FabSwingers.com forum: The Forum Pub

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So using the analogy that the forums can be a bit like a pub.. What role do you think you would have within this place?

Im a new member of bar staff.. friendly, bit flirty. Chat to most folk who would talk to me respectfully. I participate in all the 'pub' events.. love a geeky quiz and in-depth conversation. I enjoy karaoke and a disco.

Deffo not a loud and lairy woman on a hen do thats for sure..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im the quiz guy that drinks cask ales (but hates the taste)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im the quiz guy that drinks cask ales (but hates the taste)"

At least you are also contributing to the pub eye candy

gotta ask, why drink a drink you dislike x lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The out of towner who pops in for a quick drink when I'm passing through

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because its the drink of quiz winners!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The out of towner who pops in for a quick drink when I'm passing through "

Ah and hope you enjoy the atmosphere when you do nip in x

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By *ownwithafeatherMan
over a year ago

Watford

"Because its the drink of quiz winners!"

Is it helping your performance?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I'll be found on the pool table. And when a good tune comes on dancing around it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im the aul d*unk in the corner shouting "repent your sins" and waiting to be turfed out. Hopefully i get another pint at least cause that new barmaid looks fit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll be found on the pool table. And when a good tune comes on dancing around it"

Ah yeah every decent pub has a pool take n juke box!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm a regular. Talk philosophy in the corner if that's your bag, strong opinions. Take me or leave me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m the office worker who pops in for a few after work and doesn’t say too much.....

People tell me things knowing I never repeat it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im the aul d*unk in the corner shouting "repent your sins" and waiting to be turfed out. Hopefully i get another pint at least cause that new barmaid looks fit

Sober up ffs we got a duet on karaoke later.. lol

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I'll be found on the pool table. And when a good tune comes on dancing around it

Ah yeah every decent pub has a pool take n juke box! "

I love both so tend to dance whilst playing pool. If nothing else it puts my opponent off their game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id be the woman that comes in for the bingo xx

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

"So using the analogy that the forums can be a bit like a pub.. What role do you think you would have within this place?

Deffo not a loud and lairy woman on a hen do thats for sure..

I’ll just pop in to watch the footie- that’s if your pub has sky & BT sports?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im the aul d*unk in the corner shouting "repent your sins" and waiting to be turfed out. Hopefully i get another pint at least cause that new barmaid looks fit

Sober up ffs we got a duet on karaoke later.. lol "

Hic...what are we singing?..hic. I've already started 'show me the way to go home if you wanna just join in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be found on the pool table. And when a good tune comes on dancing around it

Ah yeah every decent pub has a pool take n juke box!

I love both so tend to dance whilst playing pool. If nothing else it puts my opponent off their game

That was a tactic used extensively by the ladies in Cupids. I could never concentrate on my cueing action!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id be the woman that comes in for the bingo xx"

Eyes down, look in....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id be the woman that comes in for the bingo xx

Eyes down, look in...."

Legs 11

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I'll be found on the pool table. And when a good tune comes on dancing around it

Ah yeah every decent pub has a pool take n juke box!

I love both so tend to dance whilst playing pool. If nothing else it puts my opponent off their game

That was a tactic used extensively by the ladies in Cupids. I could never concentrate on my cueing action!!!"

I bet lol

After a few vodkas I could be grabbing any 'stick' to chalk

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

Here with a couple of friends, sarcasm and piss taking is the order of the day. We'll drink up and move on when the kareoke starts.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Id be the woman that comes in for the bingo xx

Eyes down, look in....

Legs 11

genuinely love a bit of bingo too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id be the woman that comes in for the bingo xx

Eyes down, look in....

Legs 11

genuinely love a bit of bingo too

Me too won 400 pound couple of weeks ago xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be found on the pool table. And when a good tune comes on dancing around it

Ah yeah every decent pub has a pool take n juke box!

I love both so tend to dance whilst playing pool. If nothing else it puts my opponent off their game

That was a tactic used extensively by the ladies in Cupids. I could never concentrate on my cueing action!!!

I bet lol

After a few vodkas I could be grabbing any 'stick' to chalk

Shots all round.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Id be the woman that comes in for the bingo xx

Eyes down, look in....

Legs 11

genuinely love a bit of bingo too

Me too won 400 pound couple of weeks ago xx"
#

I won a picture frame once.. and £5 for a line lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id be the woman that comes in for the bingo xx

Eyes down, look in....

Legs 11

Nice..... what time do they open?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll be found on the pool table. And when a good tune comes on dancing around it

Ah yeah every decent pub has a pool take n juke box!

I love both so tend to dance whilst playing pool. If nothing else it puts my opponent off their game

That was a tactic used extensively by the ladies in Cupids. I could never concentrate on my cueing action!!!

I bet lol

After a few vodkas I could be grabbing any 'stick' to chalk

Shots all round.....

you 2 are gonna be trouble???

Do we have any doormen around? lol

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Here with a couple of friends, sarcasm and piss taking is the order of the day. We'll drink up and move on when the kareoke starts."

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

I'd probably be the cleaner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id be the woman that comes in for the bingo xx

Eyes down, look in....

Legs 11

Nice..... what time do they open?

When you've bought me a drink xx

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By *ooBs69Woman
over a year ago

Wirral

Sorry nodoormen but will happily kill your ears on the karaoke haha

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I'll be found on the pool table. And when a good tune comes on dancing around it

Ah yeah every decent pub has a pool take n juke box!

I love both so tend to dance whilst playing pool. If nothing else it puts my opponent off their game

That was a tactic used extensively by the ladies in Cupids. I could never concentrate on my cueing action!!!

I bet lol

After a few vodkas I could be grabbing any 'stick' to chalk

Shots all round.....

you 2 are gonna be trouble???

Do we have any doormen around? lol "

You bet I can be...in the best possible way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id be the woman that comes in for the bingo xx

Eyes down, look in....

Legs 11

genuinely love a bit of bingo too

Me too won 400 pound couple of weeks ago xx#

I won a picture frame once.. and £5 for a line lol "

Better than nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d be that odd bloke who pops in selling crab sticks and winkles

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough

I’m on the pull

V x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dunno i dont go to pubs unless theres karaoke

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I’m on the pull

V x "

If you need a wing woman

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough

"I’m on the pull

V x

If you need a wing woman

Always.

V x

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I’m on the pull

V x

If you need a wing woman

Always.

V x "

Sorted...let's do it for the girls x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The Deviant is a fine piece of eye candy ladies... see if you can distract him

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"The Deviant is a fine piece of eye candy ladies... see if you can distract him

I'm sure V and I can work it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i be tge one who cimes out of the toilet with pissy fingers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The perv sitting near the ladies toilets

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can i be tge one who cimes out of the toilet with pissy fingers?"

let me quickly remove the bar snacks ive just put out lol

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Can i be tge one who cimes out of the toilet with pissy fingers?"

Get your arse back in there and wash your hands

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The perv sitting near the ladies toilets

Shame your not sat at the bar chatting to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can i be tge one who cimes out of the toilet with pissy fingers?

let me quickly remove the bar snacks ive just put out lol

"
not sure you should be touching em either

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can i be tge one who cimes out of the toilet with pissy fingers?

let me quickly remove the bar snacks ive just put out lol

not sure you should be touching em either

ffs dont believe a word that comes outta that mans mouth lol

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I'd probably be the cleaner

More like 'cleaning up'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd probably be the cleaner

More like 'cleaning up'

Lol.. not sure if i could buy Cede mouth wash or some marigolds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can i be tge one who cimes out of the toilet with pissy fingers?

let me quickly remove the bar snacks ive just put out lol

not sure you should be touching em either

ffs dont believe a word that comes outta that mans mouth lol

"
too late the genie is out

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

I'll be in the gents offering them squirts of aftershave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The quiet one that sits in the corner nice and quiet people watching

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"The quiet one that sits in the corner nice and quiet people watching"

You know we're going get you up for a dance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The perv sitting near the ladies toilets

Shame your not sat at the bar chatting to me

In that case a large jd and cola on the rocks

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"I'll be in the gents offering them squirts of aftershave

I'll be in the gents offering them squirts of........

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I'll be in the gents offering them squirts of aftershave

I'll be in the gents offering them squirts of........

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The perv sitting near the ladies toilets

Shame your not sat at the bar chatting to me

In that case a large jd and cola on the rocks

Coming up x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll be in the gents offering them squirts of aftershave

I'll be in the gents offering them squirts of........

lol View..

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

"I'll be in the gents offering them squirts of aftershave

I'll be in the gents offering them squirts of........

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Wheres them bouncers! I want to check out their muscle

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Wheres them bouncers! I want to check out their muscle

I'll flex if you ask nicely enough

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Wheres them bouncers! I want to check out their muscle

I'll flex if you ask nicely enough

Just when I thought this pub couldn't get any better!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wheres them bouncers! I want to check out their muscle

Here sweetie

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

I'll be out in the smoking shelter with the cool kids

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

**** FREE SHOTS AT THE BAR ******

Im not the owner so its not my profits im giving away lol

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Wheres them bouncers! I want to check out their muscle

Here sweetie

Arm wrestle?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"**** FREE SHOTS AT THE BAR ******

Im not the owner so its not my profits im giving away lol

Yayyyy

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I'll be out in the smoking shelter with the cool kids

I've got a light if you need one

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

I'd be the regular talkative one and flirty with ladies that would catch my eye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"**** FREE SHOTS AT THE BAR ******

Im not the owner so its not my profits im giving away lol

In that case I’ll take a bottle of whiskey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be sitting quietly in a corner watching everyone else and wishing they'd keep the noise down so I could read my book in silence. I might liven up a bit after a few though.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Wheres them bouncers! I want to check out their muscle

I'll flex if you ask nicely enough

Just when I thought this pub couldn't get any better!

Strong and smart

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Wheres them bouncers! I want to check out their muscle

I'll flex if you ask nicely enough

Just when I thought this pub couldn't get any better!

Strong and smart

Oh I kmow

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By *oodyshere2011Man
over a year ago

Midlands

"So using the analogy that the forums can be a bit like a pub.. What role do you think you would have within this place?

Deffo not a loud and lairy woman on a hen do thats for sure..

Love a cheeky quiz every now and then, having a drink or two and laughing away not taking things to serious

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I'll be sitting quietly in a corner watching everyone else and wishing they'd keep the noise down so I could read my book in silence. I might liven up a bit after a few though."

The shots are free I'll bring you a few liveners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be sitting quietly in a corner watching everyone else and wishing they'd keep the noise down so I could read my book in silence. I might liven up a bit after a few though.

The shots are free I'll bring you a few liveners

Vodka

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

"I'll be out in the smoking shelter with the cool kids

I've got a light if you need one

See, you meet all the interesting people while having a fag...pull up a pew and we'll hog the heater while we talk rubbish

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

loving the crowd tonight!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’ll just sit alone and absorb the ambiance as I quietly enjoy my pint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"**** FREE SHOTS AT THE BAR ******

Im not the owner so its not my profits im giving away lol

Black sambuca please xx

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I'd be the regular talkative one and flirty with ladies that would catch my eye

*Walks past giving my best wiggle

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Depends who im with. If im out with the girlies it will be bacardi and after a few i will be tabletop dancing to the disco. Loud and giggly but not to annoying. I will be ignoring the men cause i will be having fun without them.

If im with jay a couple of cocktails but much more sedate. We will have a dance and do the quiz.

No taking part in the kareoke for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just been for a piss. Someone’s shagging in the cubicles

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I'll be out in the smoking shelter with the cool kids

I've got a light if you need one

See, you meet all the interesting people while having a fag...pull up a pew and we'll hog the heater while we talk rubbish

Great...I can so talk rubbish especially after a few!

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By *oodyshere2011Man
over a year ago

Midlands

Looking across the pub, it’s v busy and the ladies are looking great

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Just been for a piss. Someone’s shagging in the cubicles

I wish they'd just used the dance floor

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

The one in the corner that’s really quiet until she drinks a bit then she’s everyone’s friend

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Just been for a piss. Someone’s shagging in the cubicles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The one in the corner that’s really quiet until she drinks a bit then she’s everyone’s friend

Hope you are sharing that cake

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By *oodyshere2011Man
over a year ago

Midlands

"The one in the corner that’s really quiet until she drinks a bit then she’s everyone’s friend

No one should be in the corner, we are a friendly bunch

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"The one in the corner that’s really quiet until she drinks a bit then she’s everyone’s friend

Drinks for Belle

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I'd be the regular talkative one and flirty with ladies that would catch my eye

*Walks past giving my best wiggle

*eyes pop out of sockets and comes over for a chat*

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Depends who im with. If im out with the girlies it will be bacardi and after a few i will be tabletop dancing to the disco. Loud and giggly but not to annoying. I will be ignoring the men cause i will be having fun without them.

If im with jay a couple of cocktails but much more sedate. We will have a dance and do the quiz.

No taking part in the kareoke for me"

Ooooh tabletop dancing...I'd love to be there for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Resident ghost

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough

"I’m on the pull

V x

If you need a wing woman

Always.

V x

Sorted...let's do it for the girls x"

Seems like we are spoiled for choice this evening

V x

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough

"Just been for a piss. Someone’s shagging in the cubicles

Sorry. I pulled

V x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Friendly door staff cos they always seem to attract the ladies

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Just been for a piss. Someone’s shagging in the cubicles

Sorry. I pulled

V x "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I pop in when there is a band on and get tiddly, loud and like a dance. Making people laugh and roll their eyes accordingly

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By *oodyshere2011Man
over a year ago

Midlands

"I pop in when there is a band on and get tiddly, loud and like a dance. Making people laugh and roll their eyes accordingly "

Orders a drink or two and awaits the dancing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I pop in when there is a band on and get tiddly, loud and like a dance. Making people laugh and roll their eyes accordingly "

Welcome...The dance floors That way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m the quiet friendly fellow just tapping away till the Dutch courage kicks in and everyone is getting a cuddle or a peck on the cheek

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Where's Sasst gone. I bet it's her in the toilet shagging

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I pop in when there is a band on and get tiddly, loud and like a dance. Making people laugh and roll their eyes accordingly "

That sounds like my kinda nught

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By *oroRick1027Man
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

I'm the guy who pinches the new barmaid's ass

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

I'm the loner sat in the corner watching the world go by, but when someone sits next to me for a chat I have a friendly, listening ear and offer good conversation.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I'm the loner sat in the corner watching the world go by, but when someone sits next to me for a chat I have a friendly, listening ear and offer good conversation."

Room for a little un

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where's Sasst gone. I bet it's her in the toilet shagging

Still shagging. Bit of a queue forming now

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

"I'm the loner sat in the corner watching the world go by, but when someone sits next to me for a chat I have a friendly, listening ear and offer good conversation.

Room for a little un

Certainly is

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I'm the loner sat in the corner watching the world go by, but when someone sits next to me for a chat I have a friendly, listening ear and offer good conversation.

Room for a little un

Certainly is

Cool..I've got a good ear too if you want to chat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the girl who pops in for lunch a couple of times a week but the atmosphere is so good...I stay for a few cock-tails

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

"I'm the loner sat in the corner watching the world go by, but when someone sits next to me for a chat I have a friendly, listening ear and offer good conversation.

Room for a little un

Certainly is

Cool..I've got a good ear too if you want to chat

Super! Come and tell me all about yourself

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I'm the loner sat in the corner watching the world go by, but when someone sits next to me for a chat I have a friendly, listening ear and offer good conversation.

Room for a little un

Certainly is

Cool..I've got a good ear too if you want to chat

Super! Come and tell me all about yourself

Let me take you back to when I was 2yrs old

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Where's Sasst gone. I bet it's her in the toilet shagging

Still shagging. Bit of a queue forming now

Was re stocking the bar x

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Where's Sasst gone. I bet it's her in the toilet shagging

Still shagging. Bit of a queue forming now

Was re stocking the bar x

Yeah yeah

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I'd be the old fella with the flat cap and the Jack Russell sat in the corner , with the pint of mild and yesterday's crossword

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I'd be the old fella with the flat cap and the Jack Russell sat in the corner , with the pint of mild and yesterday's crossword

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wondered where my cap and paper went

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I'd be the old fella with the flat cap and the Jack Russell sat in the corner , with the pint of mild and yesterday's crossword

I'm not buying that..you don't get a name like minx for nothing

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

[Removed by poster at 28/10/20 18:52:46]

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I'd be the old fella with the flat cap and the Jack Russell sat in the corner , with the pint of mild and yesterday's crossword

wondered where my cap and paper went

Whose is the dog

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

"I'm the loner sat in the corner watching the world go by, but when someone sits next to me for a chat I have a friendly, listening ear and offer good conversation.

Room for a little un

Certainly is

Cool..I've got a good ear too if you want to chat

Super! Come and tell me all about yourself

Let me take you back to when I was 2yrs old

Haha that made me chuckle.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"[Removes knickers off her heels by poster at 28/10/20 18:54]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm wandering around looking for victims to buy raffle tickets for the "meat" draw and the "kissing booth".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm wandering around looking for victims to buy raffle tickets for the "meat" draw and the "kissing booth". "

Hello hottie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm wandering around looking for victims to buy raffle tickets for the "meat" draw and the "kissing booth".

Hello hottie

How many tickets would you like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm wandering around looking for victims to buy raffle tickets for the "meat" draw and the "kissing booth".

Hello hottie

How many tickets would you like? "

Any tickets to the secret tea party?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be the guy stood by the jukebox nursing a pint and occasionally flipping through the options so no-one can play any 'crap' music.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm wandering around looking for victims to buy raffle tickets for the "meat" draw and the "kissing booth".

Hello hottie

How many tickets would you like?

Any tickets to the secret tea party?

I'm not in control of tickets to the STP, I'm only flogging tickets for meat and snogs, soz.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm wandering around looking for victims to buy raffle tickets for the "meat" draw and the "kissing booth".

Hello hottie

How many tickets would you like?

Any tickets to the secret tea party?

I'm not in control of tickets to the STP, I'm only flogging tickets for meat and snogs, soz. "

DM me

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I'd be the guy stood by the jukebox nursing a pint and occasionally flipping through the options so no-one can play any 'crap' music. "

You pays your money..you take your pick

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I'm the loner sat in the corner watching the world go by, but when someone sits next to me for a chat I have a friendly, listening ear and offer good conversation.

Room for a little un

Certainly is

Cool..I've got a good ear too if you want to chat

Super! Come and tell me all about yourself

Let me take you back to when I was 2yrs old

Haha that made me chuckle.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

All dressed up too. I like playing dress up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sits in the carner with the 'racing post' and a glass of red..

Until....

He sees the karaoke machine rolling out

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I'd be the old fella with the flat cap and the Jack Russell sat in the corner , with the pint of mild and yesterday's crossword

I'm not buying that..you don't get a name like minx for nothing

Love a pint of mild, me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sits in the carner with the 'racing post' and a glass of red..

Until....

He sees the karaoke machine rolling out

warm up those vocal chords

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I'd be the old fella with the flat cap and the Jack Russell sat in the corner , with the pint of mild and yesterday's crossword

I'm not buying that..you don't get a name like minx for nothing

Love a pint of mild, me

Back in the day I was a barmaid for 8yrs and never served a woman mild ..for herself. That's quite unusual.

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By *adbod74Man
over a year ago

Dudley

I grew up in a pub, then ran a bar in a lap dance club, so for me I'd be the bar manager.

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

"I'd be the old fella with the flat cap and the Jack Russell sat in the corner , with the pint of mild and yesterday's crossword

I'm not buying that..you don't get a name like minx for nothing

Love a pint of mild, me

Back in the day I was a barmaid for 8yrs and never served a woman mild ..for herself. That's quite unusual."

Did you ever serve Black & Tan? Half a mild and half a Guinness in a pint pot?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I'd be the old fella with the flat cap and the Jack Russell sat in the corner , with the pint of mild and yesterday's crossword

I'm not buying that..you don't get a name like minx for nothing

Love a pint of mild, me

Back in the day I was a barmaid for 8yrs and never served a woman mild ..for herself. That's quite unusual.

Did you ever serve Black & Tan? Half a mild and half a Guinness in a pint pot?"

Not often!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can i be tge one who cimes out of the toilet with pissy fingers?

Get your arse back in there and wash your hands

"
yes maaaaaaam

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Can i be tge one who cimes out of the toilet with pissy fingers?

Get your arse back in there and wash your hands

yes maaaaaaam

Now would you like some nuts

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I grew up in a pub, then ran a bar in a lap dance club, so for me I'd be the bar manager. "

You must have picked up a thing or 2..can you work q pole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd happily be the overly friendly regular. Not the one that's so pissed you can't understand him, the one that's always playing pool and picking songs on the jukebox.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd happily be the overly friendly regular. Not the one that's so pissed you can't understand him, the one that's always playing pool and picking songs on the jukebox.

I'll rack up, you choose the tunes...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd happily be the overly friendly regular. Not the one that's so pissed you can't understand him, the one that's always playing pool and picking songs on the jukebox.

I'll rack up, you choose the tunes...

Works for me. Loser buys the next round?

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By *RSTCouple
over a year ago

S. Northants

I'm probably the guy sat in the corner with a pint and a dessert, the wife is there with her wine next to me.

We're sat together facing the room people watching and figuring out everyone from who's on a first date to who wishes they were with someone else.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I'm the one trying to drive a wheelchair down the corridor it doesn't fit down. Some hilarious memories of trying to extricate myself from a twee ye olde pub in Manchester (the City Arms). Eeeeeeeeeeee them were the days

PS: Sorry about the ornamental skirting boards Landlady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd happily be the overly friendly regular. Not the one that's so pissed you can't understand him, the one that's always playing pool and picking songs on the jukebox.

I'll rack up, you choose the tunes...

Works for me. Loser buys the next round?"

You'd better get your wad out then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be on the pool table or playing darts x

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I'm the one trying to drive a wheelchair down the corridor it doesn't fit down. Some hilarious memories of trying to extricate myself from a twee ye olde pub in Manchester (the City Arms). Eeeeeeeeeeee them were the days

PS: Sorry about the ornamental skirting boards Landlady

The good old days...I for 1 miss them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd happily be the overly friendly regular. Not the one that's so pissed you can't understand him, the one that's always playing pool and picking songs on the jukebox.

I'll rack up, you choose the tunes...

Works for me. Loser buys the next round?

You'd better get your wad out then

Is that what we call it these days?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Ok who wants a cuddle

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I (Luke) am the bloke who doesn't drink alcohol and is not really into pubs and has only gone to be social and to oggle the aforementioned friendly barmaid (the OP).

I nurse a single glass of lemonade making last the whole evening.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I (Luke) am the bloke who doesn't drink alcohol and is not really into pubs and has only gone to be social and to oggle the aforementioned friendly barmaid (the OP).

I nurse a single glass of lemonade making last the whole evening. "

Your company will be welcomed x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok who wants a cuddle

I'll take a cuddle, if there's one going?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

PS: Sorry about the ornamental skirting boards Landlady

The good old days...I for 1 miss them

I got properly stuck at the bottom of an ancient staircase, right outside the door to the gents. The corridor was precisely the same width as my chair but no room to corner. It's one of those pubs where social distancing = 1 person in the whole place. I was IN the way

Good old Friday nights after work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone still shagging in the toiltets

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

IPA please barkeep

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"IPA please barkeep

coming up handsome x x

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Anyone still shagging in the toiltets

Shall we.take a look..if not there soon would be

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

PS: Sorry about the ornamental skirting boards Landlady

The good old days...I for 1 miss them

Good old Friday nights after work

A couple of after work drimks have a habit of taking on a life of their own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone still shagging in the toiltets

Shall we.take a look..if not there soon would be

Ladies before gentlemen...

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

PS: Sorry about the ornamental skirting boards Landlady

The good old days...I for 1 miss them

Good old Friday nights after work

A couple of after work drimks have a habit of taking on a life of their own

That's the thing, I don't drink. I'd only been on the lemonades

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The meat draw is about to take place, who wants to pick the winner?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Anyone still shagging in the toiltets

Shall we.take a look..if not there soon would be

Ladies before gentlemen...

I'm no lady

but I'm all woman

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

PS: Sorry about the ornamental skirting boards Landlady

The good old days...I for 1 miss them

Good old Friday nights after work

A couple of after work drimks have a habit of taking on a life of their own

That's the thing, I don't drink. I'd only been on the lemonades

Just me then

I'd buy you a lemonade and navigate those corners

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"The meat draw is about to take place, who wants to pick the winner? "

I want a kiss at your booth

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By *orace99Man
over a year ago

York

I will be sitting at the end of the bar just watching the world go by..... And laughing at the d*unkards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The meat draw is about to take place, who wants to pick the winner? "

What kind of meat are we talking? Any veg

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By *innerdateMan
over a year ago

Leigh

I'm the guy with an eye for the ladies, love to flirt with the gorgeous barmaid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The quiet punter sat alone in corner...

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"The meat draw is about to take place, who wants to pick the winner?

What kind of meat are we talking? Any veg

No vag just meat

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

PS: Sorry about the ornamental skirting boards Landlady

The good old days...I for 1 miss them

Good old Friday nights after work

A couple of after work drimks have a habit of taking on a life of their own

That's the thing, I don't drink. I'd only been on the lemonades

Just me then

I'd buy you a lemonade and navigate those corners

We can share a portion of chips too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When’s the man coming round with the basket full of crabs and stuff

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