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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Jingle all the way..

Oh i just love Xmas!

Roll on end of November and can put my main tree up.. (alredy have a small one up)

Merry Christmas you sexy fuckers

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By *adHatter_RestrainedAliceCouple
over a year ago

In The Hills

Bah humbug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get Halloween out the way first!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not feeling it this year at all. I think we are going to do a alternative Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bah humbug

Seconded

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bah humbug

Kiss my ass scrooge! lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get Halloween out the way first!

Nightmare before Christmas.. perfect combo x

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Woohooo!! My decorations are going up mid November and I don't care what the haters say

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By *adHatter_RestrainedAliceCouple
over a year ago

In The Hills

"Bah humbug

Kiss my ass scrooge! lol

Happily bend over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DELETE THREAD, DELETE THREAD!

(I'm joking mods)

(Bah humbug)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It'll be lonely this Christmas, lonely and cold.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m not feeling it this year at all. I think we are going to do a alternative Christmas "

Glitter, Tinsel, Sparkly lights.. oh i can imagine all the gorgeous festive profile pictures x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Woohooo!! My decorations are going up mid November and I don't care what the haters say

YESSSS Cede! I LOVE THIS

Fuck the haters (Not literally but only down to Covid

) x

I really would put my tree up that early.. it wouldnt take much encouragement x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bah humbug

Kiss my ass scrooge! lol

Happily bend over

Said kiss it, not rim it and fuck it...

but fuckkk it feels goooooooood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*goes around cutting the plugs off all the Christmas lights*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t wait

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"DELETE THREAD, DELETE THREAD!

(I'm joking mods)

(Bah humbug)"

HAHAHA.. cmon 2020 has been an absolute c**t of a year.. Xmas can be a great thing x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It'll be lonely this Christmas, lonely and cold......."

Great song.. but hope the lyrics wont be accurate for you x x

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

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By *adHatter_RestrainedAliceCouple
over a year ago

In The Hills

"Bah humbug

Kiss my ass scrooge! lol

Happily bend over

Said kiss it, not rim it and fuck it...

but fuckkk it feels goooooooood

Well now.... what's on the menu really

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*goes around cutting the plugs off all the Christmas lights*"

Put the plyers down!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Batman smells.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*goes around cutting the plugs off all the Christmas lights*

Put the plyers down!

Make me

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Merry kiss my arse and ho ho not up my bum

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Woohooo!! My decorations are going up mid November and I don't care what the haters say

YESSSS Cede! I LOVE THIS

Fuck the haters (Not literally but only down to Covid

) x

I really would put my tree up that early.. it wouldnt take much encouragement x

To be fair I usually put my tree up last weekend in November/first in December so it's only a couple of weeks early anyway

But yeah it's been a crap year and more fairy lights and tinsel can only make me less of a grump so it's best for everyone around me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Merry kiss my arse and ho ho not up my bum

If i am kissing your ass id also rim and tongue fuck it

WHat are you afraid of? that you might just enjoy it

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"*goes around cutting the plugs off all the Christmas lights*

Put the plyers down!

Make me

Oohh Sassy - I think we should jump him!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Woohooo!! My decorations are going up mid November and I don't care what the haters say

YESSSS Cede! I LOVE THIS

Fuck the haters (Not literally but only down to Covid

) x

I really would put my tree up that early.. it wouldnt take much encouragement x

To be fair I usually put my tree up last weekend in November/first in December so it's only a couple of weeks early anyway

But yeah it's been a crap year and more fairy lights and tinsel can only make me less of a grump so it's best for everyone around me

Same for me.. its the warm lights, the xmas scented candles.. the injection of colour to my home..

I just feel sooo good with a bit of glitz around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*goes around cutting the plugs off all the Christmas lights*

Put the plyers down!

Make me

Oohh Sassy - I think we should jump him!! "

Just be careful. I have zipties and dictate. You may end up looking like a badly wrapped present

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*goes around cutting the plugs off all the Christmas lights*

Put the plyers down!

Make me

Oohh Sassy - I think we should jump him!! "

Deffo.. you pin him down. He snips our plug i'll take the plyers to his nuts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*goes around cutting the plugs off all the Christmas lights*

Put the plyers down!

Make me

Oohh Sassy - I think we should jump him!!

Just be careful. I have zipties and dictate. You may end up looking like a badly wrapped present

Ducttape *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*goes around cutting the plugs off all the Christmas lights*

Put the plyers down!

Make me

Oohh Sassy - I think we should jump him!!

Deffo.. you pin him down. He snips our plug i'll take the plyers to his nuts!

Go ahead they are useless anyway

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

lol Ive visions of Cede duct tapped up and cable tied ... decorated in fairy lights with a star on her head..

so pretty still x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lol Ive visions of Cede duct tapped up and cable tied ... decorated in fairy lights with a star on her head..

so pretty still x

The lights won't work though. No plug

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"lol Ive visions of Cede duct tapped up and cable tied ... decorated in fairy lights with a star on her head..

so pretty still x

The lights won't work though. No plug

Ive got some battery operated ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lol Ive visions of Cede duct tapped up and cable tied ... decorated in fairy lights with a star on her head..

so pretty still x

The lights won't work though. No plug

Ive got some battery operated ones "

*hides the batteries *

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh the weather outside is frightful, but the fire is so delightful..

If youve no place to go...

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By *adHatter_RestrainedAliceCouple
over a year ago

In The Hills

"Oh the weather outside is frightful, but the fire is so delightful..

If youve no place to go...

Then go down on her

Ho ho ho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jingle all the way..

Oh i just love Xmas!

Roll on end of November and can put my main tree up.. (alredy have a small one up)

Merry Christmas you sexy fuckers

I'd love to be coming down your chimney lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jingle all the way..

Oh i just love Xmas!

Roll on end of November and can put my main tree up.. (alredy have a small one up)

Merry Christmas you sexy fuckers

Take a look in the feedback forum.

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

How can you be thinking about Christmas when there's more important holidays coming up, like Halloween... and my birthday

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

"How can you be thinking about Christmas when there's more important holidays coming up, like Halloween... and my birthday

Is your birthday a holiday? Do I get a day off work?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How can you be thinking about Christmas when there's more important holidays coming up, like Halloween... and my birthday

Is your birthday a holiday? Do I get a day off work?

I can't wait for Lorenzo Day.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"How can you be thinking about Christmas when there's more important holidays coming up, like Halloween... and my birthday

Is your birthday a holiday? Do I get a day off work?

I can't wait for Lorenzo Day. "

If we can get a day off work I'll celebrate it

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

"How can you be thinking about Christmas when there's more important holidays coming up, like Halloween... and my birthday

Is your birthday a holiday? Do I get a day off work?

I'll make sure your boss is aware

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

"How can you be thinking about Christmas when there's more important holidays coming up, like Halloween... and my birthday

Is your birthday a holiday? Do I get a day off work?

I can't wait for Lorenzo Day. "

There's talk of a new Fab emoji to celebrate the event

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How can you be thinking about Christmas when there's more important holidays coming up, like Halloween... and my birthday

Is your birthday a holiday? Do I get a day off work?

I can't wait for Lorenzo Day.

There's talk of a new Fab emoji to celebrate the event

Oi you sexy fucker dont be hijacking my xmas thread with you made up bollocks of Lorenzo day hahaha

Now go cover yourself in tinsel and stick a Michel Buble xmas album on... he's coming out of hibernation around now haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How can you be thinking about Christmas when there's more important holidays coming up, like Halloween... and my birthday

Is your birthday a holiday? Do I get a day off work?

I can't wait for Lorenzo Day.

There's talk of a new Fab emoji to celebrate the event

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How can you be thinking about Christmas when there's more important holidays coming up, like Halloween... and my birthday

Is your birthday a holiday? Do I get a day off work?

I can't wait for Lorenzo Day.

There's talk of a new Fab emoji to celebrate the event

Oi you sexy fucker dont be hijacking my xmas thread with you made up bollocks of Lorenzo day hahaha

Now go cover yourself in tinsel and stick a Michel Buble xmas album on... he's coming out of hibernation around now haha"

I hate the voice of that man. I can't stand listening to any of his songs for longer than a few seconds

there are so many better Christmas songs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How can you be thinking about Christmas when there's more important holidays coming up, like Halloween... and my birthday

Is your birthday a holiday? Do I get a day off work?

I can't wait for Lorenzo Day.

There's talk of a new Fab emoji to celebrate the event

Oi you sexy fucker dont be hijacking my xmas thread with you made up bollocks of Lorenzo day hahaha

Now go cover yourself in tinsel and stick a Michel Buble xmas album on... he's coming out of hibernation around now haha

I hate the voice of that man. I can't stand listening to any of his songs for longer than a few seconds

there are so many better Christmas songs "

Agree.. my reccomendation was more for torture purposes haha..

Actually think i used his CD as an Ice Scraper on my car last year haha

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By *irestorm 500Couple
over a year ago

coventry

"Woohooo!! My decorations are going up mid November and I don't care what the haters say

Ditto, have had to work throughout this difficult time and I need something to look forward to and cheer me up x Storm x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Woohooo!! My decorations are going up mid November and I don't care what the haters say

Ditto, have had to work throughout this difficult time and I need something to look forward to and cheer me up x Storm x "

Yes Storm! Im loving this.. spread the festive cheer!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How can you be thinking about Christmas when there's more important holidays coming up, like Halloween... and my birthday

Is your birthday a holiday? Do I get a day off work?

I can't wait for Lorenzo Day.

There's talk of a new Fab emoji to celebrate the event

Oi you sexy fucker dont be hijacking my xmas thread with you made up bollocks of Lorenzo day hahaha

Now go cover yourself in tinsel and stick a Michel Buble xmas album on... he's coming out of hibernation around now haha

I hate the voice of that man. I can't stand listening to any of his songs for longer than a few seconds

there are so many better Christmas songs

Agree.. my reccomendation was more for torture purposes haha..

Actually think i used his CD as an Ice Scraper on my car last year haha"

You're upcycling...I like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We shall be putting our tree up mid November too. Need something to cheer us up x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We shall be putting our tree up mid November too. Need something to cheer us up x

Take a look at the feedback forum.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Love xmas...dinner, games, tv, choc, falling asleep...all good stuff!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm more interested in what food I'm going to eat than the decorations

I hope the Christmas food comes into the shops soon so I can 'test' it

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

The min halloween is over my decos are going up. On the hunt for some nice outdoor ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mrs just got me xmas pj's with the grinch's face on saying this is my resting grinch face haha

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By *ooking4othersMan
over a year ago

Here ...

One bright side of Covid ... no need to listen to all those Xmas songs on repeat in the shops everywhere you go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

HO HO hO,I also love Christmas and my tree will be up in November

We need something to look forward to this year xx

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By *ueen of sleezeWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

I cannot think of Christmas till bonfire night is over with

Halloween and bonfire night are two of the best nights ever but from the 6th its jingle bells all the way xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nooooo!! It's too soon! Can't cope with Christmas in October!! Lol! I might put the tree up slightly earlier this year but won't be before 1st December!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Nooooo!! It's too soon! Can't cope with Christmas in October!! Lol! I might put the tree up slightly earlier this year but won't be before 1st December!

I'm with you on this one.

Even the third week of December will do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nooooo!! It's too soon! Can't cope with Christmas in October!! Lol! I might put the tree up slightly earlier this year but won't be before 1st December!

I'm with you on this one.

Even the third week of December will do.

Humbug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ffs there is Halloween and bonfire night first. Don’t be such an eager beaver.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Nooooo!! It's too soon! Can't cope with Christmas in October!! Lol! I might put the tree up slightly earlier this year but won't be before 1st December!

I'm with you on this one.

Even the third week of December will do.

Humbug

(Blows raspberry).

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ffs there is Halloween and bonfire night first. Don’t be such an eager beaver.

Cmere and let me sprinkle u with glitter and wrap u up in tinsel and stick a set of fairy lights on you..

Xmas is so joyus

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Almost tempted to do a fab xmas sketch calendar.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Almost tempted to do a fab xmas sketch calendar....."

Do it!! X x

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Bah humbug. I've cancelled Christmas at my place.

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Almost tempted to do a fab xmas sketch calendar.....

Do it!! X x"

Depends on interest for it and other factors.

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