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By *itty9899 OP Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

You slide your fingers across me first thing in the morning, you play with me before you go to bed, I live in your pants, I am always in the back of your mind and you can’t live without me. What am I?

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Phone

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By *itty9899 OP Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

"Phone"

phone

When you blow me I get bigger, and the tighter you wrap your lips around me the quicker I enlarge. What am I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Balloon

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By *-sas-sinWoman
over a year ago

Arse end of the universe

"Phone

phone

When you blow me I get bigger, and the tighter you wrap your lips around me the quicker I enlarge. What am I?"

Balloon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Balloon

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By *itty9899 OP Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

"Phone

phone

When you blow me I get bigger, and the tighter you wrap your lips around me the quicker I enlarge. What am I?

Balloon "

All throughout the day I let anyone who wants to go down on me. I let them go in and out as much as they want. What am I?

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

"Phone

phone

When you blow me I get bigger, and the tighter you wrap your lips around me the quicker I enlarge. What am I?

Balloon

All throughout the day I let anyone who wants to go down on me. I let them go in and out as much as they want. What am I?

Lift

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By *itty9899 OP Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

"Phone

phone

When you blow me I get bigger, and the tighter you wrap your lips around me the quicker I enlarge. What am I?

Balloon

All throughout the day I let anyone who wants to go down on me. I let them go in and out as much as they want. What am I?

Lift"

What does every woman have that starts with a "V" and that she can use to get what she wants?

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Phone

phone

When you blow me I get bigger, and the tighter you wrap your lips around me the quicker I enlarge. What am I?

Balloon

All throughout the day I let anyone who wants to go down on me. I let them go in and out as much as they want. What am I?

Elevator

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Phone

phone

When you blow me I get bigger, and the tighter you wrap your lips around me the quicker I enlarge. What am I?

Balloon

All throughout the day I let anyone who wants to go down on me. I let them go in and out as much as they want. What am I?

Lift

What does every woman have that starts with a "V" and that she can use to get what she wants?"

Voice

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Phone

phone

When you blow me I get bigger, and the tighter you wrap your lips around me the quicker I enlarge. What am I?

Balloon

All throughout the day I let anyone who wants to go down on me. I let them go in and out as much as they want. What am I?

Lift

What does every woman have that starts with a "V" and that she can use to get what she wants?"

Vavavoom

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By *itty9899 OP Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

"Phone

phone

When you blow me I get bigger, and the tighter you wrap your lips around me the quicker I enlarge. What am I?

Balloon

All throughout the day I let anyone who wants to go down on me. I let them go in and out as much as they want. What am I?

Lift

What does every woman have that starts with a "V" and that she can use to get what she wants?

Voice

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By *itty9899 OP Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Thanks for playing everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cheers OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very clever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What does man love more than life, hate more than death or mortal strife; that which contented men desire; the poor have, the rich require; the miser spends, the spendthrift saves, and all men carry to their graves?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What does man love more than life, hate more than death or mortal strife; that which contented men desire; the poor have, the rich require; the miser spends, the spendthrift saves, and all men carry to their graves?"

Nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing"

Correct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have lakes with no water, mountains with no stone and cities with no buildings. What am I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have lakes with no water, mountains with no stone and cities with no buildings. What am I?"

A map

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have lakes with no water, mountains with no stone and cities with no buildings. What am I?

A map"

Yup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People make me, save me, change me, raise me. What am I?

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By *underland5573Man
over a year ago

sunderland

"People make me, save me, change me, raise me. What am I?"

money?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People make me, save me, change me, raise me. What am I?

money?"

Correct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What breaks yet never falls, and what falls yet never breaks?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"What breaks yet never falls, and what falls yet never breaks?"

Water?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What breaks yet never falls, and what falls yet never breaks?

Water?"

Nope x

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"What breaks yet never falls, and what falls yet never breaks?"

Day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What breaks yet never falls, and what falls yet never breaks?"

Day and Night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What breaks yet never falls, and what falls yet never breaks?

Day and Night "

Yup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What can fill a room but takes up no space?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What can fill a room but takes up no space? "

My charisma ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What can fill a room but takes up no space?

My charisma ?"

God no!

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By *eavertrackerMan
over a year ago

Bridgwater

"What can fill a room but takes up no space? "

Air

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What can fill a room but takes up no space?

My charisma ?

God no!

You haven’t seen my charisma, it could fill the Albert Hall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What can fill a room but takes up no space?

Air"

Bravo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What gets .. wetter , as it dry’s !?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?"

A river

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?"

Is it my charisma again ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What gets .. wetter , as it dry’s !?"

A towel

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By *lay 4 uMan
over a year ago

bolton

River.

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By *eggy_FemaleWoman
over a year ago

between now and never

What’s coming but never comes

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By *ecretlivesCouple
over a year ago

FABWatch HQ

"What’s coming but never comes"

tomorrow

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By *ecretlivesCouple
over a year ago

FABWatch HQ

When you want me -

I hold you close, trying to protect you from the ravages of the world.

When you don't -

You treat me without thought or care and wish I didn't exist...

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By *eggy_FemaleWoman
over a year ago

between now and never

"What’s coming but never comes

tomorrow

Da iawn

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

A man with £200 in his pocket pushes his car to the train station and then says “ I’m bankrupt, I have sold everything I own and now have no money”. What did he spend his last £200 on ?

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By *ecretlivesCouple
over a year ago

FABWatch HQ

"A man with £200 in his pocket pushes his car to the train station and then says “ I’m bankrupt, I have sold everything I own and now have no money”. What did he spend his last £200 on ? "

If in south east - a one day parking ticket.

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