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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So, I found out yesterday that I've got to isolate till 9th November!!

I'm not really a stay indoors person...so far this morning I've cleaned the oven with pink stuff, re-arranged the mug cupboard and hoovered the porch!

Any suggestions on jobs I can do will be greatly received lol

Or if anyone just wants a chat, I'd love one.

P.S. this isn't a ploy to get folking chatting, I really am climbing the walls

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Why?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why?"

Why isolate?

Been in contact with someone who tested positive over the weekend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello Cheeky

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Declutter your wardrobe

Clean the fridge

Clean the inside of the windows

Wash your bedding

Rearrange your lounge

Sort out your clutter drawers

Watch a film

Read a book

Cut your toenails

Have a wank

Polish throughout house

Sort out under the sink

Clean out your guttering

That’ll give you some ideas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So, I found out yesterday that I've got to isolate till 9th November!!

I'm not really a stay indoors person...so far this morning I've cleaned the oven with pink stuff, re-arranged the mug cupboard and hoovered the porch!

Any suggestions on jobs I can do will be greatly received lol

Or if anyone just wants a chat, I'd love one.

P.S. this isn't a ploy to get folking chatting, I really am climbing the walls

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. To be fair, pink stuff is ace!! Also cillit bang... Bleach spray and 'glo white'!!

On a more serious note, I've just gone through 4 lockdowns, 1 due to a pos, 3 due to contact. If you need chat and ideas, inbox, open! And tea and biscuits aplenty! Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello Cheeky

Hey Cheeky

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Declutter your wardrobe

Clean the fridge

Clean the inside of the windows

Wash your bedding

Rearrange your lounge

Sort out your clutter drawers

Watch a film

Read a book

Cut your toenails

Have a wank

Polish throughout house

Sort out under the sink

Clean out your guttering

That’ll give you some ideas

Thanks La Luna...all great suggestions.

Think I'll go with no 10

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So, I found out yesterday that I've got to isolate till 9th November!!

I'm not really a stay indoors person...so far this morning I've cleaned the oven with pink stuff, re-arranged the mug cupboard and hoovered the porch!

Any suggestions on jobs I can do will be greatly received lol

Or if anyone just wants a chat, I'd love one.

P.S. this isn't a ploy to get folking chatting, I really am climbing the walls

. To be fair, pink stuff is ace!! Also cillit bang... Bleach spray and 'glo white'!!

On a more serious note, I've just gone through 4 lockdowns, 1 due to a pos, 3 due to contact. If you need chat and ideas, inbox, open! And tea and biscuits aplenty! Xx"

Wow, your profile write up will keep me amused all day...love it!

Just messaged you x

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

I'm allways up for a chat x

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By *heGentleman2024Man
over a year ago

North West

I know how you feel OP its tough..

We in Wales are going through similar, it really is weird times.. keep yourself busy no matter what..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So, I found out yesterday that I've got to isolate till 9th November!!

I'm not really a stay indoors person...so far this morning I've cleaned the oven with pink stuff, re-arranged the mug cupboard and hoovered the porch!

Any suggestions on jobs I can do will be greatly received lol

Or if anyone just wants a chat, I'd love one.

P.S. this isn't a ploy to get folking chatting, I really am climbing the walls

. To be fair, pink stuff is ace!! Also cillit bang... Bleach spray and 'glo white'!!

On a more serious note, I've just gone through 4 lockdowns, 1 due to a pos, 3 due to contact. If you need chat and ideas, inbox, open! And tea and biscuits aplenty! Xx

Wow, your profile write up will keep me amused all day...love it!

Just messaged you x"

Gotcha! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could bake a cake

Sweep the stairs

And watch all of Netflix I mean like all of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So, I found out yesterday that I've got to isolate till 9th November!!

I'm not really a stay indoors person...so far this morning I've cleaned the oven with pink stuff, re-arranged the mug cupboard and hoovered the porch!

Any suggestions on jobs I can do will be greatly received lol

Or if anyone just wants a chat, I'd love one.

P.S. this isn't a ploy to get folking chatting, I really am climbing the walls

. To be fair, pink stuff is ace!! Also cillit bang... Bleach spray and 'glo white'!!

On a more serious note, I've just gone through 4 lockdowns, 1 due to a pos, 3 due to contact. If you need chat and ideas, inbox, open! And tea and biscuits aplenty! Xx

Wow, your profile write up will keep me amused all day...love it!

Just messaged you x

Gotcha! X

Your Profile is fantastic, I laughed so much I think a bit of wee came out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So, I found out yesterday that I've got to isolate till 9th November!!

I'm not really a stay indoors person...so far this morning I've cleaned the oven with pink stuff, re-arranged the mug cupboard and hoovered the porch!

Any suggestions on jobs I can do will be greatly received lol

Or if anyone just wants a chat, I'd love one.

P.S. this isn't a ploy to get folking chatting, I really am climbing the walls

. To be fair, pink stuff is ace!! Also cillit bang... Bleach spray and 'glo white'!!

On a more serious note, I've just gone through 4 lockdowns, 1 due to a pos, 3 due to contact. If you need chat and ideas, inbox, open! And tea and biscuits aplenty! Xx

Wow, your profile write up will keep me amused all day...love it!

Just messaged you x

Gotcha! X

Your Profile is fantastic, I laughed so much I think a bit of wee came out!

I'm sorry... I just can't hide how much of an asshole I really am x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You could bake a cake

Sweep the stairs

And watch all of Netflix I mean like all of it.

Already made a lemon drizzle and hoovered the stairs...I'll have nothing left to do lol

Good shout on the Netflix...I need to finish Ratched...loving it!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You could bake a cake

Sweep the stairs

And watch all of Netflix I mean like all of it.

Already made a lemon drizzle and hoovered the stairs...I'll have nothing left to do lol

Good shout on the Netflix...I need to finish Ratched...loving it!!!"

I've Recently watch the remake of battlestar gallactica on iplayer. There's 4 seasons and about 26 episodes each season so that should kill some time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello Cheeky

Hey Cheeky

What have you cleaned with pink stuff other than the oven

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You could bake a cake

Sweep the stairs

And watch all of Netflix I mean like all of it.

Already made a lemon drizzle and hoovered the stairs...I'll have nothing left to do lol

Good shout on the Netflix...I need to finish Ratched...loving it!!!

I've Recently watch the remake of battlestar gallactica on iplayer. There's 4 seasons and about 26 episodes each season so that should kill some time. "

I'm not a huge sci-fi fan if I'm honest

I've heard Hunters is good though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You could bake a cake

Sweep the stairs

And watch all of Netflix I mean like all of it.

Already made a lemon drizzle and hoovered the stairs...I'll have nothing left to do lol

Good shout on the Netflix...I need to finish Ratched...loving it!!!

I've Recently watch the remake of battlestar gallactica on iplayer. There's 4 seasons and about 26 episodes each season so that should kill some time.

I'm not a huge sci-fi fan if I'm honest

I've heard Hunters is good though."

I'm not normally but I loved it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello Cheeky

Hey Cheeky

What have you cleaned with pink stuff other than the oven

Just the oven so far...it's fucking amazing though. It's the paste not the spray.

What else can I use it for??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello Cheeky

Hey Cheeky

What have you cleaned with pink stuff other than the oven

Just the oven so far...it's fucking amazing though. It's the paste not the spray.

What else can I use it for??"

Do not and I repeat do not put it on your willy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You could bake a cake

Sweep the stairs

And watch all of Netflix I mean like all of it.

Already made a lemon drizzle and hoovered the stairs...I'll have nothing left to do lol

Good shout on the Netflix...I need to finish Ratched...loving it!!!

I've Recently watch the remake of battlestar gallactica on iplayer. There's 4 seasons and about 26 episodes each season so that should kill some time.

I'm not a huge sci-fi fan if I'm honest

I've heard Hunters is good though.

I'm not normally but I loved it. "

Fair enough...i didn't think Ratched would be my cup of tea either. Have you seen it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello Cheeky

Hey Cheeky

What have you cleaned with pink stuff other than the oven

Just the oven so far...it's fucking amazing though. It's the paste not the spray.

What else can I use it for??

Do not and I repeat do not put it on your willy

Omg, just spat out my coffee!

I have absolutely no intention of putting it on my willy...none...zero...nada!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You could bake a cake

Sweep the stairs

And watch all of Netflix I mean like all of it.

Already made a lemon drizzle and hoovered the stairs...I'll have nothing left to do lol

Good shout on the Netflix...I need to finish Ratched...loving it!!!

I've Recently watch the remake of battlestar gallactica on iplayer. There's 4 seasons and about 26 episodes each season so that should kill some time.

I'm not a huge sci-fi fan if I'm honest

I've heard Hunters is good though.

I'm not normally but I loved it.

Fair enough...i didn't think Ratched would be my cup of tea either. Have you seen it?"

No i havnt because like you I didn't think it would be the me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello Cheeky

Hey Cheeky

What have you cleaned with pink stuff other than the oven

Just the oven so far...it's fucking amazing though. It's the paste not the spray.

What else can I use it for??

Do not and I repeat do not put it on your willy

Omg, just spat out my coffee!

I have absolutely no intention of putting it on my willy...none...zero...nada!!"

That’s a no then

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Masturbate yourself blind

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You could bake a cake

Sweep the stairs

And watch all of Netflix I mean like all of it.

Already made a lemon drizzle and hoovered the stairs...I'll have nothing left to do lol

Good shout on the Netflix...I need to finish Ratched...loving it!!!

I've Recently watch the remake of battlestar gallactica on iplayer. There's 4 seasons and about 26 episodes each season so that should kill some time.

I'm not a huge sci-fi fan if I'm honest

I've heard Hunters is good though.

I'm not normally but I loved it.

Fair enough...i didn't think Ratched would be my cup of tea either. Have you seen it?

No i havnt because like you I didn't think it would be the me."

Give it a whirl...honestly it's fab!! Bit gory in parts and a few naughty bits too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello Cheeky

Hey Cheeky

What have you cleaned with pink stuff other than the oven

Just the oven so far...it's fucking amazing though. It's the paste not the spray.

What else can I use it for??

Do not and I repeat do not put it on your willy

Omg, just spat out my coffee!

I have absolutely no intention of putting it on my willy...none...zero...nada!!

That’s a no then

It most certainly is!!! It's all gritty lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Masturbate yourself blind "

Good shout

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Watch Lucifer (all of it)

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"So, I found out yesterday that I've got to isolate till 9th November!!

I'm not really a stay indoors person...so far this morning I've cleaned the oven with pink stuff, re-arranged the mug cupboard and hoovered the porch!

Any suggestions on jobs I can do will be greatly received lol

Or if anyone just wants a chat, I'd love one.

P.S. this isn't a ploy to get folking chatting, I really am climbing the walls

rearranging the CD collection is always a good one

alphabetical order or else!!!!!

you can still do walks in isolation just don't walk to close to anyone... wear a bell around your neck should do the trick and alert everyone.....

on a serious note... you could contact you local council, they have a service when you can help out vvolunteering talking to old folks who are isolating or shielding to make sure they are not lonely......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Watch Lucifer (all of it)

Ooh, is it good?

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

I've Recently watch the remake of battlestar gallactica on iplayer. There's 4 seasons and about 26 episodes each season so that should kill some time. "

oh i did all 10 series of the cop show "blue bloods" on sky on demand... don't know why.....but after the fist 5 shows i got into it...

if you have 14 days....

all of "game of thrones"

or "Tiger king" and "Ozark"...

or if you are a sports fan.... the last dance!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been in isolation since 1978

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've Recently watch the remake of battlestar gallactica on iplayer. There's 4 seasons and about 26 episodes each season so that should kill some time.

oh i did all 10 series of the cop show "blue bloods" on sky on demand... don't know why.....but after the fist 5 shows i got into it...

if you have 14 days....

all of "game of thrones"

or "Tiger king" and "Ozark"...

or if you are a sports fan.... the last dance!! "

Thank you buddy...great suggestions.

Done Tiger King and the Last Dance...both brilliant.

Heard Ozark is amazing!!

Tried with GOT but just can't get into it

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

I've Recently watch the remake of battlestar gallactica on iplayer. There's 4 seasons and about 26 episodes each season so that should kill some time.

oh i did all 10 series of the cop show "blue bloods" on sky on demand... don't know why.....but after the fist 5 shows i got into it...

if you have 14 days....

all of "game of thrones"

or "Tiger king" and "Ozark"...

or if you are a sports fan.... the last dance!!

Thank you buddy...great suggestions.

Done Tiger King and the Last Dance...both brilliant.

Heard Ozark is amazing!!

Tried with GOT but just can't get into it"

seriously... i didn't believe all the Ozark hype myself till i watched it... its is fantastic!!!

GOT is a weird one where i think you have to stick with it thru season 1.... if you can do that then you are rewarded!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Watch Lucifer (all of it)

Ooh, is it good?"

It is according to us! Starts on Amazon Prime then moves to Netflix...... Also Tom Ellis

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Watch Lucifer (all of it)

Ooh, is it good?

It is according to us! Starts on Amazon Prime then moves to Netflix...... Also Tom Ellis

I did wonder if he might have something to do with it

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Watch Lucifer (all of it)

Ooh, is it good?

It is according to us! Starts on Amazon Prime then moves to Netflix...... Also Tom Ellis

I did wonder if he might have something to do with it

It's actually quite funny and also sometimes profound, as well as entertaining. And easy on the eye

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Watch Lucifer (all of it)

Ooh, is it good?

It is according to us! Starts on Amazon Prime then moves to Netflix...... Also Tom Ellis

I did wonder if he might have something to do with it

It's actually quite funny and also sometimes profound, as well as entertaining. And easy on the eye

I'll let you know my thoughts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Declutter your wardrobe

Clean the fridge

Clean the inside of the windows

Wash your bedding

Rearrange your lounge

Sort out your clutter drawers

Watch a film

Read a book

Cut your toenails

Have a wank

Polish throughout house

Sort out under the sink

Clean out your guttering

That’ll give you some ideas

That's Day 1 taken care of but what about the other days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a few hookers in. Have a party. Then spend a week recovering. Works for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've just mown my lawn and given my bush a trim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What jigsaw puzzles were invented for

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What jigsaw puzzles were invented for

I thought about a good jigsaw...or lego lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So what did you decide to do with your day?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So what did you decide to do with your day?"

Well, in no particular order, I did the following:

Mowed the lawn

Swept up leaves

Hoovered downstairs

Made a lemon cake

Cleaned the oven

Re-arranged the mug/glass cupboard

Chatted to some naughty folk on here

Had a wank

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By *ooBs69Woman
over a year ago

Wirral

You could decobweb the attic,

Clean the tile grout with an old toothbrush,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So what did you decide to do with your day?

Well, in no particular order, I did the following:

Mowed the lawn

Swept up leaves

Hoovered downstairs

Made a lemon cake

Cleaned the oven

Re-arranged the mug/glass cupboard

Chatted to some naughty folk on here

Had a wank

Sounds like a productive day.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So what did you decide to do with your day?

Well, in no particular order, I did the following:

Mowed the lawn

Swept up leaves

Hoovered downstairs

Made a lemon cake

Cleaned the oven

Re-arranged the mug/glass cupboard

Chatted to some naughty folk on here

Had a wank

Sounds like a productive day.

It certainly was

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