FabSwingers.com forum: Think I've just broken my own effing nose.

By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Trying to get a shear headed screw out so I can change the curtain pole, got the hammer under it, pulled back it slipped out and I got the full force of my fist smack back on my nose.

Yes it fuckin hurts before you ask and stop laughing .

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By *abble-onMan
over a year ago

Minehead

Sorry, couldn't help but laugh

I work in construction and on my own cars, I can totally relate haha

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By *ndynot321Man
over a year ago

Letchworth

You mean you didn't carry out a full risk assessment first?? OMG

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Oh Jesus,ouch! I fell out of a bunk bed once and hit my nose full force on the wall opposite , fuck that hurt!

Hope you are ok PP

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"You mean you didn't carry out a full risk assessment first?? OMG

You know what I mean then

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By *ndynot321Man
over a year ago

Letchworth

This is why lots of people are wearing plastic face shields!!

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Oh Jesus,ouch! I fell out of a bunk bed once and hit my nose full force on the wall opposite , fuck that hurt!

Hope you are ok PP

Yeah I'm ok but its tender now.

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"This is why lots of people are wearing plastic face shields!!

That would have caused more injury .

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Ouchie! X

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By *ndynot321Man
over a year ago

Letchworth

"You mean you didn't carry out a full risk assessment first?? OMG

You know what I mean then

No I have a spouse who makes me do a full risk assessment just to cut my nails, so DIY is out of the question lol

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

True story here...... I dislocated my nose doing the long jump at school. I knee’d myself in the face

Hope your nose is okay though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

who nose

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Oh Jesus,ouch! I fell out of a bunk bed once and hit my nose full force on the wall opposite , fuck that hurt!

Hope you are ok PP

Yeah I'm ok but its tender now."

Could have bern worse, could have been your knob

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

I broke my own nose with the freezer once

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I'll kiss it better PP

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Oh PP. Would a blow job make it better?

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Oh PP. Would a blow job make it better?

Always

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I think it may only be bruised I can breathe through it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trying to get a shear headed screw out so I can change the curtain pole, got the hammer under it, pulled back it slipped out and I got the full force of my fist smack back on my nose.

Yes it fuckin hurts before you ask and stop laughing ."

Stick a plaster on it it will be in fine in the morning lol

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

Isn't it meant to be diy not dyi?

hope you're ok PP xx

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Trying to get a shear headed screw out so I can change the curtain pole, got the hammer under it, pulled back it slipped out and I got the full force of my fist smack back on my nose.

Yes it fuckin hurts before you ask and stop laughing .

Stick a plaster on it it will be in fine in the morning lol"

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Isn't it meant to be diy not dyi?

hope you're ok PP xx"

I'm fine doesn't hurt now unless I touch it

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

Try one of those rubber hammers , less painful

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Bonk on the conk

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Try one of those rubber hammers , less painful "

Try wearing a rubber nose next time

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

I broke my toe on bubble wrap, once.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Oh PP. Would a blow job make it better?

Always

Nurse Posh on the way...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It could have been worse.

You could have walked into a door with a hardon and still broke your nose

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"It could have been worse.

You could have walked into a door with a hardon and still broke your nose "

True

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

How did you know I'd be laughing?

I don't feel so bad about my curtain pole injury now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ouch fuck that sounds right painful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See DIY is dangerous

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