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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

To myself cos no fucker will have me!

You are all invited.. but what role are you playing?

D*unk Uncle? Over emotional Aunt? Long lost Cousin? DJ at the reception?

C'mon lets have a party

FREE BAR!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

The old duffer with his drink in his hand saying I'm not bad for 64 am I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The single slutty friend, flirting with everyone

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By *allBristolManMan
over a year ago

nowhere

Can I be daddy and give you away?

Lol

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

...and I want a dance cute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll look after the bar

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"The single slutty friend, flirting with everyone

Hello my dear

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

The dodgy Uncle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The single slutty friend, flirting with everyone

Bridesmaid then lol x x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I be daddy and give you away?

Lol

Yeah you can give me.. to me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"...and I want a dance cute

Glady have a dance with you x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll look after the bar

Top man Cheeky.. you'll be busy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The single slutty friend, flirting with everyone

Bridesmaid then lol x x

Bridesmaid it is!

Chief bridesmaid...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I actually got excited then.

So fuck you C n S....... I'm playing the part of the bitter old mother of the ex who never got an invite and wants her ironing board back ........

I'm barging in ..... wobbly on heels and a skirt so tight it cuts off me circulation .......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I actually got excited then.

So fuck you C n S....... I'm playing the part of the bitter old mother of the ex who never got an invite and wants her ironing board back ........

I'm barging in ..... wobbly on heels and a skirt so tight it cuts off me circulation ....... "

awww Granny.. you were my fave family member from my ex's family..

can you just adopt me and so we remain family?

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice

"The single slutty friend, flirting with everyone

Oh hello can I buy you a drink

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I actually got excited then.

So fuck you C n S....... I'm playing the part of the bitter old mother of the ex who never got an invite and wants her ironing board back ........

I'm barging in ..... wobbly on heels and a skirt so tight it cuts off me circulation .......

awww Granny.. you were my fave family member from my ex's family..

can you just adopt me and so we remain family?

Soon as you whack a cosmo in me hand and one on the bar !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The single slutty friend, flirting with everyone

Bridesmaid then lol x x

Bridesmaid it is!

Chief bridesmaid...

xx"

Now get me d*unk biatch..

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

I'm the old friend who cries at everything and gets wired in to the prosecco!

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I actually got excited then.

So fuck you C n S....... I'm playing the part of the bitter old mother of the ex who never got an invite and wants her ironing board back ........

I'm barging in ..... wobbly on heels and a skirt so tight it cuts off me circulation .......

awww Granny.. you were my fave family member from my ex's family..

can you just adopt me and so we remain family?

Soon as you whack a cosmo in me hand and one on the bar !"

Free bar GC.. have 1 or 6

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I'm the old friend who cries at everything and gets wired in to the prosecco!

Mrs TMN x"

FFS! either shut up or go home luv...... it's a weddin norra wake !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get to bang the chief brides made

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The single slutty friend, flirting with everyone

Bridesmaid then lol x x

Bridesmaid it is!

Chief bridesmaid...

Now get me d*unk biatch..

Oii oiiiii

*thrusts bottle of champagne complete with a straw into your hand*

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Can I pls be bridesmaid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get to bang the chief brides made

Fancy some dirty dancing first or we finding somewhere more quiet and just getting it on?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I get to bang the chief brides made

What has the chef made

( my character is also deaf )

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice

"I get to bang the chief brides made

She’s a slutty friend We can all have a go

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I'm the old friend who cries at everything and gets wired in to the prosecco!

Mrs TMN x

FFS! either shut up or go home luv...... it's a weddin norra wake !!"

But she's so beautiful and I'm so happy for her *sob sob*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get to bang the chief brides made

What has the chef made

( my character is also deaf )"

Hahahahaha!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I pls be bridesmaid

of course Belle x x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm the old friend who cries at everything and gets wired in to the prosecco!

Mrs TMN x

FFS! either shut up or go home luv...... it's a weddin norra wake !!

But she's so beautiful and I'm so happy for her *sob sob*"

awww TMN im so glad you came.. im truly happy. ive never been so in love with myself before, im totally awesome. Im a right lucky lass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get to bang the chief brides made

Fancy some dirty dancing first or we finding somewhere more quiet and just getting it on?

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thought just bang on dance floor and give everyone a show

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I'm the old friend who cries at everything and gets wired in to the prosecco!

Mrs TMN x

FFS! either shut up or go home luv...... it's a weddin norra wake !!

But she's so beautiful and I'm so happy for her *sob sob*"

So happy you got snot on her veil ...... sip your bubbles n stop fartin' .........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sassy can I go on honeymoon with you

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By *IG08Man
over a year ago

Tadworth

I'll be the annoying bloke that will tell the DJ what song he needs to get everyone up on the dancefloor

I'll tell them the first song has to be KC and The Sunshine Band, baby give it up.....

..... And now everyone at home is singing it in their head

Na na na na na na na na, baby give it up, give up, baby give it up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chief wine taster

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll be the annoying bloke that will tell the DJ what song he needs to get everyone up on the dancefloor

I'll tell them the first song has to be KC and The Sunshine Band, baby give it up.....

..... And now everyone at home is singing it in their head

Na na na na na na na na, baby give it up, give up, baby give it up"

everybody want you, everybody wants ya love..id just like to make you mine all night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get to bang the chief brides made

Fancy some dirty dancing first or we finding somewhere more quiet and just getting it on?

thought just bang on dance floor and give everyone a show

I’m down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long lost cousin that loves to flash

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"sassy can I go on honeymoon with you

sadly not,, just me myself and i..

i treated myself to a maldives holiday.. im so lucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get to bang the chief brides made

Fancy some dirty dancing first or we finding somewhere more quiet and just getting it on?

thought just bang on dance floor and give everyone a show

I’m down

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bride has join in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sassy can I go on honeymoon with you

sadly not,, just me myself and i..

i treated myself to a maldives holiday.. im so lucky "
booo was going be your man servant lol

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Long lost cousin that loves to flash

We've all seen your fanny. Put it away and served the horses doovers properly.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I'm the old friend who cries at everything and gets wired in to the prosecco!

Mrs TMN x

FFS! either shut up or go home luv...... it's a weddin norra wake !!

But she's so beautiful and I'm so happy for her *sob sob*

awww TMN im so glad you came.. im truly happy. ive never been so in love with myself before, im totally awesome. Im a right lucky lass

You're just perfect for yourself! It's like a fairytale

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Long lost cousin that loves to flash

remind me,, we have tuna bake on the buffet

Great to see you Cousin.. have some prosecco

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By *allBristolManMan
over a year ago

nowhere

"Can I be daddy and give you away?

Lol

Yeah you can give me.. to me

Exactly. And I get to make a shit speech where I break down half way through

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I be daddy and give you away?

Lol

Yeah you can give me.. to me

Exactly. And I get to make a shit speech where I break down half way through

awww its so emosh.. cmere for a cuddle..

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

I'll be the one that tries to hit on all the bridesmaids

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Can I pls be bridesmaid

of course Belle x x "

Whoop

I can also make you a cake

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I'll be the one that tries to hit on all the bridesmaids

That will be me then

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By *allBristolManMan
over a year ago

nowhere

"Can I be daddy and give you away?

Lol

Yeah you can give me.. to me

Exactly. And I get to make a shit speech where I break down half way through

awww its so emosh.. cmere for a cuddle..

My little *sob* girl *dribble* looks so *sob* (sorry) *nose blow* so pretty on her big day

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

"I'll be the one that tries to hit on all the bridesmaids

That will be me then

Well if you're gonna be a bridesmaid I don't think I'd need to talk to any of the other bridesmaids

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ive always wanted to have sex in a wedding dress.. cant wait til later.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Ive always wanted to have sex in a wedding dress.. cant wait til later.

You will dying to get it aff it’s sweaty as feck

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

We can provide the music for the ceremony if you like. Do you have any thoughts on what you'd want?

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By *abs_FWBMan
over a year ago

Paris to Berlin

I’m the kid skidding on his knees across the dance floor on the way to raid the pic-n-mix ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be a bridesmaid too please. I’ve only been one four times so far x

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