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When a girl goes too slowly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So you've just had sex and it was great, but now she's just lying there looking like she wants a conversation and a cuddle. So you chat and you kiss and cuddle and you can feel your eyes going together and she still hasn't once looked like she was gonna get dressed and leave you to starfish.

Are we dating? No? Then that taxi must be for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Next time go to hers instead and disappear as soon as you drain your balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cold.

It’s me that wants a chat and a cuddle.

I think I might be a chick

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Put on a pink Floyd album...if she stays she's a keeper

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Next time go to hers instead and disappear as soon as you drain your balls "

You're a keeper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah not always, if it was only a quicky or cum and go you should have been more clear with them before hand. For me, the FWBs side of it means you can chat and talk about shit after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Next time go to hers instead and disappear as soon as you drain your balls

You're a keeper "

No, I wouldn't want you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Next time go to hers instead and disappear as soon as you drain your balls

You're a keeper "

She is, I’ve seen her massive gloves.

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By *addyBabygirl2020Couple
over a year ago

norwich


"So you've just had sex and it was great, but now she's just lying there looking like she wants a conversation and a cuddle. So you chat and you kiss and cuddle and you can feel your eyes going together and she still hasn't once looked like she was gonna get dressed and leave you to starfish.

Are we dating? No? Then that taxi must be for you "

It must be hard being you. All these horny girls wanting your time and refusing to leave.

Why not set up a wrist band system and allot them time slots with a pre booked taxi.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Next time go to hers instead and disappear as soon as you drain your balls

You're a keeper

No, I wouldn't want you! "

Haha I wouldn't want me either

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Next time go to hers instead and disappear as soon as you drain your balls "
the trouble with my balls is they keep filling up again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Next time go to hers instead and disappear as soon as you drain your balls

You're a keeper

No, I wouldn't want you!

Haha I wouldn't want me either "

Glad we agreed on that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So you've just had sex and it was great, but now she's just lying there looking like she wants a conversation and a cuddle. So you chat and you kiss and cuddle and you can feel your eyes going together and she still hasn't once looked like she was gonna get dressed and leave you to starfish.

Are we dating? No? Then that taxi must be for you

It must be hard being you. All these horny girls wanting your time and refusing to leave.

Why not set up a wrist band system and allot them time slots with a pre booked taxi."

Great idea!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Are we dating?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Next time go to hers instead and disappear as soon as you drain your balls the trouble with my balls is they keep filling up again "

You should see a doctor then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So you've just had sex and it was great, but now she's just lying there looking like she wants a conversation and a cuddle. So you chat and you kiss and cuddle and you can feel your eyes going together and she still hasn't once looked like she was gonna get dressed and leave you to starfish.

Are we dating? No? Then that taxi must be for you "

Let me guess, you’ve just watched Jon Hamm’s character in Bridesmaids kick Kristen Wiig out of bed and thought that looked like an alpha thing to do, except you haven’t got a Porsche and the big gates.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

Wales

I bet you say “this dick isn’t going to suck itself darling” as foreplay

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I bet you say “this dick isn’t going to suck itself darling” as foreplay "

That and "just get yourself wet there, there's still a few minutes left in this match"

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By *hat BlokeMan
over a year ago

Harrogate

This is a joke topic obviously, so I would say hypothetically that if you do not want to be in her space or want in yours after sex. You should never have had sex with her in the first place.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This is a joke topic obviously, so I would say hypothetically that if you do not want to be in her space or want in yours after sex. You should never have had sex with her in the first place. "

Agreed pal

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

Wales


"I bet you say “this dick isn’t going to suck itself darling” as foreplay

That and "just get yourself wet there, there's still a few minutes left in this match" "

Offfffft

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By *manda63Woman
over a year ago

Southampton


"This is a joke topic obviously, so I would say hypothetically that if you do not want to be in her space or want in yours after sex. You should never have had sex with her in the first place.

Agreed pal "
or just fucked in the car?

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

D.

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

I thought this thread would be about hand jobs!!

Oh well

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually my half hour is up so I'm the one leaving.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And this is why I can’t do NSA!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

And this is why I can’t do NASA!"
those poor martians

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

And this is why I can’t do NASA!those poor martians "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just throw her pants out the window and shout 'fetch'

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By *ebel Red HotWoman
over a year ago

York

Nothing like a classy guy

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By *irty PrettyWoman
over a year ago

Cardiff

Maybe she’s surprised at the speed and still vaguely hoping for round two so she can get hers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So you've just had sex and it was great, but now she's just lying there looking like she wants a conversation and a cuddle. So you chat and you kiss and cuddle and you can feel your eyes going together and she still hasn't once looked like she was gonna get dressed and leave you to starfish.

Are we dating? No? Then that taxi must be for you "

The exact reason I never accomodated when I was meeting.....except I didn't want the cuddle afterwards either

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

The trick is while you are cuddling you slip her pants back up her thighs, slide her dress back over her shoulders when you put your arms round her and then jump up and go “Ohh I see you are getting dressed, well thanks for popping over it was lovely sex, see you next time”

#toptipoftheday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cold.

It’s me that wants a chat and a cuddle.

I think I might be a chick "

LOL I was just about to say the same thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me, I only ever meet as FWBs and the friend part is important, so if someone wanted me out that quickly I'd actually feel quite hurt. That's not to say I'll never do a quickie, but it needs to be agreed beforehand so expectations about aftercare are clear. I like cuddles, what can I say.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Aww but I love cuddles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Helll nope.

Cuddling up is relationship/FWB stuff.

I get my kicks and go, or most the time accomodate and wait for him to fuck off

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By *s Fussy BiatchWoman
over a year ago

somewhere along the fylde


"Maybe she’s surprised at the speed and still vaguely hoping for round two so she can get hers?"

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Helll nope.

Cuddling up is relationship/FWB stuff.

I get my kicks and go, or most the time accomodate and wait for him to fuck off "

Out the door before the dick goes soft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Helll nope.

Cuddling up is relationship/FWB stuff.

I get my kicks and go, or most the time accomodate and wait for him to fuck off

Out the door before the dick goes soft "

Damn right!

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