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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

As it seems to be state the obvious week i guess its my turn

Never ask a woman you dont know her weight or her age unless your a doctor if you make this mistake be sure to do it in an open space while wearing trainers

Carry on with your day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As it seems to be state the obvious week i guess its my turn

Never ask a woman you dont know her weight or her age unless your a doctor if you make this mistake be sure to do it in an open space while wearing trainers

Carry on with your day "

Never ask them if they are pregnant.

Some guy I know did this to a woman in a sandwich shop. It turned out she wasn’t pregnant just extra curvy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As it seems to be state the obvious week i guess its my turn

Never ask a woman you dont know her weight or her age unless your a doctor if you make this mistake be sure to do it in an open space while wearing trainers

Carry on with your day

Never ask them if they are pregnant.

Some guy I know did this to a woman in a sandwich shop. It turned out she wasn’t pregnant just extra curvy."
oooooo danger danger

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry


"As it seems to be state the obvious week i guess its my turn

Never ask a woman you dont know her weight or her age unless your a doctor if you make this mistake be sure to do it in an open space while wearing trainers

Carry on with your day "

And if she asks what age you think she is, subtract 7 years from what you were going to say.

As you were.

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Never ask if she’s in a mood, unless you want a toaster to the testicles.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"As it seems to be state the obvious week i guess its my turn

Never ask a woman you dont know her weight or her age unless your a doctor if you make this mistake be sure to do it in an open space while wearing trainers

Carry on with your day

Never ask them if they are pregnant.

Some guy I know did this to a woman in a sandwich shop. It turned out she wasn’t pregnant just extra curvy."

I once had a French kid ask me this. I'm hoping it was a mistranslation

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Never ask if she’s in a mood, unless you want a toaster to the testicles.

"
cheese toasties?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never ask if she’s in a mood, unless you want a toaster to the testicles.

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont ask her when she's having the last stage of surgery to transition to being a man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only time it may be appropriate to ask a lady if she is pregnant is when you can see the crown...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did it once only reason i asked was because the girl was petite and I wanted to know how easily I could throw her around the bedroom she took it as me trying to say she was fat and stopped chatting to me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The only time it may be appropriate to ask a lady if she is pregnant is when you can see the crown..."
im not asking the queen if shes preggers are you crazy shes old enough to be yodas grandma id end up headless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As it seems to be state the obvious week i guess its my turn

Never ask a woman you dont know her weight or her age unless your a doctor if you make this mistake be sure to do it in an open space while wearing trainers

Carry on with your day

Never ask them if they are pregnant.

Some guy I know did this to a woman in a sandwich shop. It turned out she wasn’t pregnant just extra curvy."

Yeah I had that asked of me...! I was like nope just fat....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never ask them why they are eating the whole pint of ice-cream...

And never ever get them wet or feed them after midnight...

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

Does that thing have teeth and have they got a puncture.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish


"As it seems to be state the obvious week i guess its my turn

Never ask a woman you dont know her weight or her age unless your a doctor if you make this mistake be sure to do it in an open space while wearing trainers

Carry on with your day "

55 and 9 stone 2. Neither bother me if asked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never ask them if they work as a fish monger or in the french cheese production industries.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As it seems to be state the obvious week i guess its my turn

Never ask a woman you dont know her weight or her age unless your a doctor if you make this mistake be sure to do it in an open space while wearing trainers

Carry on with your day

55 and 9 stone 2. Neither bother me if asked."

I'm with this ^^^ neither bother me but omg don't ask if everything's alright or I'm ok when throwing things! (My aim gets better)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As it seems to be state the obvious week i guess its my turn

Never ask a woman you dont know her weight or her age unless your a doctor if you make this mistake be sure to do it in an open space while wearing trainers

Carry on with your day

55 and 9 stone 2. Neither bother me if asked.

I'm with this ^^^ neither bother me but omg don't ask if everything's alright or I'm ok when throwing things! (My aim gets better) "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the words of Kevin Bloody Wilson...

Do you fuck on first dates?

Does your Dad own a Brewery?

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Doesn’t matter what question I ask a woman, I always seem to get the same answer, ‘ well if you don’t know I’m not telling you’. Bless ‘em.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"As it seems to be state the obvious week i guess its my turn

Never ask a woman you dont know her weight or her age unless your a doctor if you make this mistake be sure to do it in an open space while wearing trainers

Carry on with your day

55 and 9 stone 2. Neither bother me if asked."

And you look bloody stunning on it! X

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Never ask them why they are eating the whole pint of ice-cream...

And never ever get them wet or feed them after midnight... "

Oh but, hunny. I love being fed AND getting wet after midnight

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By *ornybarMan
over a year ago

clonmel

Never ask “am I in yet?”

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"As it seems to be state the obvious week i guess its my turn

Never ask a woman you dont know her weight or her age unless your a doctor if you make this mistake be sure to do it in an open space while wearing trainers

Carry on with your day

Never ask them if they are pregnant.

Some guy I know did this to a woman in a sandwich shop. It turned out she wasn’t pregnant just extra curvy.

I once had a French kid ask me this. I'm hoping it was a mistranslation "

Bonjour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never ask them if they work as a fish monger or in the french cheese production industries."

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By *iker boy 69Man
over a year ago

midlands


"As it seems to be state the obvious week i guess its my turn

Never ask a woman you dont know her weight or her age unless your a doctor if you make this mistake be sure to do it in an open space while wearing trainers

Carry on with your day

Never ask them if they are pregnant.

Some guy I know did this to a woman in a sandwich shop. It turned out she wasn’t pregnant just extra curvy."

A life guard at a waterpark asked my sister years ago how far gone she was, cuz of the slide. My sister said she wasnt, and the young girl started shaking, nearly crying, so my sis had to tell her truth to calm her down. Funny as hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FAF then FAF.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish


"As it seems to be state the obvious week i guess its my turn

Never ask a woman you dont know her weight or her age unless your a doctor if you make this mistake be sure to do it in an open space while wearing trainers

Carry on with your day

55 and 9 stone 2. Neither bother me if asked.

And you look bloody stunning on it! X"

Thank you.x

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By *uff the Boner!Man
over a year ago

SWANSEA


"Never ask if she’s in a mood, unless you want a toaster to the testicles.

"
You have been warned guys! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No questions. Just give her wine and chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The only time it may be appropriate to ask a lady if she is pregnant is when you can see the crown...im not asking the queen if shes preggers are you crazy shes old enough to be yodas grandma id end up headless "

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

if a woman ever asks you "does my bum look big in this?" apparently "but i like a phat ass" is not an acceptable answer......

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I don't mind being asked my age and weight either. I can't see the relevance in everyday conversation though

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"if a woman ever asks you "does my bum look big in this?" apparently "but i like a phat ass" is not an acceptable answer...... "

I went on a date with a guy about 5 years ago and when I got in his car after he said "you've got such big thighs". I was slightly mortified. He quickly interjected that he liked that and meant it as a compliment but jesus .

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"if a woman ever asks you "does my bum look big in this?" apparently "but i like a phat ass" is not an acceptable answer......

I went on a date with a guy about 5 years ago and when I got in his car after he said "you've got such big thighs". I was slightly mortified. He quickly interjected that he liked that and meant it as a compliment but jesus . "

like the guy who told me he found me attractive despite my dents and scrapes, he was comparing me to a car at the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As it seems to be state the obvious week i guess its my turn

Never ask a woman you dont know her weight or her age unless your a doctor if you make this mistake be sure to do it in an open space while wearing trainers

Carry on with your day "

Haha I got asked yesterday how much I weighed and if I was trying to loose the weight I put on in lock down haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never ask them why they are eating the whole pint of ice-cream...

And never ever get them wet or feed them after midnight...

Oh but, hunny. I love being fed AND getting wet after midnight "

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"if a woman ever asks you "does my bum look big in this?" apparently "but i like a phat ass" is not an acceptable answer......

I went on a date with a guy about 5 years ago and when I got in his car after he said "you've got such big thighs". I was slightly mortified. He quickly interjected that he liked that and meant it as a compliment but jesus .

like the guy who told me he found me attractive despite my dents and scrapes, he was comparing me to a car at the time "

Oh dear

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"if a woman ever asks you "does my bum look big in this?" apparently "but i like a phat ass" is not an acceptable answer......

I went on a date with a guy about 5 years ago and when I got in his car after he said "you've got such big thighs". I was slightly mortified. He quickly interjected that he liked that and meant it as a compliment but jesus .

like the guy who told me he found me attractive despite my dents and scrapes, he was comparing me to a car at the time

Oh dear "

basically I'm an old banger

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"if a woman ever asks you "does my bum look big in this?" apparently "but i like a phat ass" is not an acceptable answer......

I went on a date with a guy about 5 years ago and when I got in his car after he said "you've got such big thighs". I was slightly mortified. He quickly interjected that he liked that and meant it as a compliment but jesus .

like the guy who told me he found me attractive despite my dents and scrapes, he was comparing me to a car at the time

Oh dear

basically I'm an old banger "

Nah, a vintage classic

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"if a woman ever asks you "does my bum look big in this?" apparently "but i like a phat ass" is not an acceptable answer......

I went on a date with a guy about 5 years ago and when I got in his car after he said "you've got such big thighs". I was slightly mortified. He quickly interjected that he liked that and meant it as a compliment but jesus .

like the guy who told me he found me attractive despite my dents and scrapes, he was comparing me to a car at the time

Oh dear

basically I'm an old banger

Nah, a vintage classic "

I'll take that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"if a woman ever asks you "does my bum look big in this?" apparently "but i like a phat ass" is not an acceptable answer......

I went on a date with a guy about 5 years ago and when I got in his car after he said "you've got such big thighs". I was slightly mortified. He quickly interjected that he liked that and meant it as a compliment but jesus .

like the guy who told me he found me attractive despite my dents and scrapes, he was comparing me to a car at the time

Oh dear

basically I'm an old banger "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if a woman ever asks you "does my bum look big in this?" apparently "but i like a phat ass" is not an acceptable answer......

I went on a date with a guy about 5 years ago and when I got in his car after he said "you've got such big thighs". I was slightly mortified. He quickly interjected that he liked that and meant it as a compliment but jesus .

like the guy who told me he found me attractive despite my dents and scrapes, he was comparing me to a car at the time

Oh dear

basically I'm an old banger "

Sorry but this has just made me laugh way too loudly!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why she opted to dye her roots grey?

Who dropped a house on her sister?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"if a woman ever asks you "does my bum look big in this?" apparently "but i like a phat ass" is not an acceptable answer......

I went on a date with a guy about 5 years ago and when I got in his car after he said "you've got such big thighs". I was slightly mortified. He quickly interjected that he liked that and meant it as a compliment but jesus .

like the guy who told me he found me attractive despite my dents and scrapes, he was comparing me to a car at the time

Oh dear

basically I'm an old banger

Sorry but this has just made me laugh way too loudly!! "

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never ask “am I in yet?” "

This works both ways. I asked a man once if he was in. It didn't go well.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"What's up with your miserable face"

"Did you know the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""What's up with your miserable face"

"Did you know the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else?""
that works both ways

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Does her shit stink

and

Does she have a sister

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never ask a woman any questions, you'll never get the answer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't tell her to smile.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"if a woman ever asks you "does my bum look big in this?" apparently "but i like a phat ass" is not an acceptable answer......

I went on a date with a guy about 5 years ago and when I got in his car after he said "you've got such big thighs". I was slightly mortified. He quickly interjected that he liked that and meant it as a compliment but jesus .

like the guy who told me he found me attractive despite my dents and scrapes, he was comparing me to a car at the time

Oh dear

basically I'm an old banger

Nah, a vintage classic "

one careful owner.... i am not falling for that again!!!!

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By *unmatt888Man
over a year ago

Duns

Never ask them if their mum might like to join in

(Wait for them to suggest it)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't tell her to smile. "

Wise never ever say this!!

Probably the most patronising thing that’s ever been said to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My age I have no problems with if it's relevant to the conversation but if anyone asked my weight, I'd tell them to f**k off. It's no one's business what I weigh. I don't understand why anyone would ask anyone else that question, it's just rude.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't tell her to smile.

Wise never ever say this!!

Probably the most patronising thing that’s ever been said to me. "

Yes this deeply fucks me off

Or being asked if it's my time of the month

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or.. u calmed down yet? When u WERE perfectly calm

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Or.. u calmed down yet? When u WERE perfectly calm "
your tits littlerally changed before my eyes are you related to clark kent

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

Never ask them anything, it'll just leave you wondering how you got into an argument that leaves you with all the blame.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From an Australian comic singer...do ya fuck on 1st dates??? And does your dad own a brewery???? Two questions ill never ask but made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"From an Australian comic singer...do ya fuck on 1st dates??? And does your dad own a brewery???? Two questions ill never ask but made me chuckle "
iv asked them a few times got sex one time even tho i dont drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or.. u calmed down yet? When u WERE perfectly calm your tits littlerally changed before my eyes are you related to clark kent "

Lois

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Don’t ask anything especially if we are hungry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How big their cock is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my experience, like to message or have a meet?

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By *oroRick1027Man
over a year ago

Middlesbrough


"As it seems to be state the obvious week i guess its my turn

Never ask a woman you dont know her weight or her age unless your a doctor if you make this mistake be sure to do it in an open space while wearing trainers

Carry on with your day

55 and 9 stone 2. Neither bother me if asked."

Why would it? You're gorgeous x

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"How big their cock is"

My pictured one is 7 inches but others are available. Next.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How big their cock is

My pictured one is 7 inches but others are available. Next. "

7 is too big, it would make me feel inferior!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't ask a woman for directions...unless you already know where Woolworths and Radio Rentals was,and where the Avon lady used to live,and.....etc....etc

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