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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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or maybe not..... here it is ....
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easy going guy, seeks easy going lady for shared times of great pleasure.
I'm short, fat, ugly, bald, bad BO, generally quite smelly, a poor taste in clothing and what is an iron I ask!
I have a crap job that pays extremely low and poor wages, so dont be expecting big pressies or for me to treat you to lavish meals and suppers.
I have a full set of false teeth, my own set fell out years ago due to non cleaning.
Im very unhygenic, cleaning is something I leave to the germs in the hope that they clean themselves.
I wash once a week with an old flannel, which I dip in a puddle and give myself a once over.
With regards to sex, I'm a crap shag. I'm rubbish at kissing, my false teeth usually get in the way and my breath smells like a dog. I don't know my way round a female body and i'm selfish.
My penis is in proportion, but usually is very smelly with a crater of white mucus normally crystalised into a fragrant crumbly texture, I can sense the licking of lips already.
This I guess is a result of not cleaning.
My scrotum is extremely hairy, with small red spots all over, my balls are large and I dicovered some small crabby friends down there some weeks ago.
I am generally sexually inexperienced, but would like a forceful lady to sort me out.
I do hope there are some lovely attractive ladies and or couples out there that would wish to take pity on me and help me out. |
