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"Has he been sacked already?" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nowhereman. You're tonight's first poster, congratulations! Who's he? Smileyface | |||
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"Has he been sacked already?" You mean he’s been sacked already ^ | |||
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"Has he been sacked already? Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nowhereman. You're tonight's first poster, congratulations! Who's he? Smileyface" Alice. He did a step in for ya | |||
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"Yaaaay no apocalypse Alright my Jista from another mista " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach. I'm still alive, I don't know if that's a good thing or not. How did you come to have such a massive member? | |||
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"This could very possibly be the most pointless nocturnal thread ever. Unlike all the other nocturnal threads, which were all worthwhile." No it ain’t .... nice to hear from you  | |||
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"Glad you’re here to save my conflicted feelings erect Jim. " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, CC. I'm all about feelings. Smileyface | |||
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"This could very possibly be the most pointless nocturnal thread ever. Unlike all the other nocturnal threads, which were all worthwhile. No it ain’t .... nice to hear from you "Oh you.  | |||
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"Hey Jim xxx " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nurse and your bum. x | |||
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"This could very possibly be the most pointless nocturnal thread ever. Unlike all the other nocturnal threads, which were all worthwhile. No it ain’t .... nice to hear from you
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"Hey Jim xxx Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nurse and your bum. x" Ahh thanks for the bum appreciation lol. How are you? Xx | |||
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"Evening midnight Jim" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Notso. Happy midnight hour! | |||
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"Yaaaay no apocalypse Alright my Jista from another mista Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach. I'm still alive, I don't know if that's a good thing or not. How did you come to have such a massive member?" Well. A fair few years ago I was with a couple and she had a monster toy exactly the same as this one. I met them loads and we remained friends after they moved away. Not seen them in years. Anyways, we have been talking for the last few months and they sent me this gift as a reminder. And they want my floof wide enough to fit a train set in by the looks of it! | |||
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"Hey good evening Jim
Good evening everyone "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bluebelle. It's good to see you late in the night. | |||
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"Hey Jim xxx Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nurse and your bum. x Ahh thanks for the bum appreciation lol. How are you? Xx" Oh you know me, I'm bobbing along. How are you? x | |||
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"Yaaaay no apocalypse Alright my Jista from another mista Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach. I'm still alive, I don't know if that's a good thing or not. How did you come to have such a massive member? Well. A fair few years ago I was with a couple and she had a monster toy exactly the same as this one. I met them loads and we remained friends after they moved away. Not seen them in years. Anyways, we have been talking for the last few months and they sent me this gift as a reminder. And they want my floof wide enough to fit a train set in by the looks of it! " That was nice of them. Now all I can think about is a train going into a tunnel. Choo! Choo! | |||
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"Evening midnight Jim Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Notso. Happy midnight hour! "And a happy midnight hour to you too Mr Jim. Hope it's treating you royally.... | |||
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"Yaaaay no apocalypse Alright my Jista from another mista Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach. I'm still alive, I don't know if that's a good thing or not. How did you come to have such a massive member? Well. A fair few years ago I was with a couple and she had a monster toy exactly the same as this one. I met them loads and we remained friends after they moved away. Not seen them in years. Anyways, we have been talking for the last few months and they sent me this gift as a reminder. And they want my floof wide enough to fit a train set in by the looks of it! " I didn't dare ask so I'm glad Jim did  | |||
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"Yaaaay no apocalypse Alright my Jista from another mista Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach. I'm still alive, I don't know if that's a good thing or not. How did you come to have such a massive member? Well. A fair few years ago I was with a couple and she had a monster toy exactly the same as this one. I met them loads and we remained friends after they moved away. Not seen them in years. Anyways, we have been talking for the last few months and they sent me this gift as a reminder. And they want my floof wide enough to fit a train set in by the looks of it! That was nice of them. Now all I can think about is a train going into a tunnel. Choo! Choo!"Choo fucking choooooooooo Full size train set | |||
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"Evening midnight Jim Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Notso. Happy midnight hour!
And a happy midnight hour to you too Mr Jim. Hope it's treating you royally...."Well I'm cosy. How was your Saturday day? | |||
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"Yaaaay no apocalypse Alright my Jista from another mista Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach. I'm still alive, I don't know if that's a good thing or not. How did you come to have such a massive member? Well. A fair few years ago I was with a couple and she had a monster toy exactly the same as this one. I met them loads and we remained friends after they moved away. Not seen them in years. Anyways, we have been talking for the last few months and they sent me this gift as a reminder. And they want my floof wide enough to fit a train set in by the looks of it! I didn't dare ask so I'm glad Jim did "This is why I nocturnal. I ask the probing questions that others don't. | |||
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"Yaaaay no apocalypse Alright my Jista from another mista Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach. I'm still alive, I don't know if that's a good thing or not. How did you come to have such a massive member? Well. A fair few years ago I was with a couple and she had a monster toy exactly the same as this one. I met them loads and we remained friends after they moved away. Not seen them in years. Anyways, we have been talking for the last few months and they sent me this gift as a reminder. And they want my floof wide enough to fit a train set in by the looks of it! That was nice of them. Now all I can think about is a train going into a tunnel. Choo! Choo!
Choo fucking choooooooooo
Full size train set "
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"Newbie here lol Bored can't sleep " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, LondonGuy. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. I do like fresh meat. Smileyface | |||
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"Yaaaay no apocalypse Alright my Jista from another mista Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach. I'm still alive, I don't know if that's a good thing or not. How did you come to have such a massive member? Well. A fair few years ago I was with a couple and she had a monster toy exactly the same as this one. I met them loads and we remained friends after they moved away. Not seen them in years. Anyways, we have been talking for the last few months and they sent me this gift as a reminder. And they want my floof wide enough to fit a train set in by the looks of it! That was nice of them. Now all I can think about is a train going into a tunnel. Choo! Choo!
Choo fucking choooooooooo
Full size train set
I'm going to fab your big dick.
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"Hey good evening Jim
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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bluebelle. It's good to see you late in the night."I'm a night owl tonight Jim | |||
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"Newbie here lol Bored can't sleep Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, LondonGuy. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. I do like fresh meat. Smileyface" Wouldnt say fresh lol | |||
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"Hey good evening Jim
Good evening everyone
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bluebelle. It's good to see you late in the night.
I'm a night owl tonight Jim "Hi blue x | |||
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"Hey Jim xxx Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nurse and your bum. x Ahh thanks for the bum appreciation lol. How are you? Xx Oh you know me, I'm bobbing along. How are you? x" I'm super thanks Jim. The new friend is going amazingly xx | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeevening Jim! We got all sticky tonight "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC. Did a friend buy you a ginormous dildo too? Or should I say gyneormous? | |||
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"Yaaaay no apocalypse Alright my Jista from another mista Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach. I'm still alive, I don't know if that's a good thing or not. How did you come to have such a massive member? Well. A fair few years ago I was with a couple and she had a monster toy exactly the same as this one. I met them loads and we remained friends after they moved away. Not seen them in years. Anyways, we have been talking for the last few months and they sent me this gift as a reminder. And they want my floof wide enough to fit a train set in by the looks of it! That was nice of them. Now all I can think about is a train going into a tunnel. Choo! Choo!
Choo fucking choooooooooo
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I'm going to fab your big dick.
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"Hey good evening Jim
Good evening everyone
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bluebelle. It's good to see you late in the night.
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"Newbie here lol Bored can't sleep Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, LondonGuy. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. I do like fresh meat. Smileyface Wouldnt say fresh lol " Haha. I'll take what I can get. | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeevening Jim! We got all sticky tonight
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC. Did a friend buy you a ginormous dildo too? Or should I say gyneormous?"No gynae or ginormous dildos here, Peaches has enough for all of us! We made a sticky mess with J for jam (strawberry) | |||
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"I’m a bit late but... hi all! "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Klbro. Well that's one thing we share in common. | |||
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"Yaaaay no apocalypse Alright my Jista from another mista Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach. I'm still alive, I don't know if that's a good thing or not. How did you come to have such a massive member? Well. A fair few years ago I was with a couple and she had a monster toy exactly the same as this one. I met them loads and we remained friends after they moved away. Not seen them in years. Anyways, we have been talking for the last few months and they sent me this gift as a reminder. And they want my floof wide enough to fit a train set in by the looks of it! I didn't dare ask so I'm glad Jim did
This is why I nocturnal. I ask the probing questions that others don't."I'm learning that! | |||
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"Hey Jim xxx Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nurse and your bum. x Ahh thanks for the bum appreciation lol. How are you? Xx Oh you know me, I'm bobbing along. How are you? x I'm super thanks Jim. The new friend is going amazingly xx" Wonderful. x | |||
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"Newbie here lol Bored can't sleep Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, LondonGuy. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. I do like fresh meat. Smileyface Wouldnt say fresh lol Haha. I'll take what I can get." Dont we all lol | |||
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"Hi all hows everyone x" I'm not too bad. How about you, LondonGuy, how are you? | |||
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"Hey Jim xxx Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nurse and your bum. x Ahh thanks for the bum appreciation lol. How are you? Xx Oh you know me, I'm bobbing along. How are you? x I'm super thanks Jim. The new friend is going amazingly xx Wonderful. x" it is lol xx | |||
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"Hey Jim xxx Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nurse and your bum. x Ahh thanks for the bum appreciation lol. How are you? Xx Oh you know me, I'm bobbing along. How are you? x I'm super thanks Jim. The new friend is going amazingly xx Wonderful. x it is lol xx"Sorry forgot how to do it xx | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeevening Jim! We got all sticky tonight
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC. Did a friend buy you a ginormous dildo too? Or should I say gyneormous?
No gynae or ginormous dildos here, Peaches has enough for all of us! We made a sticky mess with J for jam (strawberry) "A decision mess. | |||
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"Gooooood Eêeëèévvvvvening Jimbo et al. Sorry to join late....bit out of breath.....been doing some 'bedroom push ups'...... Hoping when the clocks go back an hour.....I can convince the Mrs we have to re-inact that hour.....or it didn't happen!!! "Mwahahahahaha! Cunning | |||
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"I love it when you ask the burning questions Jimmer " Jim is the Paxman of naughty nocturnaling | |||
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"Yaaaay no apocalypse Alright my Jista from another mista Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach. I'm still alive, I don't know if that's a good thing or not. How did you come to have such a massive member? Well. A fair few years ago I was with a couple and she had a monster toy exactly the same as this one. I met them loads and we remained friends after they moved away. Not seen them in years. Anyways, we have been talking for the last few months and they sent me this gift as a reminder. And they want my floof wide enough to fit a train set in by the looks of it! I didn't dare ask so I'm glad Jim did
This is why I nocturnal. I ask the probing questions that others don't.
I'm learning that!"I'll teach you! | |||
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"Hey good evening Jim
Good evening everyone
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bluebelle. It's good to see you late in the night.
I'm a night owl tonight Jim
Hi blue x"Hello x | |||
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"Yaaaay no apocalypse Alright my Jista from another mista Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach. I'm still alive, I don't know if that's a good thing or not. How did you come to have such a massive member? Well. A fair few years ago I was with a couple and she had a monster toy exactly the same as this one. I met them loads and we remained friends after they moved away. Not seen them in years. Anyways, we have been talking for the last few months and they sent me this gift as a reminder. And they want my floof wide enough to fit a train set in by the looks of it! I didn't dare ask so I'm glad Jim did
This is why I nocturnal. I ask the probing questions that others don't.
I'm learning that!
I'll teach you!"Oh my.... Jim.... please do | |||
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"Newbie here lol Bored can't sleep Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, LondonGuy. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. I do like fresh meat. Smileyface Wouldnt say fresh lol Haha. I'll take what I can get. Dont we all lol "  | |||
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"Hey good evening Jim
Good evening everyone
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bluebelle. It's good to see you late in the night.
I'm a night owl tonight Jim
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Hello x"How are you blue x | |||
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"[Giant dildo removed from poster's arse at 25/10/20 00:30:46] I knew someone would post." Moi? | |||
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"I love it when you ask the burning questions Jimmer " I've asked a another burning question. | |||
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"Evening Jim and all you sexy nocturnal people! Are you folks excited for the extra hour tonight? "Good if i could sleep lol.you ?? | |||
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"Hey Jim xxx Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nurse and your bum. x Ahh thanks for the bum appreciation lol. How are you? Xx Oh you know me, I'm bobbing along. How are you? x I'm super thanks Jim. The new friend is going amazingly xx Wonderful. x it is lol xx
Sorry forgot how to do it xx"You got there eventually. It's like riding a bike. | |||
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"Hey Jim xxx Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nurse and your bum. x Ahh thanks for the bum appreciation lol. How are you? Xx Oh you know me, I'm bobbing along. How are you? x I'm super thanks Jim. The new friend is going amazingly xx Wonderful. x it is lol xx
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"Gooooood Eêeëèévvvvvening Jimbo et al. Sorry to join late....bit out of breath.....been doing some 'bedroom push ups'...... Hoping when the clocks go back an hour.....I can convince the Mrs we have to re-inact that hour.....or it didn't happen!!! "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steve. No need to apologise, you horny athlete. Smileyface | |||
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"Just for you it is a hello from Hope "Hope! Much love | |||
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"Good morning Jimbob and the late night gang. Hope your all doing good. " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, sHaRIF. It's nice to see you. But your post did ruin my hilarious joke. Smileyface | |||
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"Guy Fawkes, did he actually have the right idea?" Well James. I wasn't there so cannot give a definite answer. However. I can totally understand why he would want the government well. .. deeeeeeed. | |||
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"I love it when you ask the burning questions Jimmer Jim is the Paxman of naughty nocturnaling " | |||
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"Yaaaay no apocalypse Alright my Jista from another mista Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach. I'm still alive, I don't know if that's a good thing or not. How did you come to have such a massive member? Well. A fair few years ago I was with a couple and she had a monster toy exactly the same as this one. I met them loads and we remained friends after they moved away. Not seen them in years. Anyways, we have been talking for the last few months and they sent me this gift as a reminder. And they want my floof wide enough to fit a train set in by the looks of it! I didn't dare ask so I'm glad Jim did
This is why I nocturnal. I ask the probing questions that others don't.
I'm learning that!
I'll teach you!
Oh my.... Jim.... please do " | |||
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"Gooooood Eêeëèévvvvvening Jimbo et al. Sorry to join late....bit out of breath.....been doing some 'bedroom push ups'...... Hoping when the clocks go back an hour.....I can convince the Mrs we have to re-inact that hour.....or it didn't happen!!!
Mwahahahahaha! Cunning "A man can but try! | |||
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"[Giant dildo removed from poster's arse at 25/10/20 00:30:46] I knew someone would post. Moi? "No, it was the sHaRif of Nottingham. | |||
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"Evening Jim and all you sexy nocturnal people! Are you folks excited for the extra hour tonight?
Good if i could sleep lol.you ??"Are you on the night shift or can you not sleep?  I should be asleep but distracted instead haha! | |||
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"Evening Jim and all you sexy nocturnal people! Are you folks excited for the extra hour tonight? "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Booty. I do like you. But not you too, you're as bad Steve. We lose an hour. The clocks go forward an hour at ²am. | |||
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"Evening Jim and all you sexy nocturnal people! Are you folks excited for the extra hour tonight?
Good if i could sleep lol.you ??
Are you on the night shift or can you not sleep? I should be asleep but distracted instead haha!"Just cant sleep x why you awake | |||
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"Hey Jim xxx Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nurse and your bum. x Ahh thanks for the bum appreciation lol. How are you? Xx Oh you know me, I'm bobbing along. How are you? x I'm super thanks Jim. The new friend is going amazingly xx Wonderful. x it is lol xx
Sorry forgot how to do it xx
You got there eventually. It's like riding a bike.
Lol it is xx"Dirty girl! x | |||
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"Yaaaay no apocalypse Alright my Jista from another mista Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach. I'm still alive, I don't know if that's a good thing or not. How did you come to have such a massive member? Well. A fair few years ago I was with a couple and she had a monster toy exactly the same as this one. I met them loads and we remained friends after they moved away. Not seen them in years. Anyways, we have been talking for the last few months and they sent me this gift as a reminder. And they want my floof wide enough to fit a train set in by the looks of it! I didn't dare ask so I'm glad Jim did
This is why I nocturnal. I ask the probing questions that others don't.
I'm learning that!
I'll teach you!
Oh my.... Jim.... please do
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"Just for you it is a hello from Hope " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hope. Is it me helloing for? It is. | |||
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"Hey Jim xxx Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nurse and your bum. x Ahh thanks for the bum appreciation lol. How are you? Xx Oh you know me, I'm bobbing along. How are you? x I'm super thanks Jim. The new friend is going amazingly xx Wonderful. x it is lol xx
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"Evening Jim and all you sexy nocturnal people! Are you folks excited for the extra hour tonight?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Booty. I do like you. But not you too, you're as bad Steve. We lose an hour. The clocks go forward an hour at ²am."Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat! No way!! Someone told me today at work we gain an hour tonight! Oh dear! I got so excited | |||
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"[Giant dildo removed from poster's arse at 25/10/20 00:30:46] I knew someone would post. Moi?
No, it was the sHaRif of Nottingham."Naughty boy! | |||
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"Guy Fawkes, did he actually have the right idea? Well James. I wasn't there so cannot give a definite answer. However. I can totally understand why he would want the government well. .. deeeeeeed." In the heeeeeeeed. | |||
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"Evening Jim and all you sexy nocturnal people! Are you folks excited for the extra hour tonight?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Booty. I do like you. But not you too, you're as bad Steve. We lose an hour. The clocks go forward an hour at ²am.
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat! No way!! Someone told me today at work we gain an hour tonight! Oh dear! I got so excited "Jim is being a tinker | |||
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"Yaaaay no apocalypse Alright my Jista from another mista Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach. I'm still alive, I don't know if that's a good thing or not. How did you come to have such a massive member? Well. A fair few years ago I was with a couple and she had a monster toy exactly the same as this one. I met them loads and we remained friends after they moved away. Not seen them in years. Anyways, we have been talking for the last few months and they sent me this gift as a reminder. And they want my floof wide enough to fit a train set in by the looks of it! I didn't dare ask so I'm glad Jim did
This is why I nocturnal. I ask the probing questions that others don't.
I'm learning that!
I'll teach you!
Oh my.... Jim.... please do
I kneel at the altar of your teaching"Lucky guy x | |||
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"Gooooood Eêeëèévvvvvening Jimbo et al. Sorry to join late....bit out of breath.....been doing some 'bedroom push ups'...... Hoping when the clocks go back an hour.....I can convince the Mrs we have to re-inact that hour.....or it didn't happen!!!
Mwahahahahaha! Cunning
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"Yaaaay no apocalypse Alright my Jista from another mista Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach. I'm still alive, I don't know if that's a good thing or not. How did you come to have such a massive member? Well. A fair few years ago I was with a couple and she had a monster toy exactly the same as this one. I met them loads and we remained friends after they moved away. Not seen them in years. Anyways, we have been talking for the last few months and they sent me this gift as a reminder. And they want my floof wide enough to fit a train set in by the looks of it! I didn't dare ask so I'm glad Jim did
This is why I nocturnal. I ask the probing questions that others don't.
I'm learning that!
I'll teach you!
Oh my.... Jim.... please do
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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Booty. I do like you. But not you too, you're as bad Steve. We lose an hour. The clocks go forward an hour at ²am.
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat! No way!! Someone told me today at work we gain an hour tonight! Oh dear! I got so excited
Jim is being a tinker "Oh my days Jim is a bit of a cheeky trickster isn't he? How naughty! I actually went and googled it because I was so confused hehe How are you both doing tonight? | |||
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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Booty. I do like you. But not you too, you're as bad Steve. We lose an hour. The clocks go forward an hour at ²am.
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat! No way!! Someone told me today at work we gain an hour tonight! Oh dear! I got so excited "I'm sorry to tell you this. But that someone is trying to make a fool of you. | |||
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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Booty. I do like you. But not you too, you're as bad Steve. We lose an hour. The clocks go forward an hour at ²am.
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat! No way!! Someone told me today at work we gain an hour tonight! Oh dear! I got so excited
Jim is being a tinker
Oh my days Jim is a bit of a cheeky trickster isn't he? How naughty! I actually went and googled it because I was so confused hehe
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"[Giant dildo removed from poster's arse at 25/10/20 00:30:46] I knew someone would post. Moi?
No, it was the sHaRif of Nottingham.
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This is why I nocturnal. I ask the probing questions that others don't.
I'm learning that!
I'll teach you!
Oh my.... Jim.... please do
I kneel at the altar of your teaching
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"I couldn't help but notice that my good friend Steve from Shrewsbury has been spreading fake news all over the lovely nocturnal thread. Don't be fooled. And don't forget that at ²am the clocks go forward an hour." Ok 'Fake News Trump' don't know what your agenda is???;:......but if I 'spring forward' you had better 'fall back', less we meet in the middle in a tangle which might be confusing for all involved(lol);-)  | |||
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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Booty. I do like you. But not you too, you're as bad Steve. We lose an hour. The clocks go forward an hour at ²am.
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat! No way!! Someone told me today at work we gain an hour tonight! Oh dear! I got so excited
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"Nanight you lovely bunch of nocturnallers "Night x | |||
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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Booty. I do like you. But not you too, you're as bad Steve. We lose an hour. The clocks go forward an hour at ²am.
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat! No way!! Someone told me today at work we gain an hour tonight! Oh dear! I got so excited
Jim is being a tinker
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"Nanight you lovely bunch of nocturnallers "Mwah xxxx | |||
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"https://youtu.be/nVimshuoP7M I'm a little bit addicted to this song " I'll have a little listen later. | |||
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"D*unk can’t sleep and just wish I was dressed with wandering hands enjoying my curves xxx "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ivana. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. You'll have to make do with us. Sorry about that. Smileyface | |||
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"Nanight you lovely bunch of nocturnallers "Goodnight Posh. Mr KC is already fast asleep | |||
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"Nanight you lovely bunch of nocturnallers
Goodnight Posh. Mr KC is already fast asleep "Lucky him lol | |||
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"Nanight you lovely bunch of nocturnallers
Goodnight Posh. Mr KC is already fast asleep
Lucky him lol "He's an earlier bird than me, I'm the night flamingo awake till all hours | |||
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"I couldn't help but notice that my good friend Steve from Shrewsbury has been spreading fake news all over the lovely nocturnal thread. Don't be fooled. And don't forget that at ²am the clocks go forward an hour. Ok 'Fake News Trump' don't know what your agenda is???;:......but if I 'spring forward' you had better 'fall back', less we meet in the middle in a tangle which might be confusing for all involved(lol);-) "My agenda is truth. You've got it wrong. We fall forward. When leaves fall from the trees, they're falling forward. Then in March we spring back. To activate a a spring it has to be pushed back, spring back. It's all very simple really. | |||
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"Evening Jim and all you sexy nocturnal people! Are you folks excited for the extra hour tonight?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Booty. I do like you. But not you too, you're as bad Steve. We lose an hour. The clocks go forward an hour at ²am.
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat! No way!! Someone told me today at work we gain an hour tonight! Oh dear! I got so excited
Jim is being a tinker
Oh my days Jim is a bit of a cheeky trickster isn't he? How naughty! I actually went and googled it because I was so confused hehe
How are you both doing tonight?
We're good thanks, had some pic taking fun earlier. How are you, lovely? "I'm good and I did see your new pic for the letter J...it's very exciting | |||
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Goodnight Posh. Mr KC is already fast asleep
Lucky him lol
He's an earlier bird than me, I'm the night flamingo awake till all hours "I know the feeling lol | |||
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"Evening Jim and all you sexy nocturnal people! Are you folks excited for the extra hour tonight?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Booty. I do like you. But not you too, you're as bad Steve. We lose an hour. The clocks go forward an hour at ²am.
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat! No way!! Someone told me today at work we gain an hour tonight! Oh dear! I got so excited
Jim is being a tinker
Oh my days Jim is a bit of a cheeky trickster isn't he? How naughty! I actually went and googled it because I was so confused hehe
How are you both doing tonight?
We're good thanks, had some pic taking fun earlier. How are you, lovely?
I'm good and I did see your new pic for the letter J...it's very exciting "We were trying to be original
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"Evening Jim and all you sexy nocturnal people! Are you folks excited for the extra hour tonight?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Booty. I do like you. But not you too, you're as bad Steve. We lose an hour. The clocks go forward an hour at ²am.
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat! No way!! Someone told me today at work we gain an hour tonight! Oh dear! I got so excited
Jim is being a tinker
How dare you cast aspirations against my upstanding name.
Aspirations?! I scatter them liberally "It's kinda what you do for a living. | |||
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"Evening Jim and all you sexy nocturnal people! Are you folks excited for the extra hour tonight?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Booty. I do like you. But not you too, you're as bad Steve. We lose an hour. The clocks go forward an hour at ²am.
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat! No way!! Someone told me today at work we gain an hour tonight! Oh dear! I got so excited
Jim is being a tinker
Oh my days Jim is a bit of a cheeky trickster isn't he? How naughty! I actually went and googled it because I was so confused hehe
How are you both doing tonight?
We're good thanks, had some pic taking fun earlier. How are you, lovely?
I'm good and I did see your new pic for the letter J...it's very exciting
We were trying to be original
We took some other alphabet related pics too for other days "And gorgeous they are too x | |||
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"Just for you it is a hello from Hope
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hope. Is it me helloing for? It is."Why of course
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"Clocks gp back tonight hour extra of wanking! Lol : "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, High&Filthy. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. I've got some bad news for you regarding your masturbation. | |||
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"Evening Jim and all you sexy nocturnal people! Are you folks excited for the extra hour tonight?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Booty. I do like you. But not you too, you're as bad Steve. We lose an hour. The clocks go forward an hour at ²am.
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat! No way!! Someone told me today at work we gain an hour tonight! Oh dear! I got so excited
Jim is being a tinker
How dare you cast aspirations against my upstanding name.
Aspirations?! I scatter them liberally
It's kinda what you do for a living."Exactly right! I like to inspire in all the right places | |||
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"Evening Jim and all you sexy nocturnal people! Are you folks excited for the extra hour tonight?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Booty. I do like you. But not you too, you're as bad Steve. We lose an hour. The clocks go forward an hour at ²am.
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat! No way!! Someone told me today at work we gain an hour tonight! Oh dear! I got so excited
Jim is being a tinker
Oh my days Jim is a bit of a cheeky trickster isn't he? How naughty! I actually went and googled it because I was so confused hehe
How are you both doing tonight?
We're good thanks, had some pic taking fun earlier. How are you, lovely?
I'm good and I did see your new pic for the letter J...it's very exciting
We were trying to be original
We took some other alphabet related pics too for other days "oooooooo will have to keep an eye out to check them out | |||
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"Evening Jim and all you sexy nocturnal people! Are you folks excited for the extra hour tonight?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Booty. I do like you. But not you too, you're as bad Steve. We lose an hour. The clocks go forward an hour at ²am.
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat! No way!! Someone told me today at work we gain an hour tonight! Oh dear! I got so excited
Jim is being a tinker
Oh my days Jim is a bit of a cheeky trickster isn't he? How naughty! I actually went and googled it because I was so confused hehe
How are you both doing tonight?
We're good thanks, had some pic taking fun earlier. How are you, lovely?
I'm good and I did see your new pic for the letter J...it's very exciting
We were trying to be original
We took some other alphabet related pics too for other days
And gorgeous they are too x"Thank you | |||
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"Evening Jim and all you sexy nocturnal people! Are you folks excited for the extra hour tonight?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Booty. I do like you. But not you too, you're as bad Steve. We lose an hour. The clocks go forward an hour at ²am.
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat! No way!! Someone told me today at work we gain an hour tonight! Oh dear! I got so excited
Jim is being a tinker
Oh my days Jim is a bit of a cheeky trickster isn't he? How naughty! I actually went and googled it because I was so confused hehe
How are you both doing tonight?
We're good thanks, had some pic taking fun earlier. How are you, lovely?
I'm good and I did see your new pic for the letter J...it's very exciting
We were trying to be original
We took some other alphabet related pics too for other days
And gorgeous they are too x
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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hope. Is it me helloing for? It is.
Why of course
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"Evening Jim and all you sexy nocturnal people! Are you folks excited for the extra hour tonight?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Booty. I do like you. But not you too, you're as bad Steve. We lose an hour. The clocks go forward an hour at ²am.
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat! No way!! Someone told me today at work we gain an hour tonight! Oh dear! I got so excited
Jim is being a tinker
How dare you cast aspirations against my upstanding name.
Aspirations?! I scatter them liberally
It's kinda what you do for a living.
Exactly right! I like to inspire in all the right places "I bet you do. | |||
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"Evening Jim and all you sexy nocturnal people! Are you folks excited for the extra hour tonight?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Booty. I do like you. But not you too, you're as bad Steve. We lose an hour. The clocks go forward an hour at ²am.
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat! No way!! Someone told me today at work we gain an hour tonight! Oh dear! I got so excited
Jim is being a tinker
How dare you cast aspirations against my upstanding name.
Aspirations?! I scatter them liberally
It's kinda what you do for a living.
Exactly right! I like to inspire in all the right places
I bet you do."Do I inspire you, Jim? | |||
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"Evening Jim and all you sexy nocturnal people! Are you folks excited for the extra hour tonight?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Booty. I do like you. But not you too, you're as bad Steve. We lose an hour. The clocks go forward an hour at ²am.
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat! No way!! Someone told me today at work we gain an hour tonight! Oh dear! I got so excited
Jim is being a tinker
How dare you cast aspirations against my upstanding name.
Aspirations?! I scatter them liberally
It's kinda what you do for a living.
Exactly right! I like to inspire in all the right places
I bet you do.
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"Good Mor...evening! " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Grooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot. Happy Sunday. Smileyface | |||
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"Evening Jim and all you sexy nocturnal people! Are you folks excited for the extra hour tonight?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Booty. I do like you. But not you too, you're as bad Steve. We lose an hour. The clocks go forward an hour at ²am.
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat! No way!! Someone told me today at work we gain an hour tonight! Oh dear! I got so excited
Jim is being a tinker
How dare you cast aspirations against my upstanding name.
Aspirations?! I scatter them liberally
It's kinda what you do for a living.
Exactly right! I like to inspire in all the right places
I bet you do.
Do I inspire you, Jim?
Yes. You inspire me to clear my name. "Is that all?! Must try harder | |||
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"Evening Jim and all you sexy nocturnal people! Are you folks excited for the extra hour tonight?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Booty. I do like you. But not you too, you're as bad Steve. We lose an hour. The clocks go forward an hour at ²am.
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat! No way!! Someone told me today at work we gain an hour tonight! Oh dear! I got so excited
Jim is being a tinker
How dare you cast aspirations against my upstanding name.
Aspirations?! I scatter them liberally
It's kinda what you do for a living.
Exactly right! I like to inspire in all the right places
I bet you do.
Do I inspire you, Jim?
Yes. You inspire me to clear my name.
Is that all?! Must try harder "You don't need to try | |||
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"Evening Jim and all you sexy nocturnal people! Are you folks excited for the extra hour tonight?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Booty. I do like you. But not you too, you're as bad Steve. We lose an hour. The clocks go forward an hour at ²am.
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat! No way!! Someone told me today at work we gain an hour tonight! Oh dear! I got so excited
Jim is being a tinker
How dare you cast aspirations against my upstanding name.
Aspirations?! I scatter them liberally
It's kinda what you do for a living.
Exactly right! I like to inspire in all the right places
I bet you do.
Do I inspire you, Jim?
Yes. You inspire me to clear my name.
Is that all?! Must try harder "I'm here to push people. | |||
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"Good Mor...evening! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Grooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot. Happy Sunday. Smileyface" I’m joined by uncle Jäger so anything said must be taken with a grain of Salt | |||
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"Evening Jim and all you sexy nocturnal people! Are you folks excited for the extra hour tonight?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Booty. I do like you. But not you too, you're as bad Steve. We lose an hour. The clocks go forward an hour at ²am.
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat! No way!! Someone told me today at work we gain an hour tonight! Oh dear! I got so excited
Jim is being a tinker
How dare you cast aspirations against my upstanding name.
Aspirations?! I scatter them liberally
It's kinda what you do for a living.
Exactly right! I like to inspire in all the right places
I bet you do.
Do I inspire you, Jim?
Yes. You inspire me to clear my name.
Is that all?! Must try harder
You don't need to try "Jim's a tough nut to crack. He has standards. Not many people can simultaneously referee this nocturnal nonsense, whilst watching Babestation and all the other Jim things | |||
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"Evening Jim and all you sexy nocturnal people! Are you folks excited for the extra hour tonight?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Booty. I do like you. But not you too, you're as bad Steve. We lose an hour. The clocks go forward an hour at ²am.
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat! No way!! Someone told me today at work we gain an hour tonight! Oh dear! I got so excited
Jim is being a tinker
How dare you cast aspirations against my upstanding name.
Aspirations?! I scatter them liberally
It's kinda what you do for a living.
Exactly right! I like to inspire in all the right places
I bet you do.
Do I inspire you, Jim?
Yes. You inspire me to clear my name.
Is that all?! Must try harder
You don't need to try
Jim's a tough nut to crack. He has standards. Not many people can simultaneously referee this nocturnal nonsense, whilst watching Babestation and all the other Jim things "Not far behind him lol | |||
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"Good Mor...evening! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Grooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot. Happy Sunday. Smileyface I’m joined by uncle Jäger so anything said must be taken with a grain of Salt "But do you have the moves like Jäger? | |||
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"Evening Jim and all you sexy nocturnal people! Are you folks excited for the extra hour tonight?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Booty. I do like you. But not you too, you're as bad Steve. We lose an hour. The clocks go forward an hour at ²am.
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat! No way!! Someone told me today at work we gain an hour tonight! Oh dear! I got so excited
Jim is being a tinker
How dare you cast aspirations against my upstanding name.
Aspirations?! I scatter them liberally
It's kinda what you do for a living.
Exactly right! I like to inspire in all the right places
I bet you do.
Do I inspire you, Jim?
Yes. You inspire me to clear my name.
Is that all?! Must try harder
You don't need to try
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"Good Mor...evening! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Grooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot. Happy Sunday. Smileyface I’m joined by uncle Jäger so anything said must be taken with a grain of Salt
But do you have the moves like Jäger?"If it includes crawling to a destination with my face arriving before my arse then yes | |||
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"Evening gorgeous Jim x" Mwah. Planted one on ya | |||
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"Good Mor...evening! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Grooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot. Happy Sunday. Smileyface I’m joined by uncle Jäger so anything said must be taken with a grain of Salt
But do you have the moves like Jäger?
If it includes crawling to a destination with my face arriving before my arse then yes "Wait the arse comes before the face
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"Evening gorgeous Jim x Mwah. Planted one on ya " Can i get one too princess pls x | |||
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"Evening gorgeous Jim x Mwah. Planted one on ya " Awwww thanks darling I needed that xx | |||
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"Good Mor...evening! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Grooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot. Happy Sunday. Smileyface I’m joined by uncle Jäger so anything said must be taken with a grain of Salt
But do you have the moves like Jäger?
If it includes crawling to a destination with my face arriving before my arse then yes
Wait the arse comes before the face
Whutchu talkin bout Willis!?
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"Good Mor...evening! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Grooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot. Happy Sunday. Smileyface I’m joined by uncle Jäger so anything said must be taken with a grain of Salt
But do you have the moves like Jäger?
If it includes crawling to a destination with my face arriving before my arse then yes
Wait the arse comes before the face
Whutchu talkin bout Willis!?
Groot, are you pished? "Not quite but I’m working on it | |||
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"Good Mor...evening! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Grooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot. Happy Sunday. Smileyface I’m joined by uncle Jäger so anything said must be taken with a grain of Salt
But do you have the moves like Jäger?
If it includes crawling to a destination with my face arriving before my arse then yes
Wait the arse comes before the face
Whutchu talkin bout Willis!?
Groot, are you pished?
Not quite but I’m working on it "Bottoms up! | |||
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"Good Mor...evening! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Grooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot. Happy Sunday. Smileyface I’m joined by uncle Jäger so anything said must be taken with a grain of Salt
But do you have the moves like Jäger?
If it includes crawling to a destination with my face arriving before my arse then yes
Wait the arse comes before the face
Whutchu talkin bout Willis!?
Groot, are you pished?
Not quite but I’m working on it
Bottoms up! "I did that earlier, next thing I knew the room went black. Brightened up again as soon as I was bottom down Bizarre | |||
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"Good Mor...evening! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Grooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot. Happy Sunday. Smileyface I’m joined by uncle Jäger so anything said must be taken with a grain of Salt
But do you have the moves like Jäger?
If it includes crawling to a destination with my face arriving before my arse then yes
Wait the arse comes before the face
Whutchu talkin bout Willis!?
Groot, are you pished?
Not quite but I’m working on it
Bottoms up! "Sometimes but other times a guy likes to relax | |||
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at the moral fiber of young people". Warning that it leads down a "primrose path to hell". | |||
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"Evening gorgeous Jim x" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, L. | |||
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"Good Mor...evening! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Grooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot. Happy Sunday. Smileyface I’m joined by uncle Jäger so anything said must be taken with a grain of Salt
But do you have the moves like Jäger?
If it includes crawling to a destination with my face arriving before my arse then yes "You've got moves. | |||
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"On this day 1938 The Archbishop of Dubuque, Francis J. L. Beckman denounced swing music as "a degenerated musical system... turned loose to gnaw away at the moral fiber of young people". Warning that it leads down a "primrose path to hell". "Have you danced to big bad Voodoo daddy? They’re the swing kings | |||
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"Good Mor...evening! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Grooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot. Happy Sunday. Smileyface I’m joined by uncle Jäger so anything said must be taken with a grain of Salt
But do you have the moves like Jäger?
If it includes crawling to a destination with my face arriving before my arse then yes
Wait the arse comes before the face
Whutchu talkin bout Willis!?
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"Night all going to try and sleep lol " Na night. | |||
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"Good Mor...evening! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Grooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot. Happy Sunday. Smileyface I’m joined by uncle Jäger so anything said must be taken with a grain of Salt
But do you have the moves like Jäger?
If it includes crawling to a destination with my face arriving before my arse then yes
Wait the arse comes before the face
Whutchu talkin bout Willis!?
Groot, are you pished?
Not quite but I’m working on it
Bottoms up!
I did that earlier, next thing I knew the room went black.
Brightened up again as soon as I was bottom down
Bizarre "A callipygian eclipse. | |||
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"On this day 1938 The Archbishop of Dubuque, Francis J. L. Beckman denounced swing music as "a degenerated musical system... turned loose to gnaw away at the moral fiber of young people". Warning that it leads down a "primrose path to hell".
Have you danced to big bad Voodoo daddy? They’re the swing kings "I haven't. I'll search for his username and message him, offering him a lapdance in 2026. | |||
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