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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I know I do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think most of us do Rachael

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think most of us do Rachael

I’m running on empty.

Haven’t cum since March.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think most of us do Rachael

I’m running on empty.

Haven’t cum since March.

Blimey! That’s a long time!

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

Is that lack of opportunity or surgery ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do, the only question is does anyone else with me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy to help, we've kept ourselves well lubed and serviced

Peach x

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Maybe a castration?

Or some wonder drug to turn my sex drive off for a month

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think most of us do Rachael

I’m running on empty.

Haven’t cum since March.

Snap

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

With the right person/people then yes, but we're fussy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No thanks I will just wank

Save on the rejection messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes i do indeed FAF!!

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Yes please and A big indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes i do indeed FAF!! "

Only the one? We need to get a lot in before Thursday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes i do indeed FAF!!

Only the one? We need to get a lot in before Thursday

What's happening on Thursday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes i do indeed FAF!!

Only the one? We need to get a lot in before Thursday

What's happening on Thursday

I need to be locked in the cave again....apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes i do indeed FAF!!

Only the one? We need to get a lot in before Thursday

What's happening on Thursday

I need to be locked in the cave again....apparently

Oh i see haha.. Reckon i could fit a quarter of the site in before then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think most of us do Rachael

I’m running on empty.

Haven’t cum since March.

Blimey! That’s a long time!"

I can’t work out how to now either

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"Yes i do indeed FAF!!

Only the one? We need to get a lot in before Thursday

What's happening on Thursday

I need to be locked in the cave again....apparently

Oh i see haha.. Reckon i could fit a quarter of the site in before then

Just say yes to every one of those cut and paste messages......You leave the door open I come in, find you naked on the bed waiting......lie there long enough and you can fit a fair few in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think most of us do Rachael

I’m running on empty.

Haven’t cum since March.

Blimey! That’s a long time!

I can’t work out how to now either

Oh no

. I assume you’ve tried. I guess it’s a matter of keep trying. Must be difficult. Do you get any pleasurable sensation? x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think most of us do Rachael

I’m running on empty.

Haven’t cum since March.

Blimey! That’s a long time!

I can’t work out how to now either

Oh no

. I assume you’ve tried. I guess it’s a matter of keep trying. Must be difficult. Do you get any pleasurable sensation? x "

I’ve had a couple of tries. Nothing feels much fun tbh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think most of us do Rachael

I’m running on empty.

Haven’t cum since March.

Blimey! That’s a long time!

I can’t work out how to now either

Oh no

. I assume you’ve tried. I guess it’s a matter of keep trying. Must be difficult. Do you get any pleasurable sensation? x

I’ve had a couple of tries. Nothing feels much fun tbh.

How about a wand or suchlike? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes i do indeed FAF!!

Only the one? We need to get a lot in before Thursday

What's happening on Thursday

I need to be locked in the cave again....apparently

Oh i see haha.. Reckon i could fit a quarter of the site in before then

Thats about one every seven seconds...

Midnight should happen slowly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think most of us do Rachael

I’m running on empty.

Haven’t cum since March.

Blimey! That’s a long time!

I can’t work out how to now either

Oh no

. I assume you’ve tried. I guess it’s a matter of keep trying. Must be difficult. Do you get any pleasurable sensation? x

I’ve had a couple of tries. Nothing feels much fun tbh.

How about a wand or suchlike? x "

Nope. Doesn’t work. I’m probs not in the mood enough. I need someone to turn me on. I fancy a proper f*ck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think most of us do Rachael

I’m running on empty.

Haven’t cum since March.

Blimey! That’s a long time!

I can’t work out how to now either

Oh no

. I assume you’ve tried. I guess it’s a matter of keep trying. Must be difficult. Do you get any pleasurable sensation? x

I’ve had a couple of tries. Nothing feels much fun tbh.

How about a wand or suchlike? x

Nope. Doesn’t work. I’m probs not in the mood enough. I need someone to turn me on. I fancy a proper f*ck"

Yeah know what you mean to be fair. I’m totally bored with myself! Need someone else!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not going to lie, at this point I’d take being blindfolded and bent over just to get fucked.

I don’t need to see who. Just wear a condom and fuck me senseless please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think most of us do Rachael

I’m running on empty.

Haven’t cum since March.

Blimey! That’s a long time!

I can’t work out how to now either

Oh no

. I assume you’ve tried. I guess it’s a matter of keep trying. Must be difficult. Do you get any pleasurable sensation? x

I’ve had a couple of tries. Nothing feels much fun tbh.

How about a wand or suchlike? x

Nope. Doesn’t work. I’m probs not in the mood enough. I need someone to turn me on. I fancy a proper f*ck

Yeah know what you mean to be fair. I’m totally bored with myself! Need someone else! "

If I could manage it on my own I wouldn’t want to come out for a month

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not going to lie, at this point I’d take being blindfolded and bent over just to get fucked.

I don’t need to see who. Just wear a condom and fuck me senseless please

There seems to be a queue forming on the M8

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By *rmstrong50Man
over a year ago

Oxford

What does faf mean?

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"What does faf mean?"

Fancy A Fuck and no thats not a question!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What does faf mean?"

It is abbreviation of fancy a fuck.

To answer the question, no I don't. My mojo is taking a holiday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not going to lie, at this point I’d take being blindfolded and bent over just to get fucked.

I don’t need to see who. Just wear a condom and fuck me senseless please

Isn't that how everybody does it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What does faf mean?

Fancy A Fuck and no thats not a question!"

Yes it is

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By *issMeSlowlyMan
over a year ago

Northampton

I do...

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Not going to lie, at this point I’d take being blindfolded and bent over just to get fucked.

I don’t need to see who. Just wear a condom and fuck me senseless please

Isn't that how everybody does it

Not me, I slip my night vision goggles on and then will gently pull your nightie down when I'm done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not going to lie, at this point I’d take being blindfolded and bent over just to get fucked.

I don’t need to see who. Just wear a condom and fuck me senseless please

My strap on doesn't need a condom

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"What does faf mean?

Fancy A Fuck and no thats not a question!

Yes it is

Well yeah it is but my statement wasn't a question in this case

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Not going to lie, at this point I’d take being blindfolded and bent over just to get fucked.

I don’t need to see who. Just wear a condom and fuck me senseless please

My strap on doesn't need a condom

Ohhhhhhh tell me more

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By *issMeSlowlyMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Not going to lie, at this point I’d take being blindfolded and bent over just to get fucked.

I don’t need to see who. Just wear a condom and fuck me senseless please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not going to lie, at this point I’d take being blindfolded and bent over just to get fucked.

I don’t need to see who. Just wear a condom and fuck me senseless please

Isn't that how everybody does it

Not me, I slip my night vision goggles on and then will gently pull your nightie down when I'm done

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary

"I think most of us do Rachael

I’m running on empty.

Haven’t cum since March.

Jesus....

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over a year ago

"Not going to lie, at this point I’d take being blindfolded and bent over just to get fucked.

I don’t need to see who. Just wear a condom and fuck me senseless please

My strap on doesn't need a condom

Now that’s a tempting thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not going to lie, at this point I’d take being blindfolded and bent over just to get fucked.

I don’t need to see who. Just wear a condom and fuck me senseless please

Isn't that how everybody does it

Not me, I slip my night vision goggles on and then will gently pull your nightie down when I'm done

Why hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not going to lie, at this point I’d take being blindfolded and bent over just to get fucked.

I don’t need to see who. Just wear a condom and fuck me senseless please

My strap on doesn't need a condom

Now that’s a tempting thought

xx"

I'm sure I can find somewhere to fit in here too

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

The good thing about raging pandemic anxiety is that it kills my libido stone dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not going to lie, at this point I’d take being blindfolded and bent over just to get fucked.

I don’t need to see who. Just wear a condom and fuck me senseless please

Isn't that how everybody does it

Not me, I slip my night vision goggles on and then will gently pull your nightie down when I'm done

Wait!!! That wasn't me... I wear jammies

I said no 33 with the red door

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not going to lie, at this point I’d take being blindfolded and bent over just to get fucked.

I don’t need to see who. Just wear a condom and fuck me senseless please

Isn't that how everybody does it

Not me, I slip my night vision goggles on and then will gently pull your nightie down when I'm done

Wait!!! That wasn't me... I wear jammies

I said no 33 with the red door

This is what happens when you’re talking to someone who’s colour blind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I know I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not going to lie, at this point I’d take being blindfolded and bent over just to get fucked.

I don’t need to see who. Just wear a condom and fuck me senseless please

Isn't that how everybody does it

Not me, I slip my night vision goggles on and then will gently pull your nightie down when I'm done

Wait!!! That wasn't me... I wear jammies

I said no 33 with the red door

This is what happens when you’re talking to someone who’s colour blind.

And dyscalculic

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not going to lie, at this point I’d take being blindfolded and bent over just to get fucked.

I don’t need to see who. Just wear a condom and fuck me senseless please

Isn't that how everybody does it

Not me, I slip my night vision goggles on and then will gently pull your nightie down when I'm done

Wait!!! That wasn't me... I wear jammies

I said no 33 with the red door

This is what happens when you’re talking to someone who’s colour blind.

Be just my luck

The nun next door would be shrieking and I'd be thinking i knew she'd bottle it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not going to lie, at this point I’d take being blindfolded and bent over just to get fucked.

I don’t need to see who. Just wear a condom and fuck me senseless please

Isn't that how everybody does it

Not me, I slip my night vision goggles on and then will gently pull your nightie down when I'm done

Wait!!! That wasn't me... I wear jammies

I said no 33 with the red door

This is what happens when you’re talking to someone who’s colour blind.

And dyscalculic

Fuzz"

Don’t stray too far from the toilet in that case

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Absolutely. A wild sex session with a sexy another sexy lady would be heaven right now. Ohhhhh how I do miss it.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In keeping with Boris' new rules does a sex support group count?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In keeping with Boris' new rules does a sex support group count?"

God I hope so.

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

During lockdown I got myself into the best shape of my life with nobody to appreciate it. Somebody pass me the cakes. Now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would settle for a passionate snog right now

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