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Would the film of your life

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

be worth me watching, or shall I continue watching Bargain Hunt repeats ?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would be... just don't forget the popcorn!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

no it wouldnt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"be worth me watching, or shall I continue watching Bargain Hunt repeats ?!"

If sex and football is your thing then yes!!!

T

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine would be more like a mash up of Jerry Springer and Jeremy Kyle. Lots of laughs, cringes and some tears too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"no it wouldnt"

Would it go straight to video, even that doesn’t exist anymore ?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine would be awesome and totally full of laughs but the undercurrent would be heartfelt tears ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had it all at certain points - drugs, sex and violence

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Nah I’m really boring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"be worth me watching, or shall I continue watching Bargain Hunt repeats ?!"

Stick with bargain hunt,you really don't want to know what we have got up to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The first half of mine would be like a mashup between Trainspotting and Kevin and Perry, the second half wouldn't be worth watching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope...You would be watching me curled up under the duvet watching Netflix.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nah I’m really boring "

Mind you, there’s a few classic films where nothing happens, it’s all about the dialogue.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Bring tissues and a potty

Yeah, has a fair amount of stuff to get your teeth into.

Laughter and plenty of tears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Without sounding melodramatic I think it would not be a nice thing to watch

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bring tissues and a potty

Yeah, has a fair amount of stuff to get your teeth into.

Laughter and plenty of tears "

I’m thinking something in the vein of Rita, Sue and Bob too ?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep. My life has always been full of drama

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

Ken Loach filming a lazy northern man, sounds like box office heaven.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ken Loach filming a lazy northern man, sounds like box office heaven."

Or maybe a Mike Leigh film.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Deffo ! I'm gonna write a book about it all one day! People will think its fiction for sure! X

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport


"Ken Loach filming a lazy northern man, sounds like box office heaven.

Or maybe a Mike Leigh film."

I didn't want to aim that high

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok, what’s the opening scene of your film, the film can have flashbacks so doesn’t have to be in order ?!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Ok, what’s the opening scene of your film, the film can have flashbacks so doesn’t have to be in order ?!"

Me standing by the edge of the canal, tears streaming down my face screaming up to the sky that if God exists to make a big gust of wind blow me in so I knew if it was my destiny to leave this planet at that moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being abandoned as a newborn

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok, what’s the opening scene of your film, the film can have flashbacks so doesn’t have to be in order ?!

Me standing by the edge of the canal, tears streaming down my face screaming up to the sky that if God exists to make a big gust of wind blow me in so I knew if it was my destiny to leave this planet at that moment "

I’m all in with this, did some dude cycling on the canal path save you and whisk you away to his place in the Home Counties ?!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Mine would be a cross between a Carry On film and Clash of the Titans

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Ok, what’s the opening scene of your film, the film can have flashbacks so doesn’t have to be in order ?!

Me standing by the edge of the canal, tears streaming down my face screaming up to the sky that if God exists to make a big gust of wind blow me in so I knew if it was my destiny to leave this planet at that moment

I’m all in with this, did some dude cycling on the canal path save you and whisk you away to his place in the Home Counties ?!"

Nope. I carried on crying and phoned my prick ex to come help me coz I was welded to the spot.

Was his fucking actions that led me there in the first place but I was so isolated by this point I had nobody else to call.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being abandoned as a newborn "

Did you ever find your parents?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you like alien invasion films...maybe,Earthling.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

The film of my life would be like an episode of The Royal Family “Did you have summat nice fer ya tea Dave”“Yes thank you Barbara, Denise cooked us a pot noodle each” “Ohhh Denise!!! you are getting clever” etc, etc .. just interspersed with hot men and awesome sex

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The film of my life would be like an episode of The Royal Family “Did you have summat nice fer ya tea Dave”“Yes thank you Barbara, Denise cooked us a pot noodle each” “Ohhh Denise!!! you are getting clever” etc, etc .. just interspersed with hot men and awesome sex "

‘She’s a vegetarian, Mum!’

‘Well she can have the wafer thin ham then Barbara!’

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"The film of my life would be like an episode of The Royal Family “Did you have summat nice fer ya tea Dave”“Yes thank you Barbara, Denise cooked us a pot noodle each” “Ohhh Denise!!! you are getting clever” etc, etc .. just interspersed with hot men and awesome sex

‘She’s a vegetarian, Mum!’

‘Well she can have the wafer thin ham then Barbara!’"

To be fair I loved that program

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"The film of my life would be like an episode of The Royal Family “Did you have summat nice fer ya tea Dave”“Yes thank you Barbara, Denise cooked us a pot noodle each” “Ohhh Denise!!! you are getting clever” etc, etc .. just interspersed with hot men and awesome sex "

Aww this made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A film about me would be a great cure for insomnia

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"The film of my life would be like an episode of The Royal Family “Did you have summat nice fer ya tea Dave”“Yes thank you Barbara, Denise cooked us a pot noodle each” “Ohhh Denise!!! you are getting clever” etc, etc .. just interspersed with hot men and awesome sex

Aww this made me chuckle "

my job here is done

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The film of my life would be like an episode of The Royal Family “Did you have summat nice fer ya tea Dave”“Yes thank you Barbara, Denise cooked us a pot noodle each” “Ohhh Denise!!! you are getting clever” etc, etc .. just interspersed with hot men and awesome sex

‘She’s a vegetarian, Mum!’

‘Well she can have the wafer thin ham then Barbara!’

To be fair I loved that program "

Me too and Early Doors.

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

I’d watch the film of my own life, chuckle a bit, some tears and a lot of spoilers. I think I’d deserve an Oscar due to some of my overacting though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My life is like eastenders rather then a film

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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If you like silliness and clumsiness then yes....at least you'd get a laugh out of it

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"be worth me watching, or shall I continue watching Bargain Hunt repeats ?!"

No. Stick with Bargain Hunt.

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