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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've been thinking about wife swapping for a while now, but I'm not sure which route to take.

I'd love to swap wives with the guy down the road, but I'm worried he might want his one back after he's had mine for a few days!

Or I might even consider swapping mine for a new mountain bike, something I can ride whenever I want without complaining!

What would you swap yours for?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I haven't got a wife but if I did I'd swap her for one of those Dyson hair straightener gadgets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I quite like the idea of having a wife .. Sexy soapy baths, making and eating chocolate brownies, clean house, toilet seat down... Boobies to smush into

When can you send her round?? I can swap for a needy pussy.. I'll send his favourite bed and treats

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

My ex wife always moaned about washing up, so I got a dishwasher for her.

I thought it was a fair swap!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does Fuzz in a dress count as my wife? I'll swap him in all his lacey glory for a packet of after eights, a back rub and a food shop delivery slot

Any takers?

Peach x

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"I quite like the idea of having a wife .. Sexy soapy baths, making and eating chocolate brownies, clean house, toilet seat down... Boobies to smush into

When can you send her round?? I can swap for a needy pussy.. I'll send his favourite bed and treats"

Oh gawd! I'm a baaaad wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I quite like the idea of having a wife .. Sexy soapy baths, making and eating chocolate brownies, clean house, toilet seat down... Boobies to smush into

When can you send her round?? I can swap for a needy pussy.. I'll send his favourite bed and treats"

I have one of those.

I wouldn’t swap her for anything.

I’m happy for you to borrow her.

Be warned though... she runs on Prosecco and does about 8hrs to the gallon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I quite like the idea of having a wife .. Sexy soapy baths, making and eating chocolate brownies, clean house, toilet seat down... Boobies to smush into

When can you send her round?? I can swap for a needy pussy.. I'll send his favourite bed and treats

I have one of those.

I wouldn’t swap her for anything.

I’m happy for you to borrow her.

Be warned though... she runs on Prosecco and does about 8hrs to the gallon."

I have several bottles of bubbly around, so should be able keep her purring for a few hours!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I quite like the idea of having a wife .. Sexy soapy baths, making and eating chocolate brownies, clean house, toilet seat down... Boobies to smush into

When can you send her round?? I can swap for a needy pussy.. I'll send his favourite bed and treats

I have one of those.

I wouldn’t swap her for anything.

I’m happy for you to borrow her.

Be warned though... she runs on Prosecco and does about 8hrs to the gallon."

She sounds like my kinda gal.. Maybe you can both move in and you can check if our corks need popping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I quite like the idea of having a wife .. Sexy soapy baths, making and eating chocolate brownies, clean house, toilet seat down... Boobies to smush into

When can you send her round?? I can swap for a needy pussy.. I'll send his favourite bed and treats

I have one of those.

I wouldn’t swap her for anything.

I’m happy for you to borrow her.

Be warned though... she runs on Prosecco and does about 8hrs to the gallon.

She sounds like my kinda gal.. Maybe you can both move in and you can check if our corks need popping "

We’re gonna need a bigger bubble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I quite like the idea of having a wife .. Sexy soapy baths, making and eating chocolate brownies, clean house, toilet seat down... Boobies to smush into

When can you send her round?? I can swap for a needy pussy.. I'll send his favourite bed and treats

I have one of those.

I wouldn’t swap her for anything.

I’m happy for you to borrow her.

Be warned though... she runs on Prosecco and does about 8hrs to the gallon.

I have several bottles of bubbly around, so should be able keep her purring for a few hours!"

You are a randyhandyman

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I’d swap mine for some piece and quiet if anyone has any

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

If I swap mine for a nice turntable, amp and speakers will I have to give them back when the divorce is finalised in a couple of weeks?

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