FabSwingers.com forum: Men can be poo heads :D

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sometimes men are poo poo head. I dont know why they find us glorious ladies so hard to read haha.

Men...do you have any response to this? Do you deny you are a poo head? Are women hard work? (The answer is no obviously) I look forward to hearing from you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some men are

Some men aren't

Some women are easy (to read)

Some women aren't

I prefer a good book to read

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some men find women hard to read because they're usually hard.

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Gross generalisation (and yes, there are always exceptions...just speaking from personal experience), but I find women a lot harder to read than men...I find that it's because women are more driven by emotion while men are more pragmatic. I've been told countless times that I think and process things like a man (often in the form of being called a cold-hearted bitch

), and I genuinely just don't "get" many women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women are much harder work we are quite simple feed us clean us bend when we say so look after us give us attention when needed you lot christ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some men find women hard to read because they're usually hard."

It’s difficult when my dick is blocking the screen

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Anyone can be a poo head, and many people are useless at reading each other. Cuts both ways.

Welcome to fab btw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some men find women hard to read because they're usually hard.

It’s difficult when my dick is blocking the screen

Yes I thought exactly that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gross generalisation (and yes, there are always exceptions...just speaking from personal experience), but I find women a lot harder to read than men...I find that it's because women are more driven by emotion while men are more pragmatic. I've been told countless times that I think and process things like a man (often in the form of being called a cold-hearted bitch

), and I genuinely just don't "get" many women. "

I must be a 'woman' then as I don't "get" men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jokes aside tho i think you girls like to change the reading difficulty to mess us up

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

#notallmen

#womenarebadtoo

It's a manipulation technique, OP. Mostly they know what they're doing and why, but like children they push until they might face consequences.

Like children they grow and thrive into better human beings when they are given consequences.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stigmatization of women is as wrong as generalising men's behaviour. But yes the majority allow themselves to be dick heads on fab

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Men and women can both be poo heads. It's all a test anyway. At the end of the day, we are animals and you cannot stop thousands of years worth of evolution. Men are poo heads to test others weakness...same for women. Anyway, back to perving.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need to understand us males are simple creatures.

We have a high visual cortex and sometimes need more than telepathic hints to guide us.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"You need to understand us males are simple creatures.

We have a high visual cortex and sometimes need more than telepathic hints to guide us."

Like children they push and pretend they don't understand...

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

"#notallmen

#womenarebadtoo

It's a manipulation technique, OP. Mostly they know what they're doing and why, but like children they push until they might face consequences.

Like children they grow and thrive into better human beings when they are given consequences."

I’ve got mental images of you giving guys a time out on the naughty step

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Gender related generalisations aside - I treat people as I find them regardless of their gender - there are both men and women who I find hard work and difficult to understand, and there are men and women who I instantly click with and form lasting and long standing bonds with - both on here and out in the real world.

It's human nature and not a men vs women thing in the slightest.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"#notallmen

#womenarebadtoo

It's a manipulation technique, OP. Mostly they know what they're doing and why, but like children they push until they might face consequences.

Like children they grow and thrive into better human beings when they are given consequences.

I’ve got mental images of you giving guys a time out on the naughty step

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Haha it was a generalisation but from my experience men are poo heads. I dont bother reading women, I use my resting bitch face to keep them all away.

Anyway, hugs and loves to all genders and types.

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By *ab jamesMan
over a year ago

ribble valley

"Sometimes men are poo poo head. I dont know why they find us glorious ladies so hard to read haha.

Men...do you have any response to this? Do you deny you are a poo head? Are women hard work? (The answer is no obviously) I look forward to hearing from you. "

Obviously, you're trying to cop off with me!!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Haha it was a generalisation but from my experience men are poo heads. I dont bother reading women, I use my resting bitch face to keep them all away.

Anyway, hugs and loves to all genders and types. "

My resting bitch face mostly upsets men

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

Poo poo head??

Thought you were going to tell us about something a 3 year old said

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I can't keep up with your yoyo-ing OP.

People can be a fucking 'mare to read. I think sometimes they don't even know what they mean/want themselves. Don't let the poo heads drag you down though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think women can be a nightmare to read. Blokes are basically two things, hungry or horny. If they don’t have a hardon make them a sandwich.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha it was a generalisation but from my experience men are poo heads. I dont bother reading women, I use my resting bitch face to keep them all away.

Anyway, hugs and loves to all genders and types. "

A lot of women on here too are arrogant. We all want one thing...fun.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Poo poo head??

Thought you were going to tell us about something a 3 year old said

It was the only thing I could think of other than swear words haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can't keep up with your yoyo-ing OP.

People can be a fucking 'mare to read. I think sometimes they don't even know what they mean/want themselves. Don't let the poo heads drag you down though.

I have no idea what you mean Miss Meli haha

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By *ljamMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I've always found the differences between gender are less significant than between good cunts and just cunts.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I've always found the differences between gender are less significant than between good cunts and just cunts."

Oh quite so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha it was a generalisation but from my experience men are poo heads. I dont bother reading women, I use my resting bitch face to keep them all away.

Anyway, hugs and loves to all genders and types.

A lot of women on here too are arrogant. We all want one thing...fun. "

How are they arrogant?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sat here, popcorn at the ready, awaiting the bitch-slapping to commence!!

Carry on!!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

#notallmen

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"#notallmen "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes SOME men can be right POO HEADS..

Starting threads with false information.. pricks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes SOME men can be right POO HEADS..

Starting threads with false information.. pricks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think women can be a nightmare to read. Blokes are basically two things, hungry or horny. If they don’t have a hardon make them a sandwich.

This is so true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes SOME men can be right POO HEADS..

Starting threads with false information.. pricks

Honestly he is such a wanker..

Seriously.. 3 or 4 times a day

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I'm sat here, popcorn at the ready, awaiting the bitch-slapping to commence!!

Carry on!!

Can we just smack your bum instead?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

And women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes SOME men can be right POO HEADS..

Starting threads with false information.. pricks

Honestly he is such a wanker..

Seriously.. 3 or 4 times a day

"
tmi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sat here, popcorn at the ready, awaiting the bitch-slapping to commence!!

Carry on!!

Can we just smack your bum instead?

He'aaaaa'llllllll yeahhhh!!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I lean more towards being a twonk than a poo poo head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And women "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think women are hard to read to men, how can they know what we want when half the time I don’t even know myself

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

All humans are hard to read.

Just tell me stuff, for fuck's sake. With actual words.

I spend a lot of time feeling like I'm trapped alone on a planet populated by hyper-emotional telepaths.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"All humans are hard to read.

Just tell me stuff, for fuck's sake. With actual words.

I spend a lot of time feeling like I'm trapped alone on a planet populated by hyper-emotional telepaths."

Agreed.

Use your words.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People are hard work.

Some women from my experience can be emotionally damaged. Usually around low self-esteem, which in turn makes them willing to please somebody else over themselves, and then leads to resentment in long term relationships.

Maybe women see the same in men.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"People are hard work.

Maybe women see the same in men."

It's pretty universal, but can reveal itself in gendered patterns according to upbringing.

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I'm sat here, popcorn at the ready, awaiting the bitch-slapping to commence!!

Carry on!!

Can we just smack your bum instead?

He'aaaaa'llllllll yeahhhh!!

Bend over please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not all fingers and thumb are the same size.

Men and women are equally the same but we all have different personalities.

Some men are a bit feminine and some women are a bit masculine. Personalities differ.

Some of us generalise so easily.

You must treat people as an individual.

In my experience, women are difficult to work with as they tend to change their minds every split second.

They are either confused or lost. They say one thing but want something else.

They want a decent man. Really? You wouldn’t be able to find him as you either friends zoned him or he is married or gay.

Men can’t read minds girls.

Either say what you want or give us a break.

Then again men can be daft and have little ability to read a profile, understand and respond accordingly.

Men are just horny and want to get laid. Is that a bad thing?

Bottom line, We all need to have some manners and respect towards each other and it costs nothing.

Have fun everyone and stay safe.

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough

I think there are gender patterns for sure, but I find all humans that are emotionally driven quite hard to read and very tiring. I’m very even tempered and prefer to be quiet than have an emotional outburst.

I get the “cold hearted bitch” comment too. And I’m really not, I’m just not great around huge displays of emotion, especially unhappy ones. I’m not usually the person people run to when they are crying, but i am the person they come to when the have complex problems to solve.

V x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some men are

Some men aren't

Some women are easy (to read)

Some women aren't

I prefer a good book to read

This

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Merton

Poo poo head what a meenie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Different Drums, Different Drummers..

If I do not want what you want, please try not to tell me that my want is wrong.

Or if I believe other than you, at least pause before you correct my view.

Or if my emotion is less than yours, or more, given the same circumstances, try not to ask me to feel more strongly or weakly.

Or yet if I act, or fail to act, in the manner of your design for action, let me be.

I do not, for the moment at least, ask you to understand me. That will come only when you are willing to give up changing me into a copy of you.

I may be your spouse, your parent, your offspring, your friend, or your colleague. If you will allow me any of my own wants, or emotions, or beliefs, or actions, then you open yourself, so that some day these ways of mine might not seem so wrong, and might finally appear to you as right -- for me.

To put up with me is the first step to understanding me. Not that you embrace my ways as right for you, but that you are no longer irritated or disappointed with me for my seeming waywardness.

And in understanding me you might come to prize my differences from you, and, far from seeking to change me, preserve and even nurture those differences.

David Kiersey

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Not all fingers and thumb are the same size.

Men and women are equally the same but we all have different personalities.

Some men are a bit feminine and some women are a bit masculine. Personalities differ.

Some of us generalise so easily.

You must treat people as an individual.

In my experience, women are difficult to work with as they tend to change their minds every split second.

They are either confused or lost. They say one thing but want something else.

They want a decent man. Really? You wouldn’t be able to find him as you either friends zoned him or he is married or gay.

Men can’t read minds girls.

Either say what you want or give us a break.

Then again men can be daft and have little ability to read a profile, understand and respond accordingly.

Men are just horny and want to get laid. Is that a bad thing?

Bottom line, We all need to have some manners and respect towards each other and it costs nothing.

Have fun everyone and stay safe."

There is something I don’t know

that I am supposed to know,

I don’t know what it is I don’t know

and yet am supposed to know,

and I feel I look stupid

if I seem both not to know it

and not to know what it is

I don’t know.

Therefore I pretend I know it.

That is nerve racking

since I don’t know

what I must pretend to know.

Therefore I pretend to know everything.

I feel you know

what I am supposed to know

but you can’t tell me what it is

because you don’t know that

I don’t know what it is.

You may know what I don’t know,

but not that I don’t know it,

and I can’t tell you.

So you will have to tell me EVERYTHING.

RD LAING

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People are hard work.

Maybe women see the same in men.

It's pretty universal, but can reveal itself in gendered patterns according to upbringing."

I thought as much. It's sad to see.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not all fingers and thumb are the same size.

Men and women are equally the same but we all have different personalities.

Some men are a bit feminine and some women are a bit masculine. Personalities differ.

Some of us generalise so easily.

You must treat people as an individual.

In my experience, women are difficult to work with as they tend to change their minds every split second.

They are either confused or lost. They say one thing but want something else.

They want a decent man. Really? You wouldn’t be able to find him as you either friends zoned him or he is married or gay.

Men can’t read minds girls.

Either say what you want or give us a break.

Then again men can be daft and have little ability to read a profile, understand and respond accordingly.

Men are just horny and want to get laid. Is that a bad thing?

Bottom line, We all need to have some manners and respect towards each other and it costs nothing.

Have fun everyone and stay safe.

There is something I don’t know

that I am supposed to know,

I don’t know what it is I don’t know

and yet am supposed to know,

and I feel I look stupid

if I seem both not to know it

and not to know what it is

I don’t know.

Therefore I pretend I know it.

That is nerve racking

since I don’t know

what I must pretend to know.

Therefore I pretend to know everything.

I feel you know

what I am supposed to know

but you can’t tell me what it is

because you don’t know that

I don’t know what it is.

You may know what I don’t know,

but not that I don’t know it,

and I can’t tell you.

So you will have to tell me EVERYTHING.

RD LAING

Blimey!!

Errrmmm.....

Can we discuss this over a cup of tea and a slice of threesome?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poo poo heads? Total dicks I’d say

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Not all fingers and thumb are the same size.

Men and women are equally the same but we all have different personalities.

Some men are a bit feminine and some women are a bit masculine. Personalities differ.

Some of us generalise so easily.

You must treat people as an individual.

In my experience, women are difficult to work with as they tend to change their minds every split second.

They are either confused or lost. They say one thing but want something else.

They want a decent man. Really? You wouldn’t be able to find him as you either friends zoned him or he is married or gay.

Men can’t read minds girls.

Either say what you want or give us a break.

Then again men can be daft and have little ability to read a profile, understand and respond accordingly.

Men are just horny and want to get laid. Is that a bad thing?

Bottom line, We all need to have some manners and respect towards each other and it costs nothing.

Have fun everyone and stay safe.

There is something I don’t know

that I am supposed to know,

I don’t know what it is I don’t know

and yet am supposed to know,

and I feel I look stupid

if I seem both not to know it

and not to know what it is

I don’t know.

Therefore I pretend I know it.

That is nerve racking

since I don’t know

what I must pretend to know.

Therefore I pretend to know everything.

I feel you know

what I am supposed to know

but you can’t tell me what it is

because you don’t know that

I don’t know what it is.

You may know what I don’t know,

but not that I don’t know it,

and I can’t tell you.

So you will have to tell me EVERYTHING.

RD LAING

Blimey!!

Errrmmm.....

Can we discuss this over a cup of tea and a slice of threesome?

If in doubt..... learn to mind read, and just apologise regularly

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"Sometimes men are poo poo head. I dont know why they find us glorious ladies so hard to read haha.

Men...do you have any response to this? Do you deny you are a poo head? Are women hard work? (The answer is no obviously) I look forward to hearing from you. "

What book would you be OP?

I would be the Sunday Sport or a colouring in book.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep! Hit the nail on the head OP! And it's a much nicer phrase than I normally use

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sometimes men are poo poo head. I dont know why they find us glorious ladies so hard to read haha.

Men...do you have any response to this? Do you deny you are a poo head? Are women hard work? (The answer is no obviously) I look forward to hearing from you. "

I think you’re cultivating stereotypes here, no women aren’t hard work, if they are I quickly move on, life’s too short. The women’s ive known are easy going and a lot less complex then a lot of men, most women are straight ahead no bullshit types, which makes things easier. Are men poo poo heads, yeah a lot probably are, but I know I’m not and I don’t care what other men get up to, unless it effects people I’m close to.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"People are hard work.

Maybe women see the same in men.

It's pretty universal, but can reveal itself in gendered patterns according to upbringing.

I thought as much. It's sad to see."

It is. We need to do better by everyone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sometimes men are poo poo head. I dont know why they find us glorious ladies so hard to read haha.

Men...do you have any response to this? Do you deny you are a poo head? Are women hard work? (The answer is no obviously) I look forward to hearing from you.

Now you with your sexy body and man bits, I have known you a while and I am sure you are a poo head.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sometimes men are poo poo head. I dont know why they find us glorious ladies so hard to read haha.

Men...do you have any response to this? Do you deny you are a poo head? Are women hard work? (The answer is no obviously) I look forward to hearing from you.

What book would you be OP?

I would be the Sunday Sport or a colouring in book."

A black book

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sometimes men are poo poo head. I dont know why they find us glorious ladies so hard to read haha.

Men...do you have any response to this? Do you deny you are a poo head? Are women hard work? (The answer is no obviously) I look forward to hearing from you.

Now you with your sexy body and man bits, I have known you a while and I am sure you are a poo head. "

That’s what I wanted you to think.

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