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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Not something we probably usually make an effort to do but on a rare occasion someone else wants to fuck you and you don't want to fuck them. Then what would you do to get out of it? a

I usually try to have them thinking they weren't interested in me in the first place. So tell me your interesting and funny stories.

Last year some friends who were in a band played out of town. I thought I'd tag along. The turn out was hilariously small. About 15 people showed up and despite the fact that practically no one showed they actually still got paid and got comped a hotel for the night.

There was this one female who followed my male friend around all night. She kept flirting with him and coming onto him. I could tell he wasn't that into her and by the end of the night he convinced her he was gay. All was good till she caught him snogging someone in the bar and she went abloustly nuts and started to break stuff up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tell them that I'm into watermelons.

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

How about saying something along the lines of 'thanks, I'm flattered,but I'm not interested in you in that way'

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters


"How about saying something along the lines of 'thanks, I'm flattered,but I'm not interested in you in that way'

"

Do you go this

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

I'd just say "no thank you"

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

Your partner knew there was a reason he wasn't feeling it... no thank you should do it. No means no regardless who says it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just buy her a drink and still talk to her no need to be rude and no need to lie, just say sorry luv but your just not my type..you never know the more you talk somethin might click and you might find something about her that makes you change your mind

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I tell them that I'm into watermelons."

I do like a watermelon myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just say sorry I don't fancy you.

No need to beat about the bush.

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

I find that telling them about the secret cellar I have been digging out under my house puts most people off.

If that doesn’t work then I show them photos of my battery collection.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I never tell anyone I am not interested in them. That supposes that they are interested in you and who wants to assume that.

I generally look into their eyeballs whilst im smiling, tell them my plans for the rest of the night , say it was great to meet them and off I go to carry on with my night. ....... snot hard, snot rude.

P.S. if they then ask outright - I am more direct but still kind.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I find that telling them about the secret cellar I have been digging out under my house puts most people off.

If that doesn’t work then I show them photos of my battery collection. "

Do you have any pp9s ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just pick my nose and fart.

If that doesn’t work then I’ll change my mind.

She’s a keeper!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"I just say sorry I don't fancy you.

No need to beat about the bush."

I think if you're beating about her bush she might assume you're interested

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"I find that telling them about the secret cellar I have been digging out under my house puts most people off.

If that doesn’t work then I show them photos of my battery collection.

Do you have any pp9s ?"

Yes several, in a glass cabinet on account of the mercury content

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just say sorry I don't fancy you.

No need to beat about the bush.

I think if you're beating about her bush she might assume you're interested"

I'd have to shave it off first

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I find that telling them about the secret cellar I have been digging out under my house puts most people off.

If that doesn’t work then I show them photos of my battery collection. "

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Happens all the time, just be polite and enjoy the social

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How about saying something along the lines of 'thanks, I'm flattered,but I'm not interested in you in that way'

"

Best way

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just buy her a drink and still talk to her no need to be rude and no need to lie, just say sorry luv but your just not my type..you never know the more you talk somethin might click and you might find something about her that makes you change your mind "

This is true.

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