FabSwingers.com forum: Calling all Campers

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok when its raining and blowing a gale ,when cooking how do you protect you n the food from becoming soggy without havin to erect another gazebo ...tried the brolly method it blew off.....dont cook inside tent as too dangerous.....just campsites charge for extra erections.....ok ok no puns required.....just need abit of guidance.....sits n waits for any answer be it smutty or helpful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coooeeee dahlings... Sorry, I dont do camp luvvies...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coooeeee dahlings... Sorry, I dont do camp luvvies...

You sure??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 05/07/12 07:08:12]"

Now thats a first......you taking it back....speeeechless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coooeeee dahlings... Sorry, I dont do camp luvvies...

You sure??

Bitch...

*Flounces off in a hufflet...*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coooeeee dahlings... Sorry, I dont do camp luvvies...

You sure??

Bitch...

*Flounces off in a hufflet...*"

Thats Ms Bitch to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coooeeee dahlings... Sorry, I dont do camp luvvies...

You sure??

Bitch...

*Flounces off in a hufflet...*

Thats Ms Bitch to you

Oooh... Get you... Passes over strong black tea...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coooeeee dahlings... Sorry, I dont do camp luvvies...

You sure??

Bitch...

*Flounces off in a hufflet...*

Thats Ms Bitch to you

Oooh... Get you... Passes over strong black tea... R

Yes you may get me.....after my strong blk brew...thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Puts kettle back on for a refil...

Pearl might have a sensible answer... I always camped close to a decent Greasy Spoon cafe...;-)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You mean i may actualllllly get a helpful answer...surely not on here

Love cookin outdoors just need some shelter gazebos are too.big..im off to go outdoors tomoro they may ave something and will see if pearl can help too know shes a lover of camping.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

some camp sites do charge for extra tent or gazebo's

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"some camp sites do charge for extra tent or gazebo's"

Yes the one im goin to does n.im already payin for my toilet tent....just need some shelter for cooking....may ave to be poncho.n soggy food..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You mean i may actualllllly get a helpful answer...surely not on here

Shhhhh... Me meds havent kicked in yet...;-)

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I can hold a rather large brolly for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not just cook rice & pasta. Don't matter then if you get a little extra water in it. Just a thought

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Why not just cook rice & pasta. Don't matter then if you get a little extra water in it. Just a thought

I can bring ma paddle to stir it with as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You mean i may actualllllly get a helpful answer...surely not on here

Love cookin outdoors just need some shelter gazebos are too.big..im off to go outdoors tomoro they may ave something and will see if pearl can help too know shes a lover of camping."

You could put it over the tent a little .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why not just cook rice & pasta. Don't matter then if you get a little extra water in it. Just a thought

Got to have my sausage n i dont do soggy sausage

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You mean i may actualllllly get a helpful answer...surely not on here

Love cookin outdoors just need some shelter gazebos are too.big..im off to go outdoors tomoro they may ave something and will see if pearl can help too know shes a lover of camping.

You could put it over the tent a little ."

Canny its asnt a canopy to do that..plus dont fancy my tent goin up with my sausages....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just use boil in the bag food, you can get it from most camping stores. Or join the forces and get it free.

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By *jeasyriderMan
over a year ago

near paisley

use tins instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toilet tent? You camping or glamping?

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

Personally I'd erect the gazebo for shelter to cook under and say nothing. If question about it not being on your bill I'd expect compassion in terms of the dreadful weather and the necessity to be able to cook. It's only for that purpose. You would hope they would value the custom still turning up as you can be pretty sure they'd have had some cancel .. For how long gazebos take to erect you can always take down after or offer to if anything's said. There's no way I'd pay that without a plea for common sense

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By *icelymarkedMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

We used to use a wind break at the front of the tent. It was the wind driving the rain that was our problem. Add a large brolly because there wont be much wind this week so the rain will just come down like stair rods!!

Keep calm and carry on!!!

Hope you have a lovely time regardless of the weather but there is a warning out for very heavy rain that could turn nasty.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just use boil in the bag food, you can get it from most camping stores. Or join the forces and get it free.

Ohhh do.they do.fillet steak boil in bag???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Toilet tent? You camping or glamping?"

I glamp....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Personally I'd erect the gazebo for shelter to cook under and say nothing. If question about it not being on your bill I'd expect compassion in terms of the dreadful weather and the necessity to be able to cook. It's only for that purpose. You would hope they would value the custom still turning up as you can be pretty sure they'd have had some cancel .. For how long gazebos take to erect you can always take down after or offer to if anything's said. There's no way I'd pay that without a plea for common sense"

Well id hope they wouod be compassionate but then again they are.running a buisness....ya never know may get a freak sunny wknd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just use boil in the bag food, you can get it from most camping stores. Or join the forces and get it free.

Ohhh do.they do.fillet steak boil in bag???

They do all kinds of wonderful filth, just stay away from cornbeef hash.

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By *ub bbwWoman
over a year ago

oldbury

have never been charged for a wind breaker only gazebos so i would use a wind break to square off the porch area and then use the door as a prorch to stop the rain yes you are cooking just outside the door way but the wind break should stop the driving rain from getting food wet with the porch over the top.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well last time i camped was glastonbury last year now i did try to glamp but its a mud fest asnt put me off tho il be there again next year.So can you sugest any good camp sites that dont charge for extra erections lol not that that happens much nowadays

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

*..ya never know may get a freak sunny wknd*

Fifty shades if grey.... and that concludes the weather forecast

Ya can Always have steak tartare and salads ... with a drizzle of dressing..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Find a chippy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*..ya never know may get a freak sunny wknd*

Fifty shades if grey.... and that concludes the weather forecast

Ya can Always have steak tartare and salads ... with a drizzle of dressing..

Noooo sick of hearing a out how ma.y shades of grey......

But feel free to.cook my steak....blue pleaseeee

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Find a chippy

Nooooooooo chippy i like cooking ....hopin n prayin for sun....

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By *hilyouupMan
over a year ago

Romford

When i go camping i just pay for a easy up and cook under that it's much better than getting wet all the time.

Have fun f camping wish i was there too cos you could cook under my one hun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm also going camping and hadn't even thought about if I'll have to cook my own food (I seem to recall it being mentioned at some point)

We'll probably stick a gazebo up though so I think you should do what a previous poster said and pop one up just for cooking. I'm sure they'll understand. Or get a pan with a lid and a windbreak to stop the gas blowing out!

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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago

South Gloucestershire

"I'm also going camping and hadn't even thought about if I'll have to cook my own food (I seem to recall it being mentioned at some point)

how big is the tent? we can cook inside and have the side flap up with poles so is well ventilated. We did it in south wales at the same time they airlifted people out cos of the flooding , so we managed to cook in extreme conditions,

if you only have a small one manner you might have to be careful which campsites you choose as some have covered areas you can cook under.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tents big enuf its a 8 man one but dont want to cook indoors ,dont fancy tent goin up.....but the gazebo i have is huge....do they sell small ones??? I am goin to go outdoors tomoro so they may have something....thanks all tho x

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

You should be alright cooking in the porch area of an 8 man tent - it should be big enough not to catch as long as you don't use a stand for your stove and you don't flambe your steak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive a cookin station hence no good cookin under porch area.....the porch isnt big enough,if i opened the side it would be but then thats part of the bedroom....so deffo need a small gazebo or huge brolly

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