

I don't need to know where your grandma keeps her sex toys

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I just assumed all the men sending responses assumed you meant fanny in the American way.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is fanny being used as a posh word for c*nt?

Only You're the first bloke in here on a woman only thread

I'll speak to u when its ur missus...right now go do one!(and i know when its her on...as she leaves a kiss)

She doesn't post a kiss, she posts an X instead of using the word c*nt so she doesn't get banned

and putting her knickers on doesnt count MrArtful..I can still see ur tadger

You're the one that's looking at it

yeah i've looked...dont like the way it twitches either

But you can't help looking at me cock no matter how it twitches, I can understand your curiosity

You barking up the wrong tree though, maybe Soxy can help you

barking? are u now suggesting I doggystyle u???...ffs..

No.

Alas where there is one randy bloke like yourself many more will follow on the off chance of getting some action.

Keep trying champ you'll get there

I just received a nice pussy shot into my inbox...wont say from whom....so there shove that in yer panties n smoke it

Good aim! Whoever shot it must be a crack shot

anyway..get back to ur businuss and hand over the missuss

When I've finished 'business' with Mrs Artful she won't need touching for a fortnight

second cupboard down, right hand side of the kitchen..thats her secret vibrator stash!

I don't need to know where your grandma keeps her sex toys

how dare u, she's complaining to fab admin

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over a year ago

"I just assumed all the men sending responses assumed you meant fanny in the American way.

typical eh?

welcome to clubFanny lickity..ur moist welcome

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I just assumed all the men sending responses assumed you meant fanny in the American way.

typical eh?

welcome to clubFanny lickity..ur moist welcome"

Oh, and you do sort of look like Fela.

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over a year ago

"I just assumed all the men sending responses assumed you meant fanny in the American way.

typical eh?

welcome to clubFanny lickity..ur moist welcome

Oh, and you do sort of look like Fela."

no idea who that is lol..I've removed all male posts from this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I keep getting told I am a Cunt, does that count?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I keep getting told I am a Cunt, does that count?"

"People say I'm a twat, I must be invited in surely?"

being a twat and having a twat are two entirely different things.please leave.

please read and clear off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah that's the thing about forums, old chap, once you post it, you don't own it any more!

La la la la la...........

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over a year ago

"Ah that's the thing about forums, old chap, once you post it, you don't own it any more!

La la la la la..........."

Forum thread subject to @Keenfucktographer2012

now piss off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a fanny

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm a fanny

a delicious one at that...altho I'm only going by whats been written on toilet walls x

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over a year ago

I am just wondering how much steam I can get to comeout of this fellah's ears.........

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

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"I am just wondering how much steam I can get to comeout of this fellah's ears.........

Enough to power the flying Scotsman?

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over a year ago

"I'm a fanny

a delicious one at that...altho I'm only going by whats been written on toilet walls x"

I'm sick of people writing "frock is a twat" on the walls ...what's wrong with the back of the cubicle doors these days?

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over a year ago

"I am just wondering how much steam I can get to comeout of this fellah's ears.........

Enough to power the flying Scotsman?

Quite possibly. I am a very patient and persistant individual, after all.........

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over a year ago

"I am just wondering how much steam I can get to comeout of this fellah's ears.........

Enough to power the flying Scotsman?

georgey I know u like pie, so heres a hot pie,, shove ur cock in it and hopefully u'll see the steam bellowing out amongst ur blistering shaft

pablo...get back to wanking over that wink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's working then! Woo hoo!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's working then! Woo hoo!"

the pie shagging?? good on ya

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over a year ago

yep

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Do you think a man once stood him up on a meet? He does seem to have "issues"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you think a man once stood him up on a meet? He does seem to have "issues""
lol

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By *adystephanieTV/TS
over a year ago

glos

Guess I'm in , you just missed the 'r' out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Guess I'm in , you just missed the 'r' out

TV's attract fanny, ur welcome..

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

This thread title needs to be changed to "it's raining men" appropriate with the weather too

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By *adystephanieTV/TS
over a year ago

glos

"Guess I'm in , you just missed the 'r' out

TV's attract fanny, ur welcome.."

Huuuuuuuge huggs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

YOu know, I am not quite sure just how tounge in cheek this thread actualy is........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a girl, I got a lovely fanny! Might even change my avatar for a while

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over a year ago

"I'm a girl, I got a lovely fanny! Might even change my avatar for a while

Oh thankgod, some fanny! welcome Abbie..spreadem

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

me too, so much so I am going straight...

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over a year ago

"I'm a girl, I got a lovely fanny! Might even change my avatar for a while

Oh thankgod, some fanny! welcome Abbie..spreadem"

Took a while to read all the twats posts lol

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over a year ago

"me too, so much so I am going straight..."

Well MrView..I can only say ur the only acceptable male in clubFANNY..consider urself honored!

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over a year ago

bump!

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over a year ago

"I'm a girl, I got a lovely fanny! Might even change my avatar for a while

Oh thankgod, some fanny! welcome Abbie..spreadem

Took a while to read all the twats posts lol

Pic changed to fit thread

yes it was like an animated gif, I wanked n came really fast as the pic changed...ur the highlight of clubFANNY so far.I love u! xxxx

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over a year ago

bump

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over a year ago

"bump!"

keep dreaming...maybe bring some fanny and I'll let u have a guest pass..or I'll just come n take the fanny u have with ya off ya!...with my FannysquadBouncers

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"me too, so much so I am going straight...

Well MrView..I can only say ur the only acceptable male in clubFANNY..consider urself honored! "

cheers, who are we porking first

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

"I'm a girl, I got a lovely fanny! Might even change my avatar for a while

Oh thankgod, some fanny! welcome Abbie..spreadem

Took a while to read all the twats posts lol

Pic changed to fit thread

Go back to the other av, abbietwat doesn't sound as nice

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over a year ago

"me too, so much so I am going straight...

Well MrView..I can only say ur the only acceptable male in clubFANNY..consider urself honored!

cheers, who are we porking first"

do pablo first he's doing ma tits in

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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"me too, so much so I am going straight...

Well MrView..I can only say ur the only acceptable male in clubFANNY..consider urself honored!

cheers, who are we porking first

do pablo first he's doing ma tits in"

I have just turned straight and the first is pop my thingie up a man's love shute.........

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

What was that Derek and Clive song? Winky wanky woo!

Damn he's sent me off on a tangent here again

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over a year ago

"me too, so much so I am going straight...

Well MrView..I can only say ur the only acceptable male in clubFANNY..consider urself honored!

cheers, who are we porking first

do pablo first he's doing ma tits in

I have just turned straight and the first is pop my thingie up a man's love shute.........

ur not actually IN clubFanny.. thats only for the fanny and I, but ur part of the wheel that makes us work.Now initiate that arseblast.

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over a year ago

London

I have just turned straight and the first is pop my thingie up a man's love shute.........

Don't look at me, I have a rare blood group

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over a year ago

"I'm a girl, I got a lovely fanny! Might even change my avatar for a while

Oh thankgod, some fanny! welcome Abbie..spreadem

Took a while to read all the twats posts lol

Pic changed to fit thread

yes it was like an animated gif, I wanked n came really fast as the pic changed...ur the highlight of clubFANNY so far.I love u! xxxx"

If I stick my face pic on as my avatar does that qualify as a fanny pic?

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"me too, so much so I am going straight...

Well MrView..I can only say ur the only acceptable male in clubFANNY..consider urself honored!

cheers, who are we porking first

do pablo first he's doing ma tits in

I have just turned straight and the first is pop my thingie up a man's love shute.........

ur not actually IN clubFanny.. thats only for the fanny and I, but ur part of the wheel that makes us work.Now initiate that arseblast."

'I can only say ur the only acceptable male in clubFANNY'

I think you will find that is legally binding...... now bugdge over, I am going in...

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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I have just turned straight and the first is pop my thingie up a man's love shute.........

Don't look at me, I have a rare blood group"

I am straight now

you is safe

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over a year ago

I have just turned straight and the first is pop my thingie up a man's love shute.........

Don't look at me, I have a rare blood group"

not interested in any of ur period-play group fun Pablo...thanks.

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over a year ago

"I'm a girl, I got a lovely fanny! Might even change my avatar for a while

Oh thankgod, some fanny! welcome Abbie..spreadem

Took a while to read all the twats posts lol

Pic changed to fit thread

Go back to the other av, abbietwat doesn't sound as nice

Oh it will be back later! Must get a boob av to suit my name but ur all used to seeing my arse, might confuse u little guys x

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over a year ago

London

I have just turned straight and the first is pop my thingie up a man's love shute.........

Don't look at me, I have a rare blood group

not interested in any of ur period-play group fun Pablo...thanks."

Wasn't inviting you to the party

This one is for the beautiful people

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over a year ago

"me too, so much so I am going straight...

Well MrView..I can only say ur the only acceptable male in clubFANNY..consider urself honored!

cheers, who are we porking first

do pablo first he's doing ma tits in

I have just turned straight and the first is pop my thingie up a man's love shute.........

ur not actually IN clubFanny.. thats only for the fanny and I, but ur part of the wheel that makes us work.Now initiate that arseblast.

'I can only say ur the only acceptable male in clubFANNY'

I think you will find that is legally binding...... now bugdge over, I am going in... "

OKOKOK _iew...ur in clubFanny...here have some..its comin out my ears!-off for dinner...keepem moist _iew...and dont let any males in..even male halves of couples..thems the worst

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over a year ago

bump

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over a year ago

I have just turned straight and the first is pop my thingie up a man's love shute.........

Don't look at me, I have a rare blood group

not interested in any of ur period-play group fun Pablo...thanks.

Wasn't inviting you to the party

This one is for the beautiful people

seems like ur trying to gatecrash clubFanny, periodplay group cant be that good..can it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can I be accepted into the lips of club fanny..I've been called a cunt enough times ..lol..

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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"me too, so much so I am going straight...

Well MrView..I can only say ur the only acceptable male in clubFANNY..consider urself honored!

cheers, who are we porking first

do pablo first he's doing ma tits in

I have just turned straight and the first is pop my thingie up a man's love shute.........

ur not actually IN clubFanny.. thats only for the fanny and I, but ur part of the wheel that makes us work.Now initiate that arseblast.

'I can only say ur the only acceptable male in clubFANNY'

I think you will find that is legally binding...... now bugdge over, I am going in...

OKOKOK _iew...ur in clubFanny...here have some..its comin out my ears!-off for dinner...keepem moist _iew...and dont let any males in..even male halves of couples..thems the worst"

ok..... I think I am UP for the job... moist is my middle name

enjoy your dinner...

ignore the screams, that the last inch going in

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over a year ago

"Is fanny being used as a posh word for c*nt?

Only You're the first bloke in here on a woman only thread

I'll speak to u when its ur missus...right now go do one!(and i know when its her on...as she leaves a kiss)

She doesn't post a kiss, she posts an X instead of using the word c*nt so she doesn't get banned

and putting her knickers on doesnt count MrArtful..I can still see ur tadger

You're the one that's looking at it

yeah i've looked...dont like the way it twitches either

But you can't help looking at me cock no matter how it twitches, I can understand your curiosity

You barking up the wrong tree though, maybe Soxy can help you

barking? are u now suggesting I doggystyle u???...ffs..

No.

Alas where there is one randy bloke like yourself many more will follow on the off chance of getting some action.

Keep trying champ you'll get there

I just received a nice pussy shot into my inbox...wont say from whom....so there shove that in yer panties n smoke it

Good aim! Whoever shot it must be a crack shot

anyway..get back to ur businuss and hand over the missuss

When I've finished 'business' with Mrs Artful she won't need touching for a fortnight

second cupboard down, right hand side of the kitchen..thats her secret vibrator stash!

I don't need to know where your grandma keeps her sex toys

how dare u, she's complaining to fab admin"

Grass!

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

"..

ignore the screams, that the last inch going in"

If he screams this much just from the thread, how loud is that last inch going to make him?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a female - reading some of ur comments u sound like u deserve to be here - in your fem only threat... being a puss urself!

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over a year ago

"can I be accepted into the lips of club fanny..I've been called a cunt enough times ..lol..

0 pwan for regOrgitating the same joke others have said twiced!

go back to watching WWE/WWF

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over a year ago

"Is fanny being used as a posh word for c*nt?

Only You're the first bloke in here on a woman only thread

I'll speak to u when its ur missus...right now go do one!(and i know when its her on...as she leaves a kiss)

She doesn't post a kiss, she posts an X instead of using the word c*nt so she doesn't get banned

and putting her knickers on doesnt count MrArtful..I can still see ur tadger

You're the one that's looking at it

yeah i've looked...dont like the way it twitches either

But you can't help looking at me cock no matter how it twitches, I can understand your curiosity

You barking up the wrong tree though, maybe Soxy can help you

barking? are u now suggesting I doggystyle u???...ffs..

No.

Alas where there is one randy bloke like yourself many more will follow on the off chance of getting some action.

Keep trying champ you'll get there

I just received a nice pussy shot into my inbox...wont say from whom....so there shove that in yer panties n smoke it

Good aim! Whoever shot it must be a crack shot

anyway..get back to ur businuss and hand over the missuss

When I've finished 'business' with Mrs Artful she won't need touching for a fortnight

second cupboard down, right hand side of the kitchen..thats her secret vibrator stash!

I don't need to know where your grandma keeps her sex toys

how dare u, she's complaining to fab admin

Grass!

Grannygrasssplits is her profile!

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over a year ago

"me too, so much so I am going straight...

Well MrView..I can only say ur the only acceptable male in clubFANNY..consider urself honored!

cheers, who are we porking first

do pablo first he's doing ma tits in

I have just turned straight and the first is pop my thingie up a man's love shute.........

ur not actually IN clubFanny.. thats only for the fanny and I, but ur part of the wheel that makes us work.Now initiate that arseblast.

'I can only say ur the only acceptable male in clubFANNY'

I think you will find that is legally binding...... now bugdge over, I am going in...

OKOKOK _iew...ur in clubFanny...here have some..its comin out my ears!-off for dinner...keepem moist _iew...and dont let any males in..even male halves of couples..thems the worst

ok..... I think I am UP for the job... moist is my middle name

enjoy your dinner...

ignore the screams, that the last inch going in"

Terrorize it!

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over a year ago

"As a female - reading some of ur comments u sound like u deserve to be here - in your fem only threat... being a puss urself!

be quiet in ur in clubFanny, this is a life changing place for u ..and I see u will have a bright future with us.Forever.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

sorry got involved with the tennis

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over a year ago

hahahaha..I've been blocked(I'll keep who by privately)...someone has taken this thread and seen it as serious I think.hahahahahahaha FFS...classFanny

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

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"sorry got involved with the tennis"

Is Murray still British?

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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"sorry got involved with the tennis

Is Murray still British?"

yes he is.

I am not one of the anti any other country in the UK brigade

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over a year ago

Tennis conversations aside,,, did u recruit any new fanny!!!...I've several unused hitachi wands up for grabs..new members only

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over a year ago

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"Tennis conversations aside,,, did u recruit any new fanny!!!...I've several unused hitachi wands up for grabs..new members only"

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over a year ago

"Tennis conversations aside,,, did u recruit any new fanny!!!...I've several unused hitachi wands up for grabs..new members only

No"

cant believe u went off to watch bouncing balls!-leaving the club wide open to riffraff(i.e men)

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over a year ago

How and why does one acquire a stock of unused Hitachi wands?

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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Tennis conversations aside,,, did u recruit any new fanny!!!...I've several unused hitachi wands up for grabs..new members only

cant believe u went off to watch bouncing balls!-leaving the club wide open to riffraff(i.e men)"

my straightness slipped and I remember they sometimes remove their shirts at the end..

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over a year ago

"How and why does one acquire a stock of unused Hitachi wands?

why would i tell u that...anyway...BUZZZRRRRRRRRRRR, thats ur one

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

"How and why does one acquire a stock of unused Hitachi wands?

Sootys magic wand was broken

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over a year ago

"How and why does one acquire a stock of unused Hitachi wands?

Sootys magic wand was broken"

Izzy wizzy, let's get busy!

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over a year ago

What's this thread about please?!

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over a year ago

"What's this thread about please?!

something between ur legs pearl...its precious..highly sought after, divers seek them out...but I'd say its one jewel that shouldn't be removed x

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over a year ago

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"What's this thread about please?!

One mans jealousy and inadequacy. His inability to come to terms with the superior intellectual prowess of his peers and his futile attempts to control their thoughts and deeds. He yearns to be popular with the opposite sex and all the while he pushes them further and further away while attempting to overcome fuckwits like me

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over a year ago

I have to say, I treat it as a wind up on OP.........

Perhaps I have missed the point........

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