FabSwingers.com forum: What does your username say about you

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Morning guys hope your all well ! , just a quick question while I have my morning coffee , What does your username say about you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That you should stay clear unless you like mischief

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By *iss.ddWoman
over a year ago

Leeds + Newcastle

What does mine say about me?

Erm .... My initials are D + D

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Everything

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

That we are......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's always a catch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It says a lot about me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id like to think mine is an accurate representation of who i am as a person.

Though not sure how much longer i can remain cute for.. getting older.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I like to take the piss and very rarely serious!

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

That we have no imagination.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Not a lot, it's a slogan from my favourite t shirt and that I'm a tad obsessed with Frida kahlo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I couldn't be bothered to think of something clever or funny.

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By *ongueandgroove555Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

Well it certainly doesn't refer to flooring!!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Sam and have flown supersonic, so pretty factual, apart from that I'm not really called Sam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not much tbh it was the end of a long list of 'username unavailable'

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By *osineCouple
over a year ago

Weston-Super-Mare

Not a clue, I hate choosing usernames

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"It says a lot about me. "

I always sing myfanwy when I see you on the forum

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By *eavertrackerMan
over a year ago

Derby

I dread to think

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By *ittyandtheboyCouple
over a year ago

Back of the bins.

Um It says she’s Kitty and I’m The Boy.

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By *awtymarkyMan
over a year ago

chester

I like motorbikes

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By *rownhotnessMan
over a year ago

Cheshire/London/Midlands

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

That I'm called Sophie and that I'm 720 years old

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By *rownhotnessMan
over a year ago

Cheshire/London/Midlands

I'm brown and been told on hot haha

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By *oneyBear100Couple
over a year ago

Gatwick area

Bear... and Honey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It says a lot about me.

I always sing myfanwy when I see you on the forum

Shall I feel privileged?

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

That I have very pale skin

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"It says a lot about me.

I always sing myfanwy when I see you on the forum

Shall I feel privileged?"

Nah not will my singing voice, I am no welsh male voice choir

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

^with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I'm a miserable cow?

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley

"Morning guys hope your all well ! , just a quick question while I have my morning coffee , What does your username say about you? "

I like a specific song

But also if you meet me more than likely I’ll be memorable

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley

"That I'm a miserable cow?

It says tinkerbell to me

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

One of my favourite albums..

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Full of air?

Melt in the mouth?

Sweet?

Sickly?

Sticky?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It says a lot about me.

I always sing myfanwy when I see you on the forum

Shall I feel privileged?

Nah not will my singing voice, I am no welsh male voice choir "

Are you singing now?

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

"One of my favourite albums.."

And it sounded “edgy”....

I’ll get my coat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I like licking balls

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

"That I like licking balls

Not sniffing bums then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I'm a miserable cow?

It says tinkerbell to me

Tinkerbell?

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Chilled by nature

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By *ilbearniMan
over a year ago

peninsula

That I'm a wee bear from Northern Ireland

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By *andlingswingersCouple
over a year ago

Woodbridge

The Sandlings was the old name (1700s) for the area where we met. Aw!!!! Romantic, innit??

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By *wistedbambi69Woman
over a year ago

Somerset

That I'm kinky with very long legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I like licking balls

Not sniffing bums then?"

Aye...course....that's a given!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That Mrs T likes girls as well as boys x

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"That I'm kinky with very long legs

At 6"2 i've no doubt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I’m adorable but have claws?

Or and I’m curious about life in general.

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By *siancouplehantsCouple
over a year ago

K-PAX

We are asian and from Hampshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I like a Carry On movie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing... Just our nicknames for each other

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By *andyblokeMan
over a year ago

birmingham

does what it says on the tin...lol

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By *oson-BlueCouple
over a year ago

North Kent

That we used to have single profiles call Ms Blue and Mr Boson

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London&Dublin

My sexual orientation/style.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I wear swing dresses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love being Naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sums me up

mmmmm pleasure....

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

That I live in Devon and eat Ferrero Rocher for breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a tree

kinda

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning guys hope your all well ! , just a quick question while I have my morning coffee , What does your username say about you? "

It says that we live in the Berrichonne region of French France.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

That I like footie and the aka make people realise 5ft means short

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m a tree

kinda "

You are Groot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning guys hope your all well ! , just a quick question while I have my morning coffee , What does your username say about you?

It says that we live in the Berrichonne region of French France.

Is there a Non-French France?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine says 'pain in the arse'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is self explanatory!

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"I’m a tree

kinda "

I have a little groot living on my tree x

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

I’m short but sweet

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

That I'm short

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm lost

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I am single and I was happy till this last week at work! They've really boiled my piss this week!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m a tree

kinda

I have a little groot living on my tree x"

Everyone needs a little Groot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m a tree

kinda

You are Groot!

Similar Vocabulary maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning guys hope your all well ! , just a quick question while I have my morning coffee , What does your username say about you?

It says that we live in the Berrichonne region of French France.

Is there a Non-French France?"

Ha ha I’ve no idea I just like the sound of French France in a comedy type way but maybe some old timers would put forward Algeria as non French France.

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By *entish_HeathenMan
over a year ago

Chatham

"Morning guys hope your all well ! , just a quick question while I have my morning coffee , What does your username say about you? "

Where I'm from and what I am interested in

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

It says that we are musicians and that we go together very well.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

It says I'm a gentleman and I'm fat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im was raised by apes

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

I think it states who I am

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By *asques and boxersCouple
over a year ago

Ashford and dept16

Our underwear choices?

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By *ountain of youthMan
over a year ago

lincoln

That I'm forever getting ID'd and look ridiculously young for 29, apparently it's a good thing though so everyone tells me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well this took off , on a phone call and come back to this ! Epic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I’m good with a sledge hammer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We love the great Outdoors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *entish_HeathenMan
over a year ago

Chatham

"That I’m good with a sledge hammer. "

great character

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

No comment x

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

I am a rock fan and Kiss is in my top 10. 2000 Man was a Rolling Stones cover they released on their Dynasty album.

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By *reeneyes1983Man
over a year ago

Hyde

The colour of my eyes

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By *airyChestedDaveMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

It says I have a hairy chest

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By *ifty69Man
over a year ago

north tyneside

Love to muff

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Nothing, hopefully.

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By *xhibitionistbenMan
over a year ago

Ware / Kings Cross

That my name is Ben and I’m an exhibitionist. You probably didn’t need me to explain that one though...

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

We wernt very imaginative when we joined tipsy, planned to change it but lost momentum atm

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By *ary Mary not so hairyWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

Mine says it all no explanation needed.

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By *inkylonglegTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Devizes

Errrrrrrm... that I’m kinky with long legs

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I think mine says that I’m not that serious about things and that I like the way certain words sound.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

We're kinky and we're a couple?

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

That it was a random name assigned to me from my Xbox clan days. I neither Twisted or a 999

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By *r_BigHeadMan
over a year ago

The Naughty Step (aka Northampton)

That I'm male and either overly confident or ...

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By *uvhandle20Man
over a year ago

SE London

That I am a short, chubby guy with a dad bod

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I like a particular novel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A statement of truth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is Cherry and I'm a juicy tart x

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

That I am a lover of sensuality but apparently so were 999 people before me....

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"That I am a lover of sensuality but apparently so were 999 people before me....

Maybe the bigger the number, the greater the sensualness? Is that even a word?

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By *ornyhappyCouple
over a year ago

perth

That we are horny and happy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I’m a bit of a handful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I'm cheeky

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

That my name is Polly and I'm melodic in a minor key way...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Self explanatory. I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is from PoisonIvy as I had red hair and a green corset when I signed up and love the character.

Shortened it down overtime as I am not a red head now

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By *lice MaliceWoman
over a year ago

The Facility

That I'm on a most wonderful journey of excitement and adventure.

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By *isshorny247Couple
over a year ago

wallsend

Love sex 24/7 and very naughty but nice lol

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

Only Scottish listeners to a certain radio wind-up merchant will understand it!!

Mind you it's on You Tube now as well.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"That I am a lover of sensuality but apparently so were 999 people before me....

Maybe the bigger the number, the greater the sensualness? Is that even a word?

I proclaim it to be now - a great word

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree

Absolutely nothing I just liked it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Exactly what it says on the tin. Goo of girls and ole ty of it

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By *anna Needs CockWoman
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Mine says I am a mature lady who likes a hard dick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My perfect assets for my kink and the year I was born.

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

"Absolutely nothing I just liked it. "

more like an irony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a mermaid... Duh!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"That I am a lover of sensuality but apparently so were 999 people before me....

Maybe the bigger the number, the greater the sensualness? Is that even a word?

I proclaim it to be now - a great word

One L or two?

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By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

It says I put very little effort into it as I was just curious to see what was going on here with no intention of hanging around.

Four and a half years later and I'm stuck with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lillie is: "The flower lily is a symbol of innocence; purity and beauty"

Mmmm perhaps I need a new username

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree

"Absolutely nothing I just liked it.

more like an irony

Very true!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm handy with a razor...

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

I'm legendary

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

Its self explanatory

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

I'm a past the sell by date bakery product

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I am full of Woe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I'm ready for more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is where my favourite seat is situated. With some meaningless numbers after it.

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By *ornyforit5Man
over a year ago

Some Where In The Sun

Mine says exactly how i feel 100% of the time!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm....that I love meeting sexy hotwives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simply it’s where I’m living.

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By *ustyshowoffCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

I like getting my boobs out lol

Jxx

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I like getting my boobs out lol

Jxx"

We like you getting your fabulous boobs out too.

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By *ainbowCheesecakeCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Our respective roles and that we are in our 30s except I'm an idiot and didn't type the s in after 30 lol

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By *BWandhusbandCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

That I'm a fat chick, with a husband

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What we are looking for.. straight to the point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr has a nickname for me, cushion bum. We like a smoke, hence kushnbum x

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By *romNorfolkCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

Well, we're.....uhhh...

From

Norfolk

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

By dictionary mine means make things more entertaining , interesting and appealing

, and guess what ?

If the dictionary says is because is true

I know i know i know i'm not appealing to everyone same not everyone is appealing to me the important is the swing side of life of having amazing times with beautiful fab people you will keep im your memory forever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well, we're.....uhhh...

From

Norfolk

Funny, made me chuckle.

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By *yd Charisse 10Woman
over a year ago

Manchester

Am old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We lived in Wales, Hidden in a valley and it was a secret location we only shared with a few.

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By *anana JoeMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

I like bananas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A perfect description of me

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"A perfect description of me "

I presume - 'nice arse' was already taken?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A perfect description of me

I presume - 'nice arse' was already taken?

I never even attempted that one tbh lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love word play ... oh and I change my name often because I like word play

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By *ondonerMan
over a year ago

London / Essex borders

Maybe it's because I am a..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know, I can't think of a sirius answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love sensual sex, lots and lots of kissing, stroking and licking before the main event

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am Welsh and i love to be out in the great outdoors

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Absolutely nothing as they are fake names

J x

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I don't know, I can't think of a sirius answer

Wasn't Sirius another of the characters from 'Con-Air'?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

That i like a certain song

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thaat I have a desire to be one......again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I'm called Sophie and that I'm 720 years old

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

That I am Kinky and will try anything i happen upon

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By *yes146Man
over a year ago

London / Bournemouth

As per name...my eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As per name...my eyes all 146 of them "
bet the opticians now love you

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By *reativecouplederbyCouple
over a year ago

Derby

It's what we do for work, entertainment, and socialising

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By *ge_load_ladMan
over a year ago

NW & Mids

Hmmm let me see, I wonder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love sensual sex, lots and lots of kissing, stroking and licking before the main event"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That it takes me ages to ripen up and once I'm ready I'm gone in seconds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That my butt is round, fleshy and yummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know, I can't think of a sirius answer

Wasn't Sirius another of the characters from 'Con-Air'?"

That was Cyrus the Virus Chunky, and he was way worse than Covid lol

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

She received the apple of temptation from Paris...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It describes me perfectly

Her x

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By *r Potato HeadMan
over a year ago

Manchester

It says I'm a man with head like a potato

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I don't know, I can't think of a sirius answer

Wasn't Sirius another of the characters from 'Con-Air'?

That was Cyrus the Virus Chunky, and he was way worse than Covid lol

My bad.

You're a nice bloke though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know, I can't think of a sirius answer

Wasn't Sirius another of the characters from 'Con-Air'?

That was Cyrus the Virus Chunky, and he was way worse than Covid lol

My bad.

You're a nice bloke though.

Thanks mate, you seem like a good spud yourself hey

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I don't know, I can't think of a sirius answer

Wasn't Sirius another of the characters from 'Con-Air'?

That was Cyrus the Virus Chunky, and he was way worse than Covid lol

My bad.

You're a nice bloke though.

Thanks mate, you seem like a good spud yourself hey

I am. I'm the best (Probably). Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a dick head basically

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