FabSwingers.com forum: What are your retirement plans?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I am thinking of selling my 2 bedroom estate, go to Las Vegas and party my life to the funeral parlour.

What are your retirement plans?

Jeff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To die one day

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By *incskittenWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

"To die one day"

Pmsl !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To reach retirement and then be forced to stay at home until I die.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To die one day

Pmsl !"

That ASS!!!!!!! will be the death of me..

Jeff.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Rob a bank, sell a kidney

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rob a bank, sell a kidney then buy the new iphone 12 from Tim Apple

Jeff.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Spend my pension on loads of holidays and meals out.

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By *allyandJonCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Retirement plans to escape in our campervan, go nudist camps and beach, socialise and swing

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By *andyblokeMan
over a year ago

birmingham

Ensure my kids have a home of their own.

Then.my work is done.

Do as much as i can to help the natural world as a volunteer. Go and see my favorite bands

Have a few beers and a good time with my friends...

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'll be well dead before getting the opportunity to retire

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Retirement plans to escape in our campervan, go nudist camps and beach, socialise and swing"

ohh sweetie, you sound just like my barbara.

Yours,

Jeff.

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By *orkshirefucktruck3Man
over a year ago

rotherham

to continue touring campsites and natuturist sites and sell my house to tour spain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I plan on getting a few credit cards with massive limits and spending my last years as a beach bum somewhere.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

I have 3 years till retirement and cant wait! Being on furlough from end of march to end july was a good preparation for me as I know I shall enjoy it cycling walking swimming all the simple things I enjoy so much winters might b bit slower but yes cant wait x

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

As one who has already retired, 15 years ago, may I offer one suggestion and that is take out private health insurance.

As we are all living longer the pressure on the NHS will be intense.

I do not have health insurance and have been waiting over 2 years for knee replacements, my brother in law who has BUPA health insurance got his done within 6 weeks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As one who has already retired, 15 years ago, may I offer one suggestion and that is take out private health insurance.

As we are all living longer the pressure on the NHS will be intense.

I do not have health insurance and have been waiting over 2 years for knee replacements, my brother in law who has BUPA health insurance got his done within 6 weeks."

Great advice. what is a good age to take out health insurance?

Jeff.

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By *scouple07Couple
over a year ago

louth, Ireland

Always been a dream of ours to move somewhere hot and open a bar and retire in the sunshine

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By *istretchMan
over a year ago

leeds

"As one who has already retired, 15 years ago, may I offer one suggestion and that is take out private health insurance.

As we are all living longer the pressure on the NHS will be intense.

I do not have health insurance and have been waiting over 2 years for knee replacements, my brother in law who has BUPA health insurance got his done within 6 weeks."

Replacements aren't all there cracked up to be .

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By *anticore and bruxaCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Our plan is to buy campervan and travel around Europe for a year. Then we would love to buy a small apartment somewhere in Spain and live there until the end.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To die one day

Pmsl !"
you laughed way more than was intended

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By *orthampton jamesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

What's retirement?

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

"As one who has already retired, 15 years ago, may I offer one suggestion and that is take out private health insurance.

As we are all living longer the pressure on the NHS will be intense.

I do not have health insurance and have been waiting over 2 years for knee replacements, my brother in law who has BUPA health insurance got his done within 6 weeks.

Great advice. what is a good age to take out health insurance?

Jeff."

Start as soon as you can, My son in law is 33 and he has started already.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Our plan is to buy campervan and travel around Europe for a year. Then we would love to buy a small apartment somewhere in Spain and live there until the end. "
Sounds idyllic. Sadly not quite as straight forward anymore after 31.12. but hopefully still possible somehow.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I am going to be me.

I'll do what ever I want when I want ....... Pax Vobiscum.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am going to be me.

I'll do what ever I want when I want ....... Pax Vobiscum. "

Hello Sweetie xox

Yours,

Jeff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To die the next day.

Well that's what the government wants is it not?

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

"As one who has already retired, 15 years ago, may I offer one suggestion and that is take out private health insurance.

As we are all living longer the pressure on the NHS will be intense.

I do not have health insurance and have been waiting over 2 years for knee replacements, my brother in law who has BUPA health insurance got his done within 6 weeks.

Replacements aren't all there cracked up to be . "

I am aware of that but in the case of both my brother in law who is 86 and myself at 80 and the lifespan of replacement knee joints is 10 years we should be alright

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy small sailing yacht and sail round the Med until I die. I leave the day after my 65th birthday

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I am going to be me.

I'll do what ever I want when I want ....... Pax Vobiscum.

Hello Sweetie xox

Yours,

Jeff."

Or maybe Jeff.... I'll just get myself some bananas...... man.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

bananas are very good for old folk ....... you should get some bananas.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Buy small sailing yacht and sail round the Med until I die. I leave the day after my 65th birthday "

How old are you now ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will not retire.

Just can't see myself stop working.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will do my days out in Belize.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I will not retire.

Just can't see myself stop working.

Are you a housewife?

Jeff.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Will do my days out in Belize."

I've heard you are always pulled back by the Honduras.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will not retire.

Just can't see myself stop working.

Are you a housewife?

Jeff."

No addicted to working.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Probably work till I drop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be able to retire before i drop tho the way its looking that's unlikely.

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

Just a few more years for me ... then travel and more travel

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"bananas are very good for old folk ....... you should get some bananas. "

My doctor has advised me to avoid bananas. How about you? Do you like bananas or love bananas?

Jeff.

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Tarka trail

I am already retired. Got the camper van already. Just need someone to grow old disgracefully with.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am already retired. Got the camper van already. Just need someone to grow old disgracefully with. "

Take me, Babes.

Jeff.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"bananas are very good for old folk ....... you should get some bananas.

My doctor has advised me to avoid bananas. How about you? Do you like bananas or love bananas?

Jeff."

Who could not love bananas. To only like is not to know. Everyone should be rammed full with banana.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I am already retired. Got the camper van already. Just need someone to grow old disgracefully with.

Take me, Babes.

Jeff."

Jeff..... your profile says straight

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Check into Hedo in Jamaica, far better than any retirement home and cheaper with it and includes premium brand drinks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am already retired. Got the camper van already. Just need someone to grow old disgracefully with.

Take me, Babes.

Jeff.

Jeff..... your profile says straight

I see nothing wrong with two straight mates going on a lovely cruise.. no sexual favour.

Jeff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll probably be working till dinner the day I kick it

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Me neither Jeff. You called him babes

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Tarka trail

"I am already retired. Got the camper van already. Just need someone to grow old disgracefully with.

Take me, Babes.

Jeff.

Jeff..... your profile says straight

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Sorry Jeff. I am straight. But I don't mind my woman to be Bi. Or even if she like younger men.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me neither Jeff. You called him babes"

That was juts to lure him in so i can get on his cruise

Love Jeff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The day i retire ill book a room at a sleazy motel, get wasted on rum, smoke some blunts, take some drugs, get naughty with 3 hookers and die on the bed

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"The day i retire ill book a room at a sleazy motel, get wasted on rum, smoke some blunts, take some drugs, get naughty with 3 hookers and die on the bed

Great cept you got it all the wrong way round.....

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Retire at 55 live off my pension and buy to let’s while living back in the sunshine. Also do a tour of the US Australia and New Zealand.

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By *ubbermaidbabyCouple
over a year ago

clwyd

"Ensure my kids have a home of their own.

Then.my work is done.

Do as much as i can to help the natural world as a volunteer. Go and see my favorite bands

Have a few beers and a good time with my friends..."

This!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The day i retire ill book a room at a sleazy motel, get wasted on rum, smoke some blunts, take some drugs, get naughty with 3 hookers and die on the bed

Great cept you got it all the wrong way round..... "

Really?... enlighten me..

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By *eWillMakeYouSquirtCouple
over a year ago

leicester

We want a motor home and go and don’t stop!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To die one day"

Fuck that, I plan to love for ever!

Anyway, retire at 55, take the maximum tax free lump sums, front load the travel / holidays / fun while I’ve still (hopefully, fingers crossed!) got relatively good health and can do it, then see out the rest of my days as near to tranquility and the beach (whilst still being easy reach of essential facilities like hospitals etc) as I can!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To die one day

Fuck that, I plan to love for ever!

Or even live for ever. Mind you, what I said first sounds like a good idea to be fair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My plans are simple, continue to embarrass my children by being even more eccentric, and live so close that when I phone or message the youngest constantly, to ask for something I could get/do myself, she has no excuse not to do it.

I joke of course, I won’t live close to her, I plan to live a fair distance away- still plan on texting her non stop though

Viv x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To die one day

Fuck that, I plan to love for ever!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To die one day

Fuck that, I plan to love for ever!

Aye true, the pain of all your loved ones passing on whilst you live forever, and there’s only so many times you can watch the repeats of Only Fools & Horses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been thinking about this lately and I don't have the desire to travel like I once did. I'm already feeling burnt out and to be honest I think that my mind will be slipping if I make it to retirement age. Hopefully I'm wrong though, but I'm happy with where I am now and I see myself happily ticking over through retirement.

Hopefully I will die in my sleep before I become a burden to anyone or maybe live until I'm 100 years old then blow the candles out and fall face down into the cake .. Flop! Good bye

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By *J coupleCouple
over a year ago

stone

We are going to buy a 55ft yacht to sail around the Indian Ocean and Australia.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

My private pension is presently accessible, so with redundancy starting next week, I've used part of my tax free cash to pay off my Mortgage early and the balance of a small loan.

With other financial plans in place, I can coast through till retirement in mid-May next year when I get my state pension.

I'm content with my next 7 months, then retire officially and continue to behave disgracefully.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sell up. Buy a Dutch barge and be a boat traveller spending evenings in canal side pubs

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By *ichaelsmyMan
over a year ago

douglas

go to sleep one night and not wake up

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I shall work till I drop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know what I'll do next year.

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London

I planned for an early retirement in 2021 (somewhere around May to July).

There are 2 things I really want to do in my early retirement:

1. Around The World (ATW) trip with One World airline alliance supposedly in 2022.

2. A cruise with Viking Ocean Cruise (In Search of the Northern Lights : London - Bergen) in 2023.

However due to the pandemic and some recent personal issues, the early retirement plan will be postponed to 3rd quarter of 2022 and those trips plan will be on hold for a while.

After that, I just want to enjoy my time and myself at my own pace. Too many things missed out being a workaholic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Somewhere sunny, trans friendly and with great clubs.

Hopefully by that stage (around 5yrs time) we will be well and truly post Covid and we won’t be well and truly past it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More than likely share my time between the Derbyshire dales and sunny cyprus which i currently do.. however spend more time doing hobbies like more trackdays.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never saw myself getting best 50, but if I do make it to retirement I want a home where the retirees swing like it was going out of fashion and all the medication is experimental

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I plant to lose my marbles then run for USA President..

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

A one way trip to Dignitas.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Be like my mates grandad. Lived happily at home till he was just over 100.

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By *lixirWoman
over a year ago

Chippenham

It will be semi retirement for me as a consultant its easy to pick and choose when to work or not so I will probably just end up doing 4-8 days a month to fund multiple holidays.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd rather not think about it at this moment in time as I'm 38...one of my colleagues retired recently at 61 and was gloating (he's a great guy to be honest) and saying you've got 30 odd years to work yet but I was like I don't want to retire as that would mean I'm in my 60s, I don't want to wish my life away just so I don't have to wake up for work everyday

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice

The way things are going I will be working till about 10.30 on the morning of my funeral

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By *orace99Man
over a year ago

York

Spend more time helping out in the community. So many people struggling alone thinking they have no one to turn to.

So a bit like a priest at confession without the church or small boy scandal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The way things are going I will be working till about 10.30 on the morning of my funeral "

I'm hoping for a Monday death, fuck working all week just to drop down dead as the weekend gets there ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd rather not think about it at this moment in time as I'm 38...one of my colleagues retired recently at 61 and was gloating (he's a great guy to be honest) and saying you've got 30 odd years to work yet but I was like I don't want to retire as that would mean I'm in my 60s, I don't want to wish my life away just so I don't have to wake up for work everyday

I love this!!

You're so right. Enjoy today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am thinking of selling my 2 bedroom estate, go to Las Vegas and party my life to the funeral parlour.

What are your retirement plans?

Jeff."

Going to take my pension as soon as I can and spend spend spend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love this!!

You're so right. Enjoy today."

Thanks for confirming I'm not invisible haha...

Its right though why would you want to wish your life away...ill deal with it at the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love this!!

You're so right. Enjoy today.

Thanks for confirming I'm not invisible haha...

Its right though why would you want to wish your life away...ill deal with it at the time

You're not invisible, I am.

If there was a 'Like' button on posts you (and many people) may be pleasantly surprised.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dignitas.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Quite like the idea of working less into 50s/60s and spending longer periods in different countries, a few places we want to spend more time in like Seville , New York, Amsterdam, maybe rent the house out and spend 3-6 months at a time in a place working part time as working from home is the new normal for us. We met some people on here who do it, there’s a web site where you can doggy sit for rich people while they’re off on yatchs or whatever they do, enjoying their nice homes for free and walking thier dogs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love this!!

You're so right. Enjoy today.

Thanks for confirming I'm not invisible haha...

Its right though why would you want to wish your life away...ill deal with it at the time

You're not invisible, I am.

If there was a 'Like' button on posts you (and many people) may be pleasantly surprised.

That would be a good idea..at least I'd feel like I wasn't getting ignored all the time x

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By *lan157Man
over a year ago

a village near Haywards Heath in East Sussex

I am going to travel ,spend time with my friends on multiple holidays .Remodel my house and become a beach bum . I have been growing my hair in readiness and bought an inappropriate car to have some fun with. The surfboard just fits but a kayak won't.

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