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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I’m all for a well written profile. It doesn’t have to be particularly creative, as long as it gives an impression of who you are and a little of what you’re about.

But what do you read on a profile that is sure to grind your gears, pull a sad face and make your ears go floppy?

For me it’s anyone that mentions “Sydney university” on their profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More than 4 verifications showing.

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

"You won't be disappointed"

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

I only look at single men profiles so here's mine...

Only cock pics, cum pics, pics with gaping women in, pics of toilets, gussets, dirty fingernails, floors and sheets, pics showing a well established genital fungal infection...you catch my drift.

There are a few words used or incorrectly spelled that grind my gears but that's me being petty.

Language that objectifies women or describes us as nothing more than disposable, free wet holes.

Men who berate other men for not getting attention and are disparaging to some women to express a preference to others.

There's more but I don't want to steal anyones thunder.

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By *educerMan
over a year ago

Brentwood


"More than 4 verifications showing. "

No pictures, no bio, very little interests.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"More than 4 verifications showing. "

How did you decide that 4 was the “acceptable” limit?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"More than 4 verifications showing.

No pictures, no bio, very little interests..... "

Exactly this

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I only look at single men profiles so here's mine...

Only cock pics, cum pics, pics with gaping women in, pics of toilets, gussets, dirty fingernails, floors and sheets, pics showing a well established genital fungal infection...you catch my drift.

There are a few words used or incorrectly spelled that grind my gears but that's me being petty.

Language that objectifies women or describes us as nothing more than disposable, free wet holes.

Men who berate other men for not getting attention and are disparaging to some women to express a preference to others.

There's more but I don't want to steal anyones thunder.

"

Bring the thunder.

Bring it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""You won't be disappointed"

"

I had to check mine then! Phew.

I can see why this would make you vomit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"More than 4 verifications showing. "

That’ll be why I don’t get replies then.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London


"I only look at single men profiles so here's mine...

Only cock pics, cum pics, pics with gaping women in, pics of toilets, gussets, dirty fingernails, floors and sheets, pics showing a well established genital fungal infection...you catch my drift.

There are a few words used or incorrectly spelled that grind my gears but that's me being petty.

Language that objectifies women or describes us as nothing more than disposable, free wet holes.

Men who berate other men for not getting attention and are disparaging to some women to express a preference to others.

There's more but I don't want to steal anyones thunder.

Bring the thunder.

Bring it "

Oh please, after you

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By *educerMan
over a year ago

Brentwood


"I only look at single men profiles so here's mine...

Only cock pics, cum pics, pics with gaping women in, pics of toilets, gussets, dirty fingernails, floors and sheets, pics showing a well established genital fungal infection...you catch my drift.

There are a few words used or incorrectly spelled that grind my gears but that's me being petty.

Language that objectifies women or describes us as nothing more than disposable, free wet holes.

Men who berate other men for not getting attention and are disparaging to some women to express a preference to others.

There's more but I don't want to steal anyones thunder.

Bring the thunder.

Bring it "

Thunder, lightning very very frightning....

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By *adyHWoman
over a year ago

South Glos

Toilet pics!

Cock ‘n’ balls hanging over the toilet seat is not pleasant

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only


""You won't be disappointed"

I had to check mine then! Phew.

I can see why this would make you vomit "

You could probably slip it in there somewhere I wouldn't notice, I'm too lazy to read more than a few lines

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Negative or unfriendly unwelcoming words. Eg Don't

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""You won't be disappointed"

I had to check mine then! Phew.

I can see why this would make you vomit

You could probably slip it in there somewhere I wouldn't notice, I'm too lazy to read more than a few lines "

None taken lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being a man

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Toilet pics!

Cock ‘n’ balls hanging over the toilet seat is not pleasant

"

That’s in my private pics though??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tbh most things as im rarely arsed looking at profiles to begin with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"More than 4 verifications showing.

How did you decide that 4 was the “acceptable” limit?

"

5 is too many

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"More than 4 verifications showing.

No pictures, no bio, very little interests..... "

I prefer those because they are discreet.

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By *r_SakuraMan
over a year ago

carmarthen

Hey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Humourless profiles, over use of caps lock, a list of demands, status updates moaning about men, the phrases ‘what you see is what you get!’, ‘If you don’t like it jog on!’. The word ‘professional’. Having to put a special word in the box to prove you’ve read the profile, a general vibe that swinging is an incredibly serious business.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"More than 4 verifications showing.

How did you decide that 4 was the “acceptable” limit?

5 is too many "

I have 46....... all social tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Open fanny pictures full of cum on a single fems profile

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Only cock pics, I know not everyone is confident at taking interesting pictures definitely catches the eye.

Nothing written in profile or 'fill in later' when they've been on over a year - just seems lazy

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I only look at single men profiles so here's mine...

Only cock pics, cum pics, pics with gaping women in, pics of toilets, gussets, dirty fingernails, floors and sheets, pics showing a well established genital fungal infection...you catch my drift.

There are a few words used or incorrectly spelled that grind my gears but that's me being petty.

Language that objectifies women or describes us as nothing more than disposable, free wet holes.

Men who berate other men for not getting attention and are disparaging to some women to express a preference to others.

There's more but I don't want to steal anyones thunder.

Bring the thunder.

Bring it

Oh please, after you "

Oh if you insist!

Righto...

Text that doesn't match profile info.

Don't tell me in the profile text that you're a 43 Yr old single man, when your credentials tell me you're 47.

Seriously? Update ya damn text ya lazy/lying spunkwangle!

The scene creation profile text. Makes me shudder.

How can you know what you want to do with someone when you've not met someone yet?

Bad quality pictures.

Toilets.

When I saw your fingernail comment Topster, I recalled an image, dry heaved and gave you a virtual high 5.

The ones where it ain't just the text that doesn't match the credentials, the text doesn't match the cunting text! says one thing at the top and something else at the bottom! You know us women forget fuck all don't ya? Well, apart from where we left our tampons (in our vag)

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I dont bite unless im asked

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Fill in fucking later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long lists of dont's.

I fully understand why some people find it necessary, but to me it makes the person sound overly negative and jaded.

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

SHOUTY PROFILE TEXT ALL IN CAPITALS IS OFF PUTTING FOR ME.

I find it hard to read and have to give up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘New to this’ on a profile over a year old lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fill in fucking later "

I could live with that... the fuking shows a certain aura.. fill later grates on my tits, ESPECIALLY when they’ve had the profile over a year how much later dyu need

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"‘New to this’ on a profile over a year old lol"

Makes my skin crawl

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Action shots on single guys profiles....

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By *educerMan
over a year ago

Brentwood


"Fill in fucking later "

This, f**king ridiculous....

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

But top of my list is the stupid fucking disclaimer

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By *unmatt888Man
over a year ago

Duns


"’Having to put a special word in the box to prove you’ve read the profile, a general vibe that swinging is an incredibly serious business. "

Given the number of messages that most females/couples recieve from people who haven't bothered to read profiles, I can see why some do this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black and white profile pics is something that I really hate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's totally up to whoever to put whatever they want to on their profile absolutely no problems at all , everyone has their own interpretation of what they feel makes a good profile but a smoker is a total no go for me.

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By *ixen13Woman
over a year ago

Cowdenbeath


"Fill in fucking later "

This exactly

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Uploading "new" pictures that you've seen before.

Hmmmm. I know full well you've aged since the first time I saw it, don't be so tricksy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fill in fucking later

I could live with that... the fuking shows a certain aura.. fill later grates on my tits, ESPECIALLY when they’ve had the profile over a year how much later dyu need "
today we will be serving Slow-Cooker Boeuf Bourguignon with a sprinkle of grated tit enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Been here before so know what to expect...'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'Been here before so know what to expect...'"

Yes fuck off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fill in fucking later

I could live with that... the fuking shows a certain aura.. fill later grates on my tits, ESPECIALLY when they’ve had the profile over a year how much later dyu need today we will be serving Slow-Cooker Boeuf Bourguignon with a sprinkle of grated tit enjoy "

It’s a marathon not a sprint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'Been here before so know what to expect...'"

Yep been here before so I know the drill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fill in fucking later

I could live with that... the fuking shows a certain aura.. fill later grates on my tits, ESPECIALLY when they’ve had the profile over a year how much later dyu need today we will be serving Slow-Cooker Boeuf Bourguignon with a sprinkle of grated tit enjoy

It’s a marathon not a sprint "
i thought it was a snickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fill in fucking later

I could live with that... the fuking shows a certain aura.. fill later grates on my tits, ESPECIALLY when they’ve had the profile over a year how much later dyu need today we will be serving Slow-Cooker Boeuf Bourguignon with a sprinkle of grated tit enjoy

It’s a marathon not a sprint i thought it was a snickers"

U look familiar

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

"Obviously I get a lot of messages"

Overly negative

Poor spelling and text speak (riles S up)

Really old pictures

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

When they say they're good looking.

I've been told I'm good looking, I also have a mirror so know I've not been hit by EVERY branch in the ugly tree, I'd never describe myself as good looking tho, that's not for me to decide what someone else would or *should* find attractive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When they say they're good looking.

I've been told I'm good looking, I also have a mirror so know I've not been hit by EVERY branch in the ugly tree, I'd never describe myself as good looking tho, that's not for me to decide what someone else would or *should* find attractive "

Mum has reassured them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fill in later

Toilet pic

No public pics

Only 1 Interest ticked

Stupid location that isn't a real place

Stupid age range

On a sex site but not looking for anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only hot/Exceptional to apply.

Usually form non hot/exceptional users

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fill in later

Toilet pic

No public pics

Only 1 Interest ticked

Stupid location that isn't a real place

Stupid age range

On a sex site but not looking for anyone

"

That’s about nailed it ? Oh the veri think, all veris are by hidden members

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Has any one said professional yet? (opens a can of worms )

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

When they say they're funny.

I'll be the judge of that ta.

I'm the only one allowed to say I'm funny...

Coz it's true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has any one said professional yet? (opens a can of worms )"

Professional failure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'Been here before so know what to expect...'

Yes fuck off "

yeah what is that about

How are we supposed to react to that?

It's usually accompanied by a single cock picture or a cock avatar with 15 pictures of the same cock at different angles yawn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'Been here before so know what to expect...'

Yes fuck off

yeah what is that about

How are we supposed to react to that?

It's usually accompanied by a single cock picture or a cock avatar with 15 pictures of the same cock at different angles yawn.

"

Maybe a black n white of the same colour one

The know what to expect thing? Like someone is gonna Jump our and frighten them, they talk likes it’s a bad experience

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By *erDirtyRockstarMan
over a year ago

buckinghamshire

Deserving / arrogant tonalities. However I do like confidence and self assuredness. Not always easy to discern however.

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Bristol


"

You know us women forget fuck all don't ya? Well, apart from where we left our tampons (in our vag)"

Thank you for that; you've managed to reawaken some past memories that I prefer to have forgotten forever.

The classic 'a bit offensive' vaginal discharge.

Take full history and move on to the examination that reveals the retained tampon.

Removal is easy but guarantees that the consulting / treatment room is out of action for at least the next couple of hours.

Is there a barf emoticon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those that say they’ve been here before and know how it works.

Any that say they’re new and their profile is over 6 months old.

Any that say they’re good looking.

If they use lol i

If they use any kind of text speak.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Action shots on single guys profiles...."

So much this as well.

You've had sex - congratulations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Action shots on single guys profiles....

So much this as well.

You've had sex - congratulations "

Or you found a picture of a hot girl who has.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When they say they're good looking.

I've been told I'm good looking, I also have a mirror so know I've not been hit by EVERY branch in the ugly tree, I'd never describe myself as good looking tho, that's not for me to decide what someone else would or *should* find attractive "

That’s exactly what I meant in my previous post

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I only look at single men profiles so here's mine...

Only cock pics, cum pics, pics with gaping women in, pics of toilets, gussets, dirty fingernails, floors and sheets, pics showing a well established genital fungal infection...you catch my drift.

There are a few words used or incorrectly spelled that grind my gears but that's me being petty.

Language that objectifies women or describes us as nothing more than disposable, free wet holes.

Men who berate other men for not getting attention and are disparaging to some women to express a preference to others.

There's more but I don't want to steal anyones thunder.

Bring the thunder.

Bring it

Oh please, after you

Oh if you insist!

Righto...

Text that doesn't match profile info.

Don't tell me in the profile text that you're a 43 Yr old single man, when your credentials tell me you're 47.

Seriously? Update ya damn text ya lazy/lying spunkwangle!

The scene creation profile text. Makes me shudder.

How can you know what you want to do with someone when you've not met someone yet?

Bad quality pictures.

Toilets.

When I saw your fingernail comment Topster, I recalled an image, dry heaved and gave you a virtual high 5.

The ones where it ain't just the text that doesn't match the credentials, the text doesn't match the cunting text! says one thing at the top and something else at the bottom! You know us women forget fuck all don't ya? Well, apart from where we left our tampons (in our vag)

"

Spunkwangle? That is epic

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"But top of my list is the stupid fucking disclaimer"

Exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are so many things I dislike but main thing is "fill in later" after being on Fab over a year. Make a flipping effort!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Those that say they’ve been here before and know how it works.

Any that say they’re new and their profile is over 6 months old.

Any that say they’re good looking.

If they use lol i

If they use any kind of text speak."

Must confess I’m lazy I take vowels out of words at times but I know my their from they’re if that justifies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone who says that "I don't bite, unless you want me to." is an instant turn off, also blank or will fill in later is a big red flag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone who says that "I don't bite, unless you want me to." is an instant turn off, also blank or will fill in later is a big red flag.

"
yeah defo, just fill it in, were all here for abit of fun.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Ohhhhhh fucking hell.

Those who say "we're all here for the same thing"

Fuuuuuuuuuck off.

You have no idea why I'm here.

You know feck all about me.

Don't assume.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your all so damn judgemental

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Copy and paste 'verifications' in the main body of the profile.

That's desperate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We like, witty, non sexual profiles. No interest in dick pics. Arty photos are good. And an age range that isnt from 18-99.

The Sydney bollocks grinds my gears. Like anyone that wants your photos is gonna give a flying fuck. Or you'll ever be able to find out who they are, track them down, make them pay in the worst ways.

J

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Copy and paste 'verifications' in the main body of the profile.

That's desperate."

You’re on a role here, Topsy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Their location spelled incorrectly.

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only


"Copy and paste 'verifications' in the main body of the profile.

That's desperate."

yes just why? If I wanted to read veris I'd ask if there were none displayed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ohhhhhh fucking hell.

Those who say "we're all here for the same thing"

Fuuuuuuuuuck off.

You have no idea why I'm here.

You know feck all about me.

Don't assume."

Your profile is legendary. The videos are essential viewing ! Bravo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Toilet pics!

Cock ‘n’ balls hanging over the toilet seat is not pleasant

"

I agree! Makes me feel ill!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Ohhhhhh fucking hell.

Those who say "we're all here for the same thing"

Fuuuuuuuuuck off.

You have no idea why I'm here.

You know feck all about me.

Don't assume.

Your profile is legendary. The videos are essential viewing ! Bravo "

Why thank you. I see zero positive to come from lying, so I'm bare boned and bare knuckled.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ohhhhhh fucking hell.

Those who say "we're all here for the same thing"

Fuuuuuuuuuck off.

You have no idea why I'm here.

You know feck all about me.

Don't assume.

Your profile is legendary. The videos are essential viewing ! Bravo

Why thank you. I see zero positive to come from lying, so I'm bare boned and bare knuckled."

I’ve just dared to watch a video or two of yours; I don’t look at my friend’s pics let alone videos as that just seems wrong....

Lol. Great videos

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Ohhhhhh fucking hell.

Those who say "we're all here for the same thing"

Fuuuuuuuuuck off.

You have no idea why I'm here.

You know feck all about me.

Don't assume.

Your profile is legendary. The videos are essential viewing ! Bravo

Why thank you. I see zero positive to come from lying, so I'm bare boned and bare knuckled.

I’ve just dared to watch a video or two of yours; I don’t look at my friend’s pics let alone videos as that just seems wrong....

Lol. Great videos "

See, trust me my sweet, they were never intended to make your foo-foo wet with luuuuurve juice..... maybe a bit of giggle wee tho.

One has class

Don't you fucking laugh at that

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

What about the secret word you need to insert to prove you’ve looked at their profile properly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ohhhhhh fucking hell.

Those who say "we're all here for the same thing"

Fuuuuuuuuuck off.

You have no idea why I'm here.

You know feck all about me.

Don't assume.

Your profile is legendary. The videos are essential viewing ! Bravo

Why thank you. I see zero positive to come from lying, so I'm bare boned and bare knuckled.

I’ve just dared to watch a video or two of yours; I don’t look at my friend’s pics let alone videos as that just seems wrong....

Lol. Great videos

See, trust me my sweet, they were never intended to make your foo-foo wet with luuuuurve juice..... maybe a bit of giggle wee tho.

One has class

Don't you fucking laugh at that "

I wouldn’t dare.

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By *lovebustyladiesMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Long winded one I get bored after the 1st sentence are thet trying to build in self importance

Fill in later means can’t be arsed

Ones that say looking for fun? Who is fun and what’s they done

Pictures of having sex and blow jobs lol as if we don’t know what one of those is does it help showing they can lol

Profiles should be short snappy and straight to the point

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

More pics of other women than him,

Only 55 cock pics with different objects next to them.

Just writing ask...or will fill in later.

You won't be disappointed - I'll decide that thanks!

On couple profiles ones with no pics of the man.

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By *ebel Red HotWoman
over a year ago

York

A poor one short, disjointed no intelligence or thought put into it.

Oh and the one everyone thinks but doesn't say. Thats when the face pic looks like a bag of spanners.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She sucks cock like a dyson/shark

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By *lovebustyladiesMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"She sucks cock like a dyson/shark "

Lol all 1400watts of it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies who can't give the hoover treatment

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington


"She sucks cock like a dyson/shark "
or sucks like a pro what prostitute a pro footballer they need to be more specific

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"Long winded one I get bored after the 1st sentence are thet trying to build in self importance

Fill in later means can’t be arsed

Ones that say looking for fun? Who is fun and what’s they done

Pictures of having sex and blow jobs lol as if we don’t know what one of those is does it help showing they can lol

Profiles should be short snappy and straight to the point "

But some would say that is exactly why their profiles are long. Takes less than five minutes to read & digest even a long profile. What that profile does is clear some of the mundane one line question an answer message scenarios.

Before we blocked guys we would get half a dozen messages a day at least saying “So what are you after”. Before it got to the group blocking stage H would reply “Someone that can read would be a good start”.

Harsh maybe, but to the point I think.

S

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By *lovebustyladiesMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"She sucks cock like a dyson/shark "

If she does she can come round to mine and go round the skirting boards n get rid of the bits

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ohhhhhh fucking hell.

Those who say "we're all here for the same thing"

Fuuuuuuuuuck off.

You have no idea why I'm here.

You know feck all about me.

Don't assume.

Your profile is legendary. The videos are essential viewing ! Bravo

Why thank you. I see zero positive to come from lying, so I'm bare boned and bare knuckled.

I’ve just dared to watch a video or two of yours; I don’t look at my friend’s pics let alone videos as that just seems wrong....

Lol. Great videos "

And yours too. Wowzers

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By *lovebustyladiesMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Long winded one I get bored after the 1st sentence are thet trying to build in self importance

Fill in later means can’t be arsed

Ones that say looking for fun? Who is fun and what’s they done

Pictures of having sex and blow jobs lol as if we don’t know what one of those is does it help showing they can lol

Profiles should be short snappy and straight to the point

But some would say that is exactly why their profiles are long. Takes less than five minutes to read & digest even a long profile. What that profile does is clear some of the mundane one line question an answer message scenarios.

Before we blocked guys we would get half a dozen messages a day at least saying “So what are you after”. Before it got to the group blocking stage H would reply “Someone that can read would be a good start”.

Harsh maybe, but to the point I think.

S"

Maybe it should be about the conversation not the profile I’ve spoken to a few women who can’t really hold a conversation lol or maybe you think the profile is more important than the chat

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington


"She sucks cock like a dyson/shark

If she does she can come round to mine and go round the skirting boards n get rid of the bits"
what they don’t realise when saying they suck like a dyson they are admitting they have put their willy in a hoover how else would they be able to compare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's not much that really puts me off but if I had to say one thing, probably negativity, unless it's negativity in the sense that it's cheekily thrashing cringey behaviour from men on Fab (e.g. dick pics). Most profiles I feel aren't poorly worded that way, but when they are, some of that negativity takes the form of several paragraphs of uninterrupted, angrily worded threats or warnings.

My reaction is always "alright, alright, message received right out the gate" and then I just move on.

Plenty of great profiles from women though

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By *lovebustyladiesMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"She sucks cock like a dyson/shark

If she does she can come round to mine and go round the skirting boards n get rid of the bits what they don’t realise when saying they suck like a dyson they are admitting they have put their willy in a hoover how else would they be able to compare "

Also are the filters clean as dyson filters need to be cleaned regular to keep up the suction and at peak performance

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Men shagging with socks on.

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Scruffy houses

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By *lovebustyladiesMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Awful curtains n dodgy wallpaper n horrid painted walls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good looking/interesting people whose photos look like they have been taken on a Nokia 810 (from 2001) with no lights on and lunch spilt over the lense cover!!! (Lol)

There are people who have brilliant edited pictures....and I appreciate someone......I don't sexually dig.........who has still put the effort in!!!

(Insults on ours......not welcome thank you... lol )

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By *eavertrackerMan
over a year ago

Derby


"Good looking/interesting people whose photos look like they have been taken on a Nokia 810 (from 2001) with no lights on and lunch spilt over the lense cover!!! (Lol)

There are people who have brilliant edited pictures....and I appreciate someone......I don't sexually dig.........who has still put the effort in!!!

(Insults on ours......not welcome thank you... lol )"

Yours are fabtastic

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"Long winded one I get bored after the 1st sentence are thet trying to build in self importance

Fill in later means can’t be arsed

Ones that say looking for fun? Who is fun and what’s they done

Pictures of having sex and blow jobs lol as if we don’t know what one of those is does it help showing they can lol

Profiles should be short snappy and straight to the point

But some would say that is exactly why their profiles are long. Takes less than five minutes to read & digest even a long profile. What that profile does is clear some of the mundane one line question an answer message scenarios.

Before we blocked guys we would get half a dozen messages a day at least saying “So what are you after”. Before it got to the group blocking stage H would reply “Someone that can read would be a good start”.

Harsh maybe, but to the point I think.

S

Maybe it should be about the conversation not the profile I’ve spoken to a few women who can’t really hold a conversation lol or maybe you think the profile is more important than the chat"

Of course not, but then neither do we want to have a short profile not giving much info & then expect the smallest & “Most Wanted” section of Fab to message us to find out what we want & neither would we expect anyone else to if we were still meeting them.

It’s very quick to read just the wants & preferences on a profile, you only have to read the rest if you fit the wants, if you don’t & still read it you are only wasting your own time are you not?

S

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Lots of photos of genitalia and negativity are the main things that put me off.

I also avoid profiles that come across as of full of themselves or bigoted.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Multiple men with a woman. Pictures of sperm on a woman.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Multiple men with a woman. Pictures of sperm on a woman."

^^This.

Also use of lol and text speak, multiple spelling errors, 25 pics of his cock from every angle.

And the bloody Sydney University thingy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock pics and nothing else.

Couples profile with pics of only one of them.

No write up or one sentence.

Nothing in their interests.

The Sydney thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pics with their dicks hanging out of a woman

The Sydney warning

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

A town near you perhaps

Capital letters, that just shouts our anger to me, and a list of things they don't like, why be negative. Post on what you do like instead.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I must admit i hate a profile text that says "man looking to meet women and couples". How dull is that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah Sydney University can get in the sea

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

One liner profiles

Fill in later

Nothing but cock pics on profile

Bad spelling and text speak

Attached guys

Can "breathe through my ears"

... and really pretty much everything mentioned so far.

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By *ral ExtraordinaireMan
over a year ago

Kent

Cum dripping out of a pussy !

Or

Two cocks in her mouth or pussy

Smokers aswel im not overly keen on but on occasions meet deoendant on mood

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By *ral ExtraordinaireMan
over a year ago

Kent


"Open fanny pictures full of cum on a single fems profile "

Yup its a big turn off

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

When they message asking for a meet, check their profile and it says "won't meet smokers"

Do your research mofo, took me 2 seconds to find out we ain't compatible

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Oh just remembered another one...bad profile names!Absolute killer for me

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By *ral ExtraordinaireMan
over a year ago

Kent


"Multiple men with a woman. Pictures of sperm on a woman."

Yupbagreed more than 2 men its not a turn on

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By *unmatt888Man
over a year ago

Duns


"Ohhhhhh fucking hell.

Those who say "we're all here for the same thing"

Fuuuuuuuuuck off.

You have no idea why I'm here.

You know feck all about me.

Don't assume."

Well I'm mostly here to share recipes, isn't everyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My profile says what I am. I am sorry if there's few spelling mistakes in my profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Over my age limits, 30+ miles away, and unverified

Oh and attached xx

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

?

No punctuation...it really offends my inner grammar nerd.

Pictures of a single guy hanging out of the back of multiple ladies...especially when the pictures are 99% lady and his little finger.

Ranty, negative profiles with lists of demands - I have the same experience as a lot of single ladies on here, if you use the filters available it makes the whole experience a lot more pleasant if all the numpty-bollocks messages upset you so much. Or, just delete or ignore them because you get them no matter what your profile says...just a thought.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will someone help me create a better profile?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will someone help me create a better profile?"

More than a dick pic might help for a start x

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Genuine why do you need to say that it just fills me with doubt

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Genuine why do you need to say that it just fills me with doubt "

Maybe they're really not real?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Oh, when people tell time wasters not to bother.

Like that's gonna make any fucking difference at all!

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Big lists of DOS or don'ts. Ranty profiles. Profiles that say not this race or not that race. Those that have such a precise physical description.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find the 'code' word so annoying and also the disclaimers for facebook and sydney whatever it is

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"I find the 'code' word so annoying and also the disclaimers for facebook and sydney whatever it is "

Weirdo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones that don't want to hear from anyone who isn't meet verified.

Okay meet me and veri me then simple. But it's not that simple.

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By *tarburst babydollMan
over a year ago

Dingwall

Pics that are all cock pics. Text speak. That's my two biggest bugbears

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By *hysoseriouslyMan
over a year ago

Kent

Disclaimers!... looooooong disclaimers at the start of a profile.

Followed closely by all the things you don’t do.

Just be positive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The ones that don't want to hear from anyone who isn't meet verified.

Okay meet me and veri me then simple. But it's not that simple. "

I won’t meet unverified by meet for the sole reason I don’t know if they’re trustworthy etc. At least someone verified by a meet has been verified as genuine and who they say they are xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh, when people tell time wasters not to bother.

Like that's gonna make any fucking difference at all!"

Or “we can spot timewasters / fakes a mile away”

Tel the rest of us then you selfish bastards!!! xx

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By *B1974Woman
over a year ago

Stanley


"Only cock pics, I know not everyone is confident at taking interesting pictures definitely catches the eye.

Nothing written in profile or 'fill in later' when they've been on over a year - just seems lazy "

Exactly those things

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Photos in a single man's profile where he's minimally featured, as they include others. If he makes it harder for me to evaluate his attravtiveness to me, he's not worth the bother.

Ranting.

Just ask.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Girls that try to make themselves look slimmer in pics, some of us guys prefer to see those sexy curves!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll fill this in later.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Girls that try to make themselves look slimmer in pics, some of us guys prefer to see those sexy curves!"
oi i do that too

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By *erry2017ukMan
over a year ago

Mazarron Spain

People who say can't accommodate or travel, where do they expect to meet??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who say can't accommodate or travel, where do they expect to meet?? "

bottom of their back garden, but over the fence :P lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who say can't accommodate or travel, where do they expect to meet?? "
hotels some not at all here for other reasons

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By *oson-BlueCouple
over a year ago

North Kent


"Toilet pics!

Cock ‘n’ balls hanging over the toilet seat is not pleasant

"

Saw one the other day with cock hanging over a urinal, yuck. Not only that, it was the main profile picture.

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By *erry2017ukMan
over a year ago

Mazarron Spain


"People who say can't accommodate or travel, where do they expect to meet?? hotels some not at all here for other reasons "

Don't you need to travel to a hotel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who say can't accommodate or travel, where do they expect to meet?? hotels some not at all here for other reasons

Don't you need to travel to a hotel"
guess its the other one then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blank profiles puzzle me.

Would anybody send a blank CV if applying for a job.

Stating on their profile that they will block certain people makes them sound oh so important, not.

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By *heLaserGuyMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Over picky profiles, size hunters, profiles that are blank after months of being here.

And definitely those begging for pic fabs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who say can't accommodate or travel, where do they expect to meet?? "

Haha I'm guilty of this one

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"People who say can't accommodate or travel, where do they expect to meet?? "

We see the travel thing as “Don’t want or can’t leave town where I live”

Could be family reasons whatever.

We just think they’re all tagged

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh, when people tell time wasters not to bother.

Like that's gonna make any fucking difference at all!"

I love your insightful comments....like a surgeon's knife. Direct and no more than is necessary!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh, when people tell time wasters not to bother.

Like that's gonna make any fucking difference at all!

Or “we can spot timewasters / fakes a mile away”

Tel the rest of us then you selfish bastards!!! xx"

Lmfao....best comment of the weekend for me, as well as true!!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Complaining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Things like 'will fill in later'... Like oh I'm sorry you expect women or men to find the time to meet with you but you don't even have 5 minutes to write a few sentences?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Things like 'will fill in later'... Like oh I'm sorry you expect women or men to find the time to meet with you but you don't even have 5 minutes to write a few sentences? "
oh and things like there are so many time waiters on here or are there any genuine people on here.... I read that as I'm a self entitled prick and if you don't immediately jump on me once I have blessed you with a message then I'm gonna throw a tantrum and insist your not real

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Negativity, you see it a lot within status updates and within the text. So for example ‘don’t need to write anything as nobody reads it anyway’ then if that’s what you think, why write it at all ?

Obviously it’s not true, people do look over a profile after they’ve looked at the pictures. What’s really frustrating is that you could be really into them but reading the above line, you just move on thinking what a miserable sod they are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

arrogance

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

I like reading profiles some make me chuckle! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Things like 'will fill in later'... Like oh I'm sorry you expect women or men to find the time to meet with you but you don't even have 5 minutes to write a few sentences? oh and things like there are so many time waiters on here or are there any genuine people on here.... I read that as I'm a self entitled prick and if you don't immediately jump on me once I have blessed you with a message then I'm gonna throw a tantrum and insist your not real "

You look real enough to me.

I do throw a good tantrum though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Negativity, you see it a lot within status updates and within the text. So for example ‘don’t need to write anything as nobody reads it anyway’ then if that’s what you think, why write it at all ?

Obviously it’s not true, people do look over a profile after they’ve looked at the pictures. What’s really frustrating is that you could be really into them but reading the above line, you just move on thinking what a miserable sod they are "

That's why I have no text, they can just wank over my pics.

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire


"Negativity, you see it a lot within status updates and within the text. So for example ‘don’t need to write anything as nobody reads it anyway’ then if that’s what you think, why write it at all ?

Obviously it’s not true, people do look over a profile after they’ve looked at the pictures. What’s really frustrating is that you could be really into them but reading the above line, you just move on thinking what a miserable sod they are

That's why I have no text, they can just wank over my pics. "

A lady commented last night on another thread that she had no pictures or text (I checked she hadn’t), but still inundated with messages

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By *ikingpairCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge


"People who say can't accommodate or travel, where do they expect to meet??

Haha I'm guilty of this one "

Cannot travel, cannot accommodate, where do you go?

to the tune of

Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?

You have to be of a certain vintage for this to make any sense

Profiles that go on about how exclusive and up market they are, with absolutely no veris ... Hmmmm, go figure ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Picture dates, latest being 2014, And still actively on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 25/10/20 10:46:38]

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By *lorious hole bs16Man
over a year ago

Bristol

Dirty fingernails....imagine what lurks under the foreskin....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Negativity, you see it a lot within status updates and within the text. So for example ‘don’t need to write anything as nobody reads it anyway’ then if that’s what you think, why write it at all ?

Obviously it’s not true, people do look over a profile after they’ve looked at the pictures. What’s really frustrating is that you could be really into them but reading the above line, you just move on thinking what a miserable sod they are

That's why I have no text, they can just wank over my pics.

A lady commented last night on another thread that she had no pictures or text (I checked she hadn’t), but still inundated with messages "

And some people do the lottery Pot Luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a single man’s profile “I’m not like all the other guys on here”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Read the profile or get blocked!!!" Is one of my favourites.

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

Hmmm.

No pictures.

No content.

Suspiciously fake.

Text speak.

Outwardly bareback.

All above will put us off and ensure we swipe to the next.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably my profile pmsl .. but that’s alright !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On a single man’s profile “I’m not like all the other guys on here” "

But I’m not lol

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Bristol


"We just think they’re all tagged

S"

Hahaahahaha!

Reminds me of working for an organisation that will not be named and sifting through applications for employment.; many had gaps in the previous employment record that I translated as 'spending time in the Big House'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men shagging with socks on."

Definitely agree with this...and the liberal use of the word ‘profffesssional’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...and definitely profiles specifically excluding people on grounds of race...people might have preferences...but really?? ...unnecessarily offensive

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