FabSwingers.com forum: Innuendos

By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Made up or real let's have some innuendos

Curly wurly for the funniest

A woman at work said

The postman slid his fingers into her letter box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man in MFI:

I didn't get any screws with my knob.

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

It's to tight to slide in, pass me the wd40

Plumber

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

A woman asked me for an innuendo...so I gave her one.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

https://youtu.be/g2N0TkfrQhY

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

My friend who flies a light aircraft said he had be 'Shaken by the thermals' ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll give you ¹.

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

I'm not a fan of innuendos, but I do like to slip one in every now and then.

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By *eavertrackerMan
over a year ago

Bridgwater

My neighbour has a massive erection in the garden and it keeps banging the gate

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Work were having a summer fete and a pig roast a few years ago. A colleague said completely innocently "I do like a nice spit roast".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In your endo

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I once told a driver to “open up your back doors ready for the lads”

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

I only swear when it slips out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(from Father Ted)

Mrs.Doyle:

"Can Pat Mustard put his big tool in my box"

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Im trying to give up innuendos, but im finding it sooo hard.

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By *m A FuckerMan
over a year ago

kingswood,surrey/leysdown kent

"Man in MFI:

I didn't get any screws with my knob."
lool

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"Man in MFI:

I didn't get any screws with my knob."

That made me laugh as my knob fell off earlier, so I gave it a quick polish before sticking it where it belongs (see profile pic).

It must have come from MFI

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol

Ive come to look at your damp patch from a roofer

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol

Would you like your nipples greased,from a mechanic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's getting the Curley Wurley..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man in a restaurant ordered an innuendo so the waitress gave him one.

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By *orace99Man
over a year ago

York

My ex once went to the video shop and asked the counter assistant if

They had a Free Willy

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By *xhibitionistbenMan
over a year ago

Ware / Kings Cross

My ex colleague was asking for some help sorting a couple of pages on the work website and asked me to have a ‘fiddle about in the back end’. I didn’t take up her offer!

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Ive come to look at your damp patch from a roofer"

Can you send him here when done, really need my asphalt

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By *eavertrackerMan
over a year ago

Bridgwater

The next door neighbour has got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't take it anymore.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought of several innuendos... Its not hard

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By *ainbow-johnnyMan
over a year ago

South East

Just had a woman collect a bedside cabinet from me and I was explaining about the drawers being a bit tight and said that if you apply some oil or soap you'll have sliding in and out perfectly

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

I was going to list a load of innuendos but most have been said already..

So for now I’ll just give you one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will the OP be coming soon

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