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By *lovebustyladies OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

Any women here fancy some anal action? Pretty ones to the front the not so pretty ones end of the que

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any women here fancy some anal action? Pretty ones to the front the not so pretty ones end of the que "

You won’t see the face so don’t worry about that

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By *unmatt888Man
over a year ago

Duns

This can only go well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I assume this will have a 100% success rate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Potentially a few flaws in this post OP ...

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By *lovebustyladies OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Any women here fancy some anal action? Pretty ones to the front the not so pretty ones end of the que

You won’t see the face so don’t worry about that

Very true lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So many things to say... how many of the women roughly do u require, how do u tell which is the front of the q and which is the back ?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"So many things to say... how many of the women roughly do u require, how do u tell which is the front of the q and which is the back ? "

I'm glad you asked the questions.... I was thinking them

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I would never queue up for any man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You may want to go back to that time machine thread and use it to come back and delete this post!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

and what do you offer the women op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So many things to say... how many of the women roughly do u require, how do u tell which is the front of the q and which is the back ? "

Face, Height, colour, breast size, hair style, body shape/size, smoker or non smoker. And If you think that list is long you wanna see some of the women’s lists on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You sir are either a comic genius or need to consider changing your medication .... bravo sir I can only salute your genius

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any women here fancy some anal action? Pretty ones to the front the not so pretty ones end of the que "

You really cant afford to be so fussy op. I can't imagine you will get to many offers if any

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

So sorry, pandemic on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would never queue up for any man."
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You and me both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl as if he asked like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You may want to go back to that time machine thread and use it to come back and delete this post!

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Jesus !!

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

"Any women here fancy some anal action? Pretty ones to the front the not so pretty ones end of the que "

Could be that the ladies are thinking much the same about the men...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and what do you offer the women op"

It's with the OP?!? Damn it! Was gonna join the que... Phew!

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By *P_80Man
over a year ago

Waterford

I like how it suggests that he'll eventually get to the not so pretty ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is the female..... I wouldn’t say I was attractive so I will stay snuggly at the end of queue where my 10 inch dildo will be waiting when you bend over

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By *oxyVikingCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia

Bold post!!

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By *iddle ManMan
over a year ago

Walsall

This is what we need, straight to the point, no messing around, boom.

I bet he's wading through the offers as we speak

Popcorn at the ready for this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would never queue up for any man."

Not even to be used for anal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is the female..... I wouldn’t say I was attractive so I will stay snuggly at the end of queue where my 10 inch dildo will be waiting when you bend over

If it’s good for the goose

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I would never queue up for any man."

I can see a kink scenario where such a thing might be hot. Or a reverse gangbang, or something with that kind of gender breakdown.

But only specific people under specific circumstances and definitely not during a pandemic

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By *iddle ManMan
over a year ago

Walsall

"Bold post!!"

You have to admire his courage and self belief.

I wonder if it has ever worked, this outrageous level of bravery and forward thinking, or is it just audacity. I can't make up my mind

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By *raceytvcdTV/TS
over a year ago

mansfield

Ok Ladies stop pushing and form a orderly queue please

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Ohh purty pwese pick me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is the female..... I wouldn’t say I was attractive so I will stay snuggly at the end of queue where my 10 inch dildo will be waiting when you bend over

If it’s good for the goose "

Absolutely.... still thinking if lube is required

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I like cut of this guys jib

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Any women here fancy some anal action? Pretty ones to the front the not so pretty ones end of the que

You won’t see the face so don’t worry about that

On a positive note this works in the ladies favour too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow just wow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bold post!!

You have to admire his courage and self belief.

I wonder if it has ever worked, this outrageous level of bravery and forward thinking, or is it just audacity. I can't make up my mind

He’s an opportunist

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'm pissing my pants that there's hope of any queue at all

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By *iddle ManMan
over a year ago

Walsall

"I like cut of this guys jib "

He will be getting an invite to my next party, he will be quite the entertainer I'm sure.

Ladies, please watch your social distancing in that queue, it's getting a bit of a gathering now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He’s certainly got a way with words

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Any women here fancy some anal action? Pretty ones to the front the not so pretty ones end of the que "

Sure. Touch your toes and grit your teeth I'm a comin' in hard.......

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

I like your style OP. If covid wasn’t around you might be lucky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He would need a lot of lube to take anal from a line of ladies wearing strap on cocks....I am all for equality

Her x

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By *evilandTheBeastCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough and Bedford

I'll get my strap on ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Live your dream OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And then he woke up...

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By *unmatt888Man
over a year ago

Duns

"Any women here fancy some anal action? Pretty ones to the front the not so pretty ones end of the que

Sure. Touch your toes and grit your teeth I'm a comin' in hard....... "

Well, I guess he didn't specify who was giving and who was receiving!

Is this offer open to others too?

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By *omSnowMan
over a year ago

Woking

OP..show them what you have, be proud...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Any women here fancy some anal action? Pretty ones to the front the not so pretty ones end of the que

Sure. Touch your toes and grit your teeth I'm a comin' in hard.......

Well, I guess he didn't specify who was giving and who was receiving!

Is this offer open to others too?

Sorry Matt one never offers a rogering to the willing

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By *lovebustyladies OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

Who actually likes anal lol it’s revolting guess we have more givers than takers

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By *omSnowMan
over a year ago

Woking

Too late mate!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was gonna offer my asshole but now that OP thinks it's revolting I'm gonna offer it to someone else.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Who actually likes anal lol it’s revolting guess we have more givers than takers

I love it.

With people I want to meet when it's safe to meet

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By *acial giverMan
over a year ago

hull

Cant see the problem really. What hes saying is he will do any womens arse. Preferably good looking one if not a ugly one will do. Least he's been honest

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By *rNaughtyNickMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Dammmm this guy has some serious game must take some tips

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Who actually likes anal lol it’s revolting guess we have more givers than takers

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well that wasnt very good back tracking

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

"Any women here fancy some anal action? Pretty ones to the front the not so pretty ones end of the que "

Might as well fuck a dude good look in your endeavours

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By *aulHx69xMan
over a year ago

Watford

"Any women here fancy some anal action? Pretty ones to the front the not so pretty ones end of the que "

Bet your inbox is overflowing with offers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure thing, which size dildo should I attach to the strap on and will you require lube?

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

"Sure thing, which size dildo should I attach to the strap on and will you require lube?"

Don't forget to take a run up

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Who actually likes anal lol it’s revolting guess we have more givers than takers

Well I do, receiving and giving (big Bertha is always ready for action) but I fear that with my looks I’d be at the back of what must be a mahoosive queue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and what do you offer the women op"

From what we can see, not a lot....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sure thing, which size dildo should I attach to the strap on and will you require lube?

Don't forget to take a run up"

Always

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By *entonMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Last of the great romantics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who actually likes anal lol it’s revolting guess we have more givers than takers

Oh, was you asking for a friend

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I do wish there was a function to block a thread created by someone on my block list... Just saying.

Uuurrgghhh

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Wtf

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By *EXY_PILOTMan
over a year ago

Manchester, North West, UK

Wow

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By *hrissycox66TV/TS
over a year ago

watford

Personally op if woman had to pick a man to pleasure them anally I think you would be at the back of que ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

think you ought to think before posting this type of thread

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"So many things to say... how many of the women roughly do u require, how do u tell which is the front of the q and which is the back ? "

It doesn't matter as he is planning on using the Tradesman's entrance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any women here fancy some anal action? Pretty ones to the front the not so pretty ones end of the que "

Did you get any takers?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

No pushing in from behind! wait your turn ladies

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By *iddle ManMan
over a year ago

Walsall

Actually, whether OP was serious or not, I'll say thanks to him as his boldness and some of the replys really have made me chuggle today.

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By *LAchillesMan
over a year ago

North London

The most amusing thread I’ve read to today. Thank you to all who have responded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How to win friends and influence people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The lack of responses from the OP tells me he's too busy working through that queue of backdoor poon.

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

Are we sure his name isn’t Alan, and auto-correct messed up his otherwise charming proposition?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The lack of responses from the OP tells me he's too busy working through that queue of backdoor poon."

He’s moved on to spanking those asses (new thread) rather than fucking them (or not, as he finds it revolting now. I think)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was gonna offer my asshole but now that OP thinks it's revolting I'm gonna offer it to someone else."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any women here fancy some anal action? Pretty ones to the front the not so pretty ones end of the que "

I admire your optimism that there’s going to be a queue.

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By *bw44DDWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Any women here fancy some anal action? Pretty ones to the front the not so pretty ones end of the que "

Wow

Good luck with that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do people expect single males to take one for the team on here? Of course op wants more attractive to the front.

We all know it’s not gonna happen but would a women not say the same thing about guys or don’t a guys looks matter

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By *ocialgirlWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Any women here fancy some anal action? Pretty ones to the front the not so pretty ones end of the que "
not particularly good looking yourself so as to your post is not good for women

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By *EXY_PILOTMan
over a year ago

Manchester, North West, UK

"Any women here fancy some anal action? Pretty ones to the front the not so pretty ones end of the que "

Great request

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I look like Bernard Manning with a beard so that's me out

Aw bugger...or not

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Socially distanced queue, whilst wearing masks. Only available in Tier 0 areas, so could leave plenty of time to organise it.

Take tickets on entry, like Deli counters did. Swap for a higher numbered ticket, as you see fit.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Do people expect single males to take one for the team on here? Of course op wants more attractive to the front.

We all know it’s not gonna happen but would a women not say the same thing about guys or don’t a guys looks matter

I expect most people have more tact.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

I think you've all got it wrong, he looks like he wants to receive Anal so get that king dong strapon girls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any women here fancy some anal action? Pretty ones to the front the not so pretty ones end of the que not particularly good looking yourself so as to your post is not good for women "

Such a friendly bunch on these forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do people expect single males to take one for the team on here? Of course op wants more attractive to the front.

We all know it’s not gonna happen but would a women not say the same thing about guys or don’t a guys looks matter

I expect most people have more tact."

Or maybe it was posted in jest

Same old on this forum.

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By *ovegames42Man
over a year ago

london

"Wow "

Exactly

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

"I look like Bernard Manning with a beard so that's me out

Aw bugger...or not

I’ve always had a thing for Manning.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Do people expect single males to take one for the team on here? Of course op wants more attractive to the front.

We all know it’s not gonna happen but would a women not say the same thing about guys or don’t a guys looks matter

I expect most people have more tact.

Or maybe it was posted in jest

Same old on this forum. "

Green arrow

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

The OP’s got you all talking though eh?

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

"Any women here fancy some anal action? Pretty ones to the front the not so pretty ones end of the que "

Are you giving or taking? Always best to be specific

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By *lovebustyladies OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Any women here fancy some anal action? Pretty ones to the front the not so pretty ones end of the que not particularly good looking yourself so as to your post is not good for women "

One thing I ain’t is ugly and as you have no picture you can’t really comment....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do people expect single males to take one for the team on here? Of course op wants more attractive to the front.

We all know it’s not gonna happen but would a women not say the same thing about guys or don’t a guys looks matter

I expect most people have more tact.

Or maybe it was posted in jest

Same old on this forum.

Green arrow

Yep the green arrow is a good filter for knowing which threads to avoid. Great advice. Thank you

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By *ixen13Woman
over a year ago

Cowdenbeath

"I would never queue up for any man."

Couldn't have put it better myself

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Do people expect single males to take one for the team on here? Of course op wants more attractive to the front.

We all know it’s not gonna happen but would a women not say the same thing about guys or don’t a guys looks matter

I expect most people have more tact.

Or maybe it was posted in jest

Same old on this forum.

Green arrow

Yep the green arrow is a good filter for knowing which threads to avoid. Great advice. Thank you

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see your back with your usual cheery self

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just gonna sit here with my popcorn and watch this

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By *ikingpairCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

"So sorry, pandemic on."

Otherwise you'd be shoving all those women desperate for some anal action out of the way, I'm sure ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do people expect single males to take one for the team on here? Of course op wants more attractive to the front.

We all know it’s not gonna happen but would a women not say the same thing about guys or don’t a guys looks matter

I expect most people have more tact.

Or maybe it was posted in jest

Same old on this forum.

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Yep the green arrow is a good filter for knowing which threads to avoid. Great advice. Thank you

see your back with your usual cheery self"

Just say things how I see them. If you take offence to it that’s you’re problem not mine. And thank you. Always nice to see the forum police out in force

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Any women here fancy some anal action? Pretty ones to the front the not so pretty ones end of the que "

Strap ons... Ladies ..get your strap ons here ...hey ... you're pretty ... you're gonna need yours first ...ok op ..bend over ...brace yourself

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Jesus !!

He doesn't give Anal sorry

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Jesus !!

He doesn't give Anal sorry

Did you ask him?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Who actually likes anal lol it’s revolting guess we have more givers than takers

I love it.

With people I want to meet when it's safe to meet

Your halo has permanently dropped

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Jesus !!

He doesn't give Anal sorry

Did you ask him?

His Dad told me

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Jesus !!

He doesn't give Anal sorry

Did you ask him?

His Dad told me

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Who actually likes anal lol it’s revolting guess we have more givers than takers

I love it.

With people I want to meet when it's safe to meet

Your halo has permanently dropped

Anyone who thought I had a halo needs their eyes checked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I look like Bernard Manning with a beard so that's me out

Aw bugger...or not

I’ve always had a thing for Manning."

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Who actually likes anal lol it’s revolting guess we have more givers than takers

I love it.

With people I want to meet when it's safe to meet

Your halo has permanently dropped

Anyone who thought I had a halo needs their eyes checked

I actually need my specs adjusting

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Jesus !!

He doesn't give Anal sorry

Did you ask him?

His Dad told me

We need to have a discussion....

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Jesus !!

He doesn't give Anal sorry

Did you ask him?

His Dad told me

We need to have a discussion...."

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"I would never queue up for any man."

No need to queue here, just take a ticket and I'll call you when it's your turn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would never queue up for any man.

No need to queue here, just take a ticket and I'll call you when it's your turn."

Cashew number 4 please

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"Any women here fancy some anal action? Pretty ones to the front the not so pretty ones end of the que "

I wouldn't have thought pretty faces make much difference since they would be facing away from you.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Who actually likes anal lol it’s revolting guess we have more givers than takers

I love it.

With people I want to meet when it's safe to meet

Your halo has permanently dropped

Anyone who thought I had a halo needs their eyes checked

I actually need my specs adjusting

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By *unmatt888Man
over a year ago

Duns

"Any women here fancy some anal action? Pretty ones to the front the not so pretty ones end of the que

Sure. Touch your toes and grit your teeth I'm a comin' in hard.......

Well, I guess he didn't specify who was giving and who was receiving!

Is this offer open to others too?

Sorry Matt one never offers a rogering to the willing

In that case I definitely don't want one.

But I could hang around with my trousers down for other reasons...

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By *ymguy1966Man
over a year ago

Port Talbot

"I assume this will have a 100% success rate.

Lol

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By *moothGrooveWoman
over a year ago

Durham

Me, me, me, pick me!!!!!

Pretty pleeeeeeee

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By *aughtyDuetCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

Just spat my tea everywhere. So funny ........ love your optimism OP. This is the point where you get beamed up by Scottie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any ladies feeling left out if you didn't make on the OP "que"

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Any ladies feeling left out if you didn't make on the OP "que"

Que?

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Any ladies feeling left out if you didn't make on the OP "que"

Que?"

Is that you Manuel?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Si.. que

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Any ladies feeling left out if you didn't make on the OP "que"

Que?

Is that you Manuel?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As in que in OPs message

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"As in que in OPs message "

I know. I was playing with words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just spat my tea everywhere. So funny ........ love your optimism OP. This is the point where you get beamed up by Scottie.

His nonchalant backtrack is utter genius he deserves the pick of any litter

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Where do the ones that have faces like bums go?

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By *hickerThanUrAverageCouple
over a year ago

Belfast

I would only ever do anal with my partner as I like it unprotected. I was considering breaking that rule for you OP, I hope the queue isn't too large

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

And the award goes to....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any women here fancy some anal action? Pretty ones to the front the not so pretty ones end of the que

I wouldn't have thought pretty faces make much difference since they would be facing away from you. "

The OP shouldn't care about facial attractiveness as he won't be looking at the mantelpiece while he is stoking the fire!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any women here fancy some anal action? Pretty ones to the front the not so pretty ones end of the que

I wouldn't have thought pretty faces make much difference since they would be facing away from you.

The OP shouldn't care about facial attractiveness as he won't be looking at the mantelpiece while he is stoking the fire!

No his pic is likely on the fire to stop the kids going near

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By *eorgia82TV/TS
over a year ago

sunderland

There’s an offer that can’t be refused ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was gonna offer my asshole but now that OP thinks it's revolting I'm gonna offer it to someone else."

First dibs!

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By *istretchMan
over a year ago

leeds

Whats he got to loose lol? Might aswel set your sights high . At least hes not moaning about not getting any yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You may want to go back to that time machine thread and use it to come back and delete this post!

Haaaa! Love this.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I'll stick a bag on my head and think of England

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hows the queue looking, OP?

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

He's too busy looking at his own handsome reflection obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely, its a piss take

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

"I'll stick a bag on my head and think of England

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over a year ago

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

I can't believe anyone took him seriously.

To me it was clearly a throw away comment designed for laughs.

So much outrage.

I think we all should go to the shop and buy a few non essentials to relieve tension.

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

"I can't believe anyone took him seriously.

To me it was clearly a throw away comment designed for laughs.

So much outrage.

I think we all should go to the shop and buy a few non essentials to relieve tension. "

Not in Wales you don't!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hows the queue looking, OP?"

Hey Friend... I'm at the back of the line , wanna keep me company ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m I too late for the party ?

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By *ent in BlackMan
over a year ago

Silsden

Good luck pal.

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Bold post!!"

Oh hi!

Didn’t realise you used the forums. I’ve often admired your pics!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soz I did that last night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love you Op ......

Please stick around, we need some comic relief on the forums....,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say it as you want OP, use all that charm and charisma.

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

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By *lovebustyladies OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

I thought this thread was dead lol

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"I can't believe anyone took him seriously.

To me it was clearly a throw away comment designed for laughs.

So much outrage.

I think we all should go to the shop and buy a few non essentials to relieve tension. "

Anyone else and I would say you could have a point. Some like to throw a grenade and sit back with popcorn. However, the green arrow here says otherwise!

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough

"I would never queue up for any man.

Couldn't have put it better myself

Well I might. If he was selling ice cream.

V x

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I would never queue up for any man.

Couldn't have put it better myself

Well I might. If he was selling ice cream.

V x "

Tootsie frootsie ice cream ....letta me stick it in your bums

...forma an orderly que.... prettiest ones first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You sir are either a comic genius or need to consider changing your medication .... bravo sir I can only salute your genius

this is brilliant

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