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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Seeing as I can't have an actual one, you're all invited.

Dress code naked

Open bar and twister and whatever pops up ladies please take advantage of all erections.

No crisps in the bedrooms because nobody like a sharp crumb up the bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you got the heating on?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm in!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Will there be good? I need food.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you got the heating on? "

I think we'll be generating our own hear... If you know what I mean

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Will there be good? I need food. "

Cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in by the way, what are your favourite flowers to help spruce the place up?

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Have you got the heating on? "

Damn right there will be

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I'm in!"

Bet your bag is already packed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We'll bring the lambrini and the 20/20... strawberry and kiwi of course

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Will there be good? I need food.

Cake

Mmmm. Sticky toffee pudding?

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I'm in by the way, what are your favourite flowers to help spruce the place up?"

Tulips.

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Will there be good? I need food.

Cake

Mmmm. Sticky toffee pudding? "

Whg not.

All homemade too

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"We'll bring the lambrini and the 20/20... strawberry and kiwi of course

Flashback to the 80's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in by the way, what are your favourite flowers to help spruce the place up?

Tulips."

Tulips it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in by the way, what are your favourite flowers to help spruce the place up?

Tulips.

Tulips it is

Speaking of which, does anyone want my tu-lips on them?

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Im bringing oil for massages

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm in!

Bet your bag is already packed

Hell yes. I have stockings, heels and toys. Don't need anything else do I?

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By *uvhandle20Man
over a year ago

SE London

That sounds like a great idea, thank you PP! Let me undress and join the crowd, I have heard there is cake somewhere ...

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I'm in!

Bet your bag is already packed

Hell yes. I have stockings, heels and toys. Don't need anything else do I?

No not really crops, paddles and cuffs will be provided

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy new home private parts

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Ooh count me in!! Anyone want a hair stroke

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Happy new home private parts

Ta Sam, you coming then

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Ooh count me in!! Anyone want a hair stroke

You can start at the top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naked? Sounds a bit unhygienic tbf.

I hope it’s a wipe clean sofa

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Naked? Sounds a bit unhygienic tbf.

I hope it’s a wipe clean sofa "

Bring wet wipes.

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By *vilgasamWoman
over a year ago

The dot in the i

I’m in, can I bring this ferraro rocher ice cream I just made

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm in!

Bet your bag is already packed

Hell yes. I have stockings, heels and toys. Don't need anything else do I?

No not really crops, paddles and cuffs will be provided

And I've just melted....

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Happy new home private parts

Ta Sam, you coming then

He will be

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Happy new home private parts

Ta Sam, you coming then

He will be

I'll be in the kitchen then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Happy new home private parts

Ta Sam, you coming then

Yeah man.

I’m there.

Kitchen DJ if you’ll allow me to

... although I wouldn’t fuck with the tunes at someone else’s party uninvited.

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Happy new home private parts

Ta Sam, you coming then

Yeah man.

I’m there.

Kitchen DJ if you’ll allow me to

... although I wouldn’t fuck with the tunes at someone else’s party uninvited.

You can have a go at the music

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll dig out the party 7 bitter from the garage

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Awesome I love a party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Ooh count me in!! Anyone want a hair stroke

You can start at the top

Always

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"I’m in, can I bring this ferraro rocher ice cream I just made

That sounds heavenly *insert drool emoji*

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Awesome I love a party

Disco in the kitchen

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I'm in

Good

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I’m in, can I bring this ferraro rocher ice cream I just made

That sounds heavenly *insert drool emoji*"

Now it's getting perverted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I bring doughnuts can we play Hoop La

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"If I bring doughnuts can we play Hoop La

I like party games so yes

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Ooooooo please can we come? Please?

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Ooooooo please can we come? Please?

Oh damn right you can come

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Ooooooo please can we come? Please?

Oh damn right you can come

Yay! Shall we bring nibbles?

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Ooooooo please can we come? Please?

Oh damn right you can come

Yay! Shall we bring nibbles?

Sausages on a stick

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"I’m in, can I bring this ferraro rocher ice cream I just made

That sounds heavenly *insert drool emoji*

Now it's getting perverted

Sorry I couldn't help myself

I'll get back in the naughty corner

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Ooooooo please can we come? Please?

Oh damn right you can come

Yay! Shall we bring nibbles?

Sausages on a stick

Chipolatas?

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I’m in, can I bring this ferraro rocher ice cream I just made

That sounds heavenly *insert drool emoji*

Now it's getting perverted

Sorry I couldn't help myself

I'll get back in the naughty corner

I have a better place for you if you fancy abit of spooning

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"I’m in, can I bring this ferraro rocher ice cream I just made

That sounds heavenly *insert drool emoji*

Now it's getting perverted

Sorry I couldn't help myself

I'll get back in the naughty corner

I have a better place for you if you fancy abit of spooning

Oohh please! It's one of my favourite things to do

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I’m in, can I bring this ferraro rocher ice cream I just made

That sounds heavenly *insert drool emoji*

Now it's getting perverted

Sorry I couldn't help myself

I'll get back in the naughty corner

I have a better place for you if you fancy abit of spooning

Oohh please! It's one of my favourite things to do

Oh perfect x

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Can I please cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooooooo... Partayyyyy!!!! Count me in please!!

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Can I please cum

We'll need more cake

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Oooooooo... Partayyyyy!!!! Count me in please!!

Oh goody

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

If it's an imaginary house warming, please accept my gift of an imaginary bottle of wine and a pot plant

Now which ways the kitchen fir some imaginary beer

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By *wistedbambi69Woman
over a year ago

Somerset

Can I come please?....I'll bring jaffa cakes

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"If it's an imaginary house warming, please accept my gift of an imaginary bottle of wine and a pot plant

Now which ways the kitchen fir some imaginary beer

Just look for BustyB by the oven

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Can I come please?....I'll bring jaffa cakes

My favourite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Homemade sausage rolls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I come please?....I'll bring jaffa cakes

Oh lurv nibbling the edges to get to where you really want to be

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

"If it's an imaginary house warming, please accept my gift of an imaginary bottle of wine and a pot plant

Now which ways the kitchen fir some imaginary beer

Just look for BustyB by the oven

See all the best people hang around in the kitchen.

Will I get told off if I keep opening the fridge door with Bustyb stood in front of it

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"If it's an imaginary house warming, please accept my gift of an imaginary bottle of wine and a pot plant

Now which ways the kitchen fir some imaginary beer

Just look for BustyB by the oven

See all the best people hang around in the kitchen.

Will I get told off if I keep opening the fridge door with Bustyb stood in front of it

Get me a beer

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Can I please cum

We'll need more cake

Il bring lots of cake

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"If it's an imaginary house warming, please accept my gift of an imaginary bottle of wine and a pot plant

Now which ways the kitchen fir some imaginary beer

Just look for BustyB by the oven

See all the best people hang around in the kitchen.

Will I get told off if I keep opening the fridge door with Bustyb stood in front of it

Only if it’s one of those annoying fridges that beep when you leave them open for too long

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Just asking Bustyb to reach into the fridge get a beer for you pp.

Nope no beeping yet. But she now has a couple points to raise with you

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By *wistedbambi69Woman
over a year ago

Somerset

"Can I come please?....I'll bring jaffa cakes

Oh lurv nibbling the edges to get to where you really want to be

That's how I eat mine

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I hope you have the heating on.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Just asking Bustyb to reach into the fridge get a beer for you pp.

Nope no beeping yet. But she now has a couple points to raise with you

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