FabSwingers.com forum: Fab in old English...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've just been inspired by following a post where people started using old English phrases.

It got me wondering what fab would have been like on Shakespeare's time.

For a starter..

Fair maiden, your cleavage has me all of a quiver and I would muchly enjoy to be acquainted with them.

And, indeed, your labia are as moist as the morning dew. Per chance I could take a sip from your lovers cup?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

to fornicate, or not to fornicate that is the question..

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Infamy .. infamy... they've all got it infamy

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Madam - thy heaving breasts hath caus’eth my life’s blood to hasten to my quivering loins. I entreat you fair maiden, please might I plunge it into your wanton quim?’

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

I concur, yond's a valorous idea. How malapert shalt we maketh t?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"to fornicate, or not to fornicate that is the question..

love it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Infamy .. infamy... they've all got it infamy

. What a carry on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

‘Madam - thy heaving breasts hath caus’eth my life’s blood to hasten to my quivering loins. I entreat you fair maiden, please might I plunge it into your wanton quim?’

Hang on a minute.... I need an iron lung.... Priceless!!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

But hark... what light from yonder window breaks, it is the east and Juliet is undressing

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

Madam, t's mine own heart's to has't thee on top, i'm getting not restful h're

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I concur, yond's a valorous idea. How malapert shalt we maketh t?"

I can see where you get your name from... Classic

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

Grabeth thy coat, thee've did pull

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But hark... what light from yonder window breaks, it is the east and Juliet is undressing"

Now that I would like to see

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

"I concur, yond's a valorous idea. How malapert shalt we maketh t?

I can see where you get your name from... Classic

Cheers, I'm on a roll here

Or... Che'rs, i'm on a rolleth h're

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Grabeth thy coat, thee've did pull"

Lord Byron? Thou art on a roll

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

Romeo, wh're art thee romeo and didst thee bringeth a packeth of johnnys?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Alas poor Yorrick, I knew her Horatio... a woman of infinite chest

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I concur, yond's a valorous idea. How malapert shalt we maketh t?

I can see where you get your name from... Classic

Cheers, I'm on a roll here

Or... Che'rs, i'm on a rolleth h're"

Indeed.... Rolleth thou

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

Bid me, art doth thee consid'r yourself to beest adventurous

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Alas poor Yorrick, I knew her Horatio... a woman of infinite chest "

You can't beat an infinite chest.... Unless you're tarzan of course...

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

Playeth thy cards right and thee shall beest staring at mine own ceiling cometh christmas

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bid me, art doth thee consid'r yourself to beest adventurous"

I must confess to Sally forth on occasion of adventure

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Playeth thy cards right and thee shall beest staring at mine own ceiling cometh christmas"

Oh lord Byron.... What the fucketh had to done? lol

You need your own blog lol

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

Is the layby tis fine, i enjoyeth having an audience

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

"Bid me, art doth thee consid'r yourself to beest adventurous

I must confess to Sally forth on occasion of adventure

Sally is f'rthwright, yond is true, t's one of h'r charms

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Stout yeoman? My wench and I have traveled many a mile and have a mighty thirst.

Per chance a tankard of your finest quoifing ale?

(first social meet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bid me, art doth thee consid'r yourself to beest adventurous

I must confess to Sally forth on occasion of adventure

Sally is f'rthwright, yond is true, t's one of h'r charms"

Lord Byron? Flying solo methinks we are!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

I see a bromance forming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The lady doth protest too much, methinks"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I see a bromance forming

Ye bro....

With much candor I have to confess that such a dalliance will not materialise

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""The lady doth protest too much, methinks""

One hopes said lady protests about lack of faunication

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

""The lady doth protest too much, methinks""

In sooth, t's a lonely road yond i walketh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""The lady doth protest too much, methinks"

In sooth, t's a lonely road yond i walketh"

And along that road, said scoundrel curs and their canine ways are played out in the lay bys and Country lanes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yea Sire, I bestow ones inner most moisture upon your mighty sword and yea will I exhale in delight at your greatness in the chamber. Never have I had one so wanton, nor full of inner greatness, want my heart and my living soul upon thy resting place and will give myself completely to you, my master!

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

""The lady doth protest too much, methinks"

In sooth, t's a lonely road yond i walketh

And along that road, said scoundrel curs and their canine ways are played out in the lay bys and Country lanes "

In v'ritas, thee speaketh the sooth of t

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yea Sire, I bestow ones inner most moisture upon your mighty sword and yea will I exhale in delight at your greatness in the chamber. Never have I had one so wanton, nor full of inner greatness, want my heart and my living soul upon thy resting place and will give myself completely to you, my master!

Be still my beating heart!!!

Thou hast given up thy shelter and exposed thy promiscuity.

I embrace thy promiscuity with full glad heart

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""The lady doth protest too much, methinks"

In sooth, t's a lonely road yond i walketh

And along that road, said scoundrel curs and their canine ways are played out in the lay bys and Country lanes

In v'ritas, thee speaketh the sooth of t"

Alas... Thine hast been cut down on thy prime.... A sentence incomplete is a life unfulfilled

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Here endeth my first posting..... Amen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Andddddddd.... I'm spent.... My leige!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Andddddddd.... I'm spent.... My leige!

A momentary debilitation no doubt.

Thy profile has much to trumpet from the towers. It is a tome to be reckoned with.

As such, thy force is not spent, it is a force to be reckoned with m'lady...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You minion,are too saucy"

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By *ickdasterdly51Man
over a year ago

Lingfield

She is a harlot and a strumpet but most pleasing on the eye!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""You minion,are too saucy""

A little too much mead can elevate the hopes.... Yet lower the pike

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"She is a harlot and a strumpet but most pleasing on the eye!"

Indeed kind sir. Said strumpet has yet to demonstrate the strumming of the love lute.

Per chance she can make sweet music

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By *unmatt888Man
over a year ago

Duns

Not sure about old english, but I do thing that the long S should make a comeback to class up people's messages.

"Hey ?exy, your pics make you look well ?haggable. Fancy coming to my place and I'll ?hove my cock deep in your pu?sy?"

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By *unmatt888Man
over a year ago

Duns

Well, that didn't work with the special characters so you'll have to pretend that "f" is a long s.

Hey fexy, your pics make you look well fhaggable. Fancy coming to my place and I'll fhove my cock deep in your pufsy?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well, that didn't work with the special characters so you'll have to pretend that "f" is a long s.

Hey fexy, your pics make you look well fhaggable. Fancy coming to my place and I'll fhove my cock deep in your pufsy?""

Ahhh.... Is that the equivalent of the German scharfes s?

Loving the poffibilities

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Is this a tumescent bulge portrait which I see before me, the handle toward my hand? Come, let me clutch thee. I have thee not, and yet I see thee still

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Harken to me fair maiden of both sin and virtue! Thou hast enthralled me with your attractive bosom and child bearing hips. Seek not to fill the emptiness of thine heart but rather to sate the desires of thy flesh. My loins burn with lust for thee and I crave thine touch.

Shall we Fornicate Under the Consent of the King?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is this a tumescent bulge portrait which I see before me, the handle toward my hand? Come, let me clutch thee. I have thee not, and yet I see thee still"

Ahhhh the Scottish play

I'm sure the lady of said play will happily handle your tumescent bulge.... However, I'm not sure Duncan was too happy about it.... He didn't have a happy ending lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Harken to me fair maiden of both sin and virtue! Thou hast enthralled me with your attractive bosom and child bearing hips. Seek not to fill the emptiness of thine heart but rather to sate the desires of thy flesh. My loins burn with lust for thee and I crave thine touch.

Shall we Fornicate Under the Consent of the King?

Thy hast the worst craft of the bard himself.

Without doubt, many a maiden hast fallen for your lyrical charms.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Shall we Fornicate Under the Consent of the King?

Thy hast the worst craft of the bard himself.

Without doubt, many a maiden hast fallen for your lyrical charms.

Worst = word...... Oopps lol

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

"Andddddddd.... I'm spent.... My leige!

I am not thy mast'r

nay sir couldst mast'r thee

instead, we couldst only behold upon thy beauty

with a desire yond our souls couldst not filleth

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

Shall we Fornicate Under the Consent of the King?

Thy hast the worst craft of the bard himself.

Without doubt, many a maiden hast fallen for your lyrical charms.

Worst = word...... Oopps lol "

Apologies f'r mineth absence, bacchus and bath didst calleth

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Whyeth doth fair maidens not recourse to my entreaties only to banish mine approaches into the flames without so much as glancing verily upon them

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

"Whyeth doth fair maidens not recourse to my entreaties only to banish mine approaches into the flames without so much as glancing verily upon them "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or flash the gash

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By *s Fussy BiatchWoman
over a year ago

somewhere along the fylde

Oh my, what entertainment I have found

these are brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It hast been many moons since mine twistle runneth with water. I was afeared it would'st stay dry for many moons more. But there under'th full moon dost I spied a comely maiden. I approacheth her with devilish intent and mine eye did winketh at her. She paid no heed. I spake to her of how she causeth mine codpiece to heave. She did still ignore mine entreaties. Then she turned her back to me. I espied a sign on her. Coming closer I did read;

'Not seeking gentlemen who'st are without company'.

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Is this your wife I see before me?

The fanny toward my hand?

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian

I have previously graced this establishment with my presence, thus I have a knowledgeable understanding of the innate workings of it.

If ye wish to learn anything of my character, all ye need do is pose your query, and I shall aspire to answer thee.

I have made use of all available correspondence on this glorious day, but if you would like to converse further, I encourage you to send word to me of your own volition, post haste!

Wouldst thou care to accept my mighty musket in your ammunition pouch, my sweet?

I'm afraid my meeting with you cannot happen with the mere drop of my hat, as my life is frantically full of to-do, and I mustn't prioritise a carnal rendezvous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have previously graced this establishment with my presence, thus I have a knowledgeable understanding of the innate workings of it.

If ye wish to learn anything of my character, all ye need do is pose your query, and I shall aspire to answer thee.

I have made use of all available correspondence on this glorious day, but if you would like to converse further, I encourage you to send word to me of your own volition, post haste!

Wouldst thou care to accept my mighty musket in your ammunition pouch, my sweet?

I'm afraid my meeting with you cannot happen with the mere drop of my hat, as my life is frantically full of to-do, and I mustn't prioritise a carnal rendezvous.

I dost wilt at thine rejection.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come hither and diddle thy clungage, young sir!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It willst not sucketh itself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It willst not sucketh itself."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I doth my cap to you fair maiden and bid thee a good day. On the morrow I would invite thee to my chambers and into my bed. We shall fornicate until the sun comes up

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Come hither and diddle thy clungage, young sir!

If thou whilst polish my sword I shall harken to thee with great haste

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

These just keep getting better and better..... Love it and keeping me smiling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will these minds ne’er be clean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bids’t thee, fair maiden, ‘tis thine visage free of cloth that brings’t forth lustful bulge in mine pantaloons.

‘Tis mine only d’sire to dwell betwixt thine thighs with Devilish rod secure ins’t thy love pocket.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will these minds ne’er be clean?"

Methinks these minds will remain mired on filth and scandal

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I bids’t thee, fair maiden, ‘tis thine visage free of cloth that brings’t forth lustful bulge in mine pantaloons.

‘Tis mine only d’sire to dwell betwixt thine thighs with Devilish rod secure ins’t thy love pocket."

Thine quote "love pocket" is a source of much mirth merryment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One fears, with these ills bestowed upon thy fair land, ones chamber springs will be deathly still for an eternity

One doth gaggeth for a grand seeing-to!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"One fears, with these ills bestowed upon thy fair land, ones chamber springs will be deathly still for an eternity

One doth gaggeth for a grand seeing-to! "

Once this pestilence has passed much rejoicing and making merry will follow.

And then, fair lady, your desires will be granted and your cup overfloweth.

To Christchurch I march this very evening and shall arrive no later than spring

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Favour A Fornication?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tis a sin that I crave women of moral turpitude. My crime? Viz a viz, fishing for trout in peculiar rivers. For which I received a sound thrashing. And did release my seed on her Bristol and visage.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Favour A Fornication?"

Skubddydo much more acceptable put like that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Favour A Fornication?

Skubddydo much more acceptable put like that

Skubddyo = sounds so lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tis a sin that I crave women of moral turpitude. My crime? Viz a viz, fishing for trout in peculiar rivers. For which I received a sound thrashing. And did release my seed on her Bristol and visage. "

Got to keep your rod out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One fears, with these ills bestowed upon thy fair land, ones chamber springs will be deathly still for an eternity

One doth gaggeth for a grand seeing-to! "

Whilest pestilence stalks the land thine etchings doth provideth me with much pleasure upon these darkest of nights.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Place thine fingers upon mine portrait and show appreciation for it and thou mayest be selected for fornication if it ascendeth 'pon the first page

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thy bosoms incites mine own se’d to riseth; showeth mine own thy angelic visage, so yond I may speckle t’ liketh the frieze of a careless painteth’r

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hark the plague maketh meeting f'r a dalliance impossible

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