FabSwingers.com forum: Would you rather have sex

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

with a clown or a balloon animal?

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By *ebel Red HotWoman
over a year ago

York

Balloon Animal I laugh at clowns.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Either way there’s going to be a lot of squeaking

I’ll go with clown though. I’ve seen that episode of fake taxi

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Balloon Animal I laugh at clowns. "

Not with them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex with a clown using a balloon animal as a penis extender so its not really me fuckin

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sex with a clown using a balloon animal as a penis extender so its not really me fuckin"

Think of the static build up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A clown, for the variety. All this sex with balloon animals has become a bit samey during lockdown

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

Both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll go with clown though. I’ve seen that episode of fake taxi

'Hey google, show me....'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tbf, I slept with a a lot of clowns, now thinking about it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends if the clown makes me a really cool Balloon Animal. I mean if he made me a panda-bear it's his lucky night....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Both "

A twisted threesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll go with clown though. I’ve seen that episode of fake taxi

'Hey google, show me....'"

Poor lass I wasn’t sure if she was happy or sad

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Either, if it was doggy style I could think about something else. Or do a crossword

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Clown. Big feet big.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love a sexy female clown

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Clown. Big feet big.......

It's only the shoes which are big

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Love a sexy female clown

Did I say the clown was female?

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"Clown. Big feet big.......

It's only the shoes which are big

Spoilsport

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Clown. Big feet big.......

It's only the shoes which are big

Spoilsport

No fun in my threads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love a sexy female clown

Did I say the clown was female?

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you didn’t say it wasn’t

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Love a sexy female clown

Did I say the clown was female?

you didn’t say it wasn’t

It wasn't in my head when I posted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love a sexy female clown

Did I say the clown was female?

you didn’t say it wasn’t

It wasn't in my head when I posted

I have altered the deal

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

"Both

A twisted threesome

I'm feeling greedy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Both

A twisted threesome

I'm feeling greedy

A balloon animal double insertion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex with a clown using a balloon animal as a penis extender so its not really me fuckin

Think of the static build up

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i always liked creating the lightning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are there any female clowns???

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

"Both

A twisted threesome

I'm feeling greedy

A balloon animal double insertion

What animal is it tho?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex with a clown using a balloon animal as a penis extender so its not really me fuckin

Think of the static build up

i always liked creating the lightning "

Imagine it popped while using it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are there any female clowns???"

There is on porn sites

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Both

A twisted threesome

I'm feeling greedy

A balloon animal double insertion

What animal is it tho?

Snake? Giraffe?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sex with a clown using a balloon animal as a penis extender so its not really me fuckin

Think of the static build up

i always liked creating the lightning

Imagine it popped while using it

Might get fused together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love a sexy female clown

Did I say the clown was female?

Same as what the other bloke said.. Perceptions and stereotypes. Now Where's my female doctor

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Love a sexy female clown

Did I say the clown was female?

Same as what the other bloke said.. Perceptions and stereotypes. Now Where's my female doctor

I was imagining John Wayne Gacy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love a sexy female clown

Did I say the clown was female?

Same as what the other bloke said.. Perceptions and stereotypes. Now Where's my female doctor

I was imagining John Wayne Gacy

I was picturing some Tim Burtonesque lady clown

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Love a sexy female clown

Did I say the clown was female?

Same as what the other bloke said.. Perceptions and stereotypes. Now Where's my female doctor

I was imagining John Wayne Gacy

I was picturing some Tim Burtonesque lady clown "

How many imagined Harley Quinn

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I’m coulrophobic so can I have a penis shaped balloon please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m coulrophobic so can I have a penis shaped balloon please

Has to be an animal or a balloon shaped penis

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By *evil with the haloWoman
over a year ago

Crystal Peaks

Boris is a clown enough said.

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

"with a clown or a balloon animal?"

Probably the balloon animal as you'd have no verifications and you're a bit of a Clown.

This only for comic effect I apologise in advance if I caused offence just was a great opportunity

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a strange question

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"with a clown or a balloon animal?

Probably the balloon animal as you'd have no verifications and you're a bit of a Clown.

This only for comic effect I apologise in advance if I caused offence just was a great opportunity

Sorry"

Well I say and on my own thread

(no offence taken)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What a strange question "

Not for this forum

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"I’m coulrophobic so can I have a penis shaped balloon please

Has to be an animal or a balloon shaped penis

Ok make me a giraffe

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Boris is a clown enough said.

Love a little bit of politics

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

A clown because most men on here are. So funny to laugh at not much good for anything else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m scared of clowns I’ll take the balloon as long as it’s a giraffe

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m scared of clowns I’ll take the balloon as long as it’s a giraffe "

Giraffe seems to be the People's Choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love a sexy female clown

Did I say the clown was female?

Same as what the other bloke said.. Perceptions and stereotypes. Now Where's my female doctor

I was imagining John Wayne Gacy

I was picturing some Tim Burtonesque lady clown

How many imagined Harley Quinn

But she’s a Harlequin not a clown

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Love a sexy female clown

Did I say the clown was female?

Same as what the other bloke said.. Perceptions and stereotypes. Now Where's my female doctor

I was imagining John Wayne Gacy

I was picturing some Tim Burtonesque lady clown

How many imagined Harley Quinn

But she’s a Harlequin not a clown

Nit picker

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"with a clown or a balloon animal?"

Can it be a lady clown with big tits?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"with a clown or a balloon animal?

Can it be a lady clown with big tits? "

Or big balloons?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Balloons really freak me out

And clowns are really sinister so I can't choose!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Balloons really freak me out

And clowns are really sinister so I can't choose!"

Not a clown balloon then

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By *abble-onMan
over a year ago

Minehead

"Tbf, I slept with a a lot of clowns, now thinking about it...

This tickled me haha

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