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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My friend Betty says her small dogs are regularly stood on....should people be a lot more careful around our beloved pets?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My friend Betty says her small dogs are regularly stood on....should people be a lot more careful around our beloved pets?"

Your friend Betty should be more careful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only if you stand on them regularly.

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By *-sas-sinWoman
over a year ago

Arse end of the universe

Betty sounds like a knob

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

If you put your foot on it, and it yelps, do you say "hush, puppy"?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Betty sounds like a knob "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Betty is a truly exceptional woman...slightly mad, but exceptional xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is good at getting under your feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My friend Betty says her small dogs are regularly stood on....should people be a lot more careful around our beloved pets?"

They just need a few Pointers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Don't even get me started on her hamsters when they escape their cage!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't even get me started on her hamsters when they escape their cage!"

I see you’re dealing with the big issues of the day.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Betty is a truly exceptional woman...slightly mad, but exceptional xx"

In that case......she should have cats

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I trip over mine on a regular basis.

But I did that with the massive labrador as well.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Betty is a truly exceptional woman...slightly mad, but exceptional xx

In that case......she should have cats "

She did.....unfortunately her python ate them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I trip over mine on a regular basis.

But I did that with the massive labrador as well."

Perhaps glasses???

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I think Betty is onto something.

Not just weenie woofas people need to watch out for tho, it's opening they're cunting eyes in general.

I may have tripped over a wet floor sign earlier.

In my defence it was behind me and my peripheral downwards vision seems to get impaired by my mask.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I trip over mine on a regular basis.

But I did that with the massive labrador as well.

Perhaps glasses???"

I have those. I'm just a clumsy fucker

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There's a theme growing here....clumsy fuckers and dodgy peripheral vision!

Luckily as an ex fighter pilot I can spot Betty's little furry friends at 1000 yards xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just be glad dogs have devolved from an alpha apex killing machine like their ancestors... The wolf.

Then you'd definitely be keeping your eyes open because they'd make a human happy meal out of you if you stood on one...

How they went from a wolf to a tiny chihuahua... pathetic.

The theory of evolution really fucked up in the dog world.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You make an excellent point.

So what you are saying is.....kill all dogs under 58cm tall?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make mine wear a cute little hi-vis vest. She hates me cos all the other dogs laugh at her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a theme growing here....clumsy fuckers and dodgy peripheral vision!

Luckily as an ex fighter pilot I can spot Betty's little furry friends at 1000 yards xx"

And yet, you can’t use the reply and quote button

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I make mine wear a cute little hi-vis vest. She hates me cos all the other dogs laugh at her "

How do you know they are laughing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I make mine wear a cute little hi-vis vest. She hates me cos all the other dogs laugh at her

How do you know they are laughing?"

She told me of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I make mine wear a cute little hi-vis vest. She hates me cos all the other dogs laugh at her

How do you know they are laughing?

She told me of course "

Brilliant. What else does she say to you Mrs Doolittle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just be glad dogs have devolved from an alpha apex killing machine like their ancestors... The wolf.

Then you'd definitely be keeping your eyes open because they'd make a human happy meal out of you if you stood on one...

How they went from a wolf to a tiny chihuahua... pathetic.

The theory of evolution really fucked up in the dog world. "

I think you'll find humans fucked up the evolution of dog breeds

Apparently we don't have enough different breeds so along come the labradoodles, sprocker and the like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just be glad dogs have devolved from an alpha apex killing machine like their ancestors... The wolf.

Then you'd definitely be keeping your eyes open because they'd make a human happy meal out of you if you stood on one...

How they went from a wolf to a tiny chihuahua... pathetic.

The theory of evolution really fucked up in the dog world.

I think you'll find humans fucked up the evolution of dog breeds

Apparently we don't have enough different breeds so along come the labradoodles, sprocker and the like

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makes you wonder what they'd be like now if humans didnt get involved?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just be glad dogs have devolved from an alpha apex killing machine like their ancestors... The wolf.

Then you'd definitely be keeping your eyes open because they'd make a human happy meal out of you if you stood on one...

How they went from a wolf to a tiny chihuahua... pathetic.

The theory of evolution really fucked up in the dog world.

I think you'll find humans fucked up the evolution of dog breeds

Apparently we don't have enough different breeds so along come the labradoodles, sprocker and the like

makes you wonder what they'd be like now if humans didnt get involved? "

Wolves

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