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WTF ist a Yoni massage?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Come on. I have no idea.

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

It's a massage by a dyslexic bear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's a massage by a dyslexic bear."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's a massage by a dyslexic bear."

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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It's a sexy, sensual massage all over the body and its erogenous zone. I don't think reaching orgasm is the point of it, more to get in touch with your sensual side but I'm not an expert in it. I know at some point the vulva is massaged but again, it's not meant to be like a quick finger bash.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on. I have no idea. "

Having just googled it,looks like you're getting fingered

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By *rP_TickleMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Its the build up to being masterly figured x

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

An intensive massage on the muscles surrounding your knee?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Come on. I have no idea.

Having just googled it,looks like you're getting fingered "

There must be more to it then that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's a sexy, sensual massage all over the body and its erogenous zone. I don't think reaching orgasm is the point of it, more to get in touch with your sensual side but I'm not an expert in it. I know at some point the vulva is massaged but again, it's not meant to be like a quick finger bash."

So massage then fingering?

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By *ebel Red HotWoman
over a year ago

York

Its the mythical key to getting in a woman's knickers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fancy name for a fanny rub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on. I have no idea.

Having just googled it,looks like you're getting fingered

There must be more to it then that?"

Fingered with a happy ending

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"It's a sexy, sensual massage all over the body and its erogenous zone. I don't think reaching orgasm is the point of it, more to get in touch with your sensual side but I'm not an expert in it. I know at some point the vulva is massaged but again, it's not meant to be like a quick finger bash.

So massage then fingering?"

Yes Inca, much like beef wellington is a slab of meat with some pastry around it. I mean it is in a very simple, straightforward way.

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By *omSnowMan
over a year ago

Woking


"Its the mythical key to getting in a woman's knickers. "

..no..no..no,this is not true!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hmmm. Just sounds like marketing to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's a sexy, sensual massage all over the body and its erogenous zone. I don't think reaching orgasm is the point of it, more to get in touch with your sensual side but I'm not an expert in it. I know at some point the vulva is massaged but again, it's not meant to be like a quick finger bash."

Yoni is a Sanskrit word which represents the goddess Shakti. A Yoni Massage derives from Tantra and/or Taoist sexual practices. It is a full body massage which focuses on the erogenous zones and ends up with massaging the vagina.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A fancy name for a fanny rub"

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By *ensual 2Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool


"It's a sexy, sensual massage all over the body and its erogenous zone. I don't think reaching orgasm is the point of it, more to get in touch with your sensual side but I'm not an expert in it. I know at some point the vulva is massaged but again, it's not meant to be like a quick finger bash.

Yoni is a Sanskrit word which represents the goddess Shakti. A Yoni Massage derives from Tantra and/or Taoist sexual practices. It is a full body massage which focuses on the erogenous zones and ends up with massaging the vagina."
Love a slow teasing massage with full on pleasure tantric ....so nice

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's a sexy, sensual massage all over the body and its erogenous zone. I don't think reaching orgasm is the point of it, more to get in touch with your sensual side but I'm not an expert in it. I know at some point the vulva is massaged but again, it's not meant to be like a quick finger bash.

So massage then fingering?

Yes Inca, much like beef wellington is a slab of meat with some pastry around it. I mean it is in a very simple, straightforward way."

Well thank you for that visual comparison Meli, I hate beef Wellington

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s a massage of the yoni

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

One thing it's not is a quick frantic fingerblasting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to retrain. This could be the career move I've been looking for.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’s a massage of the yoni "

Thank you Einstein

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"It's a sexy, sensual massage all over the body and its erogenous zone. I don't think reaching orgasm is the point of it, more to get in touch with your sensual side but I'm not an expert in it. I know at some point the vulva is massaged but again, it's not meant to be like a quick finger bash.

So massage then fingering?

Yes Inca, much like beef wellington is a slab of meat with some pastry around it. I mean it is in a very simple, straightforward way."

Wait ... so which bit of the vulva is the mushrooms??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's a sexy, sensual massage all over the body and its erogenous zone. I don't think reaching orgasm is the point of it, more to get in touch with your sensual side but I'm not an expert in it. I know at some point the vulva is massaged but again, it's not meant to be like a quick finger bash.

So massage then fingering?

Yes Inca, much like beef wellington is a slab of meat with some pastry around it. I mean it is in a very simple, straightforward way.

Wait ... so which bit of the vulva is the mushrooms??"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A fancy name for a fanny rub"

Slowly becoming a lost art along with getting titted up.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"It's a sexy, sensual massage all over the body and its erogenous zone. I don't think reaching orgasm is the point of it, more to get in touch with your sensual side but I'm not an expert in it. I know at some point the vulva is massaged but again, it's not meant to be like a quick finger bash.

So massage then fingering?

Yes Inca, much like beef wellington is a slab of meat with some pastry around it. I mean it is in a very simple, straightforward way."

It's like feeling round the end of the pastry to check if any of the juices have leaked out .. and then basting the rest of the pastry with them ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's a sexy, sensual massage all over the body and its erogenous zone. I don't think reaching orgasm is the point of it, more to get in touch with your sensual side but I'm not an expert in it. I know at some point the vulva is massaged but again, it's not meant to be like a quick finger bash.

So massage then fingering?

Yes Inca, much like beef wellington is a slab of meat with some pastry around it. I mean it is in a very simple, straightforward way.

It's like feeling round the end of the pastry to check if any of the juices have leaked out .. and then basting the rest of the pastry with them ... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's a sexy, sensual massage all over the body and its erogenous zone. I don't think reaching orgasm is the point of it, more to get in touch with your sensual side but I'm not an expert in it. I know at some point the vulva is massaged but again, it's not meant to be like a quick finger bash.

So massage then fingering?

Yes Inca, much like beef wellington is a slab of meat with some pastry around it. I mean it is in a very simple, straightforward way.

It's like feeling round the end of the pastry to check if any of the juices have leaked out .. and then basting the rest of the pastry with them ...

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Is yoni a type of pastry then? I can't imagine managing someone with the crust of a mince and onion pie to be overly sensual

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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Is yoni a type of pastry then? I can't imagine managing someone with the crust of a mince and onion pie to be overly sensual "

What if I fed it to you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Is yoni a type of pastry then? I can't imagine managing someone with the crust of a mince and onion pie to be overly sensual

What if I fed it to you? "

Oh my that would do it for me, but only because I would hope you would let me lick your fingers after

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian


"Yoni is a Sanskrit word which represents the goddess Shakti. A Yoni Massage derives from Tantra and/or Taoist sexual practices. It is a full body massage which focuses on the erogenous zones and ends up with massaging the vagina."

Sounds rather nice, I'll have to try that some time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I give Mrs yoni massages all the time. Great stress reliever, but STRANGELY always leads to sex

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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Is yoni a type of pastry then? I can't imagine managing someone with the crust of a mince and onion pie to be overly sensual

What if I fed it to you?

Oh my that would do it for me, but only because I would hope you would let me lick your fingers after "

Date night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Is yoni a type of pastry then? I can't imagine managing someone with the crust of a mince and onion pie to be overly sensual

What if I fed it to you?

Oh my that would do it for me, but only because I would hope you would let me lick your fingers after

Date night "

Im free any night you wish it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just heard a radio show about this. Have any women tried it and loved it?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Its the mythical key to getting in a woman's knickers. "

Yep the messages I get offering this are usually older guys...I think they see it as an "easy" way to get into my pants...urgh... when they offer, it always feels creepy and unappealing to me.

No thanks Yoni Masters. I can twink my own twonk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on. I have no idea. "

Really you dont have Google

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By *ensual 2Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool


"Its the mythical key to getting in a woman's knickers.

Yep the messages I get offering this are usually older guys...I think they see it as an "easy" way to get into my pants...urgh... when they offer, it always feels creepy and unappealing to me.

No thanks Yoni Masters. I can twink my own twonk.

"
Dont knock it til you try it

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