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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Christmas next month.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Yay!

I won't be able to see Babs for festive drinks though.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I may be living in a stable or bus shelter by then.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"Yay!

I won't be able to see Babs for festive drinks though.

That made me sad!

I miss you all so much!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Christmas next month.

Too soon!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yay!

I won't be able to see Babs for festive drinks though.

I know.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I may be living in a stable or bus shelter by then."

Come live with me.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I may be living in a stable or bus shelter by then.

Come live with me."

Heaven17

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I may be living in a stable or bus shelter by then.

Come live with me.

Heaven17 "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know Jim, I was pondering this while eating my mince pie and watching the trick or treaters listening to fireworks.

I was also wearing my Halloween drss

I really did consider putting the tree up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christmas next month, hopefully Covid will mean I dont have to sit with my evil step mother for a day. Lol

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

7 Fridays

Our tree goes up in the last week of november

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for reminding me, OP.

I will order my Xmas tree with lights and decorations

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Yay!

I won't be able to see Babs for festive drinks though.

Oh I miss not see you and Babs

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

I bought a new Christmas tree last nighy

I won't put it up fpr a week or two though.... Maybe

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Christmas next month.

And about 10 mins til I punch ya in the chops if you carry on

Boy child's birthday today. I sent him a video.

Apparently I'm "such a dick"

Really kiddo? There's no way it's taken 20 years to work that out

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"7 Fridays

Our tree goes up in the last week of november

We love it too but this will be the first one in 22 years I don’t have to spend the whole day taxiing relatives to and from ours, playing daft games, explaining to the really old ones who we are and why they are here, half of them are dead now (not COVID just normal oldness) , the kids have all grown up and fucked off, bloody COVID is spoiling what fun is left, everyone looks like aliens in stupid masks....Love Christmas though

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

"Christmas next month, hopefully Covid will mean I dont have to sit with my evil step mother for a day. Lol

T'is the season to be jolly. Just get her d*unk and she may fall asleep.

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

I’ve promised to make an effort this year. The tree will be going in dining room to detract from the lack of dining table which is off to the tip tomorrow. No table = no big family Xmas dinner!! Too many parents & kids to keep everyone happy

J x

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Yay!

I won't be able to see Babs for festive drinks though.

That made me sad!

I miss you all so much!"

Miss you too you poetic goddess, it is sad isn't it?

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

We don't start thinking about Christmas until after our sons birthday, which actually falls on the day after lockdown ends, so we will be going out somewhere that day to celebrate.

Then we will look forward to Christmas.

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Saw the first Christmas decorated house last week

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Yay!

I won't be able to see Babs for festive drinks though.

Oh I miss not see you and Babs

Miss you too. We'll drink a lot of gin and put the world to rights soon.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Take those hats off !

Put them back in the box .....

We haven't even done the fireworks yet....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yippeeee.... Thinking of putting my tree up this week!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fireworks first though.

I’m gonna do a Big Bang this year

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Fireworks first though.

I’m gonna do a Big Bang this year

I’m ready for you!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Yippeeee.... Thinking of putting my tree up this week! "

Loose that thought..... make some gingerbread and treacle toffee...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yippeeee.... Thinking of putting my tree up this week! "

What is wrong with you?

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yippeeee.... Thinking of putting my tree up this week!

Loose that thought..... make some gingerbread and treacle toffee... "

Exactly! Or at least start the Christmas cake and/or pudding

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fireworks first though.

I’m gonna do a Big Bang this year

Dreading fireworks night, it is like Beirut where i live.... My cats shake with terror poor babies

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Christmas next month.

And about 10 mins til I punch ya in the chops if you carry on

Boy child's birthday today. I sent him a video.

Apparently I'm "such a dick"

Really kiddo? There's no way it's taken 20 years to work that out

Sounds like me and my son

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yippeeee.... Thinking of putting my tree up this week!

Loose that thought..... make some gingerbread and treacle toffee...

Exactly! Or at least start the Christmas cake and/or pudding

Fuzz"

i am the only person in the world who doesn't like xmas cake!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fireworks first though.

I’m gonna do a Big Bang this year

I’m ready for you! "

You better be, baby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Might be an idea to get your Christmases in before Thursday.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Christmas next month.

And about 10 mins til I punch ya in the chops if you carry on

Boy child's birthday today. I sent him a video.

Apparently I'm "such a dick"

Really kiddo? There's no way it's taken 20 years to work that out

Sounds like me and my son

Great ain't it

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Yippeeee.... Thinking of putting my tree up this week!

Loose that thought..... make some gingerbread and treacle toffee...

Exactly! Or at least start the Christmas cake and/or pudding

Fuzz

i am the only person in the world who doesn't like xmas cake! "

Nope - I don't like Christmas cake, Christmas pud or mince pies. I make alternative desserts (like alternative facts, but nicer)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fireworks first though.

I’m gonna do a Big Bang this year

Dreading fireworks night, it is like Beirut where i live.... My cats shake with terror poor babies

Poor animals, I do understand.

It should be illegal to firework any other night but November 5th.

One night isn’t so bad for them but when you get it most nights for a week or so it’s shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Christmas next month, hopefully Covid will mean I dont have to sit with my evil step mother for a day. Lol

Every cloud....

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Christmas next month.

And about 10 mins til I punch ya in the chops if you carry on

Boy child's birthday today. I sent him a video.

Apparently I'm "such a dick"

Really kiddo? There's no way it's taken 20 years to work that out

Sounds like me and my son

Great ain't it

"Mum can you be serious for just one minute"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yippeeee.... Thinking of putting my tree up this week!

Loose that thought..... make some gingerbread and treacle toffee...

Exactly! Or at least start the Christmas cake and/or pudding

Fuzz

i am the only person in the world who doesn't like xmas cake! "

Don't worry, you're not alone. Peach detests Christmas cake too

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Might be an idea to get your Christmases in before Thursday. "

It’s ok. I’ve thought of that and planted a tree in the garden yesterday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A miracle if I get any kind of sex in 2020 now ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yippeeee.... Thinking of putting my tree up this week!

Loose that thought..... make some gingerbread and treacle toffee...

Exactly! Or at least start the Christmas cake and/or pudding

Fuzz

i am the only person in the world who doesn't like xmas cake!

Nope - I don't like Christmas cake, Christmas pud or mince pies. I make alternative desserts (like alternative facts, but nicer)

^^fake news^^

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yippeeee.... Thinking of putting my tree up this week!

Loose that thought..... make some gingerbread and treacle toffee...

Exactly! Or at least start the Christmas cake and/or pudding

Fuzz

i am the only person in the world who doesn't like xmas cake!

Nope - I don't like Christmas cake, Christmas pud or mince pies. I make alternative desserts (like alternative facts, but nicer)

Oh tell me about these alternative desserts.. Are we taking sticky toffee pudding??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fireworks first though.

I’m gonna do a Big Bang this year

Dreading fireworks night, it is like Beirut where i live.... My cats shake with terror poor babies

Poor animals, I do understand.

It should be illegal to firework any other night but November 5th.

One night isn’t so bad for them but when you get it most nights for a week or so it’s shit

They have been going off for around a week so far... also Eid brings more fireworks at other times... I just wish they were silent, or at least didn't sound like explosives / bombs !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Might be an idea to get your Christmases in before Thursday.

It’s ok. I’ve thought of that and planted a tree in the garden yesterday.

Best get down b&q and buy some miracle grow before it closes for lockdown.

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Bah Humbug

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Might be an idea to get your Christmases in before Thursday.

It’s ok. I’ve thought of that and planted a tree in the garden yesterday.

Best get down b&q and buy some miracle grow before it closes for lockdown. "

Fuck it, grow yer pubes and whack some fairy lights in yer knickers. Times are hard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Might be an idea to get your Christmases in before Thursday.

It’s ok. I’ve thought of that and planted a tree in the garden yesterday.

Best get down b&q and buy some miracle grow before it closes for lockdown.

Fuck it, grow yer pubes and whack some fairy lights in yer knickers. Times are hard."

I had my pubes lasered.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Might be an idea to get your Christmases in before Thursday.

It’s ok. I’ve thought of that and planted a tree in the garden yesterday.

Best get down b&q and buy some miracle grow before it closes for lockdown.

Fuck it, grow yer pubes and whack some fairy lights in yer knickers. Times are hard.

I had my pubes lasered.

You can borrow mine.

I produce enough to run a wool factory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Might be an idea to get your Christmases in before Thursday. "

Looks like mine will be postponed until next spring.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Might be an idea to get your Christmases in before Thursday.

It’s ok. I’ve thought of that and planted a tree in the garden yesterday.

Best get down b&q and buy some miracle grow before it closes for lockdown.

Fuck it, grow yer pubes and whack some fairy lights in yer knickers. Times are hard.

I had my pubes lasered.

You can borrow mine.

I produce enough to run a wool factory "

No offence but

Over sharing

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Might be an idea to get your Christmases in before Thursday.

It’s ok. I’ve thought of that and planted a tree in the garden yesterday.

Best get down b&q and buy some miracle grow before it closes for lockdown.

Fuck it, grow yer pubes and whack some fairy lights in yer knickers. Times are hard.

I had my pubes lasered.

You can borrow mine.

I produce enough to run a wool factory

No offence but

Over sharing

That's just from my crack.

The front is the wire wool factory

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Christmas starts next week in our house.

No point waiting, not as if anyone can come round and tut for starting early.

Bring some joy into NO-vember

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Might be an idea to get your Christmases in before Thursday.

It’s ok. I’ve thought of that and planted a tree in the garden yesterday.

Best get down b&q and buy some miracle grow before it closes for lockdown.

Fuck it, grow yer pubes and whack some fairy lights in yer knickers. Times are hard.

I had my pubes lasered.

You can borrow mine.

I produce enough to run a wool factory

No offence but

Over sharing

That's just from my crack.

The front is the wire wool factory

you never change. (Please don’t).

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Might be an idea to get your Christmases in before Thursday.

It’s ok. I’ve thought of that and planted a tree in the garden yesterday.

Best get down b&q and buy some miracle grow before it closes for lockdown.

Fuck it, grow yer pubes and whack some fairy lights in yer knickers. Times are hard.

I had my pubes lasered.

You can borrow mine.

I produce enough to run a wool factory

No offence but

Over sharing

That's just from my crack.

The front is the wire wool factory

you never change. (Please don’t). "

I tried for years and failed, so now I've resigned myself to being me.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Yippeeee.... Thinking of putting my tree up this week!

Loose that thought..... make some gingerbread and treacle toffee...

Exactly! Or at least start the Christmas cake and/or pudding

Fuzz

i am the only person in the world who doesn't like xmas cake!

Nope - I don't like Christmas cake, Christmas pud or mince pies. I make alternative desserts (like alternative facts, but nicer)

Oh tell me about these alternative desserts.. Are we taking sticky toffee pudding?? "

Recent efforts (joint venture with my boy - he's head pastry chef):

Cheesecake (various)

Chocolate mousse

Trifle (resulted from an abortive attempt at a Yule log - it didn't roll so the cake became trifle bottoms)

I always make peppermint cremes and chocolate truffles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

HO Ho Ho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Might be an idea to get your Christmases in before Thursday.

It’s ok. I’ve thought of that and planted a tree in the garden yesterday.

Best get down b&q and buy some miracle grow before it closes for lockdown.

Fuck it, grow yer pubes and whack some fairy lights in yer knickers. Times are hard.

I had my pubes lasered.

You can borrow mine.

I produce enough to run a wool factory

No offence but

Over sharing

That's just from my crack.

The front is the wire wool factory

you never change. (Please don’t).

I tried for years and failed, so now I've resigned myself to being me.

Me too

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Might be an idea to get your Christmases in before Thursday.

It’s ok. I’ve thought of that and planted a tree in the garden yesterday.

Best get down b&q and buy some miracle grow before it closes for lockdown.

Fuck it, grow yer pubes and whack some fairy lights in yer knickers. Times are hard.

I had my pubes lasered.

You can borrow mine.

I produce enough to run a wool factory

No offence but

Over sharing

That's just from my crack.

The front is the wire wool factory

you never change. (Please don’t).

I tried for years and failed, so now I've resigned myself to being me.

Me too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You know Jim, I was pondering this while eating my mince pie and watching the trick or treaters listening to fireworks.

I was also wearing my Halloween drss

I really did consider putting the tree up

Put it up!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Saw the first Christmas decorated house last week

Yeah, baby.

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