FabSwingers.com forum: Pies instead of sex

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Favourite pie instead of sex

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Apple pie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why can’t u have both, or a cream pie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I was on YouTube the other day lol and someone put a tin of spaghetti hoops in a pie dish put mash on the top and chucked it in the oven for half a hour

lol

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

Cherry pie

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South

"I was on YouTube the other day lol and someone put a tin of spaghetti hoops in a pie dish put mash on the top and chucked it in the oven for half a hour

lol"

That’s my kind of cooking

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By *ongueTwistererMan
over a year ago

telford/ shrewsbury/ bridgnorth/ wolverhampton

Cant beat a steak pie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not comparable. Sex beats any pie

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South

Steak and ale pie.

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By *omtom2088Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Creampie my fav or even finger pie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not comparable. Sex beats any pie "

I don't know..... I've had crap sex before but some fantastic pies

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By *ongueTwistererMan
over a year ago

telford/ shrewsbury/ bridgnorth/ wolverhampton

"Not comparable. Sex beats any pie "

Depends who with and wether they do a good job lol im sure youve got to of had a time or two where you would of rathered the pie lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not comparable. Sex beats any pie

I don't know..... I've had crap sex before but some fantastic pies

I’ve had crap pies but fantastic sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not comparable. Sex beats any pie

Depends who with and wether they do a good job lol im sure youve got to of had a time or two where you would of rathered the pie lol"

No! I really haven’t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apple or lemon meringue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It used to be a pork pie but I would now choose a balti one.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I’d take decent sex anytime me over a pie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always take an apple pie with me on meets. Then there's no disappointment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always take an apple pie with me on meets. Then there's no disappointment

. This made me laugh out loud!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always take an apple pie with me on meets. Then there's no disappointment

I'll bring the cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is it a mcdonalds apple pie?

no matter how long i leave it still burns my mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not comparable. Sex beats any pie

I don't know..... I've had crap sex before but some fantastic pies

I’ve had crap pies but fantastic sex "

We need your sex and my pies then..... now that would be mind-blowing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

creampie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not comparable. Sex beats any pie

I don't know..... I've had crap sex before but some fantastic pies

I’ve had crap pies but fantastic sex

We need your sex and my pies then..... now that would be mind-blowing

. As long as it’s pie and not cake. I don’t like cake

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

"I always take an apple pie with me on meets. Then there's no disappointment

A perfect date!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not comparable. Sex beats any pie

I don't know..... I've had crap sex before but some fantastic pies

I’ve had crap pies but fantastic sex

We need your sex and my pies then..... now that would be mind-blowing

. As long as it’s pie and not cake. I don’t like cake

Did I just read that right??? A lady that doesn't like cake. Nearly fell off my chair then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not comparable. Sex beats any pie

I don't know..... I've had crap sex before but some fantastic pies

I’ve had crap pies but fantastic sex

We need your sex and my pies then..... now that would be mind-blowing

. As long as it’s pie and not cake. I don’t like cake

Did I just read that right??? A lady that doesn't like cake. Nearly fell off my chair then

I’m no lady! But yeah I don’t like cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steak and ale, mash, peas, carrots and lashings of gravy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Steak and ale pie. "

Mmm short crust pastry

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

Love a scotch or crofters pie, don't get them down this way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...thagarus..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...thagarus.."

Short crust or puff?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...thagarus.."

That's put a different angle on it ??

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By *ecretlivesCouple
over a year ago

FABWatch HQ

"Not comparable. Sex beats any pie

I don't know..... I've had crap sex before but some fantastic pies

I’ve had crap pies but fantastic sex "

I thought spaghetti hoop pies were bad enough, but who would make a crap pie?

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I sent someone home with apple and blackberry pie I might add

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I sent someone home with apple and blackberry pie I might add

Creampie in exchange for apple and blackberry pie seems fair enough. Good exchanging.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I sent someone home with apple and blackberry pie I might add

Creampie in exchange for apple and blackberry pie seems fair enough. Good exchanging.

It was a fair Trade Meli

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

Chunky steak pie on a barm followed by a lemon meringue pie - yum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mississippi Mud Pie

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

A pie with a naked woman popping out of it

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

"I was on YouTube the other day lol and someone put a tin of spaghetti hoops in a pie dish put mash on the top and chucked it in the oven for half a hour

lol

That’s my kind of cooking

Top tip: take hoops out of tin before putting in pie. Improves flavour of pie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lemon meringue, without a doubt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing better than a big lemon meringue pie sploshed all over a gorgeous woman

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By *assion and MoreCouple
over a year ago

Here and There, Monaghan

Pies always after sex, replaces energy, pies before sex only lead to bloating and reduced performance lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steak and Gravy from the butchers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing better than a big lemon meringue pie sploshed all over a gorgeous woman

Mmm now that does sound exciting!

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"...thagarus..

That's put a different angle on it ??"

Going off at a tangent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mississippi Mud Pie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sort of pie ..Steak Pudding every time.. never get tired of steak puddings..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rhubarb pie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not comparable. Sex beats any pie

I don't know..... I've had crap sex before but some fantastic pies

I’ve had crap pies but fantastic sex "

I think my wife would say 'Balti Pie' something spicey, that smells great and makes her tingle (at least the tongue).

Mr would be 'Chicken and Mushroom', because nothing is as satisfying as quality breast and it makes me mushroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, there's something better than sex, what planet are you on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread pretty much describes most of this year for me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not instead of sex but perhaps afterwards. Lamb and mint or Lemon Meringue- tough choice...

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Not instead of sex but perhaps afterwards. Lamb and mint or Lemon Meringue- tough choice... "

Lemon meringue without doubt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not instead of sex but perhaps afterwards. Lamb and mint or Lemon Meringue- tough choice...

Lemon meringue without doubt

I do like my meat though...

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Savoury - steak & ale

Sweet - lemon meringue in the summer, apple & blackberry in the winter

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

As long as its a real pie and not a bloody ramekin of stew with a puff pastry lid plonked on top.

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Holland’s Meat Pie

Anyone mentioned a Wigan kebab yet

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Not instead of sex but perhaps afterwards. Lamb and mint or Lemon Meringue- tough choice...

Lemon meringue without doubt

I do like my meat though..."

Ok ok before lemon meringue

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