FabSwingers.com forum: What is it called when you masturbate with Oreos?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Cookies and cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crunchy?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Crunchy?!"

Always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waste of a good biscuit?

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Bloody good fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Waste of a good biscuit? "

How is it a waste? Anything that enters/touches my private parts is not a waste

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bloody good fun "

This

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

Can you us other cookies

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you us other cookies

Sure, but would you want to?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Gives you crumby knickers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gives you crumby knickers

And crumbly private parts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Double stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A delicious and innovative crunchy pleasure that fortifies the nutritional value of the Oreo

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Can you us other cookies

Sure, but would you want to?"

Well that's one way using the cookies I don't like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Double stuffed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oreoananism?

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Oreoananism?

No, that’s when you stop yourself masturbating with an Oreo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Waste of a good biscuit?

How is it a waste? Anything that enters/touches my private parts is not a waste "

Wouldn't be a waste of my penis then x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Double stuffed"

I see what you did there lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Double stuffed

I see what you did there lol"

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer doritos and anal

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I prefer doritos and anal

Rub the hot ones on your willy before inserting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I prefer doritos and anal

Rub the hot ones on your willy before inserting "

Exactly what I was thinking.. how romantic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mess xx

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Mastoreobation ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know, but no biscuits, cookies or crisps on my bed thank you kindly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just been to the supermarket and they've sold out..... thankyou very much...now I'll starve to death

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I prefer doritos and anal

Rub the hot ones on your willy before inserting

Exactly what I was thinking.. how romantic"

It’s like love at first Dorito

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Is it still twist and lick to eat though?

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

Delux edition signature

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cookies and cream "

But is it standard, double cream or the indecent straw error cheesecake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont know but does it give you an Oreorgasm?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oreo mess

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Waste of a good biscuit? "

My first thought!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cookies and cream "

Bad news for diabetic vegans?

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

Leave them in the wrapper and take a picture next a Red Bull can..

Dildoreo..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cookies and cream

Bad news for diabetic vegans? "

Diabetic, celiac vegans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not tried Oreo's while I play with myself or any other biscuits (other biscuits are available).

Good slice of moist cake while my puss puss gets a good lickin sat on my mans face is heavenly

Mrs Furvert x

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley

"Oreoananism?

Laughed at this

And a soggy biscuit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cookies and cream

Bad news for diabetic vegans?

Diabetic, celiac vegans"

I suppose one could just not swallow

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