FabSwingers.com forum: What's Your "Breaking News" !

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've just had a decaffeinated Coffee and it's raining cats and dogs in Lancashire

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Nearly overfilled the bath as messing about on here!

One more inch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am about to wander up a rather large hill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm cleaning the toilet

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

I'm on my third coffee of the day.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Gonna have a run. Currently procrastinating.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just had a shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just started a trick or treat thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finally found a purpose for an ironing board - adjustable height laptop desk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got up, did some work and now gone back to bed with a tea.

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By *uvhandle20Man
over a year ago

SE London

Coffee crisis! Cup is empty again! I a switch to tea possible?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s raining here.. currently on my second coffee and thinking of watching the second Borat movie

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

I have 3 hours to go before I can sit down and emit that soul satisfying ahhhhh with a cuppa knowing that I don't have work next week

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

It’s still raining and my half term break has officially commenced! Be nice to get back to work for a novelty

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By *igBiGuy86Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"It’s raining here.. currently on my second coffee and thinking of watching the second Borat movie

Do it, watched it in the early hours and is one of the funniest films I've seen in the last decade!

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By *ornyforit5Man
over a year ago

On the Beach

Ive just trimmed my bush!!!!!

Aka....the hedge in the garden!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Over the past 3 days, I've been offered 4 new jobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just had a decaffeinated Coffee and it's raining cats and dogs in Lancashire

Bomb at the Nissan factory gone off.... It's raining datsun cogs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am enduring a slow death by Teams calls.

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

I’ve preloaded my ‘I’ photo for the alphabet photo challenge (I’ll keep it private for now)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv just uploaded a public face pic, fuck.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I gotta get dressed now

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I'm Grumpy

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I gotta get dressed now

Noooooo , never do that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve preloaded my ‘I’ photo for the alphabet photo challenge (I’ll keep it private for now)"

Now I know I'm getting old.. didn't understand any of that..presume it's summat to do with Beta-Max videos.

Oh and I'm running out of milk..which is serious

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

My new fleece bedding can't go in the tumble dryer.

The disappointment is real.

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By *ab jamesMan
over a year ago

ribble valley

Found the cash buyer for my house. I can move to Spain now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Found the cash buyer for my house. I can move to Spain now.

Qué !

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

"I gotta get dressed now

No need, on our account! X

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

"I’ve preloaded my ‘I’ photo for the alphabet photo challenge (I’ll keep it private for now)

Now I know I'm getting old.. didn't understand any of that..presume it's summat to do with Beta-Max videos.

Oh and I'm running out of milk..which is serious

Oh dear....

Ask your kids

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan
over a year ago

Close By

***NEWS FLASH***

Ive parked work for an hour and Im updating the settings on my Twitch Stream so viewers have a more pleasurable experience! Oh...and im neck deep in coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My face is GREEN!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve preloaded my ‘I’ photo for the alphabet photo challenge (I’ll keep it private for now)

Now I know I'm getting old.. didn't understand any of that..presume it's summat to do with Beta-Max videos.

Oh and I'm running out of milk..which is serious

Oh dear....

Ask your kids

I went out to the goats in the back field...the kids were no help whatsoever....mind you I did get some milk..which is nice

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"My face is GREEN!

What are you up to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My face is GREEN!

What are you up to

I uploaded my 'I' picture already..

love the Avatar Challenges x

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"My face is GREEN!

What are you up to

I uploaded my 'I' picture already..

love the Avatar Challenges x "

Ohhh I love that

way better than an igloo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My face is GREEN!

What are you up to

I uploaded my 'I' picture already..

love the Avatar Challenges x

Ohhh I love that

way better than an igloo

Left it too late to start freezing blocks of ice haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BREAKING NEWS......

My lunch is ready and it smells good and my belly is rumbling as only had nuts and a banana for breakfast. Jacket spud here I come.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I've got nech ache!!

Jo.Xx

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Home from work been up since 2 45 made myself a nice milky coffee x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had so much coffee, I can't remember how many I've had but it's still not enough.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

I'm about to walk to the shop to buy pmt quantity of chocolate. Scrap the walking bit I'd best take the car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have just been to the hairdressers and I love my copper red hair colour!

Her x

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By *ing-louisMan
over a year ago

Merthyr

I've just eaten an orange

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

I’m having a bath listening to some tunes

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

"I have just been to the hairdressers and I love my copper red hair colour!

Her x"
photographic evidence or it never happened

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have just been to the hairdressers and I love my copper red hair colour!

Her x photographic evidence or it never happened

Ok I will upload something over the weekend

Her x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I pointed my remote at the TV but nothing happened ...because I had it the wrong way round....

crisis over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I applied to the courts for a divorce today, now I'm celebrating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My radiator is making a weird noise. Like a siren but not so loud.

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I'm not back at work until Tuesday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just back at my parents, and tomorrow I start the process of packing my life into boxes. *sigh*

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

My duvet set DID dry in time for bed tonight, so my bed is now wearing a fleece suit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Car failed MOT

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm currently writing something on the forums on fabswingers..somehow I think you knew that..it's like your psychic..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just woke up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

2nd cup of coffee already...just so you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

getting ready to drive to edinburgh for covid test

feeling healthy but have surgery on 29th so this is pre surgery requirement

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By *torm in a G cupWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Long White Cloud

It's a long weekend here and I'm craving chocolate

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By *ambo1450Man
over a year ago

Newport

Been awake for an hour. Too much going on in my head. Feel exhausted

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By *cloversCouple
over a year ago

Hull

Currently laid naked in bed - not unusual - always sleep naked - dilemma is should I wake Mr KC or sort myself out ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Currently laid naked in bed - not unusual - always sleep naked - dilemma is should I wake Mr KC or sort myself out ? "

Both!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a "discussion" over over-bearing mothers and their sons.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just had a decaffeinated Coffee and it's raining cats and dogs in Lancashire

Did you know the term came from the days you kept your animals in the roof, your cat, your dog your cow lived in the rafters because it was warm

Often if it rained heavily the rain would cause the ceiling to collapse and the animals would fall.

As for breaking news, I didn't sleep well and now I'm hungry

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I've just woken from the softest snuggliest sleep ever ever ever. Fleece bedding is a game changer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its raining dow on me hard, my gf has just got up and Im a day or two off...not in that Im past my safe date

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

I had a terrible night's sleep not feeling well at all. Still in bed this morning as I feel shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just made a nice cup of herbal tea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Debating leaving the bed...

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Debating leaving the bed... "

Do you want a cuddle partner

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm sorry, I am in, Royal Mail, you'll have to deliver...

Oh no, you've decided I'm not. It's not even a signed for delivery ffs

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Yesterday was my birthday yaahhhhh

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'm astounded at the cleanliness of my toilet since I'm the only person using it.

It's just so white all the time.

I'm considering giving any willy bearers who may visit my abode a bucket, and telling them to take it home with them.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I'm astounded at the cleanliness of my toilet since I'm the only person using it.

It's just so white all the time.

I'm considering giving any willy bearers who may visit my abode a bucket, and telling them to take it home with them."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yesterday was my birthday yaahhhhh

Happy yesterday birthday x

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Yesterday was my birthday yaahhhhh

Happy yesterday birthday x"

Is it yesterday or yesteryear?

Coz it's a full lifetime year, but not the end of the calendar year?

My brain can't compute

Hope it was a good un Sandy

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I'm astounded at the cleanliness of my toilet since I'm the only person using it.

It's just so white all the time.

I'm considering giving any willy bearers who may visit my abode a bucket, and telling them to take it home with them.

You know it makes sense.

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By *iddle ManMan
over a year ago

Walsall

My work light has broken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hubbies chemo suspended indefinitely due to covid.... Not a good news day

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By *rimKardashianMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Playing Among Us and I nearly won as an Imposter.

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By *rimKardashianMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Hubbies chemo suspended indefinitely due to covid.... Not a good news day "

Genuinely sorry to hear this. Best wishes sent from MCR.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just caught my first carp of the day

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Hubbies chemo suspended indefinitely due to covid.... Not a good news day "

There's fuck all that can be said that would feel "right" really.

Sending much love

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Hubbies chemo suspended indefinitely due to covid.... Not a good news day "

I'm so sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been shopping, doing my laundry now.

Very productive Saturday.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Yesterday was my birthday yaahhhhh

Happy yesterday birthday x"

Thank you x

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Yesterday was my birthday yaahhhhh

Happy yesterday birthday x

Is it yesterday or yesteryear?

Coz it's a full lifetime year, but not the end of the calendar year?

My brain can't compute

Hope it was a good un Sandy"

That’s mashed my brain too

it was a good un

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By *cloversCouple
over a year ago

Hull

"Hubbies chemo suspended indefinitely due to covid.... Not a good news day "

Not a good day or days to come at all . . .so sorry to hear this news

I have no words to share that may offer any comfort at all but just know that I & many others hold you both in our thoughts x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hubbies chemo suspended indefinitely due to covid.... Not a good news day "

this sickens me, I am so so sorry

hope his treatment returns soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just farted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Debating leaving the bed...

Do you want a cuddle partner

Oh man i wish I'd seen this before i got out of bed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have gone a week without wanking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have gone a week without wanking "

This madlad.

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By *oxyVikingCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia

Picked loads of Cep’s today! Mushroom nerd! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm putting my clock back early...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Picked loads of Cep’s today! Mushroom nerd! X"

Oh jealous! Loads if mushrooms near me, but too scared to pick them just in case I'm mistaken... Only die once right?

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