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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A drive a Maserati granturismo

now let’s see who messages

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

Does it run!!!

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"A drive a Maserati granturismo

now let’s see who messages "

Presumably you'll give a preference to ladies who know how to fix it when it breaks down.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does it run!!!"

Yes of course

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham, North Yorkshire and can travel

Would you let me drive it?

Mrs

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

That sounds like a nice tractor

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A drive a Maserati granturismo

now let’s see who messages

Presumably you'll give a preference to ladies who know how to fix it when it breaks down."

Don’t mind a lady getting down and dirty

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"That sounds like a nice tractor

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

"A drive a Maserati granturismo

now let’s see who messages

Presumably you'll give a preference to ladies who know how to fix it when it breaks down."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would you let me drive it?

Mrs"

If I get something in return

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By *estofbothCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

We’ve always found Maseratis unforgivable. Some nice looking cars, sound great but then they have either the most horrendous or weirdest interiors. Just couldn’t bring ourselves to buy one over the competition.

Anyway, congratulations on your new car and no doubt it’s lovely. Hope it gets you all the ladies.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We’ve always found Maseratis unforgivable. Some nice looking cars, sound great but then they have either the most horrendous or weirdest interiors. Just couldn’t bring ourselves to buy one over the competition.

Anyway, congratulations on your new car and no doubt it’s lovely. Hope it gets you all the ladies. "

Had it over 2 years maybe Ferrari next year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s a new take on the “what watch do you own” humble brag thread for sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s not what you’ve got it’s how well you drive it that counts for me! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it a toy car?

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

I’ve always found guys who drive a Citroen Berlingo make the best lovers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you are a Gooner, then I'm in.

Nice bum.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you are a Gooner, then I'm in.

Nice bum. "

We’re the perfect match

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I drive a Ford Focus with it’s very own cup holder!

*sits back and waits for the messages to flood in*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A drive a Maserati granturismo

now let’s see who messages "

Can I eat my chips in it though???

If not then it's not for me

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley

"A drive a Maserati granturismo

now let’s see who messages

Presumably you'll give a preference to ladies who know how to fix it when it breaks down."

Hahaha quality response

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A drive a Maserati granturismo

now let’s see who messages

Can I eat my chips in it though???

If not then it's not for me"

As long as there’s no mess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just ride cocks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A drive a Maserati granturismo

now let’s see who messages

Can I eat my chips in it though???

If not then it's not for me

As long as there’s no mess

I can't guarantee I won't drop them....

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I drive a Ford Focus with it’s very own cup holder!

*sits back and waits for the messages to flood in*"

Have you got fluffy dice

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"I drive a Ford Focus with it’s very own cup holder!

*sits back and waits for the messages to flood in*

Have you got fluffy dice

The current fashion is to shave them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A drive a Maserati granturismo

now let’s see who messages

Can I eat my chips in it though???

If not then it's not for me

As long as there’s no mess

I can't guarantee I won't drop them....

Then you’ll get a spanking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why would the kind of car you drive help you to get messages?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyway, congratulations on your new car and no doubt it’s lovely. Hope it gets you all the ladies.

Had it over 2 years maybe Ferrari next year "

I’d spend the money on your house. Looks like it needs it.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I've got a camper van with a bed in the back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyway, congratulations on your new car and no doubt it’s lovely. Hope it gets you all the ladies.

Had it over 2 years maybe Ferrari next year

I’d spend the money on your house. Looks like it needs it.

BUUUUUUURN!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got a camper van with a bed in the back

Dont want to burst your bubble or anything but if your campervan didnt have a bed, it would just be called "a van"

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

What colour? and do you wash your car naked? get all soapy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What colour? and do you wash your car naked? get all soapy

It’s white you can wash it for me

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Can I just queue? I'm feeling very British today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fave car..

Just leave it on my door step with keys thanks

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Can I just queue? I'm feeling very British today."

I need groceries. Good plan

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My fave car..

Just leave it on my door step with keys thanks "

What about me can I come in

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

"What colour? and do you wash your car naked? get all soapy

It’s white you can wash it for me

I don’t do chores , not my style

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Can I just queue? I'm feeling very British today.

I need groceries. Good plan"

I'm a genius. Obvs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What colour? and do you wash your car naked? get all soapy

It’s white you can wash it for me

I don’t do chores , not my style

What else are women good at apart from cooking and cleaning

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I have car blindness, just doesn't feature on my radar at all.

I'd probably be more impressed by someone driving a combine harvester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A drive a Maserati granturismo

now let’s see who messages

Can I eat my chips in it though???

If not then it's not for me

As long as there’s no mess

I can't guarantee I won't drop them....

Then you’ll get a spanking

Pipe down short stuff

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

"I have car blindness, just doesn't feature on my radar at all.

I'd probably be more impressed by someone driving a combine harvester

We have a couple of tractors, does that count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I drive a Ford Focus with it’s very own cup holder!

*sits back and waits for the messages to flood in*"

I call dibs on the cup holder!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do men boast about what car they drive to make up for shortcomings in themselves?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyway, congratulations on your new car and no doubt it’s lovely. Hope it gets you all the ladies.

Had it over 2 years maybe Ferrari next year

I’d spend the money on your house. Looks like it needs it.

Ouch.

Funny though!

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By *adboybikerxxMan
over a year ago

town near me

I prefer my Dino the one I bought off a very famous singer he said don't you think it's sexy when I went to first look at

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have car blindness, just doesn't feature on my radar at all.

I'd probably be more impressed by someone driving a combine harvester

We have a couple of tractors, does that count?"

I think tractors are Sexy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a transit van and a transit minibus.

Miles better for shaggery goings on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now if it was a VW Devon camper or a land rover short wheel base defender you might have peeked my interest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can it go off road...

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Now if it was a VW Devon camper or a land rover short wheel base defender you might have peeked my interest

Helloooo VW autohome komet here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyway, congratulations on your new car and no doubt it’s lovely. Hope it gets you all the ladies.

Had it over 2 years maybe Ferrari next year

I’d spend the money on your house. Looks like it needs it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now if it was a VW Devon camper or a land rover short wheel base defender you might have peeked my interest

Helloooo VW autohome komet here

Who doesn't like a campervan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do men boast about what car they drive to make up for shortcomings in themselves?

Where I live they drive really BIG trucks ... and you see them coming a mile away Honesty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do men boast about what car they drive to make up for shortcomings in themselves?

Totally, I drive a Smart car, the smallest one they do, I asked for smaller, but I couldn’t get in it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP, I’ll let you into a secret, this ones for free, women don’t care what car you drive.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Can I message anyone on the thread?!

Jo.Xx

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

"OP, I’ll let you into a secret, this ones for free, women don’t care what car you drive. "

As long as it’s a nice colour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP, I’ll let you into a secret, this ones for free, women don’t care what car you drive.

As long as it’s a nice colour

Bright orange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP, I’ll let you into a secret, this ones for free, women don’t care what car you drive. "

100%

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I message anyone on the thread?!

Jo.Xx "

Hey Goregous... you can definitely message me!!

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By *nooshWoman
over a year ago

leeds

"OP, I’ll let you into a secret, this ones for free, women don’t care what car you drive. "

I felt my clit retract as soon as I read the brag

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By *lovebustyladiesMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"A drive a Maserati granturismo

now let’s see who messages "

Mmmm Maserati? Deep pockets lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

depends on the colour

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

"I have car blindness, just doesn't feature on my radar at all.

I'd probably be more impressed by someone driving a combine harvester

We have a couple of tractors, does that count?"
Holland, deer or massy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have car blindness, just doesn't feature on my radar at all.

I'd probably be more impressed by someone driving a combine harvester

I'm the same.

I dont know anything about them and don't know what make they are or care.

I have no idea what the OP is on about to be honest

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

"I have car blindness, just doesn't feature on my radar at all.

I'd probably be more impressed by someone driving a combine harvester

We have a couple of tractors, does that count? Holland, deer or massy?"

A blue one, a red one and a white one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A drive a Maserati granturismo

now let’s see who messages "

Ohh, nice car. I looked into one a few years ago but I decide to take up endurance racing instead. If you want to piss money away, motorsport is your friend ????

Good look with all the women, hope the back seats in the Maserati are bigger than the ones in my favourite old girl

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By *ssexmickMan
over a year ago

Rawreth

I drive a jag does that mean I dont pay for anything ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That sounds like a nice tractor

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By *he Vital SparkMan
over a year ago

Preston

Anyway, congratulations on your new car and no doubt it’s lovely. Hope it gets you all the ladies.

Had it over 2 years maybe Ferrari next year "
. I would look at a Porsche 911 if it was my money. But each to their own.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I seem to be ticket 34

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyway, congratulations on your new car and no doubt it’s lovely. Hope it gets you all the ladies.

Had it over 2 years maybe Ferrari next year . I would look at a Porsche 911 if it was my money. But each to their own.

The 911 you would only have room for three ladies and the ones in the back would be very uncomfortable ... may I recommend a panel van ....

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By *addyBabygirl2020Couple
over a year ago

norwich

One of the worst profiles to messages us had no information and 3 photos.

1. His Porches

2. His watch

3. His cock

Like ok buddy, you got some flash stuff and a penis, take my wife.

I think not

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It’s only a bit of banter and a laugh we could all do with that at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s only a bit of banter and a laugh we could all do with that at the moment

Thanks for letting us know, there was me taking it seriously

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