FabSwingers.com forum: What’s getting on your tits today

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What has jiggled your jugs? Pissed off your pancakes? Angered the apples?

Let us know. Anything, big or small

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

So far ? The weather

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So far ? The weather

Raining?

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Men! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Men! X"

Why?

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By *incskittenWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Bird poo !

On my car....only washed it yesterday....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having to get out of bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everything!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men! X"

And this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing yet....I'm in a decent mood so far today!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

20KG of Chicken Fillets that have leaked in our chiller that has resulted in a clean up operation akin to cleaning Buckingham Fucking Palace

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nothing yet....I'm in a decent mood so far today!

Yay

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"So far ? The weather

Raining?"

P*ssing it down big time. It's my day off and I wanna do some gardening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fact i was too lazy to clean my pots and pans before bed, hate waking up to messy kitchen, but self inflicted so will suck it up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So far ? The weather

Raining?

P*ssing it down big time. It's my day off and I wanna do some gardening

Oh no

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The fact i was too lazy to clean my pots and pans before bed, hate waking up to messy kitchen, but self inflicted so will suck it up."

I feel ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The fact i was too lazy to clean my pots and pans before bed, hate waking up to messy kitchen, but self inflicted so will suck it up."

I had the same greeting this morning, not fun but done now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only someone ( you know who you are) would get on my tits today

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"Men! X

Why?"

Well just one really not all them lol had a social arranged today his idea sent a WhatsApp are we still on ? Nothing! Happens alot ! Might suggest a lunch out with sister as we both got day of x

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Period cramps.

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"The fact i was too lazy to clean my pots and pans before bed, hate waking up to messy kitchen, but self inflicted so will suck it up."

Did that last night so I wouldn't wake up to that sight

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"The fact i was too lazy to clean my pots and pans before bed, hate waking up to messy kitchen, but self inflicted so will suck it up.

Did that last night so I wouldn't wake up to that sight

Didn't do mine did ya ya lazy swine

Sharing is caring and all that shit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Period cramps."

Dude don’t even get me started

I now get my dead legs a week before my period. Then during my period. Then for a week after. For three weeks, I can barely walk, I limp etc. My period finished four days ago and I’m still getting the cramps, lower back pain, both legs are numb and I’m so fucking SORE

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Period cramps.

Dude don’t even get me started

Suddenly my cramps don't seem so bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting my lorry stuck in the mud then having to get out in the dirty mud to attach a towing eye so the bulldozer on site can pull me out, that really boils my piss.

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"The fact i was too lazy to clean my pots and pans before bed, hate waking up to messy kitchen, but self inflicted so will suck it up.

Did that last night so I wouldn't wake up to that sight

Didn't do mine did ya ya lazy swine

Sharing is caring and all that shit "

I can still do your ironing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The complete lack of planning in my work has left me with a day of no work

8 hours scrubbing it is

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"The fact i was too lazy to clean my pots and pans before bed, hate waking up to messy kitchen, but self inflicted so will suck it up.

Did that last night so I wouldn't wake up to that sight

Didn't do mine did ya ya lazy swine

Sharing is caring and all that shit

I can still do your ironing

Yes, yes you can.

There's a whole spare room full.

It's a deal.

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

Changing the clocks, I don't see the point of this dark in the morning dark in the evening what's the fucking difference.

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By *r Appreciator.Man
over a year ago

Bedfordshire.

My mental health is playing tricks on me for the last week or so and that means pretty much everything is getting on my man tits today.

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"The fact i was too lazy to clean my pots and pans before bed, hate waking up to messy kitchen, but self inflicted so will suck it up.

Did that last night so I wouldn't wake up to that sight

Didn't do mine did ya ya lazy swine

Sharing is caring and all that shit

I can still do your ironing

Yes, yes you can.

There's a whole spare room full.

It's a deal."

Just get me some good music and a coffee

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By *oson-BlueCouple
over a year ago

North Kent

People who try to cross busy roads mere yards from a pedestrian crossing. Somebody was hit and killed outside my house last night doing just that.

Please people, just be an extra 2 or 3 minutes later home than not get home at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing as it’s Tuesday

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"People who try to cross busy roads mere yards from a pedestrian crossing. Somebody was hit and killed outside my house last night doing just that.

Please people, just be an extra 2 or 3 minutes later home than not get home at all

That's so sad x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nothing as it’s Tuesday

Let’s have sexual relations

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My mental health is playing tricks on me for the last week or so and that means pretty much everything is getting on my man tits today.

hope it improves x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing I’m on a day off. Lazy morning in bed and now going to have some fresh coffee and sour dough yum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My shirt is getting on my tits!

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Nearly ordered a printer for clients office solution. They cancelled printer order at the last minute just as I had spent ages trying to source one out for purchase.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nearly ordered a printer for clients office solution. They cancelled printer order at the last minute just as I had spent ages trying to source one out for purchase. "

Punch them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hiya QL. The weather is the only thing annoying me. It's been raining since last week and forecast til next week. I can't go running as my village is flooded and the fields are too muddy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waiting for the plumber to come round when he was due at 9am

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

The inability of other motorists to maintain a safe distance from other vehicles on the motorway when it’s pissing it down with rain.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Good morning Queenie.

A pain in my neck that's causing pain all over my body!

How are you today beautiful?

Jo.Xx

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"20KG of Chicken Fillets that have leaked in our chiller that has resulted in a clean up operation akin to cleaning Buckingham Fucking Palace

So grim.

I'm quite liking the weather today. The only thing pissing me off right now is how tired I am constantly, I can't seem to stay awake past ten and I feel exhausted.

Oh and work meaning partners can't text me as much as I'd like but that's not annoying me, more my neediness. Is it even neediness to like talking to loved ones? Why is there a whole narrative where women can't say I'd like to talk to you more without feeling the need to apologise for doing so? Okay, so daft narratives irk me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The law

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"20KG of Chicken Fillets that have leaked in our chiller that has resulted in a clean up operation akin to cleaning Buckingham Fucking Palace

So grim.

I'm quite liking the weather today. The only thing pissing me off right now is how tired I am constantly, I can't seem to stay awake past ten and I feel exhausted.

I get that Meli

And yes it was fucking grim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Changing my answer to fucking Council tax.

Had a final notice letter come today. The day AFTER the date they demanded my bill paid in full or they're taking me to court.

I wouldn't mind if I didn't pay my bill. I actually pay more than the monthly installment, but I do pay it on the wrong date due to the date my payday falls.

So now I'm gonna end up with court costs for paying more than I should do, just on the wrong date.

Happy cunting days.

Tried the "if you're having problems paying call this nunber" instruction on the letter. It's an automated service giving you the option to pay over the phone or get the link sent to pay online. Very helpful indeed.

There is no option to speak to a human.

So I sent a complaint ..... which will take up to 2 weeks for a response.

Even happier cunting days.

Work my fucking arse off man just to pay the bills and still get in trouble.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Getting very little sleep (not for fun reasons)

2. My daughter having the listening skills of a brick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In light of the ‘dead legs’ you’re enduring op, my unhealed sore bits inside my foof seem to pale into insignificance.

Still pissing me off trying to dilate when it stings. Hey ho, a 6hr round trip to see my surgeon will hopefully sort it a week Friday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Changing my answer to fucking Council tax.

Had a final notice letter come today. The day AFTER the date they demanded my bill paid in full or they're taking me to court.

I wouldn't mind if I didn't pay my bill. I actually pay more than the monthly installment, but I do pay it on the wrong date due to the date my payday falls.

So now I'm gonna end up with court costs for paying more than I should do, just on the wrong date.

Happy cunting days.

There is no option to speak to a human.

So I sent a complaint ..... which will take up to 2 weeks for a response.

Even happier cunting days.

Work my fucking arse off man just to pay the bills and still get in trouble."

It sounds like it would make sense to actually go to court explain that. X

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By *he_Real_HimerosMan
over a year ago

Mayfair, London & Bucks

"Period cramps.

Dude don’t even get me started

Oh no! I hope you feeling better soon!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

My bra. I'm doing ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cold feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Changing my answer to fucking Council tax.

Had a final notice letter come today. The day AFTER the date they demanded my bill paid in full or they're taking me to court.

I wouldn't mind if I didn't pay my bill. I actually pay more than the monthly installment, but I do pay it on the wrong date due to the date my payday falls.

So now I'm gonna end up with court costs for paying more than I should do, just on the wrong date.

Happy cunting days.

There is no option to speak to a human.

So I sent a complaint ..... which will take up to 2 weeks for a response.

Even happier cunting days.

Work my fucking arse off man just to pay the bills and still get in trouble."

I highly doubt it will end up in court. Isn't there an option to contact by email and change your payment date? Most places are usually quite accommodating about this

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By *arewithmeMan
over a year ago

Craven Arms

"If only someone ( you know who you are) would get on my tits today

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How about tomorrow, would that be soon enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The absolute twunt that burgled the house nexr door yesterday afternoon.

I've been jittery all day.

Live in a really lovely part of London and yet the buglaries are on the rise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The rain.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"The rain."

Maybe put a top on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clever fucks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rain and the amount of fuck nuts on the road

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By *ainbowCheesecakeCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Half term in general.

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By *ewsub4dommeMan
over a year ago

thirsk

I have to apply for class 2 driving when someone whos barely been there 5 minutes is asked personally if he wants to do it

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Being a endless entity on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If only someone ( you know who you are) would get on my tits today

How about tomorrow, would that be soon enough

I will be waiting

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Pale blue lacy bra

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By *arewithmeMan
over a year ago

Craven Arms

"If only someone ( you know who you are) would get on my tits today

How about tomorrow, would that be soon enough

I will be waiting

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Was your waiting worth the wait ??

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

My manager at work. And I'm off this week.

Hes just a jerk and pisses everyone off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That documentary about the NXIVM cult - Seduced: Inside the NXIVM Cult

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Myself...really fed up with myself..

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By *nlylearningCouple
over a year ago

Wirral

Covidiots asking us for meets saying it doesnt exist when we buried a family member who died on a ventilator and another who needs oxygen to climb the stairs when 2 months ago she was cycling 20 miles a day

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Weather for me, washing out, washing in, washing out, washing in, seriously taking the p today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If only someone ( you know who you are) would get on my tits today

How about tomorrow, would that be soon enough

I will be waiting

Was your waiting worth the wait ??"

I can't possibly kiss and tell

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough

There’s a beautiful forest near me. I walk there almost every day. Today a woman was a victim of a serious sexual assault there. Her life has changed because some utter cunt doesn’t know how to behave and a wonderful ancient forest will never be the same again.

Sad

V x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Period cramps.

Dude don’t even get me started

Endo? Presumably you've gone to the GP etc? Time to ask for gynaecologist referral if you haven't already, Queenie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loud masticating on the table next to me this evening

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

The inability of the police to record accurately s report of assault, and their inability to communicate with an 18yo with a mangled face. The stolen phone was the secondary crime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An incredibly abusive message literally hours after I opened my inbox again. Don't know why I bother half the time

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Somebody stole all my apples

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Period cramps.

Dude don’t even get me started

Endo? Presumably you've gone to the GP etc? Time to ask for gynaecologist referral if you haven't already, Queenie

I have

Phoned again today and they’re giving me naproxen to take with my co-codamol. Fan-fucking-tastic

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Period cramps.

Dude don’t even get me started

Endo? Presumably you've gone to the GP etc? Time to ask for gynaecologist referral if you haven't already, Queenie

I have

Phoned again today and they’re giving me naproxen to take with my co-codamol. Fan-fucking-tastic"

Ask for a proton pump inhibitor to take with naproxen. It's not so good for the stomach. Hope it helps at least a tiny bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Period cramps.

Dude don’t even get me started

Endo? Presumably you've gone to the GP etc? Time to ask for gynaecologist referral if you haven't already, Queenie

I have

Phoned again today and they’re giving me naproxen to take with my co-codamol. Fan-fucking-tastic

Ask for a proton pump inhibitor to take with naproxen. It's not so good for the stomach. Hope it helps at least a tiny bit

I was given omeprazole with my naproxen as it really did a number on my stomach. So much so I haven’t taken naproxen for years but still need the daily omeprazole

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

Sick of coughing - my throats killing me now too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men! X"

Name and shame!!

Or, have they been getting on your tits in a good way?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having to shower and get dressed.

Really dont have the energy and cant be bothered but have to go out to city soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The volume level of the kids in my house

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"The volume level of the kids in my house

Total number of children or decibels?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sick of coughing - my throats killing me now too "

Get well soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Work!!

Although I'm still lucky to have a job, so mustn't grumble - but I'm going to to anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The volume level of the kids in my house

Total number of children or decibels?!

Well there are 4 kids all competing to be heard at about 80 decibels each I reckon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Period cramps.

Dude don’t even get me started

Endo? Presumably you've gone to the GP etc? Time to ask for gynaecologist referral if you haven't already, Queenie

I have

Phoned again today and they’re giving me naproxen to take with my co-codamol. Fan-fucking-tastic"

Thats just horrible - have they investigated fully what the underlying problem is?

I was up half the night last night with crippling cramps.

I'm so sick of it - codeine barely touches it and I'm tempted to go back to the docs to go down the hysterectomy route.

I no longer need my uterus!

It's drastic but the pain makes me cry and I'm a complete lunatic for a whole week every month now

You're young Queenie surely there's something your GP can suggest other than painkillers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Work. The internet. The general state of humanity. My sinuses. The shortage of RTX 3080 graphics cards. Trump. Brexit. The buffoon in No 10 and his cavalcade of clattering mediocrities.

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