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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North

Do you ever put something down in a safe place but then it just disappears never to be seen again?

Love and Peace

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts

Wish I knew how I did it..I'd be rich

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By *wistedbambi69Woman
over a year ago

Somerset

All the bloody time lol

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North

A lot of things recently are disappearing? I know I’ve put them in a safe place but I just can’t seem to find them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its always in the last place you look!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, every fecking day for the last few months

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By *nicorn4uWoman
over a year ago

telford

No chance of you losing that massive thing is there Mr Mystique Man

:-0

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Its always in the last place you look!"

No it’s not as I’m 100% certain of this item It’s like it’s been lost in some weird vortex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you sit on it Mystique?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"No chance of you losing that massive thing is there Mr Mystique Man

:-0 "

There’s every chance

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Did you sit on it Mystique?"

You can sit on it

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By *oneyBear100Couple
over a year ago

Gatwick area

Frequently lose things in the house, hunt for hours, engage services of Son for assistance. Give up after hours and declare 'its lost and gone forever'.

Wife sweetly smiles, shakes her head muttering 'man look' and reappears 2 minutes later saying 'is this it? '

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

when my son was young he had some lovely books and i packed them away for when i became a grandma.

Never to be seen again

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Frequently lose things in the house, hunt for hours, engage services of Son for assistance. Give up after hours and declare 'its lost and gone forever'.

Wife sweetly smiles, shakes her head muttering 'man look' and reappears 2 minutes later saying 'is this it? '"

This x1000

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't find my invisible ink

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Frequently lose things in the house, hunt for hours, engage services of Son for assistance. Give up after hours and declare 'its lost and gone forever'.

Wife sweetly smiles, shakes her head muttering 'man look' and reappears 2 minutes later saying 'is this it? '"

But does she turn up with the right thing?

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

You don’t have a designated safe place space? Amateur....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the bloody time... Top of the list is the lesser spotted 10 mil socket.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only things that I can’t lose

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"You don’t have a designated safe place space? Amateur...."

I can assure you this item was definitely 100% in a safe place. It’s grown legs and fucked off

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By *oneyBear100Couple
over a year ago

Gatwick area


"Frequently lose things in the house, hunt for hours, engage services of Son for assistance. Give up after hours and declare 'its lost and gone forever'.

Wife sweetly smiles, shakes her head muttering 'man look' and reappears 2 minutes later saying 'is this it? '

But does she turn up with the right thing? "

Irritatingly and love her to bits... but yes

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"You don’t have a designated safe place space? Amateur....

I can assure you this item was definitely 100% in a safe place. It’s grown legs and fucked off "

Was it the cat?

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Yep. Would lose my freakin head if it wasn't attached!

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"You don’t have a designated safe place space? Amateur....

I can assure you this item was definitely 100% in a safe place. It’s grown legs and fucked off

Was it the cat?"

If I were to have an animal I can assure a cat would be the very bottom of the list

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

If it's a safe place to remember, add it to your phone memory, such as creating a contact listing, then just search your phone contacts for the items, if you don't immediately recall it from your memory. If you actually wrote it down, it would also create a stronger memory imprint, due to it involving more aspects of your brain. Rehearse you remembering it in future, when you may need to find it. Much more robust memory imprints. Throw the paper note away, as you'd just do it for me memorising effect. Or keep them as backup to your phone contact memory. You can always separate them into a different area, if needed for privacy.

I forget a fair few things but using these tools helps a lot

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Yep. Would lose my freakin head if it wasn't attached! "

You need to be careful. Profile suggests you mislaid most of your head already. Don't worry! There's still time

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"You don’t have a designated safe place space? Amateur....

I can assure you this item was definitely 100% in a safe place. It’s grown legs and fucked off

Was it the cat?

If I were to have an animal I can assure a cat would be the very bottom of the list "

Was it your child?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"If it's a safe place to remember, add it to your phone memory, such as creating a contact listing, then just search your phone contacts for the items, if you don't immediately recall it from your memory. If you actually wrote it down, it would also create a stronger memory imprint, due to it involving more aspects of your brain. Rehearse you remembering it in future, when you may need to find it. Much more robust memory imprints. Throw the paper note away, as you'd just do it for me memorising effect. Or keep them as backup to your phone contact memory. You can always separate them into a different area, if needed for privacy.

I forget a fair few things but using these tools helps a lot "

This particular item was saved in a very similar way. It’s vanished into thin air it’ll show up I’m sure

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Yep. Would lose my freakin head if it wasn't attached! "

Old age creeping up Chill

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"You don’t have a designated safe place space? Amateur....

I can assure you this item was definitely 100% in a safe place. It’s grown legs and fucked off

Was it the cat?

If I were to have an animal I can assure a cat would be the very bottom of the list

Was it your child?"

Fuck I forgot about him as well

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Only things that I can’t lose "

You definitely can’t lose those

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"You don’t have a designated safe place space? Amateur....

I can assure you this item was definitely 100% in a safe place. It’s grown legs and fucked off

Was it the cat?

If I were to have an animal I can assure a cat would be the very bottom of the list

Was it your child?

Fuck I forgot about him as well "

Try Aldi seasonal aisle

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"You don’t have a designated safe place space? Amateur....

I can assure you this item was definitely 100% in a safe place. It’s grown legs and fucked off

Was it the cat?

If I were to have an animal I can assure a cat would be the very bottom of the list

Was it your child?

Fuck I forgot about him as well

Try Aldi seasonal aisle "

More like Morrison’s, running around scaring the old dears with his warewolf mask

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By *unmatt888Man
over a year ago

Duns


"All the bloody time... Top of the list is the lesser spotted 10 mil socket. "

10mm sockets are a myth

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"All the bloody time... Top of the list is the lesser spotted 10 mil socket.

10mm sockets are a myth"

I don’t lose sockets as they’re screwed to the wall

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
Forum Mod

over a year ago

My Own Little World


"Frequently lose things in the house, hunt for hours, engage services of Son for assistance. Give up after hours and declare 'its lost and gone forever'.

Wife sweetly smiles, shakes her head muttering 'man look' and reappears 2 minutes later saying 'is this it? '"

This is my hubby a couple of months ago looking for his passport.

I tell him to put it back in the drawer where it lives he never does, so he emptied the car, the suitcases, all coat pockets, the drawers in the bedroom, at work AND the drawer where the passports are kept.

Nothing.

So after me deliberately ignoring his panic as payback for him leaving his shit wherever he likes, I took pity on him.

I open the drawer, moved 1 notepad and took out his passport.

Handed it to him silently and walked off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the time !!

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By *ontecristoMan
over a year ago

PonteCarlo

Car keys all the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its always in the last place you look!"
thats because you stop looking when you've found it ?? never has anyone found sonething and then carried on looking

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Do you ever put something down in a safe place but then it just disappears never to be seen again?

Love and Peace "

All the time.

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By *iscreet-is-paramountMan
over a year ago

somewhere only we know.

Ghosts....

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Ghosts...."

I’m not ruling this theory out

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