FabSwingers.com forum: This is the seriously silly thread

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

1. No laughing

2. No private conversations

3. No love ins

4. No winking or I want to fuck/marry/avoid/fancying you stuff

5. No jokes

6. No look at me posts

7. No emojis

8. No mentioning of penii/breasticles/pussii

9. No sharing secrets

10. Eye rolling permitted

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

I'll just sit here quietly in the corner

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll just sit here quietly in the corner

No emojis ^^^^^^^^

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over a year ago

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

Dammit I can't even follow simple instructions

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Good man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll just sit here quietly in the corner

No emojis ^^^^^^^^

But wait, how can one eye roll without the emoji?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll just sit here quietly in the corner

No emojis ^^^^^^^^

But wait, how can one eye roll without the emoji?"

It is a conundrum

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

"I'll just sit here quietly in the corner

No emojis ^^^^^^^^

But wait, how can one eye roll without the emoji?"

It's a trick be careful!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

............... ..............

Like this

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll just sit here quietly in the corner

No emojis ^^^^^^^^

But wait, how can one eye roll without the emoji?

It's a trick be careful!! "

No it's not. Honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll just sit here quietly in the corner

No emojis ^^^^^^^^

But wait, how can one eye roll without the emoji?

It's a trick be careful!!

No it's not. Honest

Breaking your own rules, you rebel!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll just sit here quietly in the corner

No emojis ^^^^^^^^

But wait, how can one eye roll without the emoji?

It's a trick be careful!!

No it's not. Honest

Breaking your own rules, you rebel!"

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

"I'll just sit here quietly in the corner

No emojis ^^^^^^^^

But wait, how can one eye roll without the emoji?

It's a trick be careful!!

No it's not. Honest

^^^^ no emojis!!! Haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll just sit here quietly in the corner

No emojis ^^^^^^^^

But wait, how can one eye roll without the emoji?

It's a trick be careful!!

No it's not. Honest

^^^^ no emojis!!! Haha "

Drat. If it wasn't fot you pesky kids ...

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

"I'll just sit here quietly in the corner

No emojis ^^^^^^^^

But wait, how can one eye roll without the emoji?

It's a trick be careful!!

No it's not. Honest

^^^^ no emojis!!! Haha

Drat. If it wasn't fot you pesky kids ..."

Trying so hard not to giggle here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll just sit here quietly in the corner

No emojis ^^^^^^^^

But wait, how can one eye roll without the emoji?

It's a trick be careful!!

No it's not. Honest

^^^^ no emojis!!! Haha

Drat. If it wasn't fot you pesky kids ...

Trying so hard not to giggle here "

No laughing. I will allow giggling as long as it's girlish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*whistles *

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I ate my underpants for lunch foolishly mistaking them for a cheese toastie. I have terrible indigestion now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I ate my underpants for lunch foolishly mistaking them for a cheese toastie. I have terrible indigestion now.

This post is more like it. Almost.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I fart

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I fart

You already have, haven't you?

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Bliss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The economic downturn in the pencil making industry is really worrying. To be honest the government neeeda to sharpen up its act and show some leadership

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The economic downturn in the pencil making industry is really worrying. To be honest the government neeeda to sharpen up its act and show some leadership "

You may have a point there

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Oops... feeling dizzy now...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I allowed to pass wind?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I allowed to pass wind?"

Do not collect £200.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Am I allowed to pass wind?"

Only on mastermind

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Am I allowed to pass wind?"

Yes. Not much else to do in Wales now.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm currently reading a horror story in braille , something bad is about to happen, I can feel it!

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

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"Am I allowed to pass wind?

Yes. Not much else to do in Wales now."

What if she blows a hole in her knickers? They have closed the clothing sections off in the shops there

couldn't believe it when my mate said

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Am I allowed to pass wind?

Yes. Not much else to do in Wales now.

What if she blows a hole in her knickers? They have closed the clothing sections off in the shops there

couldn't believe it when my mate said

Has she only got one pair of knickers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I allowed to pass wind?

Yes. Not much else to do in Wales now.

What if she blows a hole in her knickers? They have closed the clothing sections off in the shops there

couldn't believe it when my mate said

Has she only got one pair of knickers?

She might be going commando

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I allowed to pass wind?

Yes. Not much else to do in Wales now.

What if she blows a hole in her knickers? They have closed the clothing sections off in the shops there

couldn't believe it when my mate said

Has she only got one pair of knickers?

She might be going commando

Nice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Am I allowed to pass wind?

Yes. Not much else to do in Wales now.

What if she blows a hole in her knickers? They have closed the clothing sections off in the shops there

couldn't believe it when my mate said

Has she only got one pair of knickers?

She might be going commando

Sneaky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry..I farted...I'll just go open the window...

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Aww I wana love In

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Doh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Aww I wana love In

Not in this thread. Off with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aww I wana love In

Can I have a bit of cake please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate rules

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. No laughing

2. No private conversations

3. No love ins

4. No winking or I want to fuck/marry/avoid/fancying you stuff

5. No jokes

6. No look at me posts

7. No emojis

8. No mentioning of penii/breasticles/pussii

9. No sharing secrets

10. Eye rolling permitted

No point

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Aww I wana love In

Can I have a bit of cake please?"

No cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1. No laughing

2. No private conversations

3. No love ins

4. No winking or I want to fuck/marry/avoid/fancying you stuff

5. No jokes

6. No look at me posts

7. No emojis

8. No mentioning of penii/breasticles/pussii

9. No sharing secrets

10. Eye rolling permitted

No point "

No fun

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Aww I wana love In

Not in this thread. Off with you

Nope I’m going nowhere

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Aww I wana love In

Can I have a bit of cake please?"

Of course you can

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Aww I wana love In

Can I have a bit of cake please?

Of course you can

Off topic. I'm losing control of my thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best I get some popcorn

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Best I get some popcorn "

Is that allowed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Best I get some popcorn

Is that allowed

NO!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Best I get some popcorn

Is that allowed

NO!

Can I give you a hug

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Best I get some popcorn

Is that allowed

NO!

Can I give you a hug

Aaarrrggghhhh! Do I have a choice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aww I wana love In

Can I have a bit of cake please?

Of course you can

HA! Aww, thank you!! But do it discretely, I don't want to break any rules...

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Best I get some popcorn

Is that allowed

NO!

Can I give you a hug

Aaarrrggghhhh! Do I have a choice?

Nope

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Aww I wana love In

Can I have a bit of cake please?

Of course you can

HA! Aww, thank you!! But do it discretely, I don't want to break any rules..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aww I wana love In

Can I have a bit of cake please?

Of course you can

HA! Aww, thank you!! But do it discretely, I don't want to break any rules...

Now that's either a ninja or a gimp...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Aww I wana love In

Can I have a bit of cake please?

Of course you can

HA! Aww, thank you!! But do it discretely, I don't want to break any rules...

Now that's either a ninja or a gimp..."

A cake flinging hug inducing ninja gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aww I wana love In

Can I have a bit of cake please?

Of course you can

HA! Aww, thank you!! But do it discretely, I don't want to break any rules...

Now that's either a ninja or a gimp...

A cake flinging hug inducing ninja gimp

the best kind of ninja gimp!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Aww I wana love In

Can I have a bit of cake please?

Of course you can

HA! Aww, thank you!! But do it discretely, I don't want to break any rules...

Now that's either a ninja or a gimp...

A cake flinging hug inducing ninja gimp

the best kind of ninja gimp!"

Haha

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