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"Today I am feeling ridiculously horny. I cannot guarantee the safety of any bananas, cucumbers or courgettes in the immediate vicinity. I may have to avoid the fresh produce aisle in Sainsburys later. How horny is your horn this morn? " | |||
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"I woke up dreaming about someone so yeah that’s me horned for the day " Will you stop dreaming about me please | |||
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"Horny enough to knock ornaments off shelves" Keep away from the homewears department at M and S | |||
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"Today I am feeling ridiculously horny. I cannot guarantee the safety of any bananas, cucumbers or courgettes in the immediate vicinity. I may have to avoid the fresh produce aisle in Sainsburys later. How horny is your horn this morn? " My horn is only bad on days ending in a 'y' and tenfold on days when I get to lay in. Need someone to go shopping with later? I can help you pic out the best fruit and veg hehe | |||
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"Honking." AKA Goose Horn | |||
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"I'm in the mood for a really dirty fuck session. You know the type, the one that leaves the whole house stinking of sex and only stops for loo breaks and cake." Yes...and I can do without the cake today tbh Maybe just a handful of Giant Wotsits to keep my strength up | |||
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"I'm in the mood for a really dirty fuck session. You know the type, the one that leaves the whole house stinking of sex and only stops for loo breaks and cake. Yes...and I can do without the cake today tbh Maybe just a handful of Giant Wotsits to keep my strength up " May as well half the loo breaks too, if you need a wee just let it out, the sheets will need burning anyway | |||
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"Oh I am at a whole level of horniness that is above all known previously " Mega Horn | |||
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"I woke up dreaming about someone so yeah that’s me horned for the day " Dreams...mmmn... | |||
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"Yeah it's a bit lacking to be fair,I may go and regrout my bath that thought turns me on more right now." Feel free to re-do my hand basin when you've finished | |||
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"I'm so horny I could smash the granny out if a loaf of uncut bread !! " Now that did make me laugh! | |||
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"Imagine having the horn and having to work!! Its an absolute nightmare. AT least im in the office on my own !! Today I am feeling ridiculously horny. I cannot guarantee the safety of any bananas, cucumbers or courgettes in the immediate vicinity. I may have to avoid the fresh produce aisle in Sainsburys later. How horny is your horn this morn? " Work horn-what the accessible toilets were invented for...so I'm told | |||
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"I seem to have lost my horniness the past few days but I'm trying to find it again Mrs x" Generally comes and goes in waves. Mine is at Tsunami warninglevel at the min | |||
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"Feels non existent " I've got your helping today! | |||
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