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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Will never get used to "you do the math"... Urghhh....

MATHS

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Motherf*****

What's wrong with traffic warden.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought this was going to be Idlewild related

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thought this was going to be Idlewild related "

That's JFK to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thought this was going to be Idlewild related

That's JFK to you "

I see what you did there

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Zucchini....

I mean wtf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Capsicums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Capsicums "

Thats Aussie

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Will never get used to "you do the math"... Urghhh....

MATHS"

I mean they're not wrong. I say maths too but it comes from the Greek manthano (aorist stem math-)

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Aluminium

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Capsicums

Thats Aussie"

Oi oi oi

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Zucchini....

I mean wtf "

Brits get so offended by that it's hilarious. I've been shouted at in Tesco for my shopping list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Capsicums

Thats Aussie"

Thought it was US also, my bad. Used to joke with colleagues in kitchen about it, and the whole egg plant - aubergine thing too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Zucchini....

I mean wtf "

Zucchini is Italian (plural for zucchino).

Courgette is French.

Neither are English.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aluminium "

Again, they aren't wrong - aluminum was the original spelling, the ium was added afterwards - neologism!!!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Capsicums

Thats Aussie

Thought it was US also, my bad. Used to joke with colleagues in kitchen about it, and the whole egg plant - aubergine thing too. "

They say bell pepper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Capsicums

Thats Aussie

Thought it was US also, my bad. Used to joke with colleagues in kitchen about it, and the whole egg plant - aubergine thing too.

They say bell pepper"

Can confirm (American - don’t judge me for it. I personally hate the accent but think we have some kickass words)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Capsicums

Thats Aussie

Thought it was US also, my bad. Used to joke with colleagues in kitchen about it, and the whole egg plant - aubergine thing too. "

Eggplant was an English coined term. Also known as Vegetable Egg.

Aubergine is Arabic derived.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aluminium

Again, they aren't wrong - aluminum was the original spelling, the ium was added afterwards - neologism!!!"

And Soccer was a word originating in the UK - went to America - word got stuck while brits started calling it football

Btw soccer is short slang for “association” football

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Aluminium

Again, they aren't wrong - aluminum was the original spelling, the ium was added afterwards - neologism!!!"

Try telling Sir Humphrey Davey that beings as he discovered it and spelt it correctly

Al u minium

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Capsicums

Thats Aussie

Thought it was US also, my bad. Used to joke with colleagues in kitchen about it, and the whole egg plant - aubergine thing too.

They say bell pepper"

I'm probably wrong, but is it capsicum when uncooked and pepper when cooked? Or were kitchen staff having a laugh with me

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Aluminium

Again, they aren't wrong - aluminum was the original spelling, the ium was added afterwards - neologism!!!"

Wrong.

The first spelling was alumium by Sir Humphry Davy. He was an English chemist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gotten. I hate it... rubs me up the wrong way.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Capsicums

Thats Aussie

Thought it was US also, my bad. Used to joke with colleagues in kitchen about it, and the whole egg plant - aubergine thing too.

They say bell pepper

I'm probably wrong, but is it capsicum when uncooked and pepper when cooked? Or were kitchen staff having a laugh with me "

I don't know tbh. I know I call it capsicum but have to correct myself to be understood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aluminium

Again, they aren't wrong - aluminum was the original spelling, the ium was added afterwards - neologism!!!

Wrong.

The first spelling was alumium by Sir Humphry Davy. He was an English chemist."

And he was Cornish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gas station....

It's a fecking GARAGE!!!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Aluminium

Again, they aren't wrong - aluminum was the original spelling, the ium was added afterwards - neologism!!!

Wrong.

The first spelling was alumium by Sir Humphry Davy. He was an English chemist.

And he was Cornish. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and stop putting bloody Z in place of S on my fecking Autocorrect!!!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Capsicums

Thats Aussie

Thought it was US also, my bad. Used to joke with colleagues in kitchen about it, and the whole egg plant - aubergine thing too.

They say bell pepper

I'm probably wrong, but is it capsicum when uncooked and pepper when cooked? Or were kitchen staff having a laugh with me "

Capsicum is the genus and generic name for all types of 'pepper'.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Gas station....

It's a fecking GARAGE!!!"

Petrol station

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Gas station....

It's a fecking GARAGE!!!"

Isn't a garage where cars are mended, not just filled up ?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Cilantro

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Tomato

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Tomato "

"Tomato, tomato, potato, potato, let's call the whole thing off"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aluminium

Again, they aren't wrong - aluminum was the original spelling, the ium was added afterwards - neologism!!!

And Soccer was a word originating in the UK - went to America - word got stuck while brits started calling it football

Btw soccer is short slang for “association” football "

The term football generally refers to the dominant 'football' style game played in the country where it is used.

Soccer is used to denote a particular type of football game when there is more than one 'football' style game played in the country.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gas station....

It's a fecking GARAGE!!!

Petrol station "

I say garage

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Gas station....

It's a fecking GARAGE!!!

Petrol station

I say garage "

Petrol station is Australian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gas station....

It's a fecking GARAGE!!!

Petrol station

I say garage

Petrol station is Australian "

I think most say it here too. Not sure why I say garage. Maybe it’s a northern thing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gas station....

It's a fecking GARAGE!!!

Petrol station

I say garage

Petrol station is Australian "

xx

"just going to the garage to fill up".... Everyone knows what that means!!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Gas station....

It's a fecking GARAGE!!!

Petrol station

I say garage

Petrol station is Australian

I think most say it here too. Not sure why I say garage. Maybe it’s a northern thing? "

I say what I say and get corrected often. I can cope

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Biscuits and gravy.

No. Just no.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Chips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gas station....

It's a fecking GARAGE!!!

Petrol station

I say garage

Petrol station is Australian

I think most say it here too. Not sure why I say garage. Maybe it’s a northern thing?

I say what I say and get corrected often. I can cope "

Same. Especially a northerner living down south!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Biscuits and gravy.

No. Just no."

Absolutely!!! Lol. Vile and looks like shiiiiiiiii......t!!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Biscuits and gravy.

No. Just no.

Absolutely!!! Lol. Vile and looks like shiiiiiiiii......t!! "

I have no views on the actual food but to me it's like chocolate chips and beef dripping. I have views on that mental image thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chips "

Chips possiby old english origin.

Fries shortened form of 'French fried potatoes' (originally a French style of cooking potato) which was shortened to 'French frieds' which was shortened to fries. Fry is French in origin from Latin.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

In Australia chips are both chips and crisps.

Mayhem chaos disaster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This morning I had a faucet wash, took the elevator down to the sidewalk, put my bags in the trunk of my auto, checked under the hood and drove off down the highway to get some gas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This morning I had a faucet wash, took the elevator down to the sidewalk, put my bags in the trunk of my auto, checked under the hood and drove off down the highway to get some gas. "

Urghhh

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

The footpaths near me need attention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personally detest how the "human sheep" over here have started to use the "American language" (and spelling). In fact, the human sheep have no ability to resist anything American. Just look at that awful, crass import "trick or treating". You have a generation of thickos over here (mainly women I have to say) who actually think it's a British tradition! I`ve even noticed the brain dead copycat morons over here now starting to use "bunch" a lot e.g. "I gotta bunch of problems going on in my life right now". Grapes and bananas come in bunches you brainless cretins. If you like America so much, then f off over there and feel at home amongst a population that is psychotic en masse.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Capsicums

Thats Aussie

Thought it was US also, my bad. Used to joke with colleagues in kitchen about it, and the whole egg plant - aubergine thing too.

They say bell pepper

Can confirm (American - don’t judge me for it. I personally hate the accent but think we have some kickass words)"

"Kickass.." your at it again.( You could also have had swell or sick).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Personally detest how the "human sheep" over here have started to use the "American language" (and spelling). In fact, the human sheep have no ability to resist anything American. Just look at that awful, crass import "trick or treating". You have a generation of thickos over here (mainly women I have to say) who actually think it's a British tradition! I`ve even noticed the brain dead copycat morons over here now starting to use "bunch" a lot e.g. "I gotta bunch of problems going on in my life right now". Grapes and bananas come in bunches you brainless cretins. If you like America so much, then f off over there and feel at home amongst a population that is psychotic en masse.

"

The concept of 'trick or treating' originated in Britain and Ireland. Known as guising or mumming. The term 'trick or treat' is American in origin and became popular in Britain in the 1980s (the film 'E.T.' has been credited with its popularisation).

Unlike languages such as German or French no one has a monopoly on English which us why it's such a fascinating, fluid and malleable language.

And many 'English' words have their origins in many other languages (French, German, Latin, Hindi, Urdu, Arabic et al).

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Capsicums

Thats Aussie

Thought it was US also, my bad. Used to joke with colleagues in kitchen about it, and the whole egg plant - aubergine thing too.

They say bell pepper

Can confirm (American - don’t judge me for it. I personally hate the accent but think we have some kickass words)

"Kickass.." your at it again.( You could also have had swell or sick).

"

Americans can use American words, surely?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Capsicums

Thats Aussie

Thought it was US also, my bad. Used to joke with colleagues in kitchen about it, and the whole egg plant - aubergine thing too.

They say bell pepper

Can confirm (American - don’t judge me for it. I personally hate the accent but think we have some kickass words)

"Kickass.." your at it again.( You could also have had swell or sick).

Americans can use American words, surely?"

.

yes goddamit...and don't call me Shirley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Personally detest how the "human sheep" over here have started to use the "American language" (and spelling). In fact, the human sheep have no ability to resist anything American. Just look at that awful, crass import "trick or treating". You have a generation of thickos over here (mainly women I have to say) who actually think it's a British tradition! I`ve even noticed the brain dead copycat morons over here now starting to use "bunch" a lot e.g. "I gotta bunch of problems going on in my life right now". Grapes and bananas come in bunches you brainless cretins. If you like America so much, then f off over there and feel at home amongst a population that is psychotic en masse.

"

'bunch' meaning 'a group of the same things' is possibly mid-15th century. From a Flemish word.

'bunch' meaning a 'a lot' or 'a group of' is 1620s in origin and is a looser meaning.

'bunch' can also mean 'a protuberance' (14th century) possibly from Old French.

So you can have a 'bunch of grapes' or a 'bunch of problems'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Personally detest how the "human sheep" over here have started to use the "American language" (and spelling). In fact, the human sheep have no ability to resist anything American. Just look at that awful, crass import "trick or treating". You have a generation of thickos over here (mainly women I have to say) who actually think it's a British tradition! I`ve even noticed the brain dead copycat morons over here now starting to use "bunch" a lot e.g. "I gotta bunch of problems going on in my life right now". Grapes and bananas come in bunches you brainless cretins. If you like America so much, then f off over there and feel at home amongst a population that is psychotic en masse.

The concept of 'trick or treating' originated in Britain and Ireland. Known as guising or mumming. The term 'trick or treat' is American in origin and became popular in Britain in the 1980s (the film 'E.T.' has been credited with its popularisation).

Unlike languages such as German or French no one has a monopoly on English which us why it's such a fascinating, fluid and malleable language.

And many 'English' words have their origins in many other languages (French, German, Latin, Hindi, Urdu, Arabic et al)."

Thanks for your "wicki" enlightenment old pal. Personally, I go way back with the ancient Celtic festival of Samhain - that's the true British festival on 31st October - thousands of years old - but let's not let the facts get in the way of "wicki" eh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This morning I had a faucet wash, took the elevator down to the sidewalk, put my bags in the trunk of my auto, checked under the hood and drove off down the highway to get some gas. "
.

Is your location "Bear paw,named after 'Bear paw',also 'Bears paw' mountains.. Montana...

Of native American Origin,as legend speaks of a hunter who caught a deer,but was then pinned down by a bear.The hunter called to his spirit guide who killed the bear by severing it's paw..The local mountain nearby,looks like like a reclining Bear....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Personally detest how the "human sheep" over here have started to use the "American language" (and spelling). In fact, the human sheep have no ability to resist anything American. Just look at that awful, crass import "trick or treating". You have a generation of thickos over here (mainly women I have to say) who actually think it's a British tradition! I`ve even noticed the brain dead copycat morons over here now starting to use "bunch" a lot e.g. "I gotta bunch of problems going on in my life right now". Grapes and bananas come in bunches you brainless cretins. If you like America so much, then f off over there and feel at home amongst a population that is psychotic en masse.

'bunch' meaning 'a group of the same things' is possibly mid-15th century. From a Flemish word.

'bunch' meaning a 'a lot' or 'a group of' is 1620s in origin and is a looser meaning.

'bunch' can also mean 'a protuberance' (14th century) possibly from Old French.

So you can have a 'bunch of grapes' or a 'bunch of problems'."

Lol - we could debate linguistics all day and never reach the true origins of any word! Fcat is the yanks use "bunch of" all the time because it sounds oh so cool. So the morons over here are now using it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Personally detest how the "human sheep" over here have started to use the "American language" (and spelling). In fact, the human sheep have no ability to resist anything American. Just look at that awful, crass import "trick or treating". You have a generation of thickos over here (mainly women I have to say) who actually think it's a British tradition! I`ve even noticed the brain dead copycat morons over here now starting to use "bunch" a lot e.g. "I gotta bunch of problems going on in my life right now". Grapes and bananas come in bunches you brainless cretins. If you like America so much, then f off over there and feel at home amongst a population that is psychotic en masse.

The concept of 'trick or treating' originated in Britain and Ireland. Known as guising or mumming. The term 'trick or treat' is American in origin and became popular in Britain in the 1980s (the film 'E.T.' has been credited with its popularisation).

Unlike languages such as German or French no one has a monopoly on English which us why it's such a fascinating, fluid and malleable language.

And many 'English' words have their origins in many other languages (French, German, Latin, Hindi, Urdu, Arabic et al).

Thanks for your "wicki" enlightenment old pal. Personally, I go way back with the ancient Celtic festival of Samhain - that's the true British festival on 31st October - thousands of years old - but let's not let the facts get in the way of "wicki" eh "

Samhain is not British. Gaelic as in Scotland and Ireland

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"

Lol - we could debate linguistics all day and never reach the true origins of any word! Fcat is the yanks use "bunch of" all the time because it sounds oh so cool. So the morons over here are now using it."

Americans use their dialect because it's their dialect

I use my dialect because it's my dialect, too. I'm very sorry*

* Not sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I still love the time John Lennon in his hotel room in New York telephoned room service for "20 fags". ...

The receptionist exclaiming "20...are you sure you want 20"..

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Gas station....

It's a fecking GARAGE!!!

Petrol station

I say garage

Petrol station is Australian

xx

"just going to the garage to fill up".... Everyone knows what that means!! "

So she's off to have a bareback gangbang with a load of mechanics?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Lol - we could debate linguistics all day and never reach the true origins of any word! Fcat is the yanks use "bunch of" all the time because it sounds oh so cool. So the morons over here are now using it."

Old English - Middle English - Modern English (part of the Indo-European language family).

Then there's American English, British English, Australian English.

Plus you've got Northern English, East Anglian English, East/West Midlands English, West Country English and Southern English (with regional dialects). And probably Welsh English, Scottish English and Irish English.

Which English are you referring to?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"

Lol - we could debate linguistics all day and never reach the true origins of any word! Fcat is the yanks use "bunch of" all the time because it sounds oh so cool. So the morons over here are now using it.

Old English - Middle English - Modern English (part of the Indo-European language family).

Then there's American English, British English, Australian English.

Plus you've got Northern English, East Anglian English, East/West Midlands English, West Country English and Southern English (with regional dialects). And probably Welsh English, Scottish English and Irish English.

Which English are you referring to? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Silencer ( on a car gun, motor bike)...

.USA .. Muffler (I won't go there)

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Silencer ( on a car gun, motor bike)...

.USA .. Muffler (I won't go there) "

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By *siancouplehantsCouple
over a year ago

K-PAX

Jelly is actually Jam

Elevator is a lift

Trashcan is a bin

Sidewalk is a pavement

Oatmeal is porridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

True story.

My cousin from America first came to visit the UK when she was 14/15 years old. I had teased my mates she was this gorgeous blonde surfer style chick.....and she was.

The first time she came to hang our with me and a few mates...she came downstairs to a party of young horny lads her age waiting for her and said.

'SORRY BOYS TO KEEP YOU, MY FANNY WOULDN'T FIT IN THESE PANTS'.

We were all open mouthed!!! Until a parent translated the American.....and she was red with embarrassement for about an hour afterwards.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

"Gotton"......

Just no

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"True story.

My cousin from America first came to visit the UK when she was 14/15 years old. I had teased my mates she was this gorgeous blonde surfer style chick.....and she was.

The first time she came to hang our with me and a few mates...she came downstairs to a party of young horny lads her age waiting for her and said.

'SORRY BOYS TO KEEP YOU, MY FANNY WOULDN'T FIT IN THESE PANTS'.

We were all open mouthed!!! Until a parent translated the American.....and she was red with embarrassement for about an hour afterwards. "

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton


"Capsicums

Thats Aussie

Thought it was US also, my bad. Used to joke with colleagues in kitchen about it, and the whole egg plant - aubergine thing too. "

"My bad"....really?...REALLY?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Garbage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Samhain is not British. Gaelic as in Scotland and Ireland "

... and there is where you lose all credibility. It's a Celtic festival - and the whole of these islands was once Celtic. You're confusing your Gaelic with the remaining "Celtic fringe" - honestly you are.

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

A lot of American English is an older version of English, Sidewalk I think is an example, more in line with Tudor English. Bill Bryson wrote something on this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boot - we wear on our feet.

Lorry - Truck

Bum - a vagrant.

Biscuit - cookies

Chrisps - Chips

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"A lot of American English is an older version of English, Sidewalk I think is an example, more in line with Tudor English. Bill Bryson wrote something on this"

Yes. Attorney reflects the British language at the split of American and British legal systems. The Australian split occurred after the shift to solicitor/barrister, so the language is the same in both dialects.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Samhain is not British. Gaelic as in Scotland and Ireland

... and there is where you lose all credibility. It's a Celtic festival - and the whole of these islands was once Celtic. You're confusing your Gaelic with the remaining "Celtic fringe" - honestly you are. "

Tbh I think you lose credibility by attacking a dialect as inferior or an affectation for popularity, rather than recognising that difference exists.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

rubbers are for throwing at the teacher not for covering ones cock. !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Lol - we could debate linguistics all day and never reach the true origins of any word! Fcat is the yanks use "bunch of" all the time because it sounds oh so cool. So the morons over here are now using it."

The word 'moron' was coined by an American (from the Greek 'moros'). In British English you should really say 'idiot' or 'fool'.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"

Lol - we could debate linguistics all day and never reach the true origins of any word! Fcat is the yanks use "bunch of" all the time because it sounds oh so cool. So the morons over here are now using it.

The word 'moron' was coined by an American (from the Greek 'moros'). In British English you should really say 'idiot' or 'fool'."

Idiot is also Greek. But it is more British.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Lol - we could debate linguistics all day and never reach the true origins of any word! Fcat is the yanks use "bunch of" all the time because it sounds oh so cool. So the morons over here are now using it.

The word 'moron' was coined by an American (from the Greek 'moros'). In British English you should really say 'idiot' or 'fool'.

Idiot is also Greek. But it is more British."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Z ( zed) v

Z ( zee).

Full stop.... period..

But..( and if you're American it's a big butt)...

I like the American use of Jane Doe or John Doe on a found unknown body..gives a touch of dignity..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This morning I had a faucet wash, took the elevator down to the sidewalk, put my bags in the trunk of my auto, checked under the hood and drove off down the highway to get some gas. .

Is your location "Bear paw,named after 'Bear paw',also 'Bears paw' mountains.. Montana...

Of native American Origin,as legend speaks of a hunter who caught a deer,but was then pinned down by a bear.The hunter called to his spirit guide who killed the bear by severing it's paw..The local mountain nearby,looks like like a reclining Bear...."

Colorado, by the Bear Paw trail about 30k from Vail.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Boot - we wear on our feet.

Lorry - Truck

Bum - a vagrant.

Biscuit - cookies

Chrisps - Chips"

Yeah, in the US never try to ponce a fag from a bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Samhain is not British. Gaelic as in Scotland and Ireland

... and there is where you lose all credibility. It's a Celtic festival - and the whole of these islands was once Celtic. You're confusing your Gaelic with the remaining "Celtic fringe" - honestly you are. "

Samhain - Mumming/guising - trick or treating

The custom is still not an American invention (the phrase is). And like the English language the custom has evolved and mutated over time.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Samhain is not British. Gaelic as in Scotland and Ireland

... and there is where you lose all credibility. It's a Celtic festival - and the whole of these islands was once Celtic. You're confusing your Gaelic with the remaining "Celtic fringe" - honestly you are.

Samhain - Mumming/guising - trick or treating

The custom is still not an American invention (the phrase is). And like the English language the custom has evolved and mutated over time."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do they say horse back riding.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Samhain is not British. Gaelic as in Scotland and Ireland

... and there is where you lose all credibility. It's a Celtic festival - and the whole of these islands was once Celtic. You're confusing your Gaelic with the remaining "Celtic fringe" - honestly you are.

Samhain - Mumming/guising - trick or treating

The custom is still not an American invention (the phrase is). And like the English language the custom has evolved and mutated over time."

And then it traveled to America where we do everything with enthusiasm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Capsicums

Thats Aussie

Thought it was US also, my bad. Used to joke with colleagues in kitchen about it, and the whole egg plant - aubergine thing too.

They say bell pepper

Can confirm (American - don’t judge me for it. I personally hate the accent but think we have some kickass words)

"Kickass.." your at it again.( You could also have had swell or sick).

Americans can use American words, surely?"

Ha. I did that on purpose. Usually I can’t remember which words are American or British anymore I’ve been here so long.

Oh...and never ever has it been regularly called a capsicum in America. I’ve only seen it used on Australian recipes.

I’ll say Garage instead of gas station but I’ll say it more akin to French than the Brit take on it. And while we are on the subject - you say fillet like twats. France is less than a puddle away from you- why oh why do you butcher the borrowed words!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Capsicums

Thats Aussie

Thought it was US also, my bad. Used to joke with colleagues in kitchen about it, and the whole egg plant - aubergine thing too.

They say bell pepper

Can confirm (American - don’t judge me for it. I personally hate the accent but think we have some kickass words)

"Kickass.." your at it again.( You could also have had swell or sick).

Americans can use American words, surely?

Ha. I did that on purpose. Usually I can’t remember which words are American or British anymore I’ve been here so long.

Oh...and never ever has it been regularly called a capsicum in America. I’ve only seen it used on Australian recipes.

I’ll say Garage instead of gas station but I’ll say it more akin to French than the Brit take on it. And while we are on the subject - you say fillet like twats. France is less than a puddle away from you- why oh why do you butcher the borrowed words!"

I'm Australian and I'm staying the fuck outta this one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Capsicums

Thats Aussie

Thought it was US also, my bad. Used to joke with colleagues in kitchen about it, and the whole egg plant - aubergine thing too.

They say bell pepper

Can confirm (American - don’t judge me for it. I personally hate the accent but think we have some kickass words)

"Kickass.." your at it again.( You could also have had swell or sick).

Americans can use American words, surely?

Ha. I did that on purpose. Usually I can’t remember which words are American or British anymore I’ve been here so long.

Oh...and never ever has it been regularly called a capsicum in America. I’ve only seen it used on Australian recipes.

I’ll say Garage instead of gas station but I’ll say it more akin to French than the Brit take on it. And while we are on the subject - you say fillet like twats. France is less than a puddle away from you- why oh why do you butcher the borrowed words!"

I once saw Nigel Farage in a garage buying a cabbage

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Samhain is not British. Gaelic as in Scotland and Ireland

... and there is where you lose all credibility. It's a Celtic festival - and the whole of these islands was once Celtic. You're confusing your Gaelic with the remaining "Celtic fringe" - honestly you are.

Samhain - Mumming/guising - trick or treating

The custom is still not an American invention (the phrase is). And like the English language the custom has evolved and mutated over time.

And then it traveled to America where we do everything with enthusiasm "

Eat ?

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport


"

Lol - we could debate linguistics all day and never reach the true origins of any word! Fcat is the yanks use "bunch of" all the time because it sounds oh so cool. So the morons over here are now using it.

Old English - Middle English - Modern English (part of the Indo-European language family).

Then there's American English, British English, Australian English.

Plus you've got Northern English, East Anglian English, East/West Midlands English, West Country English and Southern English (with regional dialects). And probably Welsh English, Scottish English and Irish English.

Which English are you referring to? "

You missed out God's own language, Yorkshire. I was brought up in an area where people sounded like the old testament!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Capsicums

Thats Aussie

Thought it was US also, my bad. Used to joke with colleagues in kitchen about it, and the whole egg plant - aubergine thing too.

They say bell pepper

Can confirm (American - don’t judge me for it. I personally hate the accent but think we have some kickass words)

"Kickass.." your at it again.( You could also have had swell or sick).

Americans can use American words, surely?

Ha. I did that on purpose. Usually I can’t remember which words are American or British anymore I’ve been here so long.

Oh...and never ever has it been regularly called a capsicum in America. I’ve only seen it used on Australian recipes.

I’ll say Garage instead of gas station but I’ll say it more akin to French than the Brit take on it. And while we are on the subject - you say fillet like twats. France is less than a puddle away from you- why oh why do you butcher the borrowed words!"

Fill-ay rather than fill-it?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

They say ..... Aloooooooom in um.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Lol - we could debate linguistics all day and never reach the true origins of any word! Fcat is the yanks use "bunch of" all the time because it sounds oh so cool. So the morons over here are now using it.

Old English - Middle English - Modern English (part of the Indo-European language family).

Then there's American English, British English, Australian English.

Plus you've got Northern English, East Anglian English, East/West Midlands English, West Country English and Southern English (with regional dialects). And probably Welsh English, Scottish English and Irish English.

Which English are you referring to?

You missed out God's own language, Yorkshire. I was brought up in an area where people sounded like the old testament!"

..

You're right.. I was brought up in Yorkshire and the word "Thee" was commonplace ..never here it in Lancashire( where they quite wrongly say baps instead of teacakes .)!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Anyoone said Daiper ? or Faucet ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Lol - we could debate linguistics all day and never reach the true origins of any word! Fcat is the yanks use "bunch of" all the time because it sounds oh so cool. So the morons over here are now using it.

Old English - Middle English - Modern English (part of the Indo-European language family).

Then there's American English, British English, Australian English.

Plus you've got Northern English, East Anglian English, East/West Midlands English, West Country English and Southern English (with regional dialects). And probably Welsh English, Scottish English and Irish English.

Which English are you referring to?

You missed out God's own language, Yorkshire. I was brought up in an area where people sounded like the old testament!"

Yorkshire would be a dialect of Northern English.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

The worst EVER for me is ............

Ah god inta mah moder ve hickle

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

a ve hickle ? ve hickle ?

Its a veer cull....... we Brits know these things

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport


"

Lol - we could debate linguistics all day and never reach the true origins of any word! Fcat is the yanks use "bunch of" all the time because it sounds oh so cool. So the morons over here are now using it.

Old English - Middle English - Modern English (part of the Indo-European language family).

Then there's American English, British English, Australian English.

Plus you've got Northern English, East Anglian English, East/West Midlands English, West Country English and Southern English (with regional dialects). And probably Welsh English, Scottish English and Irish English.

Which English are you referring to?

You missed out God's own language, Yorkshire. I was brought up in an area where people sounded like the old testament!

Yorkshire would be a dialect of Northern English."

Northern English would be a degenerate form of Yorkshire

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Gas station....

It's a fecking GARAGE!!!

Petrol station

I say garage

Petrol station is Australian

I think most say it here too. Not sure why I say garage. Maybe it’s a northern thing? "

Nope definitely not northern I say just popping to the garage to get some petrol.

Never mind that though is it "gar-age" as in rhymes with *shudder* Farage or "garridge" as in rhymes with carriage?

The latter for me

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

If you want to get some funny looks in the States, go into an office stores and very loudly ask for a packet of rubbers.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"

Yeah, in the US never try to ponce a fag from a bum "

One of my favourite American office business trip stories was when I was walking through the open plan office I was visiting in Houston and a fellow (openly gay) Brit walked towards me and totally innocently but in a loud voice said "Hey G can I bum a fag off you"...

....never have I seen so many heads popping out of cubicles as that moment

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Has anyone done...

Bonnet/Hood

Boot/Trunk

Bumper/Fender

Icing/Frosting

Think it was George Bernard Shaw who said that United States and Great Britain are two countries separated by a common language....and he was bang on the mark with that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gas station....

It's a fecking GARAGE!!!

Petrol station

I say garage

Petrol station is Australian

I think most say it here too. Not sure why I say garage. Maybe it’s a northern thing?

Nope definitely not northern I say just popping to the garage to get some petrol.

Never mind that though is it "gar-age" as in rhymes with *shudder* Farage or "garridge" as in rhymes with carriage?

The latter for me "

Oh definitely “garridge”. I’m not that posh!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aluminium

Again, they aren't wrong - aluminum was the original spelling, the ium was added afterwards - neologism!!!

Try telling Sir Humphrey Davey that beings as he discovered it and spelt it correctly

Al u minium "

Actually, he called it alumium then aluminum, never aluminium. The 'ium' was added so it fitted with other metals like sodium, cesium, lithium etc. Although this correction makes it more fitting the American pronunciation is the original. Much like their imperial system, they've not seen the need to change in order to fit in with the rest of the planet. Unlike their obsession with imperial measurements, this particular bit of clinging to the past is unlikely to result in crashing millions of dollars of Martian probe or a passenger jet running out of fuel mid flight ...

Mr

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Colour, flavour ,behaviour ,harbour, labour,humour ,neighbour ,all without the "U"in the USA..

All because the founding fathers were sold a dodgy typewriter with a missing "U key.....

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell

Tell an American that most British kids - boys and girls - get given their first rubber when they start school at five years old, and you'll get a "What?"...

....then tell them that it's usually kept on the end of a pencil!

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By *izzabelle and well hungCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh.

Well I’m going to smoke a fag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was walking along a street once and I asked someone passing if he knew where I could get fags and his mate said..

Hehe faggot

They were from texas

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Power cut is becoming power outage..

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By *ax_uk_2009Man
over a year ago

Wilmslow

Cilantro, it is coriander

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God Bless LED Zeppelin..they had the foresight to drop the A outta LEAD so the yanks wouldnt be calling the band LEAD ,as in a dogs Lead and not LEAD as in the mineral ..If ya catch my drift

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I keep seeing the American "mom" on the forum instead of the British "mum".

When I grew up, TV programs (not shows) used to come in series. Now they come in seasons.

Those are Americanisms you lot are guilty of using!

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

The way they pronounce Iraq and Adolf hitler eyeraq and Aydolf

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Trash can garbage can and soccer no it’s football we invented the fucking thing

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I keep seeing the American "mom" on the forum instead of the British "mum".

When I grew up, TV programs (not shows) used to come in series. Now they come in seasons.

Those are Americanisms you lot are guilty of using! "

I think "mom" is used in some pockets of the UK?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Trash can garbage can and soccer no it’s football we invented the fucking thing "

Soccer is a British English term. Apparantly it was more popular before the '70s in England to call it soccer and not football.

Soccer comes from the actual name of the sport Association Football (ssoc to soccer) and is about 200 years old as a term.

It was used to distinquish Assoc. Football (soccer) from Rugby Football (rugger)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I keep seeing the American "mom" on the forum instead of the British "mum".

When I grew up, TV programs (not shows) used to come in series. Now they come in seasons.

Those are Americanisms you lot are guilty of using!

I think "mom" is used in some pockets of the UK?"

Yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I keep seeing the American "mom" on the forum instead of the British "mum".

When I grew up, TV programs (not shows) used to come in series. Now they come in seasons.

Those are Americanisms you lot are guilty of using! "

I wonder if America has seasons killers

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By *aywalton1Man
over a year ago

Walton on the Hill

Write me. Too much effort including the word "to" in the middle there?

And what on earth do Americans have against the letter "u". Labor, favor etc etc.!!!!

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Just avoid any words that have I or Q in them and they will be fine.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Write me. Too much effort including the word "to" in the middle there?

And what on earth do Americans have against the letter "u". Labor, favor etc etc.!!!!"

Yes but if they don't have to say the word 'to', there's just enough time to cram in another burger

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By *ethany10Couple
over a year ago

falkirk


"Oh and stop putting bloody Z in place of S on my fecking Autocorrect!!!"

And remember it is zee not zed

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Well this isn't at all parochial.

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By *unmatt888Man
over a year ago

Duns


"Cilantro, it is coriander "

That's just another zucchini one; we use the French loanword and they use the Italian (in fact they use both, as they call the seeds corriander).

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Cilantro, it is coriander

That's just another zucchini one; we use the French loanword and they use the Italian (in fact they use both, as they call the seeds corriander)."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh and stop putting bloody Z in place of S on my fecking Autocorrect!!!"

That sounds like you've got your language settings set to English (United States) not English (United Kingdom).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Write me. Too much effort including the word "to" in the middle there?

And what on earth do Americans have against the letter "u". Labor, favor etc etc.!!!!"

Unlike most languages spoken English diverges from written English (how something is spelt is not always how it is pronounced).

We pronounce 'colour' as 'color'. If we pronounced it with the 'u' it would sound more French ('couleur').

There was a movement in the US to bring written English in line with how it is pronounced (to make it more like most other languages). Not all spelling changes caught on but dropping the 'u' did stay.

Americans also pronounce words how they are spelt (again like most other languages) - why you get Lycester for Leicester and not Lester.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Whilst writing an essay the spellcheck auto corrected ‘skillful’ to ‘skilful’ as did my bloody phone just then. Luckily I managed to catch it in my proofread.

Stop taking away the extra letters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whilst writing an essay the spellcheck auto corrected ‘skillful’ to ‘skilful’ as did my bloody phone just then. Luckily I managed to catch it in my proofread.

Stop taking away the extra letters.

"

Check your language settings.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway


"Whilst writing an essay the spellcheck auto corrected ‘skillful’ to ‘skilful’ as did my bloody phone just then. Luckily I managed to catch it in my proofread.

Stop taking away the extra letters.

Check your language settings."

It’s already set to UK on both phone and laptop. Silly spellcheck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whilst writing an essay the spellcheck auto corrected ‘skillful’ to ‘skilful’ as did my bloody phone just then. Luckily I managed to catch it in my proofread.

Stop taking away the extra letters.

Check your language settings.

It’s already set to UK on both phone and laptop. Silly spellcheck! "

Spellchecker is correct. 'skilful' is British English while 'skillful' is American English. Checked in dictionary.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway


"Whilst writing an essay the spellcheck auto corrected ‘skillful’ to ‘skilful’ as did my bloody phone just then. Luckily I managed to catch it in my proofread.

Stop taking away the extra letters.

Check your language settings.

It’s already set to UK on both phone and laptop. Silly spellcheck!

Spellchecker is correct. 'skilful' is British English while 'skillful' is American English. Checked in dictionary."

No one likes a clever clogs

I’m off for a lie down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whilst writing an essay the spellcheck auto corrected ‘skillful’ to ‘skilful’ as did my bloody phone just then. Luckily I managed to catch it in my proofread.

Stop taking away the extra letters.

Check your language settings.

It’s already set to UK on both phone and laptop. Silly spellcheck!

Spellchecker is correct. 'skilful' is British English while 'skillful' is American English. Checked in dictionary.

No one likes a clever clogs

I’m off for a lie down. "

Can't help it when it comes to words. I enjoyed researching 'skilful/skillful' as I wasn't sure which was correct

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Pants is pants !

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

My local newspaper insists on calling our local shopping centre a shopping center.

With regard to the Gas station/Petrol Station most people I know refer to them as Filling Stations

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Americans can’t pronounce the word ‘solder’ either; they say ‘sodder’.......

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Pants is pants ! "

As is panties

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Their inability to say Aluminium disturbs me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Yeah, in the US never try to ponce a fag from a bum

One of my favourite American office business trip stories was when I was walking through the open plan office I was visiting in Houston and a fellow (openly gay) Brit walked towards me and totally innocently but in a loud voice said "Hey G can I bum a fag off you"...

....never have I seen so many heads popping out of cubicles as that moment "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"True story.

My cousin from America first came to visit the UK when she was 14/15 years old. I had teased my mates she was this gorgeous blonde surfer style chick.....and she was.

The first time she came to hang our with me and a few mates...she came downstairs to a party of young horny lads her age waiting for her and said.

'SORRY BOYS TO KEEP YOU, MY FANNY WOULDN'T FIT IN THESE PANTS'.

We were all open mouthed!!! Until a parent translated the American.....and she was red with embarrassement for about an hour afterwards. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Biscuits and gravy.

No. Just no."

I still don't know what their biscuits are. Like week old dry scones or something. And the gravy looks like sludge from the bottom of the washing up bowl.

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By *ohnny2006Man
over a year ago

worcester


"Will never get used to "you do the math"... Urghhh....

MATHS"

Surprisingly a LOT of American spellings are actually old english like 'plow' etc. And the current Boston accent is far more like the original English accent from before we colonised America than our current accent is. Our accent and spellings changed mostly due to the French influencing us.

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

...

My kids say candy instead of sweets, doesn't actually bother me that much because they don't get any of they don't use the right word so I eat all the sweets instead

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

It is not soccer, it is football

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over a year ago


"Will never get used to "you do the math"... Urghhh....

MATHS

Surprisingly a LOT of American spellings are actually old english like 'plow' etc. And the current Boston accent is far more like the original English accent from before we colonised America than our current accent is. Our accent and spellings changed mostly due to the French influencing us."

Interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Biscuits and gravy.

No. Just no.

I still don't know what their biscuits are. Like week old dry scones or something. And the gravy looks like sludge from the bottom of the washing up bowl. "

Biscuits are fluffier versions of scones (or they should be - if they look like dry scones then they overmixed)

And yes - the gravy looks disgusting but is very yummy. You brown some uncased sausage (I use lorne sausage to give it a Scottish twist and because it’s impossible to find American breakfast sausage) then soak up the grease in the pan with plain flour. Pour in milk,stir until it thickens add lots of salt and pepper. Yum!!! Sticks to your insides!

Oh and washing up bowls?! You do know that sinks have been invented right? I seriously couldn’t figure out why they kept giving me foot bath buckets in the self catering accommodations

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By *kyblue1878Couple
over a year ago

Southport

Gotten !!

WTF, why extend the word got. No need, just don't use gotten, it's not a word.

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over a year ago


"Will never get used to "you do the math"... Urghhh....

MATHS"

And yet they insist on sticking an S on the end of Lego

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

"what does that even mean"!

Stop it

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By *avhonaWoman
over a year ago

Away with the faeries


"Gotten !!

WTF, why extend the word got. No need, just don't use gotten, it's not a word."

“...Yet, despite the many claims that it is an Americanism, it is most definitely of British origin and the Oxford English Dictionary traces its first use to the 4th century"

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By *avhonaWoman
over a year ago

Away with the faeries


"Biscuits and gravy.

No. Just no.

I still don't know what their biscuits are. Like week old dry scones or something. And the gravy looks like sludge from the bottom of the washing up bowl.

Biscuits are fluffier versions of scones (or they should be - if they look like dry scones then they overmixed)

And yes - the gravy looks disgusting but is very yummy. You brown some uncased sausage (I use lorne sausage to give it a Scottish twist and because it’s impossible to find American breakfast sausage) then soak up the grease in the pan with plain flour. Pour in milk,stir until it thickens add lots of salt and pepper. Yum!!! Sticks to your insides!

Oh and washing up bowls?! You do know that sinks have been invented right? I seriously couldn’t figure out why they kept giving me foot bath buckets in the self catering accommodations "

Someone here knows! This makes me v happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm bored of all this Yank bashing - I'm away to drink a 40oz malt liquor in the yard with some chips, that's if the broad next door doesn't throw all her kid's pacifiers and diapers in the garbage - they stink. Later, I'll throw a steak under the broiler with some zucchini fries.

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over a year ago


"Gotten !!

WTF, why extend the word got. No need, just don't use gotten, it's not a word.

“...Yet, despite the many claims that it is an Americanism, it is most definitely of British origin and the Oxford English Dictionary traces its first use to the 4th century" "

'Gotten' was in use when the Americas were colonised and then fell out of usage in England but not America.

'Come on, brave soldiers: doubt not of the day, And, that once gotten, doubt not of large pay.' - Henry VI, Part 3, Shakespeare

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over a year ago


"Biscuits and gravy.

No. Just no.

I still don't know what their biscuits are. Like week old dry scones or something. And the gravy looks like sludge from the bottom of the washing up bowl.

Biscuits are fluffier versions of scones (or they should be - if they look like dry scones then they overmixed)

And yes - the gravy looks disgusting but is very yummy. You brown some uncased sausage (I use lorne sausage to give it a Scottish twist and because it’s impossible to find American breakfast sausage) then soak up the grease in the pan with plain flour. Pour in milk,stir until it thickens add lots of salt and pepper. Yum!!! Sticks to your insides!

Oh and washing up bowls?! You do know that sinks have been invented right? I seriously couldn’t figure out why they kept giving me foot bath buckets in the self catering accommodations "

Yeah don't wash up in those.

You actually make the gravy sound really good, I'll try it the next time I go.

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