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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Just watching Killer Hippos on Sky.

They are dangerous buggers..

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

I wouldn't like one to sit in me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yea and they kick fuck out of crocodiles

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Worse than sharks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heavy they are, and grumpy

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By *979Man
over a year ago

Doddington

What’s the di?erence between a hippo and a Zippo?

One’s really heavy; the other’s a little lighter.

Il get my coat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s a current player at Man Utd that holds the world record for clearing a game of hungry hippos in the fastest time.

I can’t remember his name as football is for Wendy’s but I heard it.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

But the baby ones are cute

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Babies cute but adults cold blooded killers...

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Babies cute but adults cold blooded killers..."

They're mammals ... which makes them warm blooded

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Babies cute but adults cold blooded killers...

They're mammals ... which makes them warm blooded"

Yes.. cold blooded warm blooded killers

Evil buggers you

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby

"Babies cute but adults cold blooded killers...

They're mammals ... which makes them warm blooded

Yes.. cold blooded warm blooded killers

Evil buggers you"
Their well known in the Animal kingdom not sure how long they have been around for perhaps not as long as the croc/Aligator family, They use to frequent britain once the fossilised bones of one were found near the banks of the river derwent in derby in the past or recent times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit harsh to be calling them hippos .... they’re just big boned!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

They're not evil, just like nor are lions or hyenas or crocodiles. They're just doing what comes naturally to them. They don't sit scheming under the surface of the Limpopo deciding which human to kill next. If you stray into their territory, you take a huge risk, just like you do walking out on the savannah.

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By *inky_CarpenterMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"They're not evil, just like nor are lions or hyenas or crocodiles. They're just doing what comes naturally to them. They don't sit scheming under the surface of the Limpopo deciding which human to kill next. If you stray into their territory, you take a huge risk, just like you do walking out on the savannah."

Generally you're right, have had a couple of close calls before where I either made a mistake, or was just in the wrong place at the wrong time..... But was once deliberately ambushed by one that had purpose, intent and a plan. Wouldn't call him evil, but he was pissed off with humans and wanted to kill one.

Generally speaking though despite being incredibly dangerous, lovely, placid animals when admired from a safe distance!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

They are cute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hippo vs shark vs crocodile.. Who wins?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Hippo vs shark vs crocodile.. Who wins? "

The monkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vs dwayne the rock johnson

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By *o Trash in My TrailerMan
over a year ago

Daytona Beach

"Just watching Killer Hippos on Sky.

They are dangerous buggers..

30mph and above they are a 2 ton blocker

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Generally speaking though despite being incredibly dangerous, lovely, placid animals when admired from a safe distance!"

I think the sad truth is if you were close enough to be ambushed, to the hippo, you were in it's zone and it was just telling you to get stuffed. This is the issue when humans spread out too much. Also yes, if Herr Hippo had been harassed by humans before, you'd possibly excuse his lack of trust

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He'd ride the hippo into a death charge to pulverise the Croc then bait the shark to sign a 5 film movie franchise

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

It's a known fact that hippos are the world's deadliest large land mammal and kill more people per year than sharks

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By *aastyKnixWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Babies cute but adults cold blooded killers...

They're mammals ... which makes them warm blooded

Yes.. cold blooded warm blooded killers

Evil buggers you"

There's only one species on earth that could deserve to be called evil,and some of them can be quite nice occasionally.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How's the hippos doing in South America? The ones Pablo Escobar brought over to his estate. Last I heard they were breeding and getting out of control.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't want to share my bath with one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are some killer hippies around my way that I feel pose more of a threat to me, but I wouldn't like to come across either unless in a zoo. A hippy zoo would be class, plus they'd probably let you feed the animals in that zoo

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Hippo vs shark vs crocodile.. Who wins? "

It depends on the venue. If it's in Las Vegas, my money is on the hippo.

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By *ightkitty4uWoman
over a year ago

Epsom

I know of someone who was killed by a hippo!!

Two rules with hippos, don’t get between them and their calf

Don’t get between them and the water, as they will feel trapped

Unfortunately the chap I know off vehicle had broken down, he was on his own and walking back to a village. Unbeknown to him there was a hippo one side of the road and the calf the other...

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Says it all...

Evil buggers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes they are really violent and chase boats.

them and rhinos. mad fuckers

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"yes they are really violent and chase boats.

them and rhinos. mad fuckers"

Are hippos more dangerous than rhinos ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yes they are really violent and chase boats.

them and rhinos. mad fuckers

Are hippos more dangerous than rhinos ?"

god yes.

hippos are a big killer in the wild and very dangerous if they have young around.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"yes they are really violent and chase boats.

them and rhinos. mad fuckers

Are hippos more dangerous than rhinos ?

god yes.

hippos are a big killer in the wild and very dangerous if they have young around.

Both cute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Babies cute but adults cold blooded killers...

They're mammals ... which makes them warm blooded

Yes.. cold blooded warm blooded killers

Evil buggers you

There's only one species on earth that could deserve to be called evil,and some of them can be quite nice occasionally. "

Yes MAN

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Sod that.. I am eating hippos as a danger and will stay well clear... You don't see them in zoos..

Evil buggers

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By *xplorer13Man
over a year ago

glenrothes

"I wouldn't like one to sit in me

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some guys on here would love that! After reading the ssbbw forum lol

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Imagine a hippo escaping from a zoo... Carnage...

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By *xplorer13Man
over a year ago

glenrothes

"I know of someone who was killed by a hippo!! Croydon village can be a dangerous place!

Two rules with hippos, don’t get between them and their calf

Don’t get between them and the water, as they will feel trapped

Unfortunately the chap I know off vehicle had broken down, he was on his own and walking back to a village. Unbeknown to him there was a hippo one side of the road and the calf the other... "

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Heavy they are, and grumpy"

Coming on well your Yoda dialect is.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Just watching Killer Hippos on Sky.

They are dangerous buggers..

But they look so cute!

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By *xplorer13Man
over a year ago

glenrothes

"I know of someone who was killed by a hippo!! Croydon village can be a dangerous place!

Two rules with hippos, don’t get between them and their calf

Don’t get between them and the water, as they will feel trapped

Unfortunately the chap I know off vehicle had broken down, he was on his own and walking back to a village. Unbeknown to him there was a hippo one side of the road and the calf the other... "

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

Jump in the water, little known fact but they can't swim

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By *ecretlivesCouple
over a year ago

FABWatch HQ

"Jump in the water, little known fact but they can't swim"

No no no its that they can't run downhill under water (or climb underwater trees). Tsk, advice like that will kill more people than covid.

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

"Jump in the water, little known fact but they can't swim

No no no its that they can't run downhill under water (or climb underwater trees). Tsk, advice like that will kill more people than covid.

Oh is that it, oh dear I could have decimated the population of Croydon there, lucky you set things right

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