FabSwingers.com forum: More cocks than John Wayne’s rifle!

By *ook OP Man
over a year ago

london

Saw this as a comment about Katie price... made me giggle. Does anyone have anymore?

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By *ook OP Man
over a year ago

london

... doesn’t have to be about poor Katie though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had more Semen than the Royal Navy

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester

Had more pricks than a dartboard x

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

Had more pricks than a 2nd hand pin cushion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol this is all being noted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swallowed more semen than the Bermuda Triangle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More knobends than weekends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you put all the cocks she's had end to end, there'd be enough to put a handrail round the Isle of Man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's had her holes filled more than St Andrews Golf Course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enough to handrail the Isle of Wight

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By *enhamhoopMan
over a year ago

Denham

Had more men than the Duke of York

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By *ook OP Man
over a year ago

london

Two more pm’ d to me...

i bet shes been rogered more times than a policemans walkie talkie

and a personal favourite... she’s got flaps like a gutted trout.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She had more rings than sonic the hedgehog, I read that when she got engaged to this latest one

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By *inCity BluesMan
over a year ago

London

Katie Price? That old tart's been jumped more times than Beecher's Brook.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Two more pm’ d to me...

i bet shes been rogered more times than a policemans walkie talkie

and a personal favourite... she’s got flaps like a gutted trout.

Fanny like a wizards sleeve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Banged more times than a judges hammer

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By *utterflyandArtificeCouple
over a year ago

Trowbridge

Got more fanny than a cow's got C*nt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peeled more skins than bananaman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been ridden more than Bradley Wiggins' bicycle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More cock than old Mc Donalds farm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been in more beds than a packet of seeds.

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

It’s a shame how she’s ruined her natural beauty with plastic surgery she was stunning back in the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Handled more cock than a poultry farmer

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Looks like a few on here have had their fair share of cock

glass houses and all that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sad thing is , A lot of desperate people on this site will slate someone like Katie price for ‘sleeping around’ and insult her yet they’ll message profiles on here telling them how beautiful and sexy they are without seeing so much as a face pic.

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By *ook OP Man
over a year ago

london

It’s not supposed to be about pricey remember! It’s about witty ways to highlight loose moral behaviour lol. Some good ones so far... any more???

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

Had more men under her than Eisenhower

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Her chins rattled more balls than Ian Botham’s bat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Banged more times than a taxi door .

More jockeys than shergar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shes been banged more times than Ringo stars drums

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Bangs like a barn door in a gale.

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

We all living in a glass house.

She done well for her and her kids get of her back..

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"It’s not supposed to be about pricey remember! It’s about witty ways to highlight loose moral behaviour lol. Some good ones so far... any more???"

Mmmmnn...Judgey much? On a swinging site? God forbid a woman likes fucking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More balls in her mouth than hungry hippos

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

So this what you lot think of a strong woman we should know better but if she was a guy you all be what a legend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had more men than the Duke of York"

Stealing this one to use at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm amazed anyone finds these funny.

Fine it's a swinger's site but this is 70's adolescent humour.

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey

She's had yards of cock.

This thread is extremely sexist.

But OMG has it made me laugh. Some absolute belters in there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s not supposed to be about pricey remember! It’s about witty ways to highlight loose moral behaviour lol. Some good ones so far... any more???

Mmmmnn...Judgey much? On a swinging site? God forbid a woman likes fucking

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By *ook OP Man
over a year ago

london

Ok all starting to see a few comments about being sexist and judgey... just to clarify my op was not supposed to be anti Katie price or even anti women. It was just about the clever use of twisting a saying/language. This is a swingers site yes! We all need a smile on our faces at the moment so lighten up and if it offends then don’t look at the post or share your negativity! Keep it shallow...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s not supposed to be about pricey remember! It’s about witty ways to highlight loose moral behaviour lol. Some good ones so far... any more???"

Just for balance, where are the quips aimed at similar men?

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By *unandflirty88Man
over a year ago

maidenhead

Laid more black pipe than Thames Water..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s not supposed to be about pricey remember! It’s about witty ways to highlight loose moral behaviour lol. Some good ones so far... any more???

Just for balance, where are the quips aimed at similar men?"

More cocks up his arse than Piers Morgan.

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By *eordie JoJoTV/TS
over a year ago

Newcastle

Been Shot over more times than Baghdad

I use that line in my profile

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Had more cock than I’ve had hot dinners!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wife thought the post was about her??

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

"Ok all starting to see a few comments about being sexist and judgey... just to clarify my op was not supposed to be anti Katie price or even anti women. It was just about the clever use of twisting a saying/language. This is a swingers site yes! We all need a smile on our faces at the moment so lighten up and if it offends then don’t look at the post or share your negativity! Keep it shallow..."
don’t think anyone was offended they just replied to you’re post perhaps you got comments that you’d not expected remember that whilst people are slagging her if they are on here with numerous verification and have pictures of them bollock naked flashing their bits of

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

"Ok all starting to see a few comments about being sexist and judgey... just to clarify my op was not supposed to be anti Katie price or even anti women. It was just about the clever use of twisting a saying/language. This is a swingers site yes! We all need a smile on our faces at the moment so lighten up and if it offends then don’t look at the post or share your negativity! Keep it shallow... don’t think anyone was offended they just replied to you’re post perhaps you got comments that you’d not expected remember that whilst people are slagging her if they are on here with numerous verification and have pictures of them bollock naked flashing their bits of

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slagging her of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s not supposed to be about pricey remember! It’s about witty ways to highlight loose moral behaviour lol. Some good ones so far... any more???

Just for balance, where are the quips aimed at similar men?"

He's got a cock like a lion bar.

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

"It’s not supposed to be about pricey remember! It’s about witty ways to highlight loose moral behaviour lol. Some good ones so far... any more???

Seriously? So let me get it straight, women who have lots of cocks have loose morals...are men who have lots of growlers studs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One for either ladies or gents... Been shot over more times than Sarajevo..

Has a face like a plasterers bait box..

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By *ook OP Man
over a year ago

london

"It’s not supposed to be about pricey remember! It’s about witty ways to highlight loose moral behaviour lol. Some good ones so far... any more???

Seriously? So let me get it straight, women who have lots of cocks have loose morals...are men who have lots of growlers studs?"

No no no!!! This post was not supposed to attack women ( or Katie price) it was purely about funny punch lines! Lighthearted, shallow but witty and clever! Most importantly without malice to anyone.

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey

One taken from a Macc Lads song lyrics some years ago:

Bangs like a shit house door when the plague's in town

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By *host63Man
over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham

Who honestly gives a shit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Banged more times than a punch bag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So this what you lot think of a strong woman we should know better but if she was a guy you all be what a legend.

I don't think about her at all!

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By *inkerbell67Woman
over a year ago

Clacton on sea essex

And how many have you all shagged or had one night stands over the years ,no one here is perfect..

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