FabSwingers.com forum: Essential outlets

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Cough ......

Now take this seriously....

What will be open on Thurs ?

You many only list ONE place.

Give the little kids a go will ya !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Subsidised canteen in Westminster

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Don't say my vagina, don't say my vagina

MY BUMHOLE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My eyes.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Subsidised canteen in Westminster "

Ah yes pate de foix gras , comfit duck with seasonable vegetables and a rich jus followed by Prune and Tokaji parfait, prune cake, Tokaji jelly, white chocolate ganache and mascarpone ice cream.

Coffee and biscuits with cheese

Fruit bowl.......

£1.99................... for two.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Oak furniture land

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Don't say my vagina, don't say my vagina

MY BUMHOLE "

Bumhole is such a vulgar word...... it is your shitbox

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"My eyes."

Your eyes are like petals

Bi-cycle pedals.

They go round and round and round.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Don't say my vagina, don't say my vagina

MY BUMHOLE

Bumhole is such a vulgar word...... it is your shitbox"

Sorry grandma

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Oak furniture land "

Will Barry be in ?

Two essential sideboards please.

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here

Pets at Home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think DFS may have a sale on.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Oak furniture land

Will Barry be in ?

Two essential sideboards please."

I need to buy some table legs to put up peoples shit boxes

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Pets at Home "

Pets at home is an anagram for Stepmother. Did you know that ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Oak furniture land

Will Barry be in ?

Two essential sideboards please.

I need to buy some table legs to put up peoples shit boxes "

Shitbox is such a vulgar word......... use prison purse.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I think DFS may have a sale on. "

I need a Dirty Filthy Slut ....... that's essential.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Oak furniture land

Will Barry be in ?

Two essential sideboards please.

I need to buy some table legs to put up peoples shit boxes

Shitbox is such a vulgar word......... use prison purse."

you been on the paint stripper Crumpster? You're on FIRE this morning

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here

"Pets at Home

Pets at home is an anagram for Stepmother. Did you know that ?"

That would be ”Pets tr Home”

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over a year ago

"My eyes.

Your eyes are like petals

Bi-cycle pedals.

They go round and round and round."

And your teeth are like stars....they come out at night

Fuzz

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Nope. I'm on work avoidance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think DFS may have a sale on.

I need a Dirty Filthy Slut ....... that's essential. "

I was thinking maybe a new sofa

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Pets at Home

Pets at home is an anagram for Stepmother. Did you know that ?

That would be ”Pets tr Home”

Haaaaaaaaaa hahahahahahahahaaaaaa

You tried.

I want someone to give this man a banana !

Up his leather cheerio ......

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I think DFS may have a sale on.

I need a Dirty Filthy Slut ....... that's essential.

I was thinking maybe a new sofa

On a scale of 1 - 10 how essential is this sofa ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Barnard Castle

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Oak furniture land

Will Barry be in ?

Two essential sideboards please.

I need to buy some table legs to put up peoples shit boxes

Shitbox is such a vulgar word......... use prison purse.

you been on the paint stripper Crumpster? You're on FIRE this morning

She’s flirting. She wants someone to take a drive down Cadbury alley I think

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"My eyes.

Your eyes are like petals

Bi-cycle pedals.

They go round and round and round.

And your teeth are like stars....they come out at night

Fuzz"

Awwwwwww another oldie but goody

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think DFS may have a sale on.

I need a Dirty Filthy Slut ....... that's essential.

I was thinking maybe a new sofa

On a scale of 1 - 10 how essential is this sofa ?

I'd say about a 4. I just want that feeling of a lighter wallet and vague dissapointment that I haven't felt since I first met my ex wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't say my vagina, don't say my vagina

MY BUMHOLE "

To be fair your bumhole is a very essential outlet *parp

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think DFS may have a sale on. "

I bloody hope they can deliver we have been waiting for our sofa for 5 months and its meant to arrive on Thursday. I know In the grand scheme of things its rather unimportant but I really do need somewhere comfy to park my bum.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Oak furniture land

Will Barry be in ?

Two essential sideboards please.

I need to buy some table legs to put up peoples shit boxes

Shitbox is such a vulgar word......... use prison purse.

you been on the paint stripper Crumpster? You're on FIRE this morning

She’s flirting. She wants someone to take a drive down Cadbury alley I think

It's my Hershey Highway and I want to die with a sphincter as tight as a knotted balloon.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Oak furniture land

Will Barry be in ?

Two essential sideboards please.

I need to buy some table legs to put up peoples shit boxes

Shitbox is such a vulgar word......... use prison purse.

you been on the paint stripper Crumpster? You're on FIRE this morning

She’s flirting. She wants someone to take a drive down Cadbury alley I think

It's my Hershey Highway and I want to die with a sphincter as tight as a knotted balloon."

Just a little finger for you then

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I think DFS may have a sale on.

I need a Dirty Filthy Slut ....... that's essential.

I was thinking maybe a new sofa

On a scale of 1 - 10 how essential is this sofa ?

I'd say about a 4. I just want that feeling of a lighter wallet and vague dissapointment that I haven't felt since I first met my ex wife

Yeah you could sit on it , rub your hands all over it, sniff it deeply and yet.......... sense that not all is right ...... but not know what it is..........

Then you go ..... Ahhhh it's me. It'll be okay .... then it starts to fray at the edges , the springs come through and you have to slash it with a carving knife and drop it in the canal.

Sorry if I gave myself away with the last line.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My eyes.

Your eyes are like petals

Bi-cycle pedals.

They go round and round and round."

They do when you peg me up the shitter Granny

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"My eyes.

Your eyes are like petals

Bi-cycle pedals.

They go round and round and round.

They do when you peg me up the shitter Granny

Shitter is such a vulgar word...... please use 'backdoor guestbed'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

B&q \X// -crossing fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think DFS may have a sale on.

Oh dear. Hope it does arrive for you. Still frustrating waiting though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My eyes.

Your eyes are like petals

Bi-cycle pedals.

They go round and round and round.

They do when you peg me up the shitter Granny

Shitter is such a vulgar word...... please use 'backdoor guestbed' "

OK.

When you shaft my backdoor guestbed my eyes stick out on stalks and swivel like Linda Blair's head on 'The Exorcist'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think DFS may have a sale on.

I need a Dirty Filthy Slut ....... that's essential.

I was thinking maybe a new sofa

On a scale of 1 - 10 how essential is this sofa ?

I'd say about a 4. I just want that feeling of a lighter wallet and vague dissapointment that I haven't felt since I first met my ex wife

Yeah you could sit on it , rub your hands all over it, sniff it deeply and yet.......... sense that not all is right ...... but not know what it is..........

Then you go ..... Ahhhh it's me. It'll be okay .... then it starts to fray at the edges , the springs come through and you have to slash it with a carving knife and drop it in the canal.

Sorry if I gave myself away with the last line. "

Out of the box thinking right there! You're hired

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sports Direct!

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

There’s a “gloryhole open” status popping up in my feed everyday.

Maybe that will be open on Thursday...???

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