FabSwingers.com forum: How hard can it be?

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over a year ago

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

To hard it snaps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my experience, very!

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Rock

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To hard it snaps

Oooh blimey that’s hard!

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Barely more than semi-engorged

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Barely more than semi-engorged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perfect hardness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's really not hard at all

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"?"

How hard do you want it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How hard do you want it?

I like it rock hard

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

Patience is the key lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Patience is the key lol."

Let me just google that word

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"To hard it snaps

Oooh blimey that’s hard!"

That’s why you keep it warm so it’s pliable

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

How hard do you want it?

I like it rock hard

No surprise there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Idk he at work

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Idk he at work

Call him and ask him how hard it is

Say nora needs to know

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By *oingMan
over a year ago

Co. Antrim

Testing the elastic limits of my boxers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Testing the elastic limits of my boxers "

Oh my. That’s the kind of image I like

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By *lipy123TV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

Worst time is when you wake up and its rock hard a you need a pee

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Worst time is when you wake up and its rock hard a you need a pee

Do you have to stand on your head to do a wee?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's always hard for you Nora!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's always hard for you Nora!

Ooooooh Mr B

Is it really?

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric bikes

Must be cold up there Nora

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Must be cold up there Nora

I’m really cold. Wish I had someone to snuggle

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I like making it really hard

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

leek/ashbourne

All I'm saying is it's fit to burst and very _oingy

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By *lipy123TV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Worst time is when you wake up and its rock hard a you need a pee

Do you have to stand on your head to do a wee?"

How did you guess lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All I'm saying is it's fit to burst and very _oingy"

. Come ere you

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

My quilt weighs about about half a ton, but I still manage to make a tent out of it in the morning

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"?"

At least 6 on Mohs hardness scale.

Cal

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My quilt weighs about about half a ton, but I still manage to make a tent out of it in the morning

. Flippin ek Ace !

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

At least 6 on Mohs hardness scale.

Cal"

Orthoclase

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hard enough to hang your coat off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hard enough to hang your coat off."

I have a very big heavy coat

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"My quilt weighs about about half a ton, but I still manage to make a tent out of it in the morning

. Flippin ek Ace !"

Only when I'm perving your pics though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My quilt weighs about about half a ton, but I still manage to make a tent out of it in the morning

. Flippin ek Ace !

Only when I'm perving your pics though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Update : not hard

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

At least 6 on Mohs hardness scale.

Cal

Orthoclase

Yes, that's the ticket

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

"Patience is the key lol.

Let me just google that word "
That sounds good to me

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I saw a cotton jiggle cake in bake off.

About that hard.

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By *G999Man
over a year ago

Bath & Surrounding

"how hard can it be"

....to illicit so many one liners about a hard on?

Not that hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Uncomfortably, with jeans on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's been harder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As hard as you want it for as long as you want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As far as I'm aware, there are 2 empirical measurements of hardness;

Hard enough to hang a wet towel on.

Hard enough to poke a hole in a cheap door.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Bradford and Stockport

10. That's as hard as it goes on the Mohs scale of hardness. 1 is when it's as hard as talcum powder. 2 and a half is fingernail hard, 3 and a half is copper. Steel is somewhere between 6 and 7. And 10 is a woman's best friend - diamonds!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"10. That's as hard as it goes on the Mohs scale of hardness. 1 is when it's as hard as talcum powder. 2 and a half is fingernail hard, 3 and a half is copper. Steel is somewhere between 6 and 7. And 10 is a woman's best friend - diamonds!

Definitely diamond then

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

38 psi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it is when you're in love with a beautiful woman.

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